084 Jiajing Jiajing, every house is clean

It's still Ye Hao's move (qia

Listening to the voice (chou), it was still the still shining canopy, but it was flashing with the dazzling eight words.

Jiajing Jiajing, the house is clean!

"This thief dares to joke about my year name, it's really damned!"

Zhu Houxi, who boasts that his wisdom is like the sea and is deeply hidden, can't help but roar.

Jiazhi, beautiful also; Tranquility is also stable.

Taking the era name Jiajing represents my good wish to bring good stability to the Ming Dynasty, but it was so misinterpreted by you, a thief?

If you're not illiterate, you're deliberately provoking!

Is it tolerable or intolerable?

"Ye Hao, don't think that if you are in another plane, I can't help you! Ordered Tao Zhongwen to enter the palace immediately, open the altar and try to curse Ye Hao! I want him not to die! ”

Zhu Houxi was incompetent and furious.

But all this, in the eyes of others, is a different feeling.

Li Longji: "Although I hate Ye Hao very much, this mouth is really relieving!" ”

Emperor Wu of Liang Xiao Yan: "Recently, my Buddha heart has been unstable, is it because of this video?" Amitabha, good, good! ”

Zhu Houxi: "Jiajing? Zhu Houxi? This is my cousin, right? Why didn't I wait for my son to give birth and then I hung up? ”

Zhu Yuanzhang: "How can my old Zhu family get such a fool?" How am I going to save you, I don't know how many generations of grandchildren? ”

Yang Tinghe: "Yes! I have long seen that Zhu Houxi is a faint gentleman! Regret not being at the beginning! ”

Yang Shen: "Recently, the broadcaster doesn't use my poems, it's a pity!" But he dared to say such a thing, and he was also very bold. ”

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[Before I do this video, I want to apologize to someone.] 】

[Although that person's mouth is very stinky, so stinky that he has no friends, his mouth is indeed very daring to say, and one of his famous notes is also used in this video. 】

[He is Hai Rui, and that piece of music is "Public Security Shu"! 】

[All rights reserved, reprint the source! ] 】

[Moreover, quoting Hai Rui's recital, it is very likely to cause him huge trouble, apologize first! ] 】

[To be precise, these eight words are not Hai Rui's first creation, he is just quoting someone else's words. However, it takes a lot of courage to dare to put this sentence in the recital presented to the emperor! I have to admit that people sincerely praise, Hai Rui Hai Gangfeng, you are really strong! 】

[Let's have a few original paragraphs, appetizing, Zhu Houxi, are you ready? ] 】

[Your Majesty has not been sharp for a long time, and his delusions have led him away. It is said that immortality can be obtained, and it is obsessed with metaphysical cultivation. The rich people are not said to be in the paste, and the extravagant construction is also. 】

[For more than 20 years, he has not looked at the court, and the discipline has been galloping. A few examples of promotion, MG abuse. 】

[The two kings do not see each other, and people think that they are thinner than father and son. Slander and insult your subordinates with suspicion, and people think that they are thinner than your ministers. Le Xiyuan does not return to the palace, people think that it is thinner than the couple. 】

[The officials of the world are greedy and weak, the people are not happy, and when the flood is drought, thieves are hot. Since the early years of His Majesty's ascension, there has also been this, but not much. Today's enlistment is normal, and all directions are effective. His Majesty's bankruptcy and worship of the Buddha are getting worse, and the room is like a county is sold out, and it has been extremely important for more than ten years. 】

[The world is hypothetical because His Majesty changed the name of the Yuan: "Jiajing said that every family is clean and has no money. ”】

[According to inaccurate historical records, when Zhu Houxi heard this sentence, a mouthful of old blood spurted out. So, now, are you ready, Zhu Houxi? 】

Zhu Houxi's face was as if he was learning to change his face, first green, then red, then purple, and the last mouthful of old blood didn't hold back and spurted out.

What the hell, "are you ready" turns out to mean that?

"Hahahaha...... Joyfully! ”

"Broadcaster, you are so bad!"

