Chapter 333: Zhu Bajie, you have no conscience!
Supreme Treasure woke up from his slumber, but what he saw was the face of the second master who was controlled by Chun Thirty Niang.
From the mouth of the second master who has already incarnated as Erwuzai, it was learned that Chun Thirty Niang actually caught him in Pansi Cave because he admitted that he was the Monkey King, and the Supreme Treasure was very helpless.
He had to take out the Bodhi Ancestor's demon mirror.
proved to the second master that it was just a delaying tactic at that time, and he was not the so-called Monkey King at all.
Second, when the master hears the words, he will be suspicious.
took a look at the demon mirror and found that the Supreme Treasure was really not Sun Wukong.
It's frightening.
He turned into a pig's head in the mirror!
"Hahahaha!"
Seeing this, the masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang who were sitting in the shade of the trees laughed out loud, except for Zhu Bajie, of course.
"Nerd."
"It turns out that these two masters are your reincarnation."
The monkey who had just been angry finally had a chance to fight back, and he pointed to the ugly-looking second master in the picture, "Tsk, it's 108,000 miles worse than the reincarnation of my grandson." ”
"Second Senior Brother, it's worthy of you!" The sand monk also grinned.
Zhu Bajie heard that it was called a black line.
He gritted his teeth, "What kind of enmity does this bear demon have with my old pig, and he smeared my old pig like this!" ”
"I don't know how many times more handsome than this ugly man!"
"Okay, Bajie, and be relieved."
Tang Sanzang gently patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and comforted: "This is just a movie, made up for fun, it can't be taken seriously, Weishi, Wukong, and Sha Seng all know that you are handsome." ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the second master in the picture again, couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "But it's ......."
"This man has a similar temperament to you."
"Hahaha!"
Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Sha Seng laughed again.
Zhu Bajie: "........."
"But then again, the second senior brother and the senior brother have both appeared, when will my Lao Sha come out?" Sha Seng said depressedly.
"Wow!"
The white dragon horse behind him also howled.
……
Back to the movies.
No matter how Supreme Treasure explains, Chun Thirty Niang doesn't believe it.
Bai Jingjing, including the Bull Demon King, also believed that this young bandit leader was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.
And when I heard that Chun Thirty Niang was going to kill the Supreme Treasure.
Bai Jingjing finally couldn't help it, and fought with Chun Thirty Niang with a highly poisonous body, and took the opportunity to hide in the secret room made of 10,000-year-old diamonds by Pansi Daxian, but the story is always dramatic.
The two designed to trick Chun Thirty Niang into the secret room, but instead trapped her, but unexpectedly, Bai Jingjing's corpse suddenly changed.
The Supreme Treasure was so frightened that he fled back to the secret room.
Chun Thirty Niang died in order to let her junior sister Bai Jingjing die.
was about to use the aphrodisiac method on the Supreme Treasure, but unexpectedly used it on the second master who broke in.
actually let the spring thirty mothers have a secret knot, and have a child with the second master!
And Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing took the opportunity to escape from the Pansi Cave.
Return to the calm Pansi Cave.
The second master and Chun Thirty Niang sat on the ground, looking at the black and ugly second boss in messy clothes, and Chun Thirty Niang's tears flowed.
"God, my thirty spring mother is as beautiful as a flower."
"I had an ...... with such an ugly man"
Heavenly Court, Guanghan Palace.
"Okay, don't cry."
"This person looks so ugly, he doesn't look like Marshal Tianpeng at all, how could it be him?"
In the pharmacy, a group of jade rabbits sat around the screen of their mobile phones.
comforted Mao Er, who was crying with pear blossoms and rain.
"That's it."
Mao Yi patted Mao Er's shoulder, "You have been a husband and wife with Marshal Tianpeng for four or five hundred years, you are the winner." ”
Mao Er wiped his tears when he heard this, and when he heard this, he suddenly cried:
"But I didn't give him a baby!"
"Uh......"
When the other jade rabbits heard this, they were stunned on the spot.
And in Gao Laozhuang, there was also a woman crying profusely.
"This negative man!"
"Actually found a woman behind my back, I'm not alive!"
This heart-rending shout was naturally Gao Cuilan, seeing that she was about to hit the pillar headlong, the maid on the side hurriedly stepped forward to pull it.
Mrs. Gao sighed and persuaded, "Cuilan, don't cry." ”
"Isn't it all made up in this movie?"
"Xiao Zhu, he is now following Elder Tang and his party to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and now he is a monk, and Elder Tang is a high-ranking monk, how can he let Xiao Zhu have entanglements with other women?"
"yes, yes."
