Chapter 248: Yuan Shi: Are you deliberately finding fault? (2-in-1)

With doubts, Yang Jian crossed the East Heavenly Gate and went straight to Yunlou Palace.

But when he came to the place, he was immediately startled by the crowd gathered in front of the Yunlou Palace, and saw that the front of the palace was surrounded by three floors inside and three layers outside, and there were groups of immortals everywhere.

"What's the situation?"

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly lowered the cloud.

"Yo, Erlang Zhenjun!"

Seeing Yang Jian, Guangmu, Duowen and the other two heavenly kings arched their hands and said in surprise: "You also came to see the play?" ”

"Watching a play?"

"So many immortals gathered here, all to see the play?"

Yang Jian's eyes widened and he said incredulously.

"What if it weren't?" The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King stretched out his hand, then let out a low chuckle, leaned in front of Yang Jian, and pointed to the palace gate, "Don't talk about us, Your Majesty will enter the Yunlou Palace early in the morning." ”

"It's a pity!"

The Growth Heavenly King sighed, "We can only wait outside, but Your Majesty has the first-hand melon eating position, and I am really envious." ”

"Didn't you say that Your Majesty went to persuade Li Tianwang's father and son?"

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom said suspiciously.

"Heh, do you believe this?"

Duowen Heavenly King glanced at the Heavenly King of Zhiguo with contempt, "The third prince of Nezha and Li Tianwang have made a hundred and ten big noises over the years, to say the least, which time did Your Majesty go back to persuade and mediate?" ”

As he spoke, he hooked his fingers and motioned for a few people to approach.

"According to the grapevine, Li Jing in "Nezha's Demon Boy Descends to the World" is still played by Li Tianwang himself."

"You say, I don't know if this is going to the third prince?"

"Hiss......"

The other three gasped.

"This is going to tear your face!"

"Li Tianwang is not satisfied with the third prince, he personally starred in this movie, and when the time comes, as soon as the Three Realms is released, the reputation of the third prince of Nezha will be completely ruined." The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King smacked his lips and marveled.

Yang Jian was even more frightened when he heard this.

Li Jing asked Du Fei to make a movie, didn't he want to reconcile with Nezha, why did he still star in the movie himself?

What kind of outrageous operation is this?

Thinking of this, he hurriedly crossed the crowd and went straight to Yunlou Palace.

"Zhenjun!"

As soon as Yang Jian walked to the door, the guards on both sides stopped him, and then saluted respectfully: "The Heavenly King told us that if you come, I will take you directly to the Third Prince's grounded palace." ”

Yang Jian frowned, and immediately agreed.

Although he had a lot of doubts in his heart, he still believed that Li Jing would not deceive himself, and he definitely wanted to reconcile with Nezha.

Secondly, Li Jing also has a first-class good immortal family with the Jade Emperor.

Even if you go to him, it is probably inconvenient to say it in person.

It's better to stabilize Nezha first.

Follow the guards and enter the palace through the corner of the ban they have let go.

As soon as he entered the palace gate, Yang Jian's brows jumped.

Disorderly!

Except for the palace that was protected by the ban, all the furnishings inside were smashed to pieces, and Nezha's small figure was facing away from the palace door, sitting on an overturned chair, extremely lonely.

"Nezha?"

Yang Jian sighed and shouted.

Hearing the voice, Nezha turned around and looked at Yang Jian coldly, "You three-eyed boy, do you still have a face?" ”

"Ahem......"

Yang Jian coughed lightly and said embarrassedly:

"I'm here to apologize to you."

He beckoned to conjure up a stone bench and sat next to Nezha, "It's all my fault, I hurt you deeply, so ......" Speaking of this, he patted his chest seriously.

"I owe you a favor, you can do whatever you want me to do for you!"

"Really?"

Nezha raised his eyebrows and sneered.

"A must!" Yang Jian affirmed.

"Then you go and slaughter Li Jing's old dog for me now!" Nezha's eyes showed a fierce light, and he gritted his teeth.

"Ah......h

When Yang Jian heard this, the whole person was speechless.

He pondered the words and opened his mouth to persuade: "Nezha, I think it, violence can't solve the problem, besides, your father is actually very guilty, and he still hopes to compensate you in his heart." ”

"He's guilty?"

Nezha suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "He's made movies to deal with me, listen, 'Nezha is the Demon Pill Demon!'" ’”

"That's how he made it up to me?!"

Yang Jian heard a toothache.

He had to open his mouth to persuade: "However, Black Wind Mountain's movies have always liked to make things behind the scenes, maybe the trailer is just a fog deliberately released, and we have to watch it to know the real content." ”

"Besides, movies are all fake, and they can't all be taken seriously!"

Nezha nodded, "Okay!" ”

"Anyway, the movie is going to be released soon."

"Then I'll talk about it after the screening, I see that at that time, what else do you have to say!" He sneered.

……

"There's nothing to talk about."

