Chapter 332: Master, You Listen to My Old Sun's Sophistry!

"But Master, isn't the previous "Journey to the West" filmed by Heifeng Mountain all the things that happened on our way to learn the scriptures, and it's not very strange that they know Bai Jingjing's true identity."

"It has nothing to do with my grandson!"

Sun Wukong's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly quibbled.

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong, and then glanced at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and immediately felt that it made sense.

Although Bai Jingjing knew Sun Wukong before.

But later on, he did encounter with the master and apprentice on the way to learn the scriptures.

Seem...... Nothing is wrong?

In line with his trust in the monkey, Tang Sanzang didn't ask again.

Continue watching the movie.

……

The second master, who was frightened stupidly by the original form of Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing, screamed, and fled with a rolling belt, hiding in his own bullpen to avoid the pursuit of the two banshees, but he didn't expect that his own cow was also a goblin.

After learning the news of Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong, he actually broke free from the reins and ran to report his so-called king.

The flustered second master wants to escape from this place.

But he decided to report to the gang leader first.

But he never wanted to be bumped into by Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing, and then he was controlled by Chun Thirty Niang using the Ecstasy Dafa for his own use.

The Supreme Treasure who knows nothing about it.

Now he is indulging in his fascination with Bai Jingjing.

He shaved off his original lush beard, dressed up as a handsome scholar, and invited Bai Jingjing to meet on a moonlit night.

But when Bai Jingjing saw his white face.

The whole person suddenly launched a nameless rage.

She grabbed the Supreme Treasure, raised her eyebrows, and reprimanded: "What are you doing with your beard, do you know that without a beard, you have no character at all, it's disgusting and annoying, it's annoying to death!" ”

"It's not good to look like someone, look like that monkey!"

And when the audience is confused about it.

The picture cuts to Bai Jingjing, who is sitting alone under the night sky, her expression is in a trance, and her thoughts go back to many years ago.

"Monkey King, get out of here!"

"You stinky monkey, you said you wanted to marry me when I was eighteen years old."

"As a result, I waited for you for two hundred years in vain!"

In front of the Water Curtain Cave, Bai Jingjing said angrily.

A group of little monkeys at the entrance of the cave looked at Bai Jingjing curiously, and soon, an old monkey jumped forward and arched his hand and said, "I'm sorry, Bai girl, our king has something to go out." ”

"But before leaving, he asked me to give this thing back to you."

As he spoke, the old monkey took out a jade pendant and threw it at Bai Jingjing, "The king also said, thank you for the white girl's kindness." ”

"He is ...... without a blessing"

Seeing this, the audience finally understood.

It turned out that Sun Wukong actually reneged on his marriage contract with Bai Jingjing, no wonder Bai Jingjing wanted to kill the reincarnated Sun Wukong.

After all, the act of repentance of marriage was a great shame in ancient society.

This is true for both men and women.

"Stinky monkey, how dare you do this to me!"

White Tiger Ridge, White Bone Cave.

Looking at the picture on the TV, Bai Jingjing's silver teeth clenched, staring at the screen with a resentful face, and hummed aggrievedly.

After seeing Bai Jingjing appear in the movie.

She knew that this character must be describing her.

After all, this is a monster with the same name and surname as her, and it is a monster that has cultivated into a fine white bone, no matter how big the Three Realms are, it is impossible to have such a coincidence.

It's just that she's curious.

Why does Bai Jingjing hate monkeys so much in the movie.

In reality, monkeys are obviously very good.

But when she saw that Sun Wukong in the movie actually regretted his marriage and failed herself, she couldn't help but be angry.

Although Bai Jingjing knew that it was just an apocryphal movie.

There is nowhere to vent a grudge.

After thinking about it, she took out her phone and dialed the monkey's number.

However, Sun Wukong is also in a bad mood at this moment.

But it's not a grudge, it's a look of bewilderment.

"Wukong, what do you say this time?"

Tang Sanzang's face was expressionless, while Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong were full of teasing and eating melons and watching the show.

Bai Jingjing's identity in front of him may be explained by coincidence.

But at the moment, this love and hatred is not just made up, right?

Under the sky.

Where are so many coincidences?

Facing the eyes of Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and others, Sun Wukong's mind was blank, and it took a while before he finally reacted, and hurriedly argued: "Master, you listen to my old grandson's explanation!" ”

The monkey is dying.

He and Bai Jingjing are just boyfriend and girlfriend, how can they have any marriage contract?

This "Journey to the West" is clearly an apocryphal plot, how can it be involved in reality?

"Soaring clouds and fog, chasing wind and electricity, one hundred and eight thousand~"

But at this time.

The ringtone of the monkey's mobile phone suddenly rang.

Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice immediately lowered their heads and looked at them together, and the three big characters of "Bai Jingjing" suddenly came into view.

Monkey King: "............"

He took a deep breath.

"Master, I said it was just a coincidence, do you believe it?"

"Heh, what do you say?"

Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng smiled.

……

Supreme Treasure was scolded by Bai Jingjing and was depressed.

In a bad mood, he fell asleep, and sat up as usual for the nightmare that was not a nightmare.

In that dream, there was a place called the Water Curtain Cave, surrounded by jumping and chirping monkeys, and there was always a woman's voice whispering something in his ear.

Supreme Treasure didn't know why he kept dreaming about it.

But the audience outside the screen suddenly realized.

Those who had watched "Journey to the West" earlier naturally knew that the Water Curtain Cave was the hometown of Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain.

In this way, the identity of the Supreme Treasure is about to come out.

He is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

On the second day, Supreme Treasure continued to lead the bandits, according to the instructions of Chun Thirty Niang, to rob the soles of passers-by, wanting to find out the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, who was rumored to have three moles on the soles of his feet.

But at the end of the day, there is no gain.

On the contrary, the Supreme Treasure brought back a bunch of grapes by mistake.

But what's even weirder.

The blind man of the third master had just washed the grapes and put them on the table, and in a blink of an eye, the grapes turned into a middle-aged Taoist priest.

"Uh, who are you?"

The Supreme Treasure frowned and looked at the other party.

The middle-aged Taoist priest brushed away the water droplets on his head and smiled, "Oh, I'm the grape you just brought back." ”

"You're the bunch of grapes?"

"Uh, not to be exact, I'm Bodhi Ancestor."

"What is your mother?"

"Hey? How do you curse? ”

The middle-aged Taoist priest who claimed to be the ancestor of Bodhi pulled his old face.

"I am Bodhi Ancestor!"

"It's a god, and turning into grapes is here to save you."

Bodhi Ancestor turned around and closed the door, looked out through the crack in the door, and whispered without looking back: "Those two women in your village are monsters, you can know it with my demon mirror." ”

As he spoke, he took out a mirror from his bosom and handed it to the Supreme Treasure.

However, the Supreme Treasure did not believe his words.

He took the demon mirror, and immediately punched the Bodhi Ancestor to the ground with a right hook, punched and kicked, and scolded angrily:

"You stole my grapes, and you're still here pretending to be a ghost for me?"

"Ouch, stop fighting!"

"I didn't steal your grapes!"

"No?"

"So where did my grapes go? Say it!! ”

Looking at the Bodhi Patriarch who was violently beaten by the Supreme Treasure, the Buddhas of Lingshan in the Daxiong Treasure Hall looked stupid directly.

Although the name of this middle-aged Taoist priest is [Bodhi Patriarch], it obviously refers to the [Su Bodhi Patriarch] who once taught Sun Wukong's immortal method, and this Su Bodhi is none other than the Zhun Ti Buddha.

In order to get in touch with Sun Wukong, a congenital spirit monkey.

Promote the Western Heaven to learn scriptures and enter Buddhism.

But who would have thought that the bold bear demon would actually let Sun Wukong's reincarnation beat up the original teacher?

This simply makes no sense!

"Buddha, you've seen it all."

"This bear demon simply doesn't take my Buddhism in his eyes, and he dares to insult my Buddhism saint like this!!"

After a brief period of astonishment, the monks and Buddhas shouted angrily.

The Arhat, who had been in charge of the guest before, quietly shrank to the back.

The Buddha also looked resentful.

If Du Fei used his image to tease, after all, in the previous "Journey to the West", the Jade Emperor was not also spoofed.

But this involves the Zhun Ti sage of Buddhism, the ancestor of the religion.

How could he endure it?

In the entire Daxiong Treasure Hall, only Guanyin Bodhisattva was expressionless, watching the movie calmly.

For Du Fei's operation, she has long been surprised.

As for the spoof of the saint image?

It wasn't the first time he'd done it.

"Nezha's Demon Boy Descends to the World" and "Journey to the East" written by him, there are no less black Yuan Shi Tianzun and Tongtian Sect Master, although there are grievances between these two saints, but the bear demon also has a great contribution.

Even his two uncles dared to be embarrassed like that.

Spoofing the Buddhist saint who is not dealing with it in the first place, this can only be said to be trivial to the bear demon who has always been bold.

But.

For viewers who don't know the inside story.

The plot of the Supreme Treasure and the Bodhi Patriarch only made them feel very surprised and interesting, after all, a Taoist priest who changed from grapes and claimed to be an immortal was violently beaten by ordinary bandits, which was too novel.

In the past, mortals worshipped the gods.

Don't dare to say a word of disrespect?

Not to mention the addition of fists and feet, catching the gods and beating them all over.

