"Lingshan Entertainment Company?!"

Hearing the words of the Buddha, the Buddhas were directly stunned.

Only Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes flashed with a glimmer of essence, and she took the initiative to say: "Buddha, this method has also been pondered by the disciples, but the bear demon controls the entire mobile phone signal network, and we are always subject to it." ”

"A while ago, the network speed of the disciple's Nanhai Dojo and Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple plummeted, I'm afraid it came from it."

Other arhats and bodhisattvas who had dojos in the lower realm responded one after another.

"Exactly."

"The network speed of the disciple's dojo is also very slow."

"That bear demon is hateful!"

"I heard that many Buddhist temples and Zen monasteries in the Nether have also had their internet speeds restricted, and they have been resisted by many mortals!"

"Alas!"

"Some stupid mortals even smashed temples for this."

"It's really hateful."

Looking at the monks and Buddhas who began to complain one by one, Rulai's expression was quite calm, "Regarding this matter, I have already thought of countermeasures, and when I go back, please turn on the lamp, Zhun Ti, and lead the Buddha." ”

"Ask them to come forward and negotiate with the Tongtian Saint."

Guanyin Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, and said with some hesitation: "But the three Buddhas have never asked about Buddhist affairs, I'm afraid ......."

"Needless to say."

"I'm going to ask them to do it!"

The Buddha said in a firm voice, unquestionably.

After many changes in the past year or so, Rulai has realized the importance of the mobile phone network, no matter what, he can no longer let Buddhism fall behind the heavenly court, and must change the countermeasures in time.

Otherwise, even if the Western Heaven is completed.

The fixed number of Buddhism's luck will also be greatly reduced.

Moreover, he recently deduced the heavenly machine and found that there were some variables about the study of scriptures in the Western Heavens, and there were signs of intensification.

If you continue to immerse yourself in the sweet dream of Buddhism after learning the scriptures.

Nine times out of ten, he will regret it in the future!

"If there are really three Buddhas who come forward, they will indeed be able to get nine out of ten."

Guanyin nodded.

However, she immediately changed her words and said with some concern: "But Buddha, regarding the operation mode of the Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company, as well as the filming method, etc., we are completely blind. ”

"There's no need to rush."

The Buddha smiled lightly, "Has Venerable Guanyin forgotten the new advertisement for the director's training class at the beginning of the movie?" ”

"The Buddha wants to send someone to Black Wind Mountain to learn scriptures?"

"But who is the right fit?"

The Buddhas of Lingshan, you look at me, I look at you, they are all a little stunned.

The bear demon's hostility to Buddhism is not concealed at all, and even the three quasi-holy powers of Manjushri, Fuxian, and Guanyin have not been able to seek benefits there, how dare they, Da Luo and Taiyi, step into such a tiger's den?

"I already have the right person in mind."

Speaking of this, the Buddha's eyes turned, and then fell on the dragon descending arhat and the tiger arhat in the crowd.

"Descend the dragon, subdue the tiger."

"I'll leave it to you."

Dragon Descending Arhat: ∑ (°口°|||)?

Fuhu Arhat: ∑ (°口°|||)?

When the monks heard this, they immediately smiled, and they all joined hands and saluted: "The Buddha has a unique vision!" ”

Descending Dragon and Fu Hu panicked now, "Buddha, we ......"

"Huh?"

Rulai's face was cold.

Seeing Rulai's obviously unkind expression, the dragon and the tiger arhat couldn't help but swallow their saliva, looked at each other silently, and then nodded with a bitter face, "Disciple obeys the Buddha's decree." ”

……

The Abyss of Darkness.

Listening to the ending song "Cool and Cool" sung by Du Fei and Yang Chan, Wutian's heart couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion at the moment.

He was actually quite satisfied with this ending.

Although he is now a Moluo, the monk at the end of the film who does not take the rules of Buddhism in his eyes, but still saves the suffering, is very much in line with his vision of the real Buddha in his heart.

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha leaves ...... in his heart"

"This black bear spirit does have two brushes, and it can write such a wonderful sentence that hits people's hearts!"

Wutian sighed, and couldn't help but appreciate Du Fei a little.

With a wave of his hand, he removed the mirror curtain, and Wutian stood up.

"The movie is over."

