230. The story behind it

The essence of curiosity killing cats is secrets, and this kind of thing is sometimes very itchy, until you want to solve it.

That's why Lily is so persistent in wanting to know the answer.

But when Barney heard that everyone still wanted to know the reason for this incident, he got up directly and prepared to go out, just when he ran into John who came back from the call.

"Barney, what's wrong?" John asked curiously.

Didn't you just come back, why did you go out again?

For a while, John was also confused.

But he still subconsciously pressed Barney back into his seat, everyone is friends, wouldn't it be nice to have something to say?

Why bother?

"I don't want to talk about it, it's the most embarrassing and humiliating thing I've ever done in my life."

Barney said his reasoning.

These words not only did not make Matthew dispel the thick gossip in their hearts, but they became more curious.

In their opinion, they may feel that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy together.

"Okay, but which of us doesn't have an embarrassing story? Sometimes it might be good to talk about it together."

Matthew said nonchalantly.

It's as if I've had a scene where I have died before.

"Oh. Is it? So why don't you tell us about the moment that embarrassed you the most, Matthew? Tell me how good it is, I'm looking forward to it." Instead of being relieved when Barney heard this, he sent Matthew to his army, leaving him speechless.

looked at Matthew's face blue for a while, white for a while.

Barney knew he had finally fooled him.

But to everyone's surprise, Lily glanced at Matthew, saying that he should let Matthew abandon his ego and achieve his big self.

Since Barney doesn't want to tell the truth, then they have to find out what is going on.

Even if it is at the expense of Matthew, he will not hesitate to do it.

So Matthew could only silently say what embarrassed him the most.

One day, Matthew happened to pass by where Lily worked, so he simply went to say hello to Lily's big brother.

When he walked into Lily's class with flowers in hand, he found that it was empty, presumably out to rest.

Caring for a large group of energetic bear children is naturally quite hard.

It was then that Matthew felt like he wanted to boo.

In order to make things easier, he went to the bathroom next to the classroom.

But what made him desperate was that this toilet was specially designed for children, and the toilet was naturally designed for children.

In desperation, Matthew had no choice but to squat down.

Just as he sat down, the bathroom door suddenly opened.

It turned out that this washroom was shared.

The students in the other class were surprised to spot Matthew and screamed loudly.

The frightened Matthew quickly stood up, casually cleaned up a few times and ran outside.

Unexpectedly, because the situation happened so suddenly, Matthew didn't take a few steps before he fell to the ground, and at this time, Lily had just returned to the classroom with the children in her class, and happened to see this scene.

Fortunately, Matthew still lifted his pants up with difficulty, and of course accidentally exposed the small half of his ass.

When the children saw it, their minds were very pure, and they laughed directly.

Matthew wanted to cry on the spot, so he almost had to dig a hole in the ground and get into it.

After hearing Matthew's story, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"The kids still call him Funny Ass." Lily didn't forget to explain to Matthew.

Fortunately, these children are innocent, and if they were to change to something else, Matthew would inevitably have to suffer a lawsuit.

The United States attaches great importance to the protection of underage children, especially children.

"Well, I'll tell you my story. Believe it or not, my life wasn't as great as it was now."

Barney said reminiscingly as he drank the beer in his hand.

In the past, when Barney was young, he was very righteous.

Fresh out of college, he and his girlfriend Shannon worked at a coffee shop in Manhattan while waiting for recruitment from the American Peace Corps. It turned out that he and his girlfriend had agreed to go to Nicaragua with the American Peace Corps to help the people there.

But after Barney had prepared everything, he found that his girlfriend Shannon had not appeared at the agreed place between the two for a long time.

"So she never showed up?"

Ted said curiously.

Barney didn't continue, but sighed and said, "You know what? It's a mistake!"

"....." everyone was speechless.

It's too much of a coincidence that you're breaking this chapter.

It is not an exaggeration to be commonly known as a broken dog.

Everyone's curiosity has finally been teased by you, but now it is like this.

So Lily said to the others very eagerly, "How about who tells their most humiliating story?"

"Oh, I know who to decide." Matthew suddenly thought of something, and quickly took something out from under his seat.

It turned out to be a simple turntable.

"You brought this thing here?" Lily said with a look of surprise.

"Of course." Matthew said with a shrug.

So he directly flicked the pointer in the turntable, and the pointer slowly pointed to Ted, Robin, and their side.

"Oh." Matthew looked at them in surprise.

Seeing this, Ted leaned towards Victoria very much like a chicken thief, and the meaning was very obvious.

This time it wasn't their turn.

He didn't want to tell his sad story in front of everyone.

This kind of thing is only interesting when you hear it from others, but it won't be fun when it really happens to you.

"Okay, I'll tell you."

Robin first glanced at Ted differentially, and then admitted defeat and talked about his most humiliating thing.

I was thinking about men in my heart, and they were all unreliable.

It didn't take long for Ted to start drawing horizontal lines with himself.

This made Robin feel very uncomfortable.

Robin was just about to talk about one of his outings in an interview because of an accidental fall on the poop.

But everyone who was there, except for Victoria, knew about it.

So Barney said very politely that it doesn't count, because everyone knows about it.

And Ted nodded in agreement.

At this moment, Victoria was very happy to say one of the things that made her feel most embarrassed.

Several people applauded her selflessness when they heard it.

Especially Matthew him.

It seems that Ted's new girlfriend is very much in line with his appetite.

Matthew thought to himself.

