Matthew thinks you're a vampire." Ted suddenly came out of nowhere.

"Haha." Matthew could only smile awkwardly at Carl, the object of his ridicule.

Then he looked at his friend Ted with a vicious look.

"If he throws up, one of you will clean up before he leaves.

Otherwise, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing anyone."

Carl said very seriously.

Let you people speak ill of me behind your back.

After saying that, Carl walked away very cleanly.

"It's not me." Lily touched her nose with her fingers.

"It's not me." John also reflected amazingly, learning from Lily's words.

"Me neither." Matthew was also quick to react.

"Damn it." Barney was half a beat slower, and his hand was just halfway into the air.

said with a look of annoyance.

「yes。」 The rest snapped their fingers, and they were very neat.

The three of them were smiling happily.

I'll not have to clean up Ted's mess by myself.

"Hell, I haven't thrown up since high school, okay? I haven't thrown up since 93 years, it's funny!"

Ted behaved very strangely, talking to himself.

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to dial.

"Who are you going to call?" Lily said differently.

But don't be 911, although the police in the United States are often maliciously called, but if the police are really dispatched at that time, it will still be inevitable to take a day trip to the detention center at that time.

"Robin."

"Oh oh." John said in surprise.

"Uh, that's not a good idea, Ted." Matthew said sincerely,

"No, that's a good idea. That's what we were planning to do, isn't it, that's why it's important to get drunk, you can do things that you can't do when you're sober."

Barney disagreed.

He wanted to see if his friend Ted could do something he wouldn't normally do.

It's a pity that everyone else was there, otherwise Barney would have wanted to take Ted to some more exciting venues, such as strip halls to see various shows.

"So these are the things that those female companions of yours said to you when they woke up."

John teased Barney very soberly.

"Wow." Matthew and Lily agreed with John.

「.......」

Barney was speechless.

Is this a self-lifting stone to shoot yourself in the foot?

Although they are right, a lot of girls say it to him.

I just quoted a paragraph. There are others that are even more difficult to hear.

For example, she is blind, blinded by lard, her brain is thickened, etc...

"Hi, Robin. I'm Ted." While the three of them were still teasing Barney, Ted had already made a call to Robin sitting in his boyfriend's luxury car.

At this time, she was dressed very brilliantly, wearing a deep V evening dress, which was very eye-catching.

Next to her is her mysterious rich boyfriend.

After all, it is a charity party where celebrities and gentlemen gather, so it is natural to dress up beautifully.

Otherwise, everyone will definitely point fingers.

Unless you're the kind of person who doesn't need to pay attention to other people's eyes, even if you're wearing a beggar's outfit, people will only flatter you and pat you on the back.

John was often subjected to similar invitations.

But now he doesn't need these anymore, and besides, he doesn't like this kind of charity "show" very much.

John's parents' charitable fund has helped many people, and even many well-known people have contacted the person in charge of the foundation, hoping to participate in the charity gala held by the foundation, which can not only bring themselves a good name, but also be tax-free, killing multiple birds with one stone

So John didn't need to prove his own charity.

"Hi. Ted. Is there something wrong?" Robin said puzzled.

Didn't I tell everyone that I had something to do tonight.

"Hello, Robin, I'm Ted." Ted repeated what he had just said.

"I know, Ted. Your voice sounds happy, is there anything good happening?"

"Robin, I don't know if I told you that I haven't thrown up since '93?"

Ted smirked at the crowd.

"Listen to me, Ted. Now I'm a little inconvenient for this, 93? You're amazing, amazing! I really didn't expect you to have such a feat!"

Robin wanted to say something, after all, her boyfriend was still sitting next to her.

If he knew that she was still whispering to other men when she had a boyfriend, he wouldn't know how to explain it at that time.

Could it be that this is the phone call of his male girlfriend?

I guess even a child wouldn't believe that.

Today's little kids are very mature and know everything.

It's not like before, when I thought that holding hands with girls could make people.

In retrospect, why didn't I hold it for a while.

But hearing Ted's rhetoric behind him, Robin's curiosity came up.

She was a restless lord herself, and when she was a child, she secretly drank the good wine that her father treasured.

Now she loves the taste of whiskey.

"Robin, I can never say enough. But you are indeed a nice person, and a great journalist.

You should be on "60 minutes."

Ted said very seriously.

"Poof, Ted, you're really good at talking. Your words are very pleased... And a little weird.

But I'm having something right now, not very convenient, you know. Now I'm on a date."

Robin was very happy to be amused by Ted.

But I also have to be careful, I am a "famous flower with a master", but I talk and laugh with other men, and it will have a bad impact when it is passed on.

"I know, but I strongly disagree with Barney. Just because this guy spends a lot of money on charity doesn't mean you have to dedicate yourself to him, slow down, Robin. Slow it down..... Slow down..."

Ted became more and more childish, and whispered to Robin on the other end of the phone.

"Goodbye, Ted." Robin said with an embarrassed face.

"Slow down—" Ted continued, ignoring it.

Everyone is very happy to watch,

John secretly said that all his jokes this year were contracted by his friend Ted.

It's been a long time since I've been so happy, especially at this time, Ted is in great contrast to his usual performance, and the effect is very good.

"Give it to me!" Lily looked at Ted very seriously.

As a kindergarten teacher, Lily really can't stand it,

She felt that Ted was no different from the children in her class.

Extremely naïve.

usually let him communicate with Robin more, trying to ease the relationship between them.

It's a discerning person who knows that Ted has always had "bad intentions" for Robin.

But because Ted's personality is as timid as a mouse, Robin has now found a new love.

The other party is still a local tyrant with a net worth of billions, and I heard Robin say that the other party's personality is very humble and gentlemanly, unlike other rich people.

is a drunken gold fan, eager to drink the posture of the wine pond meat forest.

