"Hey, what are you two talking about? I seem to have heard something, what Yunfei? ”

Just as the guy who ate the pig's head and the guy who ate pickles were discussing Concubine Yun, a figure quietly leaned over from behind the tree.

"Holy!"

With just such a sentence, the two people who were directly frightened rolled on the ground twice. It's not embarrassing.

"I'll go, what the hell!"

The guy who ate the pickles seemed to have touched something and rubbed it awkwardly on his body. I thought to myself, what is this wet thing?

The two of them barely got up on the ground, and they looked at the figure that had just leaned out from behind the tree.

But the sky was really dark, and the two of them didn't look at each other, and they didn't see who it was when they looked up and down.

The guy who ate the pickles nervously swallowed the saliva secreted from his mouth, and asked nervously, "You... Who are you? ”

"It's me, Wang Dazhui, why are you discussing Concubine Yun here? Tell me about it too? ”

The figure that leaned out from behind saw that the two people in front of him didn't seem to recognize him, so he took a step forward, trying for the two to recognize him, and said by the way.

"Oh, Sledgehammer! Hahaha, no, no, you misunderstood, who discussed Concubine Yun, Concubine Yun, is that what we can discuss? ”

The guy who ate pickles leaned forward because of Wang Da Hammer, and barely recognized Wang Da Hammer coming, so he hurriedly explained.

The guy who ate pickles thought to himself, "Your uncle, what if I'm stupid?" If you admit it, if your kid talks nonsense and spreads it to the steward, then Lao Tzu's nine lives are not enough to compensate, and Lao Tzu still has an old mother to serve, but he doesn't want to die early.

Although this pickle-eating guy seemed to be not afraid of life and death when he first made up his mind to discuss Concubine Yun, as soon as he encountered the incident in the east window, he immediately became cowardly, yes, after all, who is not afraid of death?

"That's it, who dares to discuss Concubine Yun, that's our master!"

The guy who ate pig's head meat also hurriedly explained, thinking, who would dare to admit it, who would dare to admit it, it was me who wanted to discuss Concubine Yun at the beginning, if you were stabbed out of your mouth, then I would be the first to die, who would dare to admit it! If you admit it, it's not as simple as death, and it can be said that even death is light.

Yes, after all, this guy who eats pig's head meat is the first to propose to talk about Concubine Yun, and he is the first, and the punishment must be heavier than that of the guy who eats pickles, which is inevitable, and a small kitchen guy dares to talk about the emperor's woman in private, how bold this is, naturally killing the head is light, I am afraid that he will have to be tortured before he dies, and the crime he committed is enough to be tortured, which makes him not afraid.

"Oh? Really? ”

Wang Dazhui asked suspiciously, after all, he had heard these two people seem to be talking about Concubine Yun or something.

"Really, really! It's more real than real money! Absolutely! A real batch! ”

The two of them immediately tried their best to explain, after all, this is a big matter to discuss Concubine Yun and kill her head, how can you admit that these two people are not fools.

"Really?"

Wang Dazhui asked again.

"Absolutely!"

The two of them spoke almost at the same time, and they seemed to be sweating nervously.

Wang Dazhui heard that the two of them were so sure, not only did he not believe it, but also smiled slyly, thinking that if you two ignore me, I will believe it, and you are so nervous at this time, then I will seize the handle, and I will have to blackmail you today. I won't stop until I cheat your pants!

So Wang Dazhui said with bad intentions: "But I just seem to have heard... What Yun Fei... What legs... What a body..."

"No, no, you heard it wrong, you definitely heard it wrong, there was no such thing."

The guy who ate pig's head meat hurriedly denied it, thinking to himself that your uncle's Wang Da Hammer listened to it comprehensively in the back, what is this trying to do?

"Did you hear it wrong? Tell me, what kind of leg is it? What body? Whose legs? Whose body? ”

Wang Dazhui still didn't give up, after all, he came with the idea of extorting their money, how could he let these two go so easily?

"Uh-uh... What kind of body is that... What legs... Is that... That's..."

The guy who ate the pig's head stuttered for a while, unable to explain it for a while.

