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When." Robin said without thinking.
It seems that even Robin, who has a boyish personality, was moved by Barney's story.
For a time, motherhood was in full swing.
Squeak, squeak, squeak.
Matthew suddenly turned the alarm off, and everyone was almost startled by him.
People are scary, scared to death.
"Sorry, I'm a little nervous!" Matthew said apologetically
He thought it was Robin who said "what", so he subconsciously pressed the switch in his hand.
"You have to tell us? Otherwise, it will be torture to the dead." Lily said eagerly.
"I don't know, but I think someone should say the most humiliating thing to help me remember."
Barney looked meaningfully at his best friend, Ted, who was sitting across from Barney.
"Well, I'll tell you the most humiliating thing about me. That was when I was in college, and I was playing Ultimate Frisbee..."
Ted looked at everyone's expectant eyes, and he could only sigh and say.
"Oh, less coming, Ted. You know I want to hear that story, and everybody here has the courage to tell the truth, so why can't you?" Barney suddenly interrupted Ted's speech directly, and said with a very angry face.
John, who was sitting in the corner, said that it was as if he hadn't said anything today.
In fact, he thought about it carefully in his mind, and he really didn't have anything very embarrassing to happen since he was a child.
At least not in this world.
"You're right. Victoria, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before. It wasn't that long ago that I used to like Robin. In fact, the first time we met on a date, I seemed to say "I love you" to her. I understood that she was surprised and rejected me, and I left her house. But unfortunately, there was something else that night that you all didn't know."
Ted could only obediently follow Barney's words, explaining all this to Victoria beside him.
If he wanted to continue his relationship with Victoria, Ted knew that this matter would have to be made public no matter what.
Otherwise, if Victoria learns about this from other mouths in the future, no matter how generous she is, she will inevitably leave a thorn in her heart, which will eventually affect the relationship between them.
If this thunder breaks out at this time, maybe the effect will be better.
The two have just established a relationship, and they are not so close.
In terms of timing, tonight may be the best time.
The others were surprised to hear Ted say that he and Robin had met for the first time and had a follow-up date.
Among them was Robin, the first time she had heard about it.
Could it be that there are other insider stories that are not well known?
Everyone is very curious.
So everyone listened quietly to Ted, and he said slowly.
After Ted returned from Robin's house that day, everyone could only silently accompany Ted at the bar.
I finally met a girl who was crushed, but I was rejected.
The mood can be imagined.
People who are friends can only support their friends with this kind of action.
Later, Matthew and Lily took the lead in saying goodbye, leaving only Ted, Barney, and the taxi driver of the day, Rangie.
The three of them drank until midnight, probably because of the high drink.
Ted suddenly decides to go to Robin's house again, wanting to confess to her again.
The other two weren't too busy, so they went straight to Robin's place with Ted.
But when Ted rushed to Robin's doorstep with great effort, something surprising happened.
Before Ted could knock on the door, he threw up in the dark right at Robin's door.
Barney and Rangi were dumbfounded.
The scene of chaos was unbearable to look at, and Barney and Rangie had to grease Ted on the soles of his feet as fast as they could.
"You threw up and ran away?" Lily said in disgust.
"Didn't you say you hadn't drunk and vomited in a long time, so you've been lying to me?" Matthew said with a look of disbelief.
He always thought that Ted was very awesome, and he hadn't vomited for so many years.
Now it seems that it turned out that it was all a routine.
The city routine is too deep, and I want to go back to the countryside as soon as possible.
Matthew thought silently.
"You came back to me? It's also too sweet. By the way, now you owe me a floor-wiping insole."
Robin said to Ted with a look of surprise.
She really didn't know about it, and if she knew, she would definitely make Ted pay for it.
And the relationship between the two may not be what it is now.
"I'm sorry." Ted said ashamedly.
"It's fine." Robin said it lightly.
"Victoria, I know this could be ........"
Ted explained to his girlfriend Victoria with an embarrassed expression.
"yes, it's a bit .....," Victoria said with a strange face.
Maybe she felt that the amount of information in it was a bit large, far more than she imagined.
Also, my boyfriend actually played so well with his former admirer, who must be uncomfortable with whom this was born.
If you didn't flip the table on the spot, you can be considered educated.
Try it with a grumpy person, and you might not know what will happen.
Maybe come up and give Ted a couple of big ears first.
For a while, the atmosphere on the field instantly dropped to freezing.
Everyone was silent.
"Wow, Ted, you're right. You shouldn't tell this story."
In this awkward atmosphere, Barney suddenly said with a wicked smile.
"......." Everyone was suddenly covered in black mist.
It's all Barney's fault, and Ted has to tell him the truth.
Now he is beating Ted with a rake, which makes Ted hate Barney at this time.
He was about to dismantle Banita in eight pieces.
You're a brother.
Always dismantle their own platform.
"But you won the end of my story. We're fast forward to seven years from now."
"Wait, seven years. Isn't that this year?" Matthew folded his fingers and counted, and said with a discrepancy on his face.
"Matthew, not just this year, but today."
Barney corrected Matthew's statement and said very seriously.
It turned out that after Barney ran out, he followed Lily's instructions for the fastest update and asked the browser to type - to the new to view
The owner of the destination was suddenly Barney's ex-girlfriend Shannon, and after opening the door, the two looked at each other, and for a while they had mixed feelings.
After all, the two can be regarded as having a past, and each other can be regarded as companions on their respective life paths.
Even if it's just a short distance.
