It is said that the sky is high and the emperor is far away, so these two people relied on the fact that there was no one under the big tree, and they began, began to doubt their master, and began to discuss their master, in order to gain the self-esteem they deserved.

Yes, a suppressed slave has finally begun to fight back against his master.

"I heard that kid has a strange shape, three hands!"

The guy who ate the pig's head said.

"Did you say it was because the emperor fell asleep in the middle of the road when he favored this Concubine Yun?"

The guy who ate the pickles said.

"Nonsense, I've seen this Yun Concubine as beautiful as a fairy! The body! That leg! If Lao Tzu can go up and touch two handfuls, it's worth dying! How could the emperor fall asleep halfway! ”

Saying that, the guy who ate the pig's head meat narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he remembered, remembered that morning, remembered that he was kneeling on the ground, the beautiful Yun Concubine sat in a graceful and luxurious sedan chair, and slowly arrived, and he took advantage of no one to pay attention, secretly glanced at it, and instantly felt stupid, instantly felt why there is such a beautiful woman in the world, but he also immediately remembered, remembered that he was just a slave, so he hurriedly lowered his head, for fear of being discovered, and waited until Concubine Yun's sedan chair walked past him, He also seemed to smell a fragrance, a deadly fragrance, although he didn't know if this fragrance was his own fantasy, but he only felt that it was so fragrant, the fragrant was simply refreshing, the fragrant was simply intoxicated, and after Concubine Yun's palanquin was gone, he came back to his senses, looking at the distant palanquin, as if looking at the lover who would never come back, he was reluctant to give up, and he was in love until the palanquin disappeared forever, until his head called himself to chop wood and burn the fire, he remembered that the woman was Concubine Yun, And he is a slave, a slave who can only cook on the fire.

Yes, a little cook who has hardly seen any beautiful women in his life, suddenly saw the emperor's woman one day, the emperor's woman who was as beautiful as a peacock, and I am glad that what really touched this little cook may not be the beauty of Concubine Yun, but because she is the emperor's woman, the unreachable emperor's woman, maybe these five words are his fantasy, a humble man's fantasy of the throne of the most noble man in the world.

But this little chef also instantly understood, this is a fantasy, this is just a fantasy, but this little chef also understands, fantasy is fantasy! A woman who can fantasize about the emperor for a lifetime will not live in vain in this life! I can see it in my life! This life is not in vain! Lao Tzu wants yy her for the rest of her life!

Perhaps this is the inner thoughts of this little cook.

"Well, what do you think?"

The guy who ate pickles asked suspiciously when he saw the guy who ate pig's head meat with a confused look.

"Alas, didn't I say that I had seen Concubine Yun!"

Reminded by the guy who ate pickles, the guy who ate pig's head woke up, peeled himself out of his fantasies, and said.

"yes, what's wrong?"

The guy who ate the pickles asked.

"What's wrong with you!"

The guy who ate the pig's head pouted, and looked at the guy who ate pickles with some hatred, and said.

"What's wrong!"

The guy who ate the pickles looked dazed.

"You don't want to hear me describe what Concubine Yun looks like?"

"Don't you want to hear about the beauty that gave birth to that freak?"

The guy who ate the pig's head said to the guy who ate the pickles, licking his lips as he spoke.

"Yes! Absolutely! Speak quickly, speak quickly! ”

The guy who ate pickles came to his senses and thought to himself that he had to see what this emperor's woman looked like.

Yes, this guy who eats pickles is no different from the guy who eats pig's head, they all want to know what the emperor's woman looks like, and the guy who eats pickles actually wants to know what the woman who gave birth to a freak looks like.

"I'll tell you! The eyes! That nose! That mouth! That ear ......"

The guy who ate the pig's head said as he gestured his hands.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh,"

The pickle guy listened attentively, nodding his head as he listened.

"The eyes! That nose! That mouth! That ear! No more, no less, just on the same face! ”

"I'm Nima! I'll you to death! ”

The guy who ate pickles suddenly slapped the guy who ate pig's head meat out of tune and slapped him in the back.

Then the pickle guy started reaching out and scratching the pig's head guy's squeaky nest. While scratching, he said:

"Do you dare? I ask you if you still dare?