After saying this, he turned his head to look at the black-robed three people sitting beside him.

Hearing Wutian's voice, the giant scorpion, the winning demon and the black robe trembled for a whole movie, and at this moment, there was a look of relief on their faces, and they raised their heads one after another, "Buddha, do it!" ”

Seeing this, Wutian couldn't help but have a trace of surprise in his eyes.

These three subordinates have such backbone, and when faced with a "death threat", they didn't kneel down and beg for mercy?

"Good!"

"It is worthy of being a disciple who has followed this seat for tens of thousands of years."

"Then I will fulfill you."

Wutian nodded with satisfaction, raised his palm, and was about to shoot.

But what he didn't expect was that the next moment, the three people in the black robe, the giant scorpion and the winning demon suddenly hugged his thighs, and their faces were no longer so calm and relieved, and they all wept bitterly and wailed:

"Buddha, we know it's wrong!"

"We shouldn't be talking about you playing games behind our backs."

"I shouldn't have eavesdropped on you singing."

"You forgive us for the sake of us following you for tens of thousands of years, we don't want to die, we still want to go to the mortal world to have a look."

"Woooooo

Heavenless: "......"

Sure enough, I still overestimated them.

But the current situation is exactly what Wutian wants, and before taking the three of them to debut and sing, they must beat it well.

At this thought, a sneer suddenly appeared on Wutian's face.

"You know what you've done."

"Now you know you regret it?"

The giant scorpion, who was the most frightened, wiped his tears and sobbed: "The disciple has no regrets, please Buddha give us a chance to mend our ways!" ”

"Ask the Buddha to give us a chance to atone for our sins."

The black robe and the winning demon also cried.

Hearing this, the corners of Wutian's mouth hooked a slight arc, feeling that the heat should be almost over, so he turned around with his hands behind his back, and said lightly: "Well, it's not impossible." ”

When the three of them heard this, they were overjoyed.

Hurriedly asked, "Please make it clear to the Buddha!" ”

Wutian said leisurely: "The song "Crossing Me Not Crossing Her", which caused heated discussions in the Three Realms a while ago, you should know that it was sung by this seat, but do you know why this seat sings? ”

"Because this song is about the Buddha himself?" The black robe pondered for a moment, and then spoke tentatively.

"That's not right."

"It's because the Buddha likes to sing!" The giant scorpion objected.

"Could it be that singing can relieve depression and help our mental health?" The last to speak out.

Heavenless: "......"

He turned his head, expressionless: "Are these the main points?" ”

"The disciple is stupid." x3

"Please make it clear to the Buddha!" x3

Hearing this, Wutian suddenly held a gloomy breath in his chest.

After a long time, he sighed, and had to speak: "This can't be blamed entirely on you, after all, you haven't experienced it yourself, so naturally you don't know the various influences and wonders of singing." ”

With that, he turned to look at the three.

"Do you know the power of willingness?"

The black robe nodded, "A kind of energy generated by the incense belief, and the people in the Buddhist sect are best at accumulating this." ”

"Although it is similar to merit, it is far less than merit."

Wutian looked satisfied and continued, "Yes, and Black Wind Mountain can push the song I sang to the ears of many beings in the Three Realms. Whoever loves this song will produce a desire for faith, which will eventually accumulate in this seat. ”

"The Buddha meant to say ......"

"To promote our idea of changing the world?"

The winning demon was the first to react.

"Yes, if we can use this to make the beings of the Three Realms support me and believe in me, we will have more help when we change the world in the future, and the resistance will be greatly reduced!" Wutian homeopathy.

"Wow!"

The black-robed trio suddenly lit up.

Wutian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally used this high-sounding excuse to fool them.

"The Buddha is far-sighted and wise!" The black robe prayed.

"The disciple is willing to saddle the horse before and after the horse, and share the worries of the Buddha!" Win the demon worship.

The giant scorpion was stunned, and hurriedly bowed down.

"I'm the same!"

After expressing their loyalty, the three black-robed people immediately stood up straight and looked at Wutian, "Dare to ask the Buddha, what should we do next?" ”

Wutian looked around when he heard this, and his expression was serious.

"Sing with me!"

Black robe: ╭(°a°')╮

Win Demon: ╭(°a°')╮

Giant Scorpion: ╭(°a°')╮

……

The premiere of "Becoming a Buddha" immediately caused an uproar in the entire Three Realms and sparked heated discussions.

