Because John had to clean up the mess for Ted.

Aren't there still Barneys, you say? Isn't he the one who won the lottery?

You might as well expect Barney to expect God to perform miracles in front of the people.

John didn't stop the two of them from acting, no matter how much trouble they made, could they still make a fuss?

He was suspicious that Ted and Barney wouldn't even dare to kill the chickens.

So John let them come and go.

But to John's surprise, the two of them hadn't been around for a few minutes, and he hadn't noticed their actions, and Ted was almost wiped out.

"Great! The nightlife has just begun. Spirit point, man. Karl, two more."

Barney's face was smiling like a chrysanthemum blooming.

It's been a long time since I've played the game "Have You Seen Ted", and Barney has set his sights on a single girl.

"Okay, how about that? It's hot enough!"

Barney's eyes lit up, looking at the single girl who was alone on the booth and dressed in a very fashionable fashion.

He has been paying attention to this goal for a long time,

I was thinking that I would go to talk to him, but now my friend King Ted has returned.

As a good friend, he is naturally obligated to give it to others and let Ted go.

That's not interesting enough.

You must know that there are not many people in this world who can let Barney give up his goals.

Friend Ted counts one, and John's barely counts one, after all, he brought himself to the "king".

Barney was referring to the fact that John had taken him to a killing spree in the playground laser gun play area.

If it's Matthew, it depends.

If that girl is super hot, it's still on her own, Matthew hasn't been on the battlefield for a long time, don't break his heart then.

It's better to go on it yourself, anyway, my heart has been shot with a thousand holes, and I don't care about this.

The thought raced through Barney's mind.

"I think she—" Ted hesitated.

"It's a trap! Don't think too much, act on it. Do you know what time it is?"

Barney said, pointing to the watch on his wrist.

"........." Ted was about to speak, as if he was terrified by Barney.

"It's time for action! Come on, Tiger!"

Barney said with a look of hatred.

So Barney stepped forward and began his daily game with Ted.

John watched the two walk away angrily, and he was alone again.

I knew I might as well go home.

At least there is a delicate beauty waiting for her at home, but I don't know if Peggy is "out".

I heard her say that she was inspired recently, so she asked John not to provoke her with nothing to do, be careful of her big power, and give John a "tiger and tiger" punch.

"Hi, beauty. Have you ever seen Ted?"

Barney pulled out a chair and sat down, smiling at the girl.

"....." the woman looked puzzled.

What kind of move is this, how come I haven't seen it.

Could this be the new routine?

Barney looked behind him, and there was no one.

His face was very helpless, his teammates were too dark to bring it at all.

It's simply black iron level.

Then he looked around and spotted his friend Ted in another corner of the bar.

"I'm sorry. I'll be back soon!" Barney said to the bachelorette with a sincere face.

Barney got up and walked straight towards Ted.

"Are you calling Robin?"

"Yes, I'm calling Robin!" Ted said without changing his face.

"Ted, as your spiritual mentor, I forbid you to call her. Give me your phone!"

Barney now finally understands Lily's troubles.

It turns out that being a teacher is so hard, and he is just taking Ted alone.

And there are nearly ten leather monkeys in Lily's class, and she also manages them in an orderly manner.

Barney silently praised Lily in his heart.

"Oh, yes? If I don't pay it, what do you want?" The two went toe-to-toe.

It's a hilarious situation, but unfortunately John turned his back on them and didn't see it.

"If you dare to call Robin, I'll tell you this coat is on fire."

Barney suddenly pulled a lighter out of his pocket and said in a threatening tone as he lit the flint.

"Cut, you're scaring me! I don't believe you dare!" Ted sneered.

Ted thinks Barney is just scaring him, and he doesn't believe Barney would dare to give him a shot in public.

Ted opened his flip phone and dialed Robin's.

When Barney saw this, his face was very calm.

Like the calm before a storm, Barnimo walked silently behind Ted and wiped the flint.

Once the flame of the lighter has risen, place the flame under Ted's jacket.

"Hi Robin, it's me."

"Ted, it's the last time! Excuse me...... Ted? Ted?"

"Wow, wow, wow." Ted screamed

Robin was about to say something when he heard a wail.

It makes people feel terrified when they hear it.

She thought it was another prank on Ted and left him alone.

John turned around and saw Ted as if his ass was on fire.

「.......」

Is this a game he and Barney newly invented?

John knew that Barney was a good magician, and unlike Sheldon's friend Howard, the two were not on the same level at all.

The ugly thing to say is that one is in heaven and the other is on earth.

Who asked the teacher who taught Barney's magic to teach Barney's mother to bed.

He can also be regarded as half of Barney's stepfather, so he naturally taught Barney everything and went all out to cultivate Barney.

Until now, Barney thought that his master and his mother were just friends.

Howard was only self-taught from books or simple magic tricks.

Levels are naturally limited.

Sheldon often complains about Howard's level of magic.

The former is like a famous and decent family in martial arts, the kind that has a legacy in hand, while Howard's is the kind that has only learned some three-legged cats, the martial arts of the rotten street, and the kind that has no teacher.

It's so realistic, the flames on his body, the expressions on Ted and Barney's faces.

John sighed.

But the more I looked at it, the more wrong it became.

Seemingly, like, maybe they're playing for real.

John hurriedly stepped forward, threw Ted to the ground as fast as he could, and then extinguished the fire on him with his coat.

Thankfully, John reacted in time, otherwise Ted might have ordered the whole bar.

He took a closer look at Ted's body, but thankfully found no visible burn marks.

John exhaled deeply.

"Wow, wow, wow, wow."

After seeing John's feat, the others in the bar put down their hands and applauded as they were about to call the fire alarm.

