"This Tang Sanzang, among the four masters and apprentices, I thought that his will was the most firm, and he was dedicated to the Buddha, but I didn't expect that at this moment, his original form was revealed, and he was so impatient. Tonight, he will definitely have to endure some hardships. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly in his heart.

"Elder Tang, you are really blessed to have really caught my eldest daughter. My eldest daughter, elegant and generous, mature and steady, is the most loved by the old body. You're going to have to take pity on her tonight. ”

"Alright, let's go to the cave room."

Li Shan's mother laughed and waved her fan.

The old monk's expression was extremely ugly, and he waved his hand again and again, "Female donor, this, this can't be helped, it can't be helped, the poor monk is dedicated to the Buddha, and he would rather die than break the vows, Amitabha!" ”

The more Tang Sanzang looked like this, the more disgusted Guanyin Bodhisattva became.

You've done it all, what's the use of saying this at the moment, it's really hypocritical.

At this moment, Tang Sanzang's image in Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart was greatly reduced, and it was better to go straight and never hide Zhu Bajie.

"Elder Tang, don't pretend to be reserved anymore, let's go!" After that, the eldest daughter of Guanyin Bodhisattva Zhenzhen took the old monk to the cave room with a pull.

Next, I continued to start hitting the sky marriage, but it didn't work out for a long time.

Sun Wukong lifted the red hijab, and couldn't help but say: "Two female donors, there is no need for my old grandson to continue this marriage." Senior Brother Sha and I haven't caught it for so long, and in my opinion, if it is the will of God, we can only have a fate. ”

"Senior Brother Sha, what do you think?"

Sha Seng naturally echoed without thinking: "What the senior brother said is extremely true. ”

Li Shan's mother and third daughter glanced at each other and nodded in unison.

"It seems that God's will is so, so let's end this marriage."

"Today, my family can recruit two sons-in-law, which is already gratifying."

"Elders, please go down and rest."

Li Shan's mother issued an eviction order.

After Sun Wukong and Sha Seng left, Li Shan's mother and third daughter suddenly shook and changed back to their original appearance.

Of course, the old mother of Li Shan is still the old mother of Li Shan, and the three daughters have changed into the appearance of Fuxian Bodhisattva.

"Fuxian, the task of the old man's trip has been completed, so I won't stay long."

"Congratulations to my mother, it's time for me to leave."

The Bodhisattva folded his hands, and then returned to the Western Buddhism, the purpose of his trip has been achieved, everything that should be done has been done, there is no need to stay.

After the old mother of Li Shan pretended to leave, she quickly turned back to the appearance of the Monkey King and took back the monkey hair.

"Senior brother, senior brother......"

Sha Seng and Sun Wukong went back to the room together, but suddenly, without warning, the voice of the senior brother beside him disappeared without a trace.

Just when Sha Seng was suspicious, Sun Wukong's deity suddenly descended and patted him on the shoulder from behind, "Senior Brother Sha, I'm here, let's go, take you to see a good show." ”

"What's the show?"

Sha Seng was confused, and now he was still in the dark, not knowing that all this was Sun Wukong's masterpiece, but he still followed it.

……

A certain wing.

Zhu Bajie came here as quickly as possible with his second daughter Aiai in his arms.

Bang!

Closing the door, Zhu Bajie turned around, his eyes were full of desire, and he no longer had the slightest cover, "Little baby, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the husband is here!" ”

Zhu Bajie laughed, and then pounced on his second daughter Aiai on the wooden bed, but she pounced.

"Love love baby, you are ......" Zhu Bajie was puzzled.

The second daughter loves love but her eyes are charming, and she took out a thin silk dress from behind her, "Husband, don't worry, I have a pearl undershirt here, which I specially sewed for you, you can wear it to see if it fits!" ”

Zhu Bajie frowned deeply, "Hey, it's the middle of the night, you and I should be honest with each other, what clothes are you wearing!" ”

"No, people want you to wear it, this is a piece of people's hearts. As long as you put it on, people will be at your disposal tonight! The second daughter pouted and said coquettishly.

How could Zhu Bajie stand this kind of request, that delicate appearance made his heart tremble, and he agreed without thinking about it at the moment, "Okay, husband will listen to you for everything." ”

Subsequently, Zhu Bajie took the pearl sweatshirt from Aiai's hand.

In this process, Zhu Bajie did not forget to stroke the other party's little hand, and there was a crazy rubbing of oil.

However, after three strokes and five divisions by two, Zhu Bajie put on a pearl sweatshirt.

"The lady is really a good craft, this pearl sweatshirt fits very well. Alright, it's not too early, lady, let's rest quickly. ”

Zhu Bajie's mouth was about to laugh crookedly.

Then, he stretched out his big hand and wanted to sleep with Ai Ai in his arms.

At this moment, suddenly, Zhu Bajie was in pain for a while, and even screamed.

"Oops, strangled me, what's going on? Lady, what is the material of your pearl sweatshirt, why does it feel like it is getting smaller? Oops, it's so tight, it hurts me......"

The pearl sweatshirt shrank rapidly, strangling Zhu Bajie's muscles up, and even blood seeped out, screaming again and again.

At this time, the second daughter Aiai suddenly got up, snorted coldly at the moment, and her expression became unprecedentedly serious, "Zhu Bajie, take a good look at who I am?" ”

When the words fell, the second daughter Aiai changed her body and instantly turned into the appearance of Manjushri Bodhisattva, with a big bald head, a full beard, a high nose bridge, and chest hair even longer than Zhu Bajie.

"What! Manjushri, how could it be you? ”

Zhu Bajie was shocked and dumbfounded.

Thinking that he was actually with such an old bald donkey just now, talking sweetly, and even sharing the same bed, Zhu Bajie vomited nauseously on the spot, and he couldn't even care about the pain.

"Hey, you old bald donkey, why are you playing tricks on my old pig, why are you hurting my old pig's feelings, you are a pervert, you ...... vomit"

Zhu Bajie was furious, scolding while spitting, and almost vomited his intestines.

Manjushri snorted coldly, "Zhu Bajie, tonight, you should reflect here and reflect." ”

After saying that, he disappeared without a trace and went back to the Western Buddhism.

His mission was accomplished.

"Haha, second senior brother, I'm afraid I won't want to eat for three days now."

"Is it more than three days? As long as he thinks of this scene, the old pig can spit out all the good things he ate half a year ago, haha......"

When Sun Wukong and Sha Seng saw this scene, they couldn't help but laugh wildly.

"By the way, what's going on over there?" Sha Seng suddenly asked.

"The old monk's side is more exciting, let's go, let's take a look."

Sun Wukong immediately led the way, and Sha Seng was full of expectations.