Chapter 249: The Miserable Taiyi Zhenren [Chapter 2 for Big Brother Black Flag]
Looking at the ugly and black Yuan Shi Tianzun in the picture.
The immortals of the Heavenly Court in front of the Cloud Tower Palace couldn't help but gasp one after another, making the air here a lot thinner.
"Tortoise."
"Director Du, he's too noisy, isn't he?"
"Even the Origin Heavenly Venerable is black!"
The Growth Heavenly King was dumbfounded, and he portrayed Taiyi Zhenren as that witty image, which was barely reasonable, but this ugly and black saint was clearly deliberately smeared.
"I feel ......"
"The Bureau of Meteorology may have to change its director." The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King rubbed his chin and said quietly.
"Well, you and I see something in common."
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom and the Heavenly King of Tawen expressed their affirmation.
Inside the Cloud Tower Palace.
The Jade Emperor looked at the screen of his mobile phone and saw through the truth at a glance.
This image of Yuan Shi Tianzun must have been deliberately made by that kid from Tongtian, and as for the fat pig real person, it was definitely designed by Du Fei.
"No wonder you want to find a famous director."
The Jade Emperor snorted lightly, and at the same time began to secretly calculate in his heart.
"Even if you find a zenith pot."
"The disciples of the Yuan Shi family must also have complaints about Du Fei, if they can borrow their hands to find some trouble for Du Fei, so as to make him anxious, it would be a good way."
Because a few days ago, in "The Voice of the Three Realms", I saw Du Fei in front of him, openly arching his little cabbage.
The Jade Emperor is very unhappy now.
Although he didn't want to beat the mandarin ducks, Du Fei had to teach him a lesson.
The kid who doesn't take Uncle Ben in his eyes!
The film continues.
Although Yuan Shi Tianzun looked black and ugly, but in terms of means, he still had boundless power, he urged the Dan furnace, and in just a moment, he refined the mixed yuan bead, divided into two, a magic pill, and a spirit bead.
"The Demon Pill Genshin is indestructible."
"I cast the Heavenly Tribulation Curse, and after three years, I will lead the Heavenly Thunder to destroy the Demon Pill, and I must be careful during this period."
"Li Jing is a man of destiny."
"This bead can be reincarnated as his third son."
"Then call him Nezha!"
After saying these words, Yuan Shi Tianzun's figure turned into a cloud and dissipated.
"This ...... Didn't you say that Nezha is a magic pill? ”
"Why did you become a spirit bead again?"
Seeing this scene, the audience was stunned.
In the auditorium, Bai Wuchang suddenly said proudly: "Look, I'll just say it, the third prince of Nezha is the reincarnation of Lingzhu, and the trailer in front of him must be fooling." ”
The students looked at each other, not knowing how to refute this.
"Quiet, watch the movie!"
He Xiangu's displeased reprimand came.
At the same time, countless puzzled viewers also watched quietly.
At the same time that Yuan Shi Tianzun handed over the magic pill and the spirit bead to Taiyi Zhenren at the same time, he also promised him that as long as he could cultivate the spirit bead into a talent, he would be named the last of the twelve immortals of the Jade Void.
When Shen Gongbao on the side heard this, he saw it in his eyes and hated it in his heart.
The camera turned.
The picture came to Chentang Pass in the Nether.
Mrs. Yin, who had been pregnant for three years, was about to give birth, and hundreds of people in Chentangguan came to the door one after another, ready to congratulate Li Jing.
However, Li Jing himself looked anxious and paced back and forth outside the room.
Looking at the other party's face, Nezha bit his lip.
Although Li Jing in the movie is a lot younger, he still recognizes it at a glance, this is the appearance of Li Jing when he was a god and Li Jing was not yet an immortal, with the same righteous face and three points of seriousness.
It was also the man he hated the most.
in the picture.
Shen Gongbao quietly infiltrated the Li Mansion.
He was extremely unconvinced by Taiyi Zhenren and was ready to destroy it, so he took control of the housekeeper of the Li Mansion and drunk Taiyi Zhenren with spiritual wine.
wants to wait for an opportunity to steal the immortal lotus that seals the spirit bead and the magic pill.
But I never expected it.
This Baolian was actually cast a spell by Yuan Shi Tianzun.