"This "Demon Boy Descends to the World" was originally fictional."

Black Wind Mountain Film Academy, Great Hall.

The students of the directing training class were sitting full, talking head-to-head about the upcoming movie "Nezha: The Demon Boy Descends to the World".

Bai Wuchang sat at the table and said to the curious students around:

"I asked someone to check it out over there."

"The third prince of Nezha is the reincarnation of a spirit bead, not a magic pill at all, listening to the old man in the underworld, some think that he is the spirit bead of Nuwa Niangniang, and some say that it is the spirit bead of Taiyi Zhenren."

"But either way, it has nothing to do with the magic pill."

Hearing this, Lingli Worm interjected: "But I heard from the king of my family that Nezha did kill the third prince of the East China Sea. ”

"If he was a spirit bead, how could he do such a thing?"

"That's right!"

"I've heard of it, too, and it's cramping!"

"That is, who would be so brutal except for the Demon Pill Demon?"

The other students chimed in.

"!"

Bai Wuchang slapped the table, pointed to his head, and hated it: "Is hearsay serious? The underworld has never confiscated the soul of the third prince of the East China Sea Dragon, and he is not dead at all. ”

"Not to mention being killed by Nezha."

"Really?"

A group of people looked at each other, skeptical.

Bai Wuchang hugged his chest, tilted his head and smiled, "I, Bai Wuchang, who specializes in soul hooking in the underworld, can I still lie to you?" ”

"If you don't believe it, you ask Lao Hei."

Hei Wuchang on the side nodded, affirming Bai Wuchang's statement.

"Everyone is quiet, and the movie will start immediately."

At this time, He Xiangu's voice came.

She then got up and continued: "Also, after watching the movie, everyone writes a review of the movie, requiring that the number of words should not be less than 50,000 words, and hand it over to me before dusk the day after tomorrow." ”

"Do you understand?"

"50,000 words of afterthought!?" When the people heard this, they wailed.

"What, there's a problem?"

He Xiangu glanced at the students in the auditorium unhappily, and said coldly: "Anyone who has not handed in or has not had enough words will not graduate!" ”

In the sighs and sighs of everyone, the giant screen lit up.

……

"Here we go! Here we go! ”

In front of the Cloud Tower Palace, countless immortals sat on the ground and spoke excitedly, ready to watch this "Nezha's Demon Boy Descends to the World".

……

Thirty-three heavens, Zixiao Palace.

Tongtian and Yuan Shi Tianzun, Taiqing Old Man, Zhen Yuanzi and Hongjun Daozu also sat in front of the screen.

The familiar Kumamon logo crosses over, and subtitles emerge.

"This story is pure fiction."

"Starring: Red Boy, Ao Chun."

"Chief Director: Tongtian Sage."

Looking at the subtitles at the bottom, Zhen Yuanzi was surprised: "Atong, you ran out for a trip, and you actually made a movie in Black Wind Mountain?" ”

"Just do it." Tongtian was quite meaningful.

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled when he heard this.

"Little junior brother, whether this movie was shot by your director or not, you must have points in your heart."

Tongtian's face darkened, and he was about to ridicule him.

But I heard Hongjun speak:

"That's enough."

"Don't talk, watch a movie quietly."

Seeing Shizun speak, Tongtian had to close his mouth, he glanced at the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and Yuan Shi Tianzun, who thought he had the upper hand, secretly sneered, "When I watch the movie, see if you still laugh." ”

When the movie title ends, the picture suddenly changes.

The sea of clouds is churning.

The immortal mountains stood tall and went straight into the sky, and at this time, a male voice with a thick accent came:

"The aura of heaven and earth has been bred into a mixed element pearl for thousands of years."

"It greedily sucks the essence of the sun and the moon, and its strength continues to grow, but the aura it absorbs is too miscellaneous, the immortal qi and demonic qi are entangled, and there is no distinction between good and evil, so the master sent me and my junior brother to subdue it."

At the same time as the voice rang out.

A small monster head shaped like ice crystals, red and blue, formed from the sea of clouds, sucking in the surrounding aura.

Immediately, the camera turned.

A big pink and white fat pig slowly walked out of the clouds.

On its back, there is also a fat round man with a fat head and big ears, a bare chest and exposed breasts.

The man turned over and got off the pig with an expressionless face, and while he walked with a bewitching posture, the narrator's voice sounded at the same time, "Yes, this is me, the Taiyi Zhenren admired by ten thousand people!" ”

Cloud Tower Palace, grounded ground.

Nezha, who was sitting side by side with Yang Jian, directly widened his eyes.

"Second brother, what did this fat man just say?"

Yang Jian blinked and stayed for a while before he replied not very confidently: "It seems that his name is Taiyi Zhenren?" ”

Nezha: "??? ”

With a close-up of the footage footage.