"Wow, that's what happened. No wonder we can't find you anywhere." Ted said with a sudden realization.
Gu Wan looked for Barney everywhere before, for fear that he would have some accidents.
It turned out that I went to find an old lover.
"What happened next?" Lily asked with a gossip on her face.
In her opinion, there must be something else going on here, otherwise she would be too sorry for her loss tonight.
You must know that everyone has exposed their own troubles.
If it ends like this, it always feels like I'm losing a lot.
"It's nothing, it's just that Shannon told me something about her over the years. She and the man had only been dating for a while before they broke up. And a little shocking is that she is now a single mother.
Her child is seven years old and is named Marcos. It's crazy to think about it, that kid could have been mine.
But what about me now?
I've left nothing in my life except a large sum of money in my bank card, a full wardrobe of suits, and a dozen overnight spring breezes."
The more Barney spoke, the more depressed he became, as if his life was very sad.
After everyone heard this, they felt as if they were empathetic, as if Barney was radiating a holy light at this moment.
The more John sat on the side, the more strange he became, as if something was wrong.
Listening to what others have to say, you may feel a little compassionate.
But the words that came out of Barney's mouth felt a little smug inside.
Based on John's understanding of Barney, this force is definitely not what everyone thinks, and there must be an unknown side behind it.
"Hey, don't do that. I mean she chooses her way of life and you choose another way of life. But that doesn't make your life any worse!" Lily said worriedly.
At this time, she felt that the grief on Barney's face was not pretended, but a true portrayal of his heart.
Maybe Barney has become so unruly and spends all day drinking because of his past.
But when Barney heard Lily's reassurance, instead of being relieved, he laughed triumphantly:
"My life is just perfect. Money, suits, women, these are my happy tears. I might be stuck in a tiny apartment changing diapers or something, but I'm still walking in this wonderful world 24-7-365!"
Barney laughed as if he had escaped.
He even raised his head and kissed his index and middle fingers and lips to the sky, and prayed, "Thank you for sparing me, big man!"
The meaning is self-explanatory.
Then thank God that he blessed himself.
"Plus, I'm going to include some great content for free. The final side story of my story, the best of the best. It was after I talked to Shannon that we had a friendly match." Barney said proudly.
It was as if his revenge had finally been avenged.
Or maybe he finally let go of the past and finally let go.
Now you can look forward without hesitation.
After hearing this, the expressions on everyone's faces were very exciting.
John thought to himself that this was indeed the case, as he expected.
If Barney transforms, it will be the eighth wonder of the world.
The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change, this is not nonsense.
As a man, everyone naturally smiled tacitly.
As a girl, the feelings in my heart are naturally mixed and mixed.
Naturally, they may be more emotional than men.
"No, I don't believe it!"
"Yes. That's it."
"It's not true." Lily, who was very emotional, said directly.
She didn't believe what Barney said, and she didn't want to believe all that Barney said.
Otherwise, wouldn't it be even more shameful for me to almost be moved to tears before.
"It just happened." Barney said as if he had slapped Lily hard.
He almost didn't swear by his conscience, and even now his conscience didn't save much.
"I'm sorry, I don't believe it. You're just trying to hide the truth, you do have a moment of doubt about yourself and..."
Lily looked incredulous, saying that she didn't agree with Barney's statement.
John was also thoughtful when he heard this, and when Barney said that, there was indeed an unbelievable glint in his eyes.
Maybe what Lily said makes sense, Barney is not one of those antisocial personalities who has no emotions, and naturally he also has his own emotions such as good, evil, joy, anger, etc.
But Barney's next move completely shattered the thoughts of John and Lily.
It turned out that Barney, after hearing that Lily didn't believe everything he said, simply came up with the most favorable evidence.
Barney took out his phone from his jacket pocket and clicked the play video button.
In the picture, there are some scenes that are inappropriate for children, eighteen forbidden, and indescribable.
"This camera is pretty high-definition, isn't it?" Barney also commented with amusement.
The others looked curiously at the screen on Barney's phone.
John was speechless for a while, how could he feel that he was a normal person among the people present.
Don't you feel embarrassed to see this?
Also, you people who haven't seen a mobile phone in the future, otherwise you wouldn't be so fussed.
In the future, smartphones will squeeze out most of the market share of digital cameras to a certain extent, and even have a profound impact on the market of SLR cameras.
Even the video camera has been deeply affected by it, and many short films are shot with smartphones.
"Yo, it's disgusting. Take it away." Lily pushed Barney's phone away with a look of disgust, and said angrily.
Now there is finally a normal person.
It seems that I am still not used to the life of this country.
John sighed inwardly at the thought of this.
"Hey, hey," Barney smirked and smugly as he took back his phone.
After all this, everyone has become numb tonight.
It is estimated that even if there are some aliens in New York now, it will not be surprising if there are aliens attacking the planet.
The nerves of the group are almost exhausted.
This plot reversal is really .......
"Ladies and gentlemen.... Ted. It was a wonderful night and I heard a lot of wonderful stories.
I asked Ted to finally say that.
The most important thing is that I ....... Shannon, and she told me to call her tomorrow but you know.
yes, that's great.
I also found out how great my life really is, it's just perfect."
Barney happily talks about his harvest tonight and how nourishing his life is.
All of you here are .......
After saying a big chase, he patted his ass and turned to leave the bar.
Everyone stared at each other with a wry smile on their faces.
"I don't think tonight's winner needs to be discussed, it's Barney."
Matthew spread his hands and said with surprise on his face.
「......」
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