"Hey, hey! Don't dare! Don't dare! I was wrong, hey, hey! ”

"True Wrong, False Wrong?"

The pickle eater said as he scratched.

"That's wrong! That's wrong! Oops, hey! ”

The guy who ate the pig's head was scratched and rolled on the ground by the guy who ate the pickles.

"Do you want to continue to say it seriously? Or..."

"Seriously! Seriously! Absolutely seriously! If you don't say anything seriously, you'll kill me. ”

Hearing the guy who ate the pig's head meat say this, the guy who ate the pickles let go.

"Hey, hey! Oops hey! ”

The guy who ate the pig's head slowed down on the ground for a while.

"Speak quickly!"

The guy who ate the pickles raised his hand again as he spoke, and he gestured to scratch the guy who ate the pig's head.

"Tell me about it!"

The guy who ate the pig's head meat hurriedly waved his hand and continued: "Concubine Yun's eyes, those eyes are like autumn water, like cold stars, like pearls, like white mercury with two pills of black mercury. ”

"Oh, why are you so talented? I don't see it. ”

The guy who ate the pig's head meat also looked up proudly at this time and said, "That's because you don't have vision!" ”

"Okay, good, I don't have vision, say it quickly!"

At this moment, hearing such a vivid and beautiful description of the guy who eats pig's head, he was already impatient, and he didn't care if he had any vision or not.

"Okay, I'll say, I'll just say it."

As he spoke, the guy who ate the pig's head meat continued: "Speaking of that Yunfei's nose, her white nose is extraordinarily small and exquisite, and the sun shines evenly on it, and a layer of fine hair is faintly visible, like soft fluff on a cherry. Beads of shiny sweat hung on it, like spring drizzles, and the little nose was like the white daffodil bulb in a jade plate.

Her round and delicate nose is fair, like a very creative jade bell, which makes people want to shake it, listen to the beautiful and moving notes, and like the budding white rose buds in the morning, which makes people want to smell the faint fragrance. ”

"Oh,, you're so talented!"

At this moment, when I heard the guy who ate pig's head meat describe the guy who ate pickles, he was already speechless with excitement.

After tasting it for a while, he continued to urge and told the guy with the pig's head to hurry up.

"Okay, that's all there is to the ears!"

The guy who ate the pig's head shrugged his body, his eyes gurgling, and his tongue smashed in his mouth, as if he was thinking about what to say.

Then, the guy who ate the pig's head clapped his hands and seemed to have thought of what to say.

The guy who ate the pickles immediately got up and waited for the guy who ate the pig's head to describe it.

Finally, the guy who ate the pig's head meat spoke: "My sister's ears are white and red, the ear wheels are distinct, and the outer and inner rings are very well-proportioned, like a work of art carved out of a carving knife." Wear two smaller earrings to make it even more beautiful. ”

"Hey, not this time."

Obviously, this time the guy who ate pickles was a little dissatisfied.

"No, you can tell me."

When the guy who ate the pig's head meat heard that he had been denied, he immediately became dissatisfied and said.

"If I can say that, do I want you to tell me?"

The pickle guy asked rhetorically, thinking that I had to listen to you because I hadn't seen me.

"Don't you say what I'm saying doesn't sound good?"

"Nice! Good! Big good! Say it tightly! ”

"Okay, okay! I say! ”

Finally, the guy who ate the pig's head meat stopped selling Guan Zi and continued: "Speaking of that body, it is really like clotted fat, collar like a grub, teeth like a rhino, a moth with a moth eyebrow, a clever smile, and beautiful eyes.

"Good! Good! ”

The guy who ate pickles immediately chimed in, for fear that the guy who ate pig's head meat would not say anything more.

"Speaking of that leg, it really has a slender and slender figure, soft jade arms like snow lotus, beautiful and round slender jade legs, finely shaved and smooth calves, with delicate and silky, delicate and delicate jade bones, it is really Tingting Yuli."

The guy who ate the pig's head said.

"Beautiful, beautiful!"

As he spoke, the pickle eater closed his eyes, and his eyes began to become misty.

The guy who ate the pig's head saw it, and didn't say anything, just smiled slightly, he knew that his brother's fantasy had begun.