This fat Taoist shook off the dust, put on a self-righteous posture, raised his thin eight-character beard slightly, and said proudly: "Although I am a little baby fat, I can't hide my compelling handsomeness!" ”

"Yuan Shi, does your Taiyi apprentice really look like this?"

Inside the Zixiao Palace.

Zhen Yuanzi held back a smile, his shoulders trembled, and asked Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Yuan Shi Tianzun frowned and looked at Tongtian with an innocent face, and he was engrossed in watching the movie, and snorted coldly, "My disciple Immortal Wind Dao Gu, how can it be such a fat and vulgar image, it is completely nonsense!" ”

"However, this person is witty and funny, and it is hilarious." Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard with his hand and said with a light smile.

Indeed, this is true.

Even Nezha, who was originally full of resentment in his heart, saw that his master, who had always been immortal and dusty, was spoofed like this.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

originally thought that Du Fei's movie was made to discredit him.

But who would have thought that Taiyi Zhenren suffered first.

Therefore, even though this is their respected master and uncle, Nezha and Yang Jian still can't help but laugh.

……

"Hey, Bajie!"

"Isn't this Taiyi real person related to you?"

Under the shade of a tree somewhere in the boundary of Wanshou Mountain, the monkey sat on the treetop and asked with a smile at Zhu Bajie below.

didn't wait for Zhu Bajie to reply.

Sha Seng took the first step and said, "There is something wrong with what Senior Brother said. ”

"You want me to say."

"Taiyi Zhenren's pig is similar to the second senior brother's relatives."

Zhu Bajie didn't dislike it, scratched his belly, and sighed: "Alas, if my old pig is really a little related to Taiyi Zhenren, how dare the Jade Emperor reincarnate me as a pig in the lower realm?" ”

"You can go to your relatives now!"

The monkey laughed.

Zhu Bajie pouted when he heard this, "Come on, I don't know what Taiyi Zhenren looks like, but it definitely doesn't look like this." ”

"If I really go to him to climb relatives, I will be beaten lightly."

As he spoke, he sighed.

"But this monster from Black Wind Mountain is cowardice."

"Dare to shoot Taiyi Zhenren like this, you must know that he is a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, one of the twelve immortals of Yuxu, Yuan Shi Tianzun is famous for protecting his shortcomings, he is really not afraid that the other party will come to the door?"

"Whew! Second senior brother, you think too much. ”

When Sha Seng heard this, he answered: "Although Yuan Shi Tianzun is short and not careful, what is it to spoof his disciples?" ”

"It's not a spoof of Yuan Shi Tianzun's old man."

However, the voice did not fall.

Sun Wukong said with a strange face: "You really said it." ”

"Huh?"

Sha Seng was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly looked down at the screen.

At this time in the movie, a thin and tall Taoist man in a black robe came out, named Shen Gongbao, who was the same brother of Taiyi Zhenren.

The two of them fought with the ice crystal behemoth that the Mixed Yuan Bead had turned into.

but was beaten and retreated.

Seeing that he was about to be killed by the mixed yuan bead 1v2, a Xuanhuang Dan furnace suddenly fell from the sky, covering the mixed yuan bead.

At this time, a fairy Dao Venerable appeared.

"Master!"

Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao hurriedly visited.

"Yo, you're showing up too."

Hearing this "Master", Zhen Yuanzi immediately reacted, raised his eyebrows, and said to Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Yuan Shi Tianzun naturally saw this incident, and he was still a little apprehensive in his heart, but after seeing this floating and immortal back, his heart finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that the little bear is still measured.

But as soon as this heart was put down, the camera directly turned his face to the front.

Yuan Shi Tianzun in the movie also revealed his true face.

A man's face as black as charcoal, with a nose like garlic, eyes like mung beans, and a mouth like fat intestines appeared in front of everyone.

"Poof!!"

The old man Taiqing, who was tasting Lingdao tea, sprayed directly.

Even Hongjun Dao Ancestor's body trembled.

"Hahaha......"

As for Zhen Yuanzi, not to mention, even the laughter that he held back when he saw the fat pig version of Taiyi Zhenren before, burst out at the same time at once, slammed the jade table with his right hand, and laughed wildly with his left hand holding his stomach.

"Tongtian!!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun's face was pale, and he trembled with anger.

Seeing this, the other three also set their eyes on the Tongtian Sect Master.

"What do you think I'm doing?"

Tongtian spread his hands innocently, "Senior brother, you also said before, I am just a nominal director, and I did not participate in the filming of the movie at all, this is all done by Du Fei's nephew, and it has nothing to do with me." ”

Old man Taiqing and Zhen Yuanzi immediately cast disdainful glances.

Even if Du Fei has another 100,000 guts.

I would never dare to find this kind of person to play Yuan Shi Tianzun, even if he was a fool, he could guess that this must be instructed by Tongtian.

"Alas, tsk......tt"

"Tongtian and the bear have been messing around together for a long time, and they have all gone bad."

The old man smacked his lips and said secretly in his heart.

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