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As the saying goes, you sing and I will appear, as soon as Ye Hao's video is broadcast, the platform over there will start to send benefits.

"Recommended by the broadcaster Ye Hao, certified by the platform, recognized by the alliance, and confirmed, Guan Hanqing is the ninth of the top ten literati in China!"

"A reward!"

"Reward Guan Hanqing with fifty years of life!"

"Reward Guan Hanqing with a three-star crown!"

"In addition, you can fulfill Guan Hanqing's wish!"

As soon as the reward came out, everyone laughed.

This reward is exactly the same as Li Qingzhao's!

Aren't you afraid that Guan Hanqing will also come to a "refusal to accept the award" and slap him in the face?

Do you think that only Li Qingzhao has a personality, and everyone else is a layman who sees the benefits?

…… ……

"I'm a layman, why should I refuse?"

Dadu, in a small courtyard, Guan Hanqing is righteous and awe-inspiring.

Mrs. Wan persuaded: "Li Qingzhao of the Song Dynasty can refuse to accept his wishes, what a high and bright festival, which is admirable!" The husband is now considered to be famous, ranking ninth among the top ten literati, and he must cherish his feathers! ”

"I don't!"

Guan Hanqing still looks old and unserious: "Li Qingzhao is Li Qingzhao, I am me!" I'm not as hypocritical as her! ”

"How can you say that Li Qingzhao is hypocritical? Such a strange woman, unwilling to damage Wen's heart for personal gain, her husband should follow suit! ”

"I don't!"

Guan Hanqing stiffened his neck: "I'm just a layman, playing Fengyue, singing opera, what kind of elegance is pretending?" Look at the people in the tiles, which of them are Yaren? Since the founding of the country, Dayuan has not paid attention to literature and education, and reading has become a ...... of the lower nine streams."

Wan Shi hurriedly covered Guan Hanqing's mouth: "You don't want to live anymore?" Dare to talk about national politics? ”

"Talk about it, what am I afraid of? Do you know why I accepted this honor? ”

"Why?"

Wan was a little puzzled.

It is said that Guan Hanqing is not the kind of person who learns from fame, he has been well-known at home for many years, he has eaten and seen. On weekdays, I just go to the Wenhui and drink a flower wine or something-stinky men, all of them are virtuous. Wan Shi has long been surprised and not angry.

If this was angry, it would have died of anger 800 years earlier.

Could it be that this old man has fallen in love with which fan, but he feels that he has more than enough strength and wants to "revive his strength"?

"It's not that I'm talking about you, you're a lot old, even if God gives you a fifty-year lifespan, you can't toss it hard! There are more women in the world, and you can still ......"

Seeing that his wife looked like he hated iron but not steel, Guan Hanqing was confused: "What are you thinking about every day, how can I have that mind?" Didn't you notice what the broadcaster appreciated most about me? ”

What is it?

Copper peas?

Fengyue team leader?

Great dramatists – wouldn't it be strange to boast about yourself like that?

"Ye Bozhu said that my public case drama is very good, and "Dou E's Injustice" represents my greatest achievement, but I still have a lot of deficiencies in ideology, so I want to go to various places to see."

"I understand the truth of reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, and I have always supported you to do it?"

Wan is also a person who reads poetry and books, and he understands and supports his husband's need to go out to collect style.

Especially now, with God's approval, the husband's body does not have to worry about safety, but why insist on accepting that wish?

As far as Wan knows, Guan Hanqing doesn't seem to have any big regrets.

Moreover, when the situation is stable today, it is not like the Song Dynasty that may destroy the country at any time, and they have no national hatred to revenge.

So, what does Guan Hanqing want to do?

"It's nothing, I just want to take your vinegar jar with me, walk with me, and take a look. Without your help, how lonely my life would be! ”

Guan Hanqing is already old, except for an untimely heart, he is no longer much interested in flowers and plants.

Therefore, he wants to be romantic and go out for a walk with his wife, in order to complete more and better works - even if he can't, traveling the world with his wife is a great joy in life, isn't it?

But Wan's health is not very good, and he is afraid that he will not be able to stand the pain of the long journey, so he wants to ask God for a wish.

"Dare to ask God, can you prolong your life for decades? My mother-in-law is gone, and it's boring for me to live alone as an old goblin! ”

"As you wish!" For this kind of unreasonable demand, the platform has nothing to do.

Wan Shi was not happy: "Aren't you fooling around?" How could such a precious opportunity be wasted on me? ”

"Is the pleasure of the boudoir better than the thrush? If you're not there, who will I give a thrush or a lip to it? ”

…… ……

I have to say that sometimes the platform is quite tasteless.

The private words of the two people were broadcast live on the whole network word for word. Countless husbands have to face a new problem: "If it is your last wish, what do you want to do?" ”

Even Qi Yi began to question: "Hao Hao, are you willing to live and die with me?" ”

"I don't want to! Because I want to serve you comfortably and then die! ”

Shangguan Wan'er, a talented woman of a generation, is not interested in this kind of romance: "A big man's family revolves around women all day long, it's really useless!" ”

Yang Yuhuan, who pretended to be a talented woman, deeply agreed: "Men are self-respecting, how can they grow up with children every day?" Besides, this Guan Hanqing is also a little vulgar, indecent, indecent! ”

"Ruthless may not be a true hero, how can a poor son not be a husband? There are those people in this world, who are as handsome as me, who don't like fame and fortune, don't like the career economy, and only like to drill into the fat powder pile, but they have derived many stories......"

Before Ye Hao's coercion was finished, he was ruthlessly debunked by Shangguan Wan'er: "Tell me, where did you plagiarize this sour word to fool us?" ”

"Uh...... Good words, good books, good stories. ”

"Ya or not? I don't look at the indecent! Just like last time, you coaxed a few of us to watch the story of a man and a group of women, which is unbearable......"

"Ya! Absolutely elegant! Truth be told, when I read that book, I read it three times before I could barely figure out who had a relationship with whom. And the poems and songs in it are worth savoring each one. ”

"Oh, is it that powerful? Is it okay to have Li Bai's poems? "You don't need to look at it to know that it must be Yang Yuhuan who has started Versailles again.

Knowing that Shixian has tailored a few poems for you, don't take them out every day to show off, right?

Yes, Li Bai is very good at writing poetry, he said that no one dares to say that he is the first, but does Li Bai write novels?

No way?

Therefore, Li Bai doesn't know everything!

Qi Yi's big-chested and brainless guy slapped the table arrogantly: "Don't talk nonsense, quickly come up with poems!" ”