085 Hai Rui carried the coffin, and Jiajing was fined

"This Hai Jui is a ruthless man! It seems that Wei Zheng, who is known as the world's number one troll, can still spray? ”

"Of course, this is the famous sea pen holder! That courage can't be compared to ordinary people! ”

"Mm-hmm, I think I've heard of this. It seems that Hai Rui still has a nickname, Hai Qingtian? ”

"Isn't that Bao Qingtian? When will the sky come out? ”

"The broadcaster is now, but he has made Hai Rui miserable!"

"That's right! Hai Rui should not be mentally prepared to spray Emperor Jiajing now, right? ”

Looking at the barrage that dominated the screen, Zhu Houxi, who had already vomited three liters of blood, vomited blood again: "I'm not such a person!" ”

"This broadcaster is so hateful! Tao Zhongwen, open the altar now, and kill that Ye Hao for me now! ”

After taking a breath, Zhu Houxi remembered the reason for eating persimmons and picking up soft pinching: "And that Hai Rui!" He would dare to slander me like this in the future, and it would be a pity to die! Yan Song, take a look at it immediately, which one is weak, dismissed, seized, and killed! ”

Draw a circle and curse Ye Hao, for a while, I am afraid that I will not see the effect. But Hai Jui, since you are my official of the Ming Dynasty, how can I allow you to talk nonsense like this!

Kill!

Must be killed!

…… ……

At that time, Hai Rui was still only a small Chun'an Zhi County, and he saw that "the rich are contiguous and the poor have no place to stand", and he was preparing to re-measure the land.

As a result, when I looked up, I saw this!

"Great! I Hairui...... Uh......"

Hai Rui looked left and right weakly, a little embarrassed: "If I say that, you won't laugh at me, right?" ”

"No!" His wife Xu Shi worried, "I don't know where the broadcaster got the news, probably because of the Xianggong's success!" However, now that Xianggong is not well-known and humble in his position, he is afraid that he will be punished by God! ”

"Hahaha!"

Hai Rui looked up to the sky and smiled: "Back then, Yang Shen said that the Day of Righteous Death was only today, how could I, Hai Rui, allow him to be beautiful in the front?" Quickly go to the coffin shop to make a thin coffin for me, and follow me into Beijing to accept the guilt! You ......"

Glancing at his wife and daughter, Hai Rui hesitated for a moment and said, "You ...... I entrust my relatives and friends to give you a place to return! ”

Immediately, a sensational news spread throughout the Ming Dynasty:

Hai Rui knew that he was guilty, so he took a coffin and took the initiative to enter Beijing to invite the sin!

Moreover, he did not hide it along the way, and he came with such fanfare!

Everywhere I went, everyone in the world was moved!

Everyone said that Hai Rui is a clean official, a good official who asks for the people's life!

Although his words were a little more intense, he was definitely for the sake of my Ming Dynasty and His Majesty the Emperor, a great good man!

When the news reached the capital, Zhu Houxi, who didn't vomit much blood, heard the news and felt like vomiting again.

What kind of people are these!

If you keep quiet, I'll be able to physically overtake you secretly.

But now that you are making a lot of trouble, you are almost wearing the hat of a loyal minister on your head, how can I kill you?

You have to be a businessman, I don't want to be a businessman!

Let's take a look at the content of the note that Hai Rui added in an urgent way for 800 miles, "Your Majesty is gifted and decisive, wise and insightful, can be Yao, Shun, Yu, Tang, Wen, Wu, and the next is like the strength of Han Xuan, the generosity of Guangwu, the heroic and invincible of Tang Taizong, the ambition of Xianzong, the benevolence of Song Renzong, and the merit of Song Renzong, if you give a section, Your Majesty will be preferred", Zhu Houxi found a step for himself: "Reading in Hai Rui still knows how to advance and retreat, and he also has some loyalty and patriotism, so go to the edict first!" ”

As for when it will be released?

I'll talk about it when I remember!

If a person drinks water, he knows whether he is warm or cold.

Don't look at Zhu Houxi's face, which is light and light, and he doesn't take it to heart at all. But Zhu Houxi, who has never suffered a loss in his life, when has he ever suffered such a loss?

It feels like eating a green-headed fly, you can't swallow it and spit it out, and you don't want to vomit it.