"What? I'll just say it's Concubine Yun, right? ”

Wang Da Hammer continued to question, after all, he wanted to extort the money of these two people in any way. It's hard to get too entangled.

"No, no."

The two of them denied it again, thinking that they must not admit it.

"Then you say! That body, that leg! Whose is it exactly? ”

Wang Dazhui said loudly.

Suddenly, the guy who ate the pig's head seemed to think of how to explain it, so he said, "That... That's the body and legs of the girl next door surnamed Liu! ”

The guy who ate the pig's head meat suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally come up with an explanation, the palace maid surnamed Liu can be said to be the most beautiful palace maid in the entire East Imperial Palace, I don't know how many people have pursued her, and the desserts and meals received from the imperial dining room are not small, and they are also very famous in the imperial dining room, almost all the guys remember such a beautiful palace maid, and the two of them discussed a beautiful palace maid on this cold day, which is very reasonable, very reasonable, and there is no violation of the law at all, My own explanation is seamless.

"Yes, yes, it's the palace maid surnamed Liu!"

The guy who ate pickles heard the answer of the guy who ate pork, and immediately agreed, and thought to himself that his buddy is really powerful, and there is no one to explain this, let's put this isolated, drink stuffy wine, and discuss the most beautiful palace maid in the East Palace together, what could be more reasonable than this explanation? What else do you have to say, King Sledgehammer?

Yes, two isolated fellows, one sitting under a tree and drinking, what else can they talk about besides talking about women? And talking about the most beautiful palace maid in the palace seems more likely.

"Really? Then how should you explain the word Concubine Yun that I heard with my own ears? ”

Wang Dazhui is now determined to blackmail these two people, so he naturally refuses to forgive.

"Concubine Yun... Concubine Yun, haha, Concubine Yun..."

The guy who sold pig's head meat couldn't answer at this time.

"Oh, Brother Wang, look at your memory, isn't the master of the girl surnamed Liu Concubine Yun? Can you forget this? ”

The guy who ate pickles was inspired at this time, and suddenly thought that the master of the palace maid surnamed Liu was not Concubine Yun? And when the two of us were talking about Miss Liu alone, we even said that her master is not a normal thing!

Indeed, when talking about the palace maid, she inadvertently said something about her master, which is simply too normal, and it is no wonder that the guy who eats pickles will believe in himself, after all, this is indeed convincing enough, after all, there is nothing more convincing than this, what could be more convincing? Apparently not, otherwise the guy who sold pickles wouldn't have believed a thing he had made up.

"You... Cut, forget it, you can talk about your going, two uneducated boys, I'm going to make a drinking order with them, you uneducated people can only drink here pitifully, and talk about the girl surnamed Liu secretly, unlike us, but you can drink while enforcing the drinking order, and talk generously at the same time, you are only worthy of talking secretly under this dark tree, right? Oh, it's really sad to be uneducated, not like me, but I can do the drinking order, goodbye, two poor uneducated fellows! ”

Seeing that he really couldn't ask anything, Wang Dazhui had no choice but to give up, and he didn't bother to argue with them anymore, after all, he couldn't ask anything, and it was futile to ask again, and if he thought about it carefully, this was a big crime of killing his head, how could these two guys easily admit it? They are not fools, so Wang Dazhui gave up blackmail, and he didn't bother to ask again, and before leaving, he didn't forget to taunt them, saying that they were just a group of uneducated guys, and they didn't even know how to drink alcohol, and they were only worthy of chattering about palace maids under this gloomy tree, which was really useless.

Saying that, Wang Dazhui staggered away, seemingly drinking a lot of wine, and did not forget to taunt the two before leaving.

"Whew, it's gone, why don't you drink you to death, this difficult guy?"

The guy who ate pickles saw that Wang Dazhui was finally gone, and took a long breath, thinking that this difficult guy could be regarded as leaving, and if he continued to be interrogated, he might be exposed. Otherwise, he will really be asked, after all, if he is really asked, this is a big crime of killing his head. I can't afford this murderous crime.

"This thing, sooner or later, these guys will be killed by this bunch of guys, I'm sorry!"