In this capital-based country, poverty is the original sin.

As long as you have money in your pocket, whether it's a real deposit or virtual wealth, everything is easy to say.

You're awesome,

Hello Success,

I really envy you.

All kinds of stammering, all kinds of sycophancy, surround you.

Even if I don't have to ask you now, I can't guarantee that I won't in the future.

But if you don't have a lot of money in your pocket, you can honestly "go into the factory to make screws", or go to distribute flyers or something.

Don't be blind all the time.

Seeing that Ted was unmoved,

Lily snatched Ted's phone from her hand and hung up the call with Robin.

"That's why we don't drink it!" Matthew said proudly.

"A good friend wouldn't let a good friend call when he's drunk." Lily said, holding up the phone in her hand.

"A good friend will only watch his good friend do something out of the ordinary when he gets drunk?" John said with a wicked smile.

"I need to get my phone back." Ted said with his hand outstretched.

"You'll get it at the end of class." Lily lectured as if she were a schoolboy in her class.

"Clank. It's time for class, your call, my friend! Call whoever you want."

Barney grabbed Lily's phone and handed it to Ted.

His mouth also imitated the sound of the bell ringing at the end of class.

"Thank you, sir. At least someone appreciates my actions, not considerations. Now I don't think I should go to the bathroom."

With a smile on his face, Ted walked to the corner behind the group.

"Is it necessary to do this to him? He's not making a wise decision right now." Lily said helplessly.

"Exactly, like what will he do next? I don't know, but I'm going to find out."

Barney was dancing and having fun.

In the past, I took Ted out to play, and it wasn't as enjoyable as it is today.

Ted, who wasn't drunk, was very bored and couldn't let go at all.

And the drunken Ted is very funny.

It's a rare sight in a thousand years, and it's very rare.

"CheapTrk? Oh, Ted."

Suddenly, a familiar tune from the band CheapTrk "Voes" plays in the bar, and Matthew and Lily immediately understand what Ted is about to do.

Because "Maiba" Ted is about to appear.

McLaren Bar also has a karaoke machine in the lobby for guests to enjoy.

The KTVs in the United States are different from those in John's previous life, and their KTVs are the kind that are publicly displayed in the hall, and there is no kind like a private box.

Areas such as Chinatown, Little Tokyo neighborhood, etc., may have the domestic kind.

But at present, most of the people go to the bar to laugh and sing a few songs.

Matthew and Lily went out with Ted to "sing", so they naturally understood Ted's "famous song".

Without hesitation, Ted dialed Robin's phone.

Robin saw that it was Ted's call again, and smiled awkwardly at the local tyrant boyfriend next to him.

"See you again, Ted."

"Hey, I'm here again. I will meet you again clearly..."

Ted hummed CheapTrk's "Voes" to himself.

John and his party were very happy and found it super interesting.

It's a pity that there is no real smartphone yet, and Tiktok, which will be popular all over the world in the future, otherwise John would definitely take a picture of this scene and then transmit it to Tiktok, so that Ted would become an instant hit and become a new generation of Internet celebrities.

At the height of the song, Ted leaped onto the empty table and roared.

He was in high spirits, and he waved and interacted with John and his group.

It's a superstar.

"I love you and everyone here!! Ted howled like a wolf.

"We love you too, drunken Ted."

The smiling faces of several people were about to cramp.

John almost didn't go upstairs to call his girlfriend Peggy, who would have laughed if she had seen it.

Suddenly, there was a "poof" sound on the other end of the phone.

"......, Ted?" Robin on the other end of the line was dumbfounded, not knowing what was going on here.

It turned out that Ted was overjoyed, and suddenly fell off the table.

Everyone who watched it felt very painful.

Let you pretend.

It's overdoing it.

Everyone quickly helped Ted to his feet and found that he was fine.

It's just that his ankle twisted, no contusions or fractures or anything, no big problem.

So for everyone's ears, it would be better to send him back to the apartment.

If you meet some grumpy old brothers, you will definitely not let go of the murderer who destroyed his ears.

You know, it's not uncommon for American bars to get drunk and make trouble.

It would be strange if there was no drunken trouble.

Ted's voice was hard to describe.

John can be regarded as having mixed with the American entertainment industry, and his friend Julie is now working on major Hollywood studios in order to accumulate experience.

Actor, singer, amphibious artist, Hannah Montana, is now thriving in her career, acting and singing together.

So John naturally knows some common sense in the entertainment industry.

When many American singers are not famous, they sing on occasions where singers show off their voices and skills, expecting to have a discerning eye to discover, excavate, and package themselves, and expect to be a blockbuster.

Until the birth of the oil pipeline network, many people saw unlimited opportunities and settled in it.

With the voice of his friend Ted, it is estimated that even millions of tuners can't save it.

In addition, he was drunk like mud now, so for his safety, Matthew and Lily suggested that it would be better to take him home to rest.

lest he go about causing trouble.

It turns out that Ted is so interesting after being drunk, and he must "tease" him when he sobers up.

After Matthew and Lily helped the drunken Ted back to the apartment, the bar was a lot quieter, but it didn't feel very accustomed.

John and Barney, leaning on the counter, sipped beer with Carl and chatted.

The front door of the bar suddenly opened, and a familiar figure appeared in front of everyone.

"I'm back again, everyone. Did you miss me?"

Ted stretched out his hands and walked in proudly, as if the king had returned.

Everyone applauded, they remembered this guy who was here not long ago.

"Hey! Hey! See who's back? It looks like it's tonight again.... Legendary ..... One night!"

Barney, who was not in high spirits, suddenly recovered.

It was a tacit understanding with Ted to come to a high-five.

John stepped forward with a wry smile on his face and hugged Ted.

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