"Mmmm, it's weirdly cute!"

"It's not right to swear! It's even more wrong to scold people in classical Chinese! ”

"Why?"

"I don't scold clearly enough, I don't understand enough!"

"I strongly ask the broadcaster to scold a few more words and scold clearly!"

[The husband of the world, His Majesty's house, no one neglects his family. 】

[Single-minded cultivation is the confusion of His Majesty's heart. is too harsh, and it is the hypocrisy of His Majesty's affection. And His Majesty doesn't care about his family, and people care? 】

"This sentence is a bit ruthless!"

"What do you mean?"

"Translated, you don't even care about your family, are you still a person?"

"Who are you scolding?"

"I, uh no, the broadcaster, or that Hai Rui scolded Zhu Houxi, it's your business!"

"Oh, scold him, then please continue!"

[If it was just scolding, the anchor, as a beautiful man with quality and cultivation, would not respect this "Public Security Fu" so much. So, let's take a look at Jiajing's performance, is it really clean? 】

[First of all, he wantonly looted the people's wealth for the construction of palaces, alchemy, and Jiao, and constantly selected women between the ages of eight and fourteen to enter the palace for him to play with, with a total of thousands of people! 】

[In the early stage when he was still a little successful, he had already spent six or seven million taels of silver on construction, and in the later stage, he intensified it, spending millions every year. Because he couldn't make ends meet, he also invented the "great" invention of "plus pai", which increased taxes! 】

[Because the enslavement of the palace maid was too ruthless, there was a unique palace maid rebellion in history. Zhu Houxi, who is known as a wise man, almost died at the hands of the palace maid. 】

[Well, it's a pity! 】

[It can be seen that Emperor Jiajing really likes such a beautiful flag as "every house is clean" and has made great contributions to it! 】

[Secondly, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked. Because Zhu Houxi was obsessed with cultivating immortals and did not ask about political affairs, the first assistant Yan Song dictatorship for 20 years, swallowed up military salaries, and corrupted officials, adding another stroke to the beautiful blueprint of "clean homes"! 】

[This matter is actually understandable. The boss is having fun every day, and you still expect the employees to work hard? 】

[Make money! Desperate to make money! 】

【Have fun!】 Have fun! 】

[What people's livelihood? What military? What enemy invasion is abroad? 】

[It's all floating clouds!] 】

[In the end, because Zhu Houxi and the courtiers had no intention of working, they gave the foreign enemy the courage to attack. 】

[Altan Khan, the leader of the Mongol Tatar tribe in the north, continued to invade the border, and in the 29th year of Jiajing, he even came to the city of Beijing and plundered on a large scale, causing the "Gengxu Change" that shocked the whole country! 】

[The most hated Japanese invaders also began to invade the southeast coast of China, and they were repeatedly banned, and the land of fish and rice was rotten! Although Lai Hu Zongxian, Yu Dayou, Qi Jiguang and other famous generals were cleared, how could they let go of the widows who had already tasted the sweetness? 】

[The reason why the Japanese dare to enter the country of Kou is since Jiajing! ] 】

[What makes people hate Zhu Houxi even more is that the Portuguese actually obtained the right of residence in Macao in 1553, that is, in the thirty-second year of Jiajing!] 】

[Loss of power and humiliation of the country, since Zhu Houxi! ] 】

[With the joint efforts of these three parties, the great rivers of China are all over the country, and the people are struggling to make a living, and finally the great goal of a clean family has finally been achieved! 】

[It's really gratifying! 】

[What is Zhu Houxi doing at this time? 】

[Cultivating immortals! 】

[Either cultivating immortals, or on the way to cultivating immortals! ] 】

[In his heart, what family wife, what ancestral society, and what people in the world are not as important as his own longevity! 】

[Compared to these, it seems like a trivial matter for him to kick to death his pregnant queen and sit back and watch another queen burn to death? 】

[To use a crooked famous saying to describe Zhu Houxi's mentality: After I ascended to immortal, who cares about his monstrous flood? Ladies and gentlemen, are you right? 】