Because it spans three lives, it covers a wide range of plots and social backgrounds, including love, religion, cultivation, war, people's livelihood and other aspects, so that most people can participate in the discussion.

[Eat my three-plate axe]: "How can there be bandits and barbarians in Yumen Pass?" The Tang army will not kill the good and take the risk, this is apocryphal! ”

[Thirty years of hard study in the cold window]: "17-year-old people, envy! ”

[Chen Guangrui]: "If you have hands, you can do it." ”

[Elder Jin Chi]: "Recently, the Internet has been stuck a lot. ”

[Elder Jin Chi]: "Recently, the Internet has been stuck a lot. ”

[Elder Jin Chi]: "Recently, the Internet has been stuck a lot. ”

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "If Young Master Ben can marry a woman like Cen Xi in this life, I will swear that I will never go to Qinglou again!" ”

[Donghua Sword Immortal]: "Then you should go to the Qinglou." ”

[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "This is the fairy girl in the sky, the little boy should dispel this idea as soon as possible, giggle!" ”

[Lu Ban]: "The male lead's acting skills are really good! ”

[Princess Xiyue]: "Add me to the online chat." ”

[Jade-faced Little Fox Girl]: "Although Cen Xi failed to go to the end with Li Xiuyuan, he tasted the sweetest love, because after waiting for a long time after marriage, life is not so good. ”

[Only love inch heart]: "It's good to be a monk, alas! ”

[Tang Sanzang]: "Amitabha." ”

[The nickname has been violated]: "In the final analysis, the Li Mansion is not rich enough, if a family like Young Master Ben has 80,000 acres of land and thousands of tenants, Li Xiuyuan will not be able to become a monk!" ”

[Alchemy Old Dao]: "Interesting. ”

[With the World]: "It's really interesting. ”

[Heaven]: "Hmm. ”

[The second master of Zixiao Palace]: "Hahahahaha......ha

[Who said that women are not as good as men]: "Father Li and Mother Li acted so well!" ”

[East China Sea Little Fat Dragon]: "Where are sour dates sold?" ”

[Niu Dingtian]: "Actually, Zhao Xi's maid is also very beautiful (1000 points for the king of Xiniu Hezhou District, my sister is private). ”

[Miss Yang San]: "It's a pity that you can't love it." ”

[The monkey returned my fire cover]: "Director Du's film is still of such a high level, and it is very enjoyable to watch. ”

[Handsome guy of Fuling Mountain]: "Ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die." Life and death, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more painful, how can it not make people cry? ”

"The monk is so hypocritical. ”

[Sending you on your way]: "The movie is very good, but I want to clarify that King Jizo Bodhisattva is not familiar with Buddhism. ”

[Mingyue]: "Bastard master is proud of me, wait for you to die!" ”

[Huli Daxian]: "After watching the movie, I went directly to smoke the monk with twenty whips. Irons, am I doing the right thing? ”

……

Huangfeng Ridge, Huangfeng Cave.

"King, my phone is moving!"

Hearing the excited shouting of a pig-headed demon, a group of monsters in the cave immediately gathered around it, and the Yellow Wind Monster occupied the main position, dozens of pairs of eyes looking directly at the screen.

"Wow, Cen Xi actually kissed Li Xiuyuan!"

"I'm not ashamed."

"Kiss in broad daylight!"

Seeing this scene, Huang Fengwei's face showed a thick aunt smile, this time Black Wind Mountain finally took care of the personnel.

But before I could watch it for a few minutes, the picture froze again.

"Bastard!"

The Yellow Wind Monster, who was looking at it, was furious and slapped the gravel table.

"King, I can see it here!"

But before he could get angry, the fox-headed demon on the other side raised his phone and shouted at him excitedly.

Ignoring the anger, the Yellow Wind Monster hurriedly ran with the demons.

However.

When they just put their butts down.

The screen of this phone is also directly stuck.

At this moment, the green tendons in front of the Yellow Wind Monster's head burst out, and his chest rose and fell rapidly. He stood up abruptly, waved his fists, and the expression on his mouse face was extremely crazy, and he looked up to the sky and scolded:

"Black Bear Spirit!"

"My day Grandma Li !!"

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