039 A bowl at the beginning, Zhu Di spoils his father
039 A bowl at the beginning, Zhu Di spoils his father
Can a beggar achieve great things?
Ying Zheng: "Although I was a hostage and suffered a lot of humiliation, no one has ever dared to doubt the identity of my heir to Great Qin!" ”
"Later, the remnants of Zhenfen VI dominated the sea on the basis of their predecessors."
"No matter how arrogant I am, I don't dare to say that I can start from scratch and erase the merits of my ancestors!"
"A mere grass people, with no tiles on the top and no vertical cones on the bottom, can they even be called emperors?"
"I don't believe it!"
"I'm not convinced!"
Liu Che: "My ancestor beheaded the white snake and exterminated the tyrannical Qin, granted by the mandate of heaven!" ”
"I am the great-grandson of my ancestors, and my blood is noble! A beggar, can he be compared to me? ”
Li Er: "I haven't suffered hardship, and I don't know how a beggar can become an emperor." So, I don't speak, I don't comment. ”
"I just want to know, is this beggar sure to be the fourth?"
Yang Guang: "My ancestors are wide, and they have always been wide!" It's not rare to take care of you at all! ”
Zhao Gou: "What's the trouble?" This fourth place has to be me! Why did a beggar come out? I haven't asked for food yet! ”
Qianlong: "How can this be without me?" Don't talk about the king's law anymore! ”
Liu Xiu, who has been diving, couldn't help but complain: "Actually, I think so, I'm okay!" Isn't it? In the past, the broadcaster praised me, saying that I was the Great Demon King. ”
Seeing that the number of places is getting smaller and smaller, these emperors who thought they should be on the list were panicked and sour.
But thinking about it based on my own experience, the worst time I mixed up, or what was it last time?
Haven't eaten meat in three months?
No woman for half a year?
Or haven't changed cars in a year?
Take a broken bowl to ask for food, I really can't afford to lose that person!
[Asking for food is only the first step, or just the beginning of this benevolent brother. 】
[If you want to compare your background, you are a pure bitter child with eight generations of poor peasants and red roots! ] 】
[Moreover, this benevolent brother did not hide his background after ascending the throne, and happily announced: I am a native of Jurong, Jinling, living in Zhujiaxiang, farming for generations, and my ancestors have never had any big officials. 】
[An honest comparison, an honest comparison, a confident comparison! ] 】
[Unlike the old Li family in the Tang Dynasty, he had to say that he was a descendant of Taishang Laojun, and he was not even allowed to eat carp. Fortunately, you don't have the surname Mi or the surname Mai, otherwise wouldn't the common people all starve to death? 】
Li Yuan: "I can't say that I am a descendant of the Hu people from the Western Regions, right?" At that time, it was not unusual for everyone to be so neat! No matter how shameless I am, I'm better than Cao Cao, after that eunuch, right? ”
Li Er: "I'm the descendant of Taishang Laojun, what's wrong?" I'm not going to let you eat carp, what's the matter? ”
Empress Changsun: "It's better for Erlang to be modest, there are not many places left!" ”
Empress Zetian: "This person is above board, not pretending to be in the past, just like me!" ”
Boss Cao: "I am after the official eunuch, not after the eunuch!" Who dares to question my origins again, who am I anxious about! ”
[Of course, it's not a matter of asking for food all the time. Not only can they not beg to come to the world, but they are more likely to be blinded by others, not take the next meal, and finally starve to death. 】
[So, this beggar turned into a distant relative who was a monk, and became a little boy who was responsible for chores. 】
[However, the world is in turmoil, natural disasters continue, the landlord's family has no surplus food, the temple's business is not easy to do, and the monk has become a dervishes again, wandering around - in fact, he still went back to his old job and asked for food. 】
In the picture, the broken bowl reappears, accompanied by a little monk wearing a monk's robe and messy hair, which inexplicably adds a lot of joy.
[A beggar with ideals and good observation is extraordinary. 】
[When other beggars were still obsessed with the sweeter head of this house and the thicker porridge of that family, this monk and beggar's benevolent brother began to think about life. 】
[In addition, because customers who need to do things can occasionally pop up two, they need the little monk to pronounce two Buddha horns and recite a scripture, and he actually knows so many words. 】
[In ancient times, even if you can write your own name, you can be considered a cultural person, so this little monk who doesn't even have a Dharma name began to have his own name, Zhu Xingzong. 】
[Oh, he also has another relatively loud name, Zhu Baba, also called Zhu Chongba. 】
[His grandfather's name is Zhu Chuyi, his father's name is Zhu Wusi, his eldest brother is called Zhu Chongwu, the second brother Zhu Chongliu, the third brother, of course, is called Zhu Chongqi. 】
Zhao Gou: "This name is really interesting!" ”
Yang Guang: "Garbage is garbage, and poor ghosts will always be poor ghosts!" ”
Qianlong: "What about you reciting this multiplication formula?" Come, I'll also recite a paragraph, one by one to get one, two to get two......"
Zhu Houxi: "Hey, it's so fun to choose a name like this!" I'm the oldest, oh, I'm a calf, so let's call Zhu Dada! ”
…… ……
Forbidden city.
Zhu Di, who was ready to go to sea again and seize the right to control the sea, looked at the sky and burst into tears.
"Father! Is it finally your turn? ”
"Although the child disobeyed your wishes and ousted Yun Wei from the throne, in my mind, you are the greatest emperor!"
"An emperor that no one can match!"
"In the child's mind, you should be the first of the ten kings! A well-deserved No. 1 gentleman in the world! ”
From the end of the Tang Dynasty to the end of the Yuan Dynasty for hundreds of years, Huaguo has never really been unified in the hands of the Han people!
The Northern Song Dynasty is only half of the country, and the Southern Song Dynasty is even more remote.
Until the Battle of Yashan, Shenzhou sank, 100,000 soldiers and civilians were martyred in the sea, and the entire Central Plains could no longer hear poetry and music, and no longer saw splendid costumes.
There is the beauty of uniforms, and there is the summer of etiquette.
Without the music and costumes, can it still be called Huaxia?
It's you!
It is you, after a hundred years of land sinking in Shenzhou, who recovered the Jiangnan that was lost for a hundred years in the Southern Song Dynasty!
It is you who have recovered the Central Plains, which the Northern Song Dynasty lost for two hundred years!
It was you who recovered the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun, which had never returned to the Han since the late Tang Dynasty!
It was you who beat the invincible Meng Yuan back to its original form, chased them to the north, and drove them back to the outside of the fortress! Beat them to the point that they no longer have the ability and guts to attack the Central Plains!
You are a well-deserved gentleman!
The pioneer of the return of our country to orthodoxy!
The so-called Qin Emperor and Han Wu, the so-called Tang Sect and Song Ancestors, are not as great as your contributions!
So, I'm not convinced!
I want to make a video to show my father's great deeds, show my father's glorious life, and let people from all levels see how great my father is!
My father, the Emperor, must be the first!
Well, no, the first three are acceptable.
…… ……
Ye Hao was playing a good game, and was about to diss the rules of the Yuan Dynasty's strange naming, when he suddenly received a call from the system: "Zhu Di plans to make a video to promote his father's great achievements." What do you think? ”
"What do you think? Sit back and watch! ”
"Please think about it carefully, because Zhu Di is dissatisfied with your ranking and wants to fight for his father for the first place, at least the top three! If you are recognized by most planes, it will have a huge impact on the authority of your list! ”
"I can't fight; Play video, he can't! Let him let the horses come! ”