Master Gao also followed suit, "Xiao Zhu is not that kind of person. ”
However, Gao Cuilan wiped her tears and sobbed, "But even Elder Sun has found a female goblin. ”
"How is it impossible for the one surnamed Zhu?"
"Not to mention that this spring thirty mother, this vixen is still so beautiful?"
"Uh, miss, it's a spider spirit."
Gao Cai on the side reminded in a whisper.
"Shut up!"
Master Gao glared at Gao Cai, and then said: "In this way, let's call Xiao Zhu and ask him if there is such a thing, if there is, he will divorce this son-in-law who corrupted the lintel!" ”
Mao Er and Gao Cuilan cried miserably, and Zhu Bajie was also very upset.
He's so young, and now he's going to blow up!
This Black Wind Mountain Studio found such an ugly-looking person to play him, and even spread rumors and slandered him.
When did he get along with the spider spirit?
Not to mention children.
But Sun Wukong and Sha Seng didn't miss this opportunity to ridicule him.
"Bajie, it's really yours."
The monkey smiled and leaned back together, his limbs trembled, and he pointed at Zhu Bajie and said: "My grandson is also talking about love with the goblin, and he hasn't even married, you are good, you have made the child out before you get married!" ”
"Or with a female spider spirit, hahaha!"
Sha Seng also covered his stomach and smiled, "Senior brother, you are envious, I think this spider spirit is much more exquisite than the white bones inside." ”
"Second Senior Brother, this is a good blessing!"
"You're almost there, don't go too far!"
Zhu Bajie's face turned red, and he pointed at the two of them and said: "This movie is all embarrassing and black my old pig, I am innocent!" ”
"Hmph, but you idiot didn't laugh at my grandson just now."
Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Bajie.
He jumped up, put his hands around his chest, and said with a slight meaning: "This is called the reincarnation of the heavens, who will the heavens forgive!" ”
"Master."
"Did you say?"
Tang Sanzang, who was also laughing on the side, nodded unconsciously when he heard the monkey's words, and then quickly shook his head, his face was straight, and he said peacefully: "Okay, okay, this is just a movie, you don't have to worry about anything." ”
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and spoke earnestly.
"The four monks are empty."
"As long as we maintain our hearts and abide by our responsibilities, no noise from the outside world can affect us in the slightest."
"Ah, Master is right."
The monkey nodded, but he still couldn't help laughing, "I just don't know what Bajie's daughter-in-law and father-in-law in Gao Laozhuang are looking at when they see him having a child with a spider spirit." ”
At this time, the familiar music of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law sounded.
Zhu Bajie took out his mobile phone and looked at it.
The two big words "Cuilan" came into view.
"Hahaha!!"
When the monkey and the sand monk saw the caller's name on Zhu Bajie's mobile phone, the laughter that they had finally held back broke out again.
Zhu Bajie took a deep breath and answered the phone.
"Zhu Wuneng!"
"You have no conscience, explain the matter to Miss Ben clearly!"
"Lady, I was wronged!"
……
As the so-called joys and sorrows of people are not connected.
Zhu Bajie was overwhelmed by Gao Cuilan, who was called to ask for explanations, and explained vigorously, while others, including Master Tang Sanzang and Senior Brother Monkey and Sha Seng, were extremely happy.
Sun Wukong now understands it.
This "Journey to the West" is really like its name.
It's all made up and imagined.
simply didn't take it seriously, and continued to watch the next plot of the movie with a happy attitude.
The words are divided into two ends.
Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing fled to a cliff.
After getting along day and night, the relationship between the two went further, and the Supreme Treasure who didn't know that he was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong told Bai Jingjing that he was not the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, but just an ordinary thief.
Bai Jingjing, who knew that she was highly poisonous and had little time to live, heard this, and finally let go of her feelings for the monkey.
Decided to start over with the Supreme Treasure.
The Supreme Treasure is in order to cure the poison in Bai Jingjing.
rushed back to Pansi Cave overnight, pretended to be Sun Wukong again, and used Tang Sanzang's whereabouts as a bargaining chip to save people from Chun Thirty Niang.
But I never expected that it was still a step too late.
Bai Jingjing, who thought that she had been abandoned again, was disillusioned and committed suicide by jumping off a cliff.
There was no trace of Bai Jingjing, and in fact, he didn't know Tang Sanzang's whereabouts at all.
was also locked back in the secret room by Chun Thirty Niang.
And here, he dug out the spiritual treasure [Moonlight Treasure Box] left here by Pansi Daxian, and unexpectedly came to a secret realm.
This is the cave he often dreams of.
