040 First in history? The pattern is too small
040 First in history? The pattern is too small
"Nickname Outside! Zhu Di, the seventh of Mingjun, wants to break his head with the anchor Ye Hao in person! ”
"Great news! Zhu Di rebelled and wanted to take away Ye Hao's resources and dominate all planes! ”
Is it moral degradation or a distortion of human nature? "Zhang San's Statement" takes you into Zhu Di! ”
Because of the connivance of the platform, and even fueling the fire, Zhu Di wants to upload a video to question or even overturn the news of Ye Hao's rankings, which is known to everyone.
Almost everyone was talking about Zhu Di's blatant challenge to Ye Hao.
That's right, it's a challenge!
Dare to question the assertion of high-level civilization, isn't it a challenge?
Zhu Yunwen: "Fourth Uncle is floating!" Die! ”
Zhu Gaochi: "Father, don't be impulsive!" The consequences are serious, have you thought it through? ”
Zhu Quan, the king of Muning: "Fourth brother, him!" If you are obliterated, will you not have me? ”
Zhu Zhanji: "Grandpa Huang is really a man!" It's just a little reckless. ”
Zhu Houxi: "Grandpa Cheng is mighty and majestic!" When I go back and put me in third place, I'm going to have to break my head too! ”
Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi: "What do you care about those false names?" How to solve worries, the only way is the elixir! Come on, get me another 100,000 taels of silver alchemy! ”
Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun: "What you said upstairs is right! ”
Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen: "Grandpa Chengzu, if you are really salty egg yolk, hurry up and go to sea to get more silver and come back!" The treasury is really out of money! ”
Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang made a concluding speech: "Lao Tzu's affairs Lao Tzu solved it by himself, why should you put it here and be blind?" If you haven't been a broadcaster, wouldn't you not even have a fourth place? ”
The old Zhu family is all expressing their dissupport in various ways, but is Zhu Di the kind of person who "listens to people's persuasion and eats enough"?
After a little grooming, Zhu Di appeared on the camera and began to explain dryly like a third-rate Apu master.
"First of all, I am grateful for the recommendation of the broadcaster, and I have no complaints, let alone the idea of replacing him. Therefore, this video is purely for my father's grievances, and does not involve any other aspects. ”
"I haven't seen the follow-up content of the anchor, but I can probably be sure that it is my father, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang. So, I would like to ask the broadcaster, do you know what my father's greatest achievement was? ”
"Expelle Meng Yuan and restore my China!"
"This is his greatest achievement, far more than anyone's!"
"It is true that Genghis Khan was a very capable emperor, and his contributions to politics, economy, and culture were not small. However, have you noticed the cruel rule and plundering of our Han people after his descendants entered the Central Plains? ”
"It was under this circumstance that he held high the banner of righteousness, regardless of life and death, fought in the south and in the north, and finally drove Meng Yuan out of the Central Plains, so that my Chinese clothes could be restored!"
"On this point alone, his merits are not comparable to those emperors who at most just integrated the chaotic world together!"
"Let's use the classification that the broadcaster is used to, whether my father is qualified to be the first Mingjun."
"In terms of politics, he was diligent in political affairs, and he made a large number of well-organized regulations, well-planned, far-sighted, and strategic, which is unique in history and unmatched by the emperors of all dynasties!"
Moreover, he purged the powerful ministers and severely cracked down on corrupt officials. The greatness of its determination, the strength of its strength, and the precision of its measures are also unprecedented in all dynasties! ”
In terms of economy, he rested with the people, lightly paid off the meager endowments, built water conservancy, stabilized the lives of the people, and greatly promoted the development of the economy! Even compared with the Song Dynasty, which is known as extremely wealthy, it is not far behind! ”
"In terms of culture, he vigorously grasped education, greatly promoted the imperial examination, respected scholars, and vigorously encouraged scholars to participate in politics and educate the people!"
