"Hurry up, the movie begins!"

In anticipation, the giant screens of cinemas, televisions and mobile phones across the Three Realms finally lit up with the black bear logo.

After the familiar intro, a large line of words emerges.

[Journey to the West]!

When the subtitles fade, a crimson desert in the night appears.

In the picture is Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and the woman in white standing on the lotus platform, Guanyin Bodhisattva, who appeared in the previous trailer.

"Sun Wukong, you evil beast!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's voice was cold, "You have originally promised the Buddha to protect Tang Sanzang to go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, but now you have colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that you have committed a mortal sin." ”

"Less verbose!"

The monkey in the picture dances with a golden hoop stick and says fiercely.

"You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm really afraid of you!"

"Goku!"

The camera turned slightly, and it was fixed on Tang Seng sitting cross-legged on the ground.

He sighed softly, slightly displeased.

"How can you speak to Sister Guanyin like this?"

When the monkey heard this, he bared his teeth and scolded:

"Don't be noisy!"

Being murdered like this, Tang Sanzang was slightly aggrieved, "You scared me again." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Tang Sanzang, then looked at Sun Wukong again, and said, "If you weren't afraid of me, why did you injure Fairy Zixia and snatch her moonlight treasure box in an attempt to escape through time and space?" ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, took out a quaint wooden box from his arms, and then threw it out directly.

"Okay, since you can't hide."

"Then my grandson will fight you to the death!"

Saying that, he put on a posture and was about to fight with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

However, at this moment, a discordant voice suddenly came.

I saw that Tang Sanzang, who was originally sitting cross-legged on the ground, picked up the moonlight treasure box thrown away by the monkey at some point, and shouted with that unique strange accent: "Oh, don't be angry, you will be angry when you are angry." ”

As he spoke, he pointed at the monkey, "Wukong, you're too naughty too." ”

"I tell you, don't litter."

Tang Sanzang walked up to the monkey with a preachy demeanor, "The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment." ”

"What if I hit a child?"

"Even if you don't hit the children, it's not right to hit those flowers and plants......"

Seeing this scene, Tang San was directly stupid in the fourth master and apprentice.

"This ...... Is this Master? ”

Zhu Bajie asked stunned.

Sha Seng glanced at Tang Sanzang, who was as strong as an ox on the side, and then recalled the previous scene when he showed his fist at every turn, and shook his head vigorously.

And the consternation of the rest of the audience is also not necessarily less than the four masters and apprentices.

After all, the image of Tang Sanzang in "Journey to the West" is too classic, and it is completely the image of a gentle and elegant monk.

When has there ever been such a broken mouth?

Sure enough, Sun Wukong soon couldn't stand Tang Sanzang's chatter.

A punch knocked him to the ground.

The most incredible thing is that this Tang Sanzang also nagged endlessly in the face of Guanyin Bodhisattva, so that even this Guanyin monk whose face did not change and his Zen heart was like water couldn't help but stretch out his hand.

But this Tang Sanzang nagging is nagging.

When he learned that his apprentice Sun Wukong was going to be executed by Guanyin Bodhisattva for committing a terrible mistake.

But he stepped forward, willing to fight with his life.

Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to give Sun Wukong a chance to atone for his sins.

Guanyin was compassionate and moved by Tang Sanzang's sincerity, so he promised Tang Sanzang to give Sun Wukong a chance to be reincarnated and reborn, and if he could survive the tribulation after five hundred years, he would be allowed to continue to learn scriptures from the west.

Seeing this, the audience suddenly realized.

One barrage after another.

[Huang Siye]: "I know, Sun Wukong wanted to eat Tang Seng in his previous life, but he repented in his second life. ”

[True Red-Eyed Black Dragon]: "So this is the story before Journey to the West?" ”

[Sixth Son]: "This is very likely! ”

[Ye Ao Nai I]: "A group of fools, this movie is made up, my grandson has never eaten people!" ”

Seeing the barrage on the screen, the monkey's lungs exploded.

He has worshiped under the Bodhi Patriarch since he was a child, and what he practiced was the supreme magic method "Dapin Tianxian Jue", and he regarded himself as an immortal everywhere, how could he eat people, let alone eat Tang monk meat for immortality.

He had already jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements.

Eternal life? Live with the sky!

Tang Sanzang smiled and patted the monkey on the shoulder, "Wukong, don't be angry, watch the movie, don't take it too seriously." ”

There was an appreciative look on his face, "I feel ...... for the teacher"

"This "Journey to the West" is quite interesting."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he argued: "But Master, this is an insult to my grandson's reputation!" ”

"Huh?"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was immediately displeased.