But unlike in the past, there is a golden iron rod in the middle of this cave, and a golden hoop is placed on the stone platform below, as well as a paper painting of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
When he stepped forward, the scroll flew up and the volley burst into flames.
A sacred and majestic female voice sounded at the same time:
"Sun Wukong, you were guilty of heinous crimes back then, I hope you can realize it in this life and change your past mistakes."
"Who's talking?"
"Five hundred years ago, your master Tang Sanzang sacrificed himself in order to redeem your life, and gave you a chance to reincarnate and redeem your sins."
"As long as you are willing to voluntarily put on the hoop and be willing to reform yourself, you can turn back into the Monkey King with boundless power, and then you will have to take on the heavy responsibility of learning scriptures from the west and renovating history."
"But from now on, everything in the world has nothing to do with you, and you can no longer have the slightest lust or nostalgia."
"Now you haven't become the reincarnation of Sun Wukong."
"It's because you haven't met the guy who gave you three moles."
"When you meet her, your life changes."
Hearing these inexplicable words, the Supreme Treasure was confused, and he didn't take it to heart, and then left this place.
And the other side.
The Bull Demon King cured Bai Jingjing, who jumped off the cliff.
and took her to Pansi Cave and threatened her to find the Supreme Treasure and Tang Sanzang of Sun Wukong's reincarnation.
As everyone knows, the effect of the Dafa of Spring Thirty Niang's infatuation is too fast.
It's already labor time.
With a baby's cry, the child was born.
The second master looked at the spring thirty mother who looked at the baby in her arms with a look of pity, and her heart was full of mixed feelings and emotions.
He looked at Chun Thirty Niang and said silently: "I think it doesn't matter whether you are a fairy or not, whether you eat Tang monk meat or not, the important thing is that we can live well in the future, bring up our children, and don't be a thief like me." ”
"You like Tang Sanzang so much."
"Simply, my son will call Sanzang well......"
Hear this.
Tang Sanzang, who was watching the movie with a smile on his face, was instantly stunned.
The monkey and the sand monk opened their mouths even wider.
"Huh? Master turned out to be born to my old pig and a female goblin? Zhu Bajie, who was already stupid, was stunned.
What the hell is this?!
What else is there about stepping on a horse that the bear demon of Black Wind Mountain doesn't dare to make up, and he actually dares to write that Tang Sanzang was born to him Zhu Bajie and the female monster?!
"Eight precepts...... What did you say? ”
Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Zhu Bajie with an unkind expression.
"Oh no!"
Zhu Bajie finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly waved his hand in a panic, shouting: "Master, don't get me wrong, this is not what my old pig said, it is the bear demon of the Black Wind Mountain, and it has nothing to do with my old pig!" ”
"Don't say anything, copy the scriptures ten times!"
"Master, I really wronged the old pig......
"Twenty times!!"
"Teacher......"
"Fifty times!"
"No, Master, I just wanted to remind you that your phone is ringing." Zhu Bajie said with a look of grievance.
Tang Sanzang found out that his mobile phone was calling.
He took out his mobile phone and clicked on it, and it was an unfamiliar number.
Tang Sanzang thought about it, and then clicked on.
"Hello?"
"Chen Xuanzang!"
"You are a rebel who has forgotten your ancestors, you don't pass incense to the Chen family, and I don't say anything if you insist on becoming a monk, and now you don't even want your background? It's not human, is it!? ”
Tang Sanzang was stunned and said, "May I ask who you are?" ”
"I'm your father!"
Tang Sanzang: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
……
"Hahaha!"
"Director Du, he's really good."
"I'm going to be laughed at."
"This kind of thing that the donkey's head is not right for the horse's mouth can be made up?"
"I can't hold it back......"
Seeing this scene on the lake, on the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Palace, all the immortals laughed directly, they didn't expect Du Fei to be so able to make up, and actually wrote Tang Sanzang as Zhu Bajie's child.
Although Marshal Tianpeng was so ugly, as former colleagues, they should not have laughed at him like this.
can think that the four masters and apprentices are now after the Buddhas.
That scruple disappeared completely.
Instead, he laughed even louder.
The Jade Emperor, who was sitting behind the dragon case, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "This Xiong Zhen is really lawless." ”
"It's worthy of the title of "Journey to the West".
The Queen Mother on the side said with a smile at the same time.
The Jade Emperor nodded, very agreeing, "Well, the widow thought that he really reconciled with Buddhism, and also helped shoot "Journey to the West", but I didn't expect to wait for Buddhism here!" ”
"As soon as this big talk about Journey to the West came out, Buddhism really became a laughing stock in the Three Realms."
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