John and Barney hugged Ted, smiling and nodding, as they quickly walked outside.

While Carl, the bartender, hadn't seen all this just now, otherwise John and his party would probably be blacklisted from the bar and banned from entering for life.

You know, if the fire brigade is called, even if there is no fire.

The bar also needs to pay for real money.

"Barney, look at the good things you've done." On the way back, John was rarely angry with Barney.

Usually Barney is messing around, but this time he actually played with fire.

As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.

Good swimmers drown.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

The meaning is mostly the same.

"I'm sorry!" Barney said curtly.

"Barney, you're an adult too, so I don't need to say anything more.

I'm home.

It's your responsibility to bring Ted home, that's your responsibility.

Don't let me know you're instigating Ted to go out and mess with you again."

John said with a serious face.

He knew Barney's out-of-the-box nature, and he couldn't wait for him to instigate Ted out.

"I understand, promise to get the job done." Barney replied with rare seriousness.

In fact, he was also apprehensive just now, if he accidentally gave Ted a little, not to mention that he would eat in prison, the most important thing is that he lost his best friend.

When it comes to being friends, Barney is sometimes very attentive.

Seeing that Barney had a very good attitude, John walked into his house angrily.

But to John's surprise, his crow's mouth actually had a bright light.

Because Ted ran to the bar again.

But this time he went out alone, and this time he was not instigated by anyone.

When Barney brought Ted back to the apartment, he felt a little sleepy, so he fell asleep in the bathtub in the bathroom of the apartment.

Why not sleep on the couch?

Because his precious suit won't wrinkle.

"I'm back, baby! Oh yes!"

Ted reappeared in everyone's sight in good spirits, and everyone was used to it.

I've been in the bar for a long time, and I've seen all kinds of conditions.

Especially the bartender Carl.

After a while, Ted felt something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, I think I'm going to throw up."

So he stumbled towards the bathroom.

But when he went into the bathroom, he didn't notice the difference between men and women.

So Ted ran into the women's restroom for the first time, but luckily there was no one when he entered.

Otherwise, if he accidentally meets someone more genuine, it is estimated that Ted will be treated as a VIP on a day trip to the New York Police Department's detention center.

But when he walked out of the bathroom, Ted was surprised to see a woman standing in front of the sink.

"What are you doing here, isn't this the men's bathroom?"

The girl didn't shout, just looked at Ted with interest.

"Oh, so I'm in the women's bathroom." Ted said with a sudden realization.

"Well, I came in because I thought I was going to throw up." Ted explains why he's here.

"Did you throw up?"

The girl asked curiously as she washed her hands.

"I didn't!" Ted said firmly.

"I've seen you before, and I love your performance. Whether it's standing at the table singing or playing with fire with your friends."

The girl said with a smile.

"What? Karaoke? Thank you for the compliment, it's an honor!" Ted only remembered what he sang, and he had forgotten all about the rest of the story.

"I wish I could be as brave as you and stand up and release my stupid side."

The girl looked at Ted enviously and smiled.

"You can."

Ted said cheeringly.

"I don't know, I've had a great week. My boyfriend of two years and I broke up, maybe I can find something stupid to do."

The girl thought for a moment and said.

"I'm stupid, or...," Ted said, confused.

"You're humorous!"

I don't know if I really don't understand or pretend not to understand, the girl is not angry.

Instead, she thinks Ted is very interesting, different from her previous boyfriend.

"Hey, can you leave me a call?" It's rare to meet a girl in the women's bathroom, and she doesn't scream loudly or call the police."

Ted pulled his phone out of his pocket, trembling.

"...., okay." The girl hesitated for a moment, but agreed to Ted's request.

Think of it as a new experience.

"I'd better do it."

Seeing Ted staggering, the girl snatched her phone and saved her number into Ted's phone.

Ted on the side felt a little embarrassed between the two, so he asked curiously:

"Why is it called karaoke? Could it have been invented by a man named Kara? I'm just so bored!"

Ted said to himself.

"Karaoke was invented by the people of the Sun Country, and it translates to unaccompanied band."

The girl put the phone in Ted's hand and said meaningfully.

"Wow, what you said makes sense." The atmosphere between the two is very charming and ambiguous.

Suddenly, the phone rang in the girl's handbag.

It turned out that Ted accidentally pressed the girl's number.

"Hey, I got through. I thought you lied to me?"

Ted said in surprise.

The girl smiled.

"Then I guess, you'll call me later?"

The girl picked up her handbag and floated away.

Walk very chicly, without taking away a single cloud.

Because Ted hadn't come to his senses yet, he couldn't understand the meaning of the girl's words.

After a while, Ted continued to soak in the bar, and since he didn't know any acquaintances, he had to pull Carl and gossip.

"Carl, did you know that karaoke means unaccompanied band in Japanese?

Isn't that a beautiful word, it's fabulous.

Are you a vampire?"

Karl ignored it.

He's seen this a lot, and if you talk to a drunk, he'll stick to you.

The best way to do that is to ignore him,

Naturally, he won't bother you.

Ted was just too annoying by then. Even Carl couldn't stand it anymore.

"Well, I'm not going to serve you any more wine. It's getting late, go home and go to bed, Ted."

Carl put down his hands that were wiping the cups and said very seriously.

"yes, the sun is coming out, isn't it, so you're in full shape. You don't want to be in front of me like that, do you?"

Ted's eyes widened as he stared at Karl and said.

「.....」

Carl was speechless.

If it weren't for the fact that you're a regular customer of the bar and a good friend of John, I would have kicked you out of your home long ago.

And now you're laughing at me.

With the addition of the previous one, it has already been twice.

If Sheldon's rules were followed, Ted would have been a strikeout.

If you do it again, you'll be out.

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