Scold me, I can't kill him yet, what else do I have as an emperor?

Where is the pleasure of the emperor?

But what he didn't know was that his hard life had just begun.

…… ……

[From a personal point of view, Zhu Houxi is undoubtedly extremely smart, and he can definitely rank among the top three in the Ming Emperor. 】

[But why did a person who should have had the opportunity to become a Ming Jun become an undisputed Dumb Jun? ] 】

[The reason for this is because of a lack of reverence and a lack of responsibility. 】

[We count what Zhu Houxi did, and it is not difficult to find that he has never loved anyone or anything. 】

[He seized power in the early stage, and he still controlled the situation when he did not go to court in the later stage, and he was just using his intelligence to satisfy his own selfishness! ] 】

[In his heart, it seems that except for his parents, everyone can be abandoned and replaced. 】

[Therefore, he doesn't love others, he doesn't love the country, and he doesn't love beauty. 】

[This also led to the fact that in the process of his administration, he was suddenly virtuous and stupid, cold and hot, bright and dark. When he is virtuous, he seems to be a generation of Ming Jun, and when he is mediocre, he is simply reincarnated. 】

[However, the world is not a certain person's, let alone a certain person's plaything! ] 】

[If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight!] In that position, you must bear the corresponding responsibility, how can you be allowed to do wrong? 】

[As pointed out by all the people, the glorious annals of history will be judged by every irresponsible emperor! ] 】

[In the end of the Jiajing Dynasty, although there was a slight revitalization in the early stage, the political erosion and the decline of the country laid hidden dangers for the overthrow of the Ming Dynasty! 】

[The economy is collapsing, the people are struggling to make a living, and there is even a situation where every family is clean! 】

[In terms of military affairs, there is no achievement, and the north and the south have become a big trouble! ] 】

[In addition to the cultural clamping is not very urgent, it is a little achievement, it is simply not so-called, and there is no value in existence! ] 】

[For this reason, I specially list Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi as a faint monarch! ] 】

Inventory of the top ten faint monarchs in the history of China, the ninth:

Character: Zhu Houxi

Alias: Jiajing Emperor Wanshou Emperor

Politics: ★★★

Economy: ★★★

Military: ★★★

Culture: ★

Reason for being on the list: arrogant, arrogant, mean and vicious; Alchemy and cultivation, mediocre and old!

At home, he is a villain who is delicate and self-interested, and in the court, he is a faint king who cares about the life and death of the people!

Immediately, the grand and emotionless voice on the canopy sounded: "Recommended by the broadcaster Ye Hao and certified by the alliance, it is confirmed that Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi is the ninth of the top ten faint monarchs in the history of China!" ”

"Punishment!"

"Reduce his life expectancy by dozens of five years and give it to his son Zhu Zaiyuan!"

"Punish him for experiencing the pain of ten thousand arrows piercing his heart every day, two hours! Until you change your ways! ”

"Punish him for cutting off seven emotions and six desires!"

…… ……

Listening to the punishment announced by the platform, Zhu Houxi squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth showed ridicule: "Although you are a high-level civilization, you are too lenient, right?" You said that if you cut off my seven emotions and six desires, you will cut them off? I'm at the mercy of others? ”

"Yan Song, go find a hundred more women for me! Let me make up for it! ”

"If he dares to stop me from enjoying myself and cultivating immortals, and forcibly make me submit, he will kill all those women!"

"I want to see what this so-called heaven is capable of!"

Yan Song was a little cowardly: "This is God's arrangement, can we resist?" ”

Zhu Houxi waved his hand indifferently: "Heaven? Once I ascend to the immortal realm, what is the heavens? Even now, I want him to know that I am the only god on earth! ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Houxi's face distorted, and the green tendons burst out, as if he was suffering unbearable pain. But he was still gritting his teeth and fighting against the sudden pain.

But how can the pain of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart be resisted by the will alone?

"Ah......h

Finally, Zhu Houxi let out a wail, like a maggot, rolling all over the ground.

The platform spoke again, and his tone was even colder: "Those who don't want to repent, extend the experience of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart for half an hour!" For every deliberate mutilation of a civilian, extend it by an hour! ”

"Zhu Houxi, how long do you think you can carry it?"