He looked at the monkey and said earnestly: "When I was acting in a movie in Black Wind Mountain as a teacher before, Du Demon King once said that in order to show the growth of the characters, movies often use the technique of wanting to promote and suppress first, since you are the protagonist of the movie, you will definitely be praised later." ”

"Don't worry!" As he spoke, he patted the monkey on the shoulder again.

"You monk talk as much as you can......"

Sun Wukong muttered in his heart, but he could only suppress his displeasure and continue to look at the screen.

……

The camera turns.

Time flies, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and it is 500 years later in the blink of an eye.

On the desert covered with yellow sand, a woman in black gauze rode a horse to an inn in the desert.

However, this is not an inn.

It is a black shop opened by a group of bandits, deceiving passing merchants.

But none of them thought that this black gauze woman turned out to be the famous Chun Thirty Niang on the rivers and lakes, and the thieves had the courage to rob ordinary people, but confronting this kind of real ruthless person, they were immediately frightened.

Knowing that the other party was stubble, the bandits hurried to the helper for help.

"What did Chun Thirty Niang do when she went to Wuyue Mountain?"

"This female devil has always been without treasures, could it be that there will be some big deal here recently?"

A young man reclined on a bench and muttered to himself.

……

"Du Fei?!"

Seeing the young man dressed as a bandit, the Jade Emperor who was sitting on the dragon chair directly squirted out a mouthful of fragrant tea.

"Uh, Du Fei?"

The Queen Mother was stunned when she heard this.

He immediately took a closer look at the young bandit leader.

After looking at it for a while, she found a trace of Du Fei on the face of the young man with lush hair.

"Du Fei actually played a movie role in person?"

After recognizing Du Fei, the Queen Mother was surprised.

The Jade Emperor also bowed slightly, "This kid has never played any role in person since he filmed "My Buddha" with Xiaochan, and this time he actually appeared in the movie again? ”

"He said he wouldn't do it again."

The Queen Mother was also a little surprised, she pondered for a moment, "If the concubine is not mistaken, this "Journey to the West" has the label of love. ”

"Could it be that Xiaochan also appeared on the scene?"

"Quite possibly!"

The Jade Emperor rubbed his chin, "I'm afraid these two people want to play a couple again." ”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she immediately became interested.

"Xiaochan is beautiful and beautiful, she is the only handsome in the Three Realms, her role in the movie, the concubine really wants to meet."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he secretly pouted.

Although he had already acquiesced to Du Fei and Yang Chan in his heart, when he thought of the scene of this guy and Xiaochan in the movie, he couldn't help but feel a little unhappy, for no other reason, this kid was too cheap.

However, the Jade Emperor would never have thought that in the villa in the back mountain of the Nether Black Wind Mountain, Du Fei was sitting side by side with Yang Chan.

Watching the movie together, an intimate look of the world of the two.

"How did you come up with this look?"

"I want to laugh every time I see it!"

Looking at the supreme treasure in the movie because he was hit by the seven wounds, he was always cross-eyed and walked upside down.

Yang Chan couldn't help but cover her lips lightly and giggled.

"Comedy!"

Du Fei shrugged and laughed as well.

"Oh, comedy ......"

Hearing Du Fei's words, Yang Chan suddenly sighed faintly.

recalled the ending of filming "Journey to the West", she turned her head to look at Du Fei beside her, and said softly: "Du Fei ......"

"Shhhh

But Du Fei interrupted her, "If there is anything to talk about after watching the movie." ”

Yang Chan pinched her slender fingers and finally nodded.

……

Back to the movies.

As the leader of the gang, the Supreme Treasure made a plan.

was going to take advantage of the rest of the spring thirty mother's night, stun the other party, and then restrain it, and handed over this important task to the second master.

"Wow, spider!!"

In the middle of the night, a scream came.

No one expected that the spring thirty Niang was actually a spider spirit, and the overjoyed helper Supreme Treasure went to check, who expected to collide with the spider spirit, and made countless jokes with the thieves.

Especially the stupid and cowardly second master, which is even more hilarious.

"Hahahaha!"

"These two masters actually took the spider spirit away as a gang leader, no, I'm going to be laughed to death, hahaha!"

"Which actor is so talented?"

"Admire, it's so interesting!"

In the cinema of the Black Wind Mountain Entertainment City, the audience burst into laughter.

The Bull Demon King family, who were sitting in the best row in the center of the theater, Red Boy and Princess Iron Fan were also smiling so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

It was also the first time they had watched such an interesting movie.

"Father, why don't you laugh?"