After a while, everyone listened to Victoria's story and was amazed.

If tonight were a story contest, Victoria would be a clear contender for the title.

Barney continued his story.

Because Barney worries about his girlfriend Shannon, he returns to the coffee shop where he works.

Here Barney finally finds Shannon, and Shannon also looks at Barney in surprise.

Guna then Barney confided his doubts to his girlfriend and asked her why she didn't show up at the agreed place.

Shannon could only perfunctorily say that her father was not very approving of her going to Nicaragua, and now she needs her father's financial support.

She also asked Barney to go to Nicaragua alone, and the two still had a chance to keep in touch.

The young and vigorous Barney was very energetic when he heard this encouragement.

felt that what his girlfriend said was not wrong, so he prepared to leave for a foreign country.

If Barney heard this, he would definitely scoff at it.

These arguments are just what he plays, and he has more advanced ones.

For example, he often told the girls that he was a researcher at a secret agency, a key member of the space agency, NASA, and so on.

He even lied to a girl once that he was an alien.

But at that time, Barney was still a novice, didn't understand anything, and didn't know that people were sinister.

Presumably, he has not been beaten by society.

The more Barney thought about it, the more wrong it became, and his girlfriends were all adults.

Presumably, he didn't have to accept his father's control, so he walked towards the coffee shop without hesitation.

This time he was determined to take his girlfriend back from his father's hands.

But when he returned to the coffee shop, he saw a scene that made him grief-stricken.

His girlfriend actually kissed a middle-aged man in public.

"What?"

Everyone said in unison.

Except, of course, John, because he felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.

Squeak, squeak, squeak.

Matthew directly pressed the alarm of his own design.

"Great, we all have to drink except John!"

Matthew spread his hands and said in surprise.

The crowd had to punish themselves, but John was the only one who escaped.

"Oh, it's unbelievable. What happened next?"

Ted hurriedly asked Barney.

Everyone also looked at Barney expectantly, hoping that he would say more.

Tonight was so exciting, and I heard so many interesting stories.

But none of this is as exciting as Barney's.

"I don't know, guys." Barney clearly didn't want to go any further.

After all, if this kind of thing comes out, it's still a bit worrying.

"Alright, alright. Matthew's mother sent him some biscuits..."

Lily spoke suddenly.

"Lily?"

But Matthew, who was on the side, looked incredulous, trying to stop Lily from continuing.

"For the team, Matthew. I'm here for the team."

Lily explained to Matthew with a disinterested face.

At this time, everyone's attention was attracted to Lily.

It turned out that Matthew's mother had made some cookies for her precious son and mailed them to New York.

Lily, who received the email, called Matthew's mother to inform her that she had received the email.

After talking for a while, he hung up the phone.

At this time, Matthew came back from outside, thinking that there was no one in the apartment at this time.

So after the two looked at each other, they simply ran a marathon in the living room.

But what Lily didn't expect was that she might have not put the phone away just now, causing Matthew's mother on the other end of the phone to listen to all this.

When the two found out, the scene was very embarrassing.

"From start to finish?" Robin asked with a very strange face.

"Yes." Lily said ashamedly.

And Matthew on the side hung his head directly to the floor.

"Barney, this is embarrassing for us, we should win a lot of the story!"

Matthew suddenly thought of something. Hurriedly raised his head and said to Barney.

It seems that everyone has gone to great lengths to get Barney to tell this story.

No wonder it is said that gossip is engraved deep in the genes of human beings, as if it is innate.

"Okay, where did I go? Oh, Shannon is kissing a middle-aged man."

When Barney saw it, he looked shocked.

One is that he didn't control his emotions well, and he almost didn't fall to the ground after a few stumbles.

When Shannon saw Barney, he hurriedly stepped forward to explain to Barney.

But the latter said that his girlfriend was so much that he couldn't stand it.

In desperation, Shannon had no choice but to tell Barney the truth of the matter, and it turned out that she had hooked up with someone else a long time ago.

Because the other party has a successful career, the other party often buys some expensive gifts for himself.

That's why I don't want to go to Nicaragua with Barney.

also said that Barney simply forgot about her, and that the other was just a small episode in the lives of both parties.

It is good to forget about the rivers and lakes.

These words made Barney feel painful, could it be that his love just withered?

So in order to save this relationship, Barney specially recorded this video for his ex-girlfriend Shannon.

Trying to win back her heart, even if she had betrayed herself.

As long as she's willing to come back, it's all right.

Unfortunately, he didn't see Shannon until a week after he sent the tape.

She was joined by the middle-aged man, whom Barney recognized at a glance.

It turned out that the man was a customer of the coffee shop, and the two had a lot of small talk about women.

At that time, Barney was very young and very serious about this relationship.

And the middle-aged man is obviously a veteran of the flowers, very frivolous.

The two are obviously not on the same road.

And the two of them were very disdainful of what Barney had done, and thought it was ridiculous.

Looking at the dog man and woman in front of him, Barney finally staggered down the street, desolate for a while.

Just when he was grief-stricken, he happened to pick up a flyer for a suit store.

It says ready? Wearing a suit can change your life.

So Barney found the fastest update above, and asked the browser to type -- to the new to view

When Lily heard all this, she was very motherly and said, "Oh, my child."

In Lily's opinion, it turns out that Barney has not always been so unruly and reckless.

Behind all this, there is such a heart-wrenching story, the so-called freezing three feet is not a day's cold.

"The story isn't over yet, I've met Shannon once."

Barney said suddenly.

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