"Crashing into the sky?" Zhu Bajie frowned, a little incomprehensible.

Li Shan's mother immediately explained: "Just ask my daughter to walk in front of you, and whichever one you catch, I will marry which daughter to you, how about it?" ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, his two eyes lit up, "This is good, this is good, I like the old pig so much, Mother, what are you waiting for, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, come on!" ”

"Master, senior brother, junior brother, I have the most experience in this area, let me come first and give you a sample!"

Zhu Bajie volunteered and couldn't wait.

"Okay, then you can come first," Lishan's mother nodded, and then shouted again, "Daughters, are you ready?" Come out! ”

Then, there was a burst of laughter like a yellow warbler coming out of the valley, and the three daughters walked in, "Mother! ”

They are lined up, all of them are young and beautiful, very beautiful, and each has its own merits, or everyone is beautiful, or tender like water, or a small jasper, and so on.

Zhu Bajie's eyes stared at them directly, almost unable to move, salivating.

Soon, Li Shan's mother put a red hijab on Zhu Bajie, and this sky-shattering marriage began.

"Little lady, husband is here!"

Zhu Bajie laughed, and then opened his arms and pounced fiercely towards the direction where the three of them were standing just now.

Bang!

A dull sound came out, and Zhu Bajie threw himself into the air, hitting his head directly against the wall, and felt a pain.

However, after a few rubbings, he came back to life, and immediately stood up again, listened to the sound, and looked for a target.

The three daughters laughed for a while, walked back and forth in the room, and teased Zhu Bajie from time to time, so unhappy.

Although they were banned from mana cultivation by Li Shan's mother, they were like mundane mortals, but after all, their sight was not affected and they could flexibly dodge.

As a result, Zhu Bajie was teased again and again, and from time to time there were screams of pain, and there was no harvest for a long time.

"Hey, mother-in-law, the daughters are too flexible to catch it at all. My senior brother and junior brother are not good at this, I think you might as well marry all three daughters to me. ”

The old pig sat on the ground a little decadently, and spoke amazingly.

Old Mother Li Shan couldn't help but say in a deep voice: "What are you talking about?" Do you still want to occupy my three daughters alone? ”

"This is not a new thing, now which big family does not have three wives and four concubines, let alone three daughters, even a few more, your son-in-law can afford it!"

Zhu Bajie smiled.

Li Shan's mother snorted coldly, "No, a marriage is a marriage, if you can't catch it, it means that you have nothing to do with my daughter." ”

As soon as Li Shan's old mother finished speaking, Zhu Bajie was like a poisonous snake, and suddenly thundered.

It turned out that although he had the appearance of a pig's head, he was very shrewd in this regard, and just now while he was talking, he was actually secretly observing the position of his three daughters through the gap in the red hijab.

At this moment, he locked on to a nearest target, so without the slightest hesitation, he immediately attacked with lightning speed, like a hungry tiger pounced.

This scene was too sudden, without warning in advance, and the second daughter Aiai, who was closest to her, was defenseless at all, and was caught in an instant.

"Haha, I caught it, mother-in-law, I caught the old pig!"

Zhu Bajie laughed, then lifted the red hijab, and hugged Aiai with both hands, as if he was afraid that she would fly.

When he saw that it was the gentle second daughter Aiai, his saliva was almost dripping, and he was hungry and thirsty.

"Okay," Li Shan's mother nodded with satisfaction, "It seems that this is the will of heaven, or not, Elder Pig, my second daughter Aiai will be married to you from now on, go to the cave room and spend candles." ”

Li Shan's mother waved her fan.

"Okay, great, thank you mother-in-law!"

"Lady, then let's go!"

Zhu Bajie picked up his second daughter Aiai by the waist and went out of the room as quickly as possible.

At this moment, this pig has already thrown what senior brother and master and what Western Heaven has learned from the scriptures out of the clouds, and there are only flowers and candles in his eyes.

In the corner, the old monk Tang Sanzang lifted his monk's robe and covered his eyes all the time.

The scene just now was simply unbearable, every picture was a great disrespect to Buddhism, a taboo for Buddhism, and he didn't dare to open his eyes at all.

"Rank Elder, see it, I am a man of my word, as long as I bump into the heavenly marriage, I can go to the cave room immediately."

"In order to save time, next, the three of you will put on red hijabs and get married together!" Old Mother Li Shan suddenly spoke.

Even though the old monk was reluctant at this time, he was also pulled to the middle of the house at this time and was forced to put on a red hijab.

"Alright, let's get started!"

Li Shan's mother shouted, and the remaining two daughters laughed again, and kept walking back and forth.

The old monk Tang Sanzang stayed where he was, not moving.

He thought to himself, as long as I don't move, I won't be able to touch anyone, and I won't be able to get married, so naturally I don't have to get involved, the other party has said it very clearly just now.

However, how could the old monk's careful thinking escape the eyes of the old mother of Li Shan.

At a certain moment, Old Mother Li Shan suddenly kicked in the dark and kicked Tang Sanzang's ass directly.

Oops!

The old monk was in pain for a while, and his body flew out like a kite with a broken string, and the speed was extremely fast.

Bang!

Coincidentally, the old monk crashed directly into the arms of his eldest daughter Zhenzhen.

This scene was naturally deliberately arranged by Sun Wukong, he just wanted to spoof this catastrophe and turn this Journey to the West upside down.

This eldest daughter is really no one else, it is the transformation of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

If she and the old monk were together tonight, how wonderful it would be!

Two disciples who are dedicated to the Buddha have done such a shameful thing together, which is very exciting to think about.

"It's done, it's a couple again!"

Li Shan's mother immediately clapped her hands and applauded.

At this time, even Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little stunned, she couldn't see it clearly at all, and she was thrown into Tang Sanzang's arms.

Hearing the sound of movement, Sun Wukong and Sha Seng immediately took off the red hijab, and when they saw the scene in front of them, they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and their eyes almost popped out.

"Master, I didn't expect you to be so fierce when you are usually weak, and you are so fierce when you hit the heavenly marriage!"

"Master, your speed is really better than that of the second senior brother."

"Senior Brother Sha, the master is the master, let's learn more from the master on weekdays."

"What the senior brother said is very true, the junior brother has been taught."

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng burst into laughter.

The old monk was embarrassed at this time, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Wukong, Wujing, don't talk nonsense, this, it's none of my business at all......"

At this moment, even if the old monk's tongue bloomed with lotus flowers, he couldn't explain it at all.

He really fell into the crotch of his pants, and it was not but was.