The red boy who was smiling and covered his stomach turned his head, but found that the Bull Demon King sitting next to him had an expressionless face.

Not only did he not smile, but his face was even a little dark.

"Yes, husband."

"Don't you think it's interesting?"

When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she also turned her head to look at the Bull Demon King and said strangely.

Faced with inquiries from his wife and children.

The Bull Demon King finally pulled a stiff smile on his face.

"Interesting, really interesting."

"But I've already seen it when I'm on the set, so it's not so interesting when I watch it again."

"Oh......"

The red boy nodded as if he didn't understand.

However, he suddenly asked curiously: "By the way, father, didn't you say that you also starred in "Journey to the West", so which role is you, I haven't seen it yet." ”

You've seen it......

The Bull Demon King silently said in his heart when he heard this.

But how dare he tell his son and wife that the stupid and cowardly second master in the movie is himself?

Otherwise, how will he, the head of the family, be in the future?

After a moment of silence, the Bull Demon King had no choice but to fool and say, "Let's keep watching, you will know which one is me when you see the back." ”

"Oh!"

Red Boy nodded and continued to watch the movie.

……

The plan to sneak attack Chun Thirty Niang failed, but he unexpectedly cured the Seven Wounds Fist in the Supreme Treasure Place.

The Supreme Treasure, whose confidence has been greatly increased, decided to go all out and kill the spring thirty mothers.

And this heavy responsibility.

Once again, it fell on the head of the second master.

But the second master was scared half to death by the spider spirit before, where did he dare to go back to find trouble with Chun Thirty Niang.

So when he went upstairs to attack, he deliberately hit the pillar and pretended to be unconscious, and even did not hesitate to be stabbed in his leg by the gang leader, deceived the other party, and then returned to the group of bandits in humiliation.

It was useless to scold the second master, and the Supreme Treasure immediately went straight in.

But what I never expected was.

There are no spider spirits in Chun Thirty Niang's house.

Instead, there is an unparalleled beauty and beautiful woman in white, which makes Supreme Treasure fall in love at first sight.

She is the younger sister of Chun Thirty Niang, named "Bai Jingjing".

"Ahem!!"

Seeing this scene, the monkey who was eating a peach almost choked.

"Bai Jingjing, tsk tsk......"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng cast meaningful glances at the monkey.

"What to see?!"

Being stared at by the two of them, the monkey suddenly felt uncomfortable, and immediately glared back, "The world is so big, it's not normal for someone else to call Bai Jingjing, what do you think of my grandson?" ”

"Oh, Brother Monkey......"

Zhu Bajie smiled, "Senior Brother Sha and I didn't say anything, why did you suddenly get excited?" ”

"Isn't it true that you really have some unsavory relationship with Bai Jingjing?"

Monkey King:((???|||)) ……

It's broken, and it's exposed in a hurry!

Facing the scrutinizing eyes of Tang Sanzang and his junior brothers, the monkey held half a peach, covered his mouth and coughed lightly, "You also know that my grandson has always regarded Bai Jingjing as his best friend. ”

"So it's normal to be a little sensitive to her affairs, and you don't need to make a fuss about it at all."

"Oh, I see......"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng stretched out their voices and said.

"Well, Wukong is still worth believing, let's continue watching the movie." Tang Sanzang raised his hand and took the initiative to speak to calm down.

"Yes, Master!" x2

The monkey secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to look at the screen.

……

Bai Jingjing's appearance disintegrated the hostility of the Supreme Treasure, and the thieves no longer targeted Chun Thirty Niang, but because he was stabbed by the gang leader and went to find herbs to cure his injuries, he accidentally overheard the secret of Chun Thirty Niang and her junior sister Bai Jingjing.

It turns out that this Wuyue Mountain was originally called Wuzhi Mountain.

It is the place where Sun Wukong, who was let go by Guanyin Bodhisattva and asked him to atone for his sins, was reincarnated.

Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing are just to find out the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

Use him to find Tang Sanzang.

Then eat Tang monk meat in order to live forever.

As for Bai Jingjing, it seems that he still has some kind of grudge with Sun Wukong, not only to eat Tang monk meat, but also to put the monkey to death.

However, Chun Sanniang obviously didn't want to share Tang Sanzang with Bai Jingjing, so the two showed their original forms and fought.

That spider spirit is the spring thirty mother.

And her junior sister Bai Jingjing is a white bone spirit!

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong all turned their eyes to Sun Wukong beside him.

"Wukong, isn't this a bit too coincidental?"

Hearing Tang Seng's words, the monkey couldn't help swallowing his saliva and said with a dry smile:

"Uh, hehe, it's a little."

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