"Although there is no grand occasion of Tang and Song poems, it is only because the founding of the country is still short. In time, it will surely create another cultural peak of our Ming Dynasty and our country! ”
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"Tut-tut, it's a pity that this Zhu Di is not the anchor!" Xiao Ai praised it heartlessly.
Shangguan Wan'er: "This Zhu Di is well versed in the art of war, and he has played the other way to repay the other." It's a fierce enemy, master, you have to deal with it carefully! ”
Ye Hao stretched out his hand and took a sip: "Wan'er is so big, cough cough, I'm talking about the pattern." ”
"I originally wanted to tell me all about Zhu Yuanzhang's exploits, but he just finished the work for me. Wait a minute, as long as I change it a little, I'll keep him speechless! ”
Pap, papa, some operation, Ye Hao clicked send.
Amateur commentary?
Joke!
Without beautifying your face, which broadcaster have you ever seen show his face?
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[Since Emperor Yongle is willing to stand up for his father, then I won't hide it. Yes, this fourth candidate is Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, a real inspirational example of a poor family and a successful counterattack! 】
[His merits, Emperor Yongle has already said, I won't nag here again. 】
[What I want to say is that I have no discrimination and prejudice against the old Zhu family, although there are too many strange things in their family. 】
[But it is absolutely fair to rate Zhu Yuanzhang as fourth, because his pattern is too small! ] 】
"You dare to say that my pattern is too small?"
Zhu Yuanzhang, who said that he didn't care, but actually cared about the ranking very much, was angry.
"When I was in Huangjue Temple, I traveled south and north to see the customs and customs of various places, and I was a hundred times stronger than those weak chickens who were born in the deep palace and grew up in the hands of women!"
"What's more, I was born in a peasant family, and I have tasted all the hardships of the world since I was a child, and even after I ascended the throne as the emperor, I did not dare to forget my original intention. These are not comparable to those emperors who are high above! ”
"You say I'm small? Then I'm small, how are you going to be? ”
Every emperor is proud, not to mention a person like Zhu Yuanzhang who is never willing to be subordinate.
There is no need for others to say it at all, a few words of Woo Woo hit the public screen, and he didn't forget to provoke him when he was about to say: "The anchor said so, is it possible that he is also from a noble family and looks down on us ordinary people?" ”
I have to say that these two are really the two of them, and even the paternity test can be directly saved for this violent temper.
"It's small, it's really small."
Ye Hao was unmoved and continued to post videos.
[Let's start with the political aspect.] 】
[Zhu Yuanzhang wants to solve the problem of eternity once and for all, but he doesn't know the truth that the world is impermanent, the mountains are not normal, and the water is impermanent. Just set a rule, and don't consider the changes in the economic situation and social situation in the future, so he said with a big face, "It will be a permanent example." 】
[To paraphrase, I have never seen such a stupid and arrogant person!] 】
[Take, for example, the household registration system that he is proud of.] The son of a military household will always be a military household, the son of a peasant household will always be a farmer, and the son of a craftsman will always be a craftsman. It's nice that everyone is doing their job, there will never be change, there will never be strife, right? 】
[Fart! 】
[Without room to rise, who is still working hard? Without the danger of unemployment, who will work hard to improve their skills and improve efficiency? 】
[Okay, I'm still me; If you can't do it, I'm still me. Then, touch the fish! 】
[This practice directly led to the late Ming Dynasty generals not knowing soldiers, soldiers not knowing martial arts, farmers did not know how to farm, and blacksmiths did not know how to strike iron. 】
[What's more serious is that once the class is solidified, all kinds of injustices will definitely appear, which will lead to the boiling of public resentment, and eventually lead to the collapse of the dynasty and the change of dynasty. 】
[All dynasties and dynasties, all like this! 】
"Is that really the case?"
Zhu Yuanzhang was confused.
What he is most proud of, in addition to defeating the Yuan Dynasty is this system, how can it become a great failure?
So, I buried the dynasty I worked so hard to build?
Does this count as digging a self-digging grave?