Only Taiyi Zhenren can handle it.
"Damn!"
"I have to put ...... Beat out the wine that this fat pig drank, or else... I can't take out the spirit bead and carry out my plan...... planned. ”
Shen Gongbao, who stuttered slightly, muttered to himself.
was about to instruct the housekeeper who was controlled by him to do it, but Li Jing suddenly lifted the curtain and walked in.
"Immortal Chief, what's wrong?"
Li Jing said in surprise.
The housekeeper replied according to Shen Gongbao's instructions: "Xian Chang is drunk, I want to wake him up, just beat the wine out." ”
As he spoke, he punched Taiyi Zhenren's stomach.
"How does this work?"
Li Jing hurriedly grabbed the butler's hand and said unhappily: "It's too bad etiquette, it's detrimental to Sven, what kind of system is it?" ”
Seeing this, Nezha snorted coldly, "It's so old-fashioned at a young age!" ”
However, as soon as he finished speaking.
The midwife in the movie hurriedly broke in and shouted:
"My lord, Madame can't stand it anymore."
"What!?"
"Get out of the way, let me come!" Li Jing was shocked, tore the housekeeper away, and his fists came out together, slamming into Taiyi Zhenren's belly.
Nezha: "......"
Yang Jian looked straight at it, "Your father still knows how to measure." ”
"It's just a movie, it's all fake."
Nezha rolled his eyes and said.
Li Jing threw the last heavy punch, and with majestic energy, he broke the giant tree that Taiyi Zhenren was leaning on, and Taiyi Zhenren finally spit out the wine mixed with the sleeping elixir and woke up leisurely.
"Immortal Chief, hurry up and open the Lotus!"
Seeing Taiyi Zhenren wake up, Li Jing hurriedly said.
"Yes, yes, I almost forgot to get down to business."
Taiyi Zhenren slapped his head, then ran to Baolian, summoned the blockade formation, and prepared to open it with a solemn face.
Li Jing on the side was slightly nervous, watching with bated breath.
Shen Gongbao, who was hiding in the attic in the distance, also widened his eyes and stared at Baolian tightly, just waiting for Taiyi Zhenren to open it, he ordered the puppet to take away the spirit bead and destroy Taiyi's chance.
However.
What everyone didn't expect was ......
"Wrong password!"
With a prompt, Taiyi Zhenren's face was embarrassed.
He scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "The wine is too strong, and my brain is dizzy, as if I have forgotten the password." ”
Li Jing and Shen Gongbao were directly stunned.
"But it's fine."
"I have five more chances!"
Without waiting for Li Jing to speak, Taiyi Zhenren tried to unlock the lock.
Li Jing had no choice but to keep silent, so as not to disturb the other party, and now, the safety of his wife and children falls on Taiyi Zhenren, and he can only choose to believe in this Taoist who doesn't seem to be very reliable.
But soon.
Taiyi Zhenren gave Li Jing a slap in the head.
"Wrong password!"
"Wrong password!"
"Wrong password!"
There were three consecutive failed prompts, and Li Jing broke out in a cold sweat when he heard it, his legs were weak, and he almost couldn't stand.
Shen Gongbao, who was already ready to snatch the spirit bead, was even more frenzied.
Although he knew that Taiyi was stupid enough.
But I never thought that it would be so stupid!
"Immortal Chief."
"What happens if you get it wrong all five times?"
Li Jing's voice trembled, and he asked Taiyi.
Taiyi Zhenren continued to scratch his head, "Uh...... Well, Pauline will automatically lock it, and it will take ten years before you can try again. ”
Hearing this, Li Jing almost fainted in fright.
Shen Gongbao was even more anxious to bite the railing.
Putting it here, several saints in Zixiao Palace were already stupid.
One of the twelve immortals.
The powerful person of the Xuanmen at the peak realm of Da Luo Jin Immortal.
That's it?
"Tongtian, you're making a bit of a joke." Hongjun glanced at Tongtian, "Although everyone knows that this is a fictional movie, the impact on Taiyi Boy will still be there." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, I'll pay attention next time!"
Rao Tongtian also felt a little embarrassed, and in the face of the eyes of the four people, he waved his hand and said with a dry laugh.
When Yuan Shi Tianzun heard this, his face turned really black into charcoal.
Do you want to have a next time?
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