The guy who ate the pig's head meat also complained, thinking that your uncle is also fortunate that Lao Tzu is in a hurry, otherwise if the stuffing is exposed, this will not be a good life, this dog's king sledgehammer, has no virtue at all, and does not care about being under the same roof, he actually interrogated us here, and even mocked before leaving, why didn't your sister drink you to death?

"What are you two talking about?"

At this time, Wang Dazhui came out of nowhere and asked.

"I'll go!"

The two of them were suddenly startled again, and their little hearts were about to be scared out.

was so frightened by Wang Da Hammer, the two of them suddenly rolled to the side again, obviously frightened.

"I said, can you stop being so elusive!"

The guy who ate pickles complained, just now, he was so frightened by Wang Da Hammer, and he seemed to have rubbed some unknown liquid on his hand, and he rubbed it on his body again, thinking that your uncle's Wang Da Hammer, you know that it is scary to eat and do nothing, why don't you send thunder to kill you?

The other guy who ate the pig's head meat was also frightened, clutching his chest and panting, almost not breathing. I thought to myself, how could I be so unlucky, to meet such a stupid shortcoming.

The king sledgehammer joked: "I didn't clean the urine just now, and I came here to take a dip, and I heard it from afar, you guys scolded me here, your uncle, you don't want to be mixed, right?" ”

Wang Dazhui thought to himself, Lao Tzu let you go, but you are not only grateful, but you dare to scold me here, I think you don't want to mix, you are really looking for death!

"What? Did you scatter the birds? ”

The pickle eater looked stunned, as if he had thought of something.

"yes, what's wrong? I can't pee anymore, how do I drop? ”

Wang Dazhui was puzzled, thinking to himself whether Lao Tzu pees or not, do you care?

"I..."

The pickle eater looked at a loss, and he wanted to say something, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't.

"What's wrong? What about? I advise you to do it yourself, and don't blame me for not letting you go! A group of guys who can't even enforce the alcohol order, heh, why don't you hang yourself if you're so uneducated? It's only worth drinking here! ”

Wang Dazhui said viciously, his face was full of disdain, and he turned around and left, and continued to carry out the drinking order with the group of guys who knew how to carry out the drinking order, ignoring these two people who he thought were uneducated, and went to the drinking order on his own, leaving only the guy who ate pickles messy in the wind.

The pickle eater swallowed his saliva, looked at the ground in disbelief, and saw that there was indeed another bubble of unknown liquid on the ground, and this bubble of unknown liquid was flowing down from behind the tree.

The guy who ate the pickles swallowed his saliva again, looked at the palm of his hand with a struggling face, looked at the palm that seemed to be stained with unknown liquid, and finally, he endured it and leaned over with his nose to smell it, but this smell directly deformed his face, and the whole face was about to twist, so distorted that even the guy next to him was almost unrecognizable, which showed how disgusting this guy who ate pickles was.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?"

The guy who ate the pig's head meat asked suspiciously when he saw that the face of the guy next to him was starting to become so distorted.

"Damn, this king of the sun is peeing behind the tree with a sledgehammer! Lao Tzu's hand has been rubbed! ”

The guy who ate the pickles said with a hideous face, as if he was about to hold on, looking at him like that, it seemed that he wanted to chop off his hands, but you can imagine how disgusting he was.

Just imagine, drinking wine, eating meat, chatting with friends, it was such a happy thing, but his hands were stained with unknown liquid at this moment, it is not difficult to understand why this guy who eats pickles is so uncomfortable, and no one is uncomfortable on anyone!

"Oh, I'll go, I didn't get it on me, did I?"

The guy who ate the pig's head meat was also frightened immediately, and immediately jumped up, turned left and right, patted left and patted again, and only breathed a long sigh of relief after finding that there was no urine, and thought to himself while feeling relieved, this Gou Ri Wang Sledgehammer is really not good, knowing that I am under the tree with him, he is still peeing here leisurely, and he has also sprinkled two cans of urine, which is really not a good death.

The guy who ate the pig's head thought so, and he was really angry. Even his hair was about to stand on end, and then he turned to the guy who was eating pickles and said, "Hurry up and wash your hands, this guy's urine probably smells very washy!" ”

The guy who ate the pickles had a hideous face, bared his teeth and said bitterly: "It's not! It smells a hundred times worse than the one in the thatched house! ”