Uh, except for Black Seven.

"Grandma's, this role was supposed to be played by me, but it was robbed by a turtle from the East China Sea."

In the Black Wind Mountain Cinema, Hei Laoqi was indignant.

"Ouch, Seven, don't talk nonsense!"

Hearing Hei Laoqi's slightly resentful words, his colleagues on the side hurriedly persuaded: "This actor Lao Hai of Bodhi Patriarch, but the boss personally decided, how can we as employees chew our tongues behind our backs?" ”

Du Fei did plan to let Hei Laoqi play Bodhi.

After all, this kid has played the three top bosses in the Three Realms, namely the Tongtian Sect Master, the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and the Jade Emperor.

Although it's just an embarrassing black type of role positioning.

But the Bodhi Patriarch in "Journey to the West" is obviously not a positive image of praising the Zhunti saint.

It's also quite appropriate to let Hei Laoqi act.

However, Lao Hai, the turtle prime minister of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea, is too similar to the Bodhi Patriarch in the original work.

In order to pay tribute to the original work, Du Fei temporarily changed the candidates.

I have to say, this old turtle acted really well!

……

The so-called movies are always dramatic.

Through the Bodhi Ancestor's demon mirror, the Supreme Treasure actually saw Bai Jingjing's original form, which was actually a white bone essence.

The Supreme Treasure who realized that what the Bodhi Ancestor said was the truth.

Finally agreed to unite and deal with the two banshees together.

But although they saw through the truth that the second master had already surrendered to the enemy, but despite the wise man's thousand thoughts, he finally made a mistake, and finally let Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing escape and take the initiative.

To stay alive.

Supreme Treasure had no choice but to pretend that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing won a big victory.

However, at this moment, Bai Jingjing suddenly turned back and injured Chun Thirty Niang.

Because she still likes Monkey King in her heart.

But Chun Thirty Niang had already taken precautions, and with a backhand blow, Bai Jingjing was hit by her unique poison and would die in seven days.

Just as the two sides were facing each other, the accident happened again.

The Bull Demon King suddenly arrived!

It turned out that the cow spirit who escaped from the bullpen before was the subordinate of the Bull Demon King, and after overhearing that Sun Wukong's reincarnation would appear in Wuyue Mountain, he immediately went back to tell the Bull Demon King.

"Wow, this Bull Demon King is so handsome!"

"This majesty is worthy of being a great demon saint who is famous in the Three Realms!"

"I'm really envious ......"

Looking at the burly Bull Demon King who used the law to make heaven and earth, all the monster viewers were amazed.

"Father, is this you?"

In the theater, the red boy's eyes lit up and he was pleasantly surprised.

Looking at the unstoppable demon king who was rampaging all the way in the movie screen, the eyes of the Bull Demon King were faintly filled with tears.

This bull demon king should have been played by himself.

But in the end, it was robbed by others!

The most hateful thing is that the idiot and stupid interviewer actually said that he didn't understand the Bull Demon King at all, even if so much time has passed, now that the Bull Demon King thinks about it again, he is still so angry that his lungs hurt.

"Father."

"Why don't you speak?"

The Red Child's voice interrupted the Bull Demon King's bitter memories.

In the face of his son's inquiry, the Bull Demon King took a deep breath and showed a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying.

"Yes, it's my father."

It's just that it's not your dad and I who play it myself.

The Bull Demon King silently added in his heart.

……

The ability of the Bull Demon King, naturally there is no need to say more.

Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing tried their best, but they didn't even touch half of the cold hair of the Bull Demon King, and they retreated in defeat.

The two who knew that they were invincible brought the Supreme Treasure and the second master.

Escaped back to the Pansi Cave left by the ancestor.

"What, Pansi Cave?"

In a gorgeous pavilion on Pansi Ridge, seven beautiful women sitting together stared at the TV screen and screamed in amazement.

"Does this spring thirty mother also live on our side?"

"I haven't heard of anyone else living nearby."

"But Chun Thirty Niang is also a spider spirit, and she lives in Pansi Cave, maybe she used to have relatives with us?"

"That's right."

"Stupid, what is it?"

"This is a movie, made up, we are the only one Pansi Cave on Pansi Ridge, how can anyone else live here?"

"But her Pansi Cave may not be in Pansi Ridge."

"Alright, stop arguing!"

The eldest sister in the lead slapped the table, and she glanced at the sisters who were arguing endlessly, "Although the movies are all made up, didn't "Journey to the West" copy Tang Sanzang's real experience before?" ”

"When the movie is over, let's go to Black Wind Mountain together and ask if the bear demon has a spring thirty mother."

"If there is, then let's pay a visit."

The other spider spirits looked at each other, then nodded in unison:

"Listen to the eldest sister." x6

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