The Internet writer was crackling, the mobile phone vibrated a little, the screen flashed, and a voice came out, very decadent: "Hurry up, today we must cut down all the peach trees and dig out the stumps." ”

Made, what do you mean, the phone is connected? I can connect without pressing the answer button? Zhu Liang shook his head, this phone is too broken, the interface of the charger needs to press the heavy object to charge the phone, and the paint is also more worn, purely into the age of an elderly machine. When the phone is fully charged, it will automatically turn off due to a lack of power within a day.

However, the man on the other side of the mobile phone spoke so funny, is he actually a contractor who overthrew Pan Taoyuan?

Cool smiled, the hands on the keyboard did not pause, and continued to snap!

"Taibai Shangxian, we are only thirty-six yellow turban wrestlers, and there are three thousand six hundred peach trees, so we can't finish this work today." A gruff voice grumbled.

"Yes, Taibai Shangxian, we should be able to pick all the peaches in the morning and bury them in the soil, take a break for an hour at noon, and have an afternoon left, no matter how hard we try, we can't cut down 3,600 trees" Another voice said very dissatisfied, "Moreover, the giant spirit god refuses to lend us the axe!"

"Taibai Shangxian, unless you call the peach fairies to pick the peaches. Another voice grinned, and when he heard it, it was color-color-, "Men and women are matched, and they don't get tired of working." Fairies picking peaches, wrestlers cutting trees, what a beautiful picture!"

A group of vulgar men immediately coaxed, and strongly demanded that Tai Bai Xing arrange a hundred peach fairies to pick peaches, and they were responsible for digging pits to bury peaches, cutting trees and digging stumps, and finally bulldozing the peach orchard. As long as Tai Bai Xing arranges to come to the peach fairies, they promise to work overtime at night to bulldoze the entire peach orchard.

The crackling sound stopped, and listening to the group of happy teasers on the phone, I felt that these people had too much sense of humor. Made, it can't be the city management to heaven, right? Could it be that the heavenly court is also forcibly demolished? The more he thought about it, the more interesting it became, he picked up his mobile phone, and wanted to chat with these teasers, but before he spoke, he couldn't hold back and laughed.

All the voices on the phone were silent, as if frightened.

Zhu Liang covered his mouth and held back a laugh. Life is as lonely as snow, and it is rare to meet a group of chatters with black humor.

After a while, a man's voice was cautious: "Brothers, Taibai Shangxian, I seem to have heard a strange voice just now. ”

After a while, it was another guy's cautious voice: "I heard it too, it seems to be a pounce." ”

After a long silence, someone whispered, "I heard it too, and the voice sounded close to my ear." ”

The voice rang close to my ear, too, like laughter. ”

"It's laughter, it's right in my ears, it's weird. ”

"It can't be a monkey's teasing!"

"Absolutely impossible, the monkey can't move the golden hoop now, the somersault cloud can't move, I saw with my own eyes that he could only lie on the cloud and fly. ”

"That monkey, have nothing to do, Huaguo Mountain Fairy Fruit Fairy Water Fairy Fairy Fairy Monkey Elixir, eat too much, and grow fat. ”

"Yes, the last time the Jade Emperor had a meeting, all the gods came, I was on duty at Nantianmen, I saw a fairy flying, at first I thought it was a barefoot immortal who came, who knew that it was the monkey when I got closer. Damn, he's fatter than a barefoot immortal. ”

Liang covered her mouth vigorously to prevent herself from laughing out loud.

These teasers, all of them are superb!

Zhu Liang can no longer code words, afraid that he will interrupt the conversation of this gang of teasers again, it seems that these teasing people are communicating on video, maybe one of the teasing phones forgot to turn off, and turned on the hands-free function.

Being able to inadvertently string into this group of superb funny conversations is definitely more difficult than winning the ** lottery.

Zhu Liang lifted Erlang's legs, gently closed the laptop, connected the phone to the charger, and pressed the charger interface with a heavy object to ensure that the phone was connected to the power. His rotten mobile phone, it will automatically shut down if it is not used for a day, and in use, the power consumed is stronger, and if one is not careful, the power is exhausted, and it will automatically shut down, and this once-in-a-century 'happy comedian' voice live broadcast will be over.

And this is something that Liang Liang absolutely cannot forgive himself.

After a while, the voices of many girls chattering came from the phone, and the Tai Bai Xing really found a large group of fairies. As soon as the fairy arrived, the wrestlers suddenly forgot all the weird smiles that suddenly sounded in their ears just now, and all kinds of flirting voices came out.

"Oh, you can't go over there, Stinklux, there's a tree over there, why are you crowding in with me?"

"Hey, you all get out of the way, we don't want you to help pick peaches, get out of the way." ”

"Taibai Shangxian, stinky Qimen Lux touches me-fart-stock. ”

"Hey, Peach Fairy, don't spew blood. ”

Syllable!

A resounding slap in the face.

Then there was a burst of unbridled laughter. Tai Bai Xing's voice persuaded in the east and in the west, he was the most competent teaser, and every good word he persuaded made Liang Liang cover his mouth hard so that he would not laugh.

It's so funny!

"Hey, if you do this again, I'm going to shout!" and the voice of the peach fairy was so loud that it bubbled again.

The cool tongue sticks out of his lips and slowly licks it on his lips. It looks like those best comics are really with a group of beautiful women.

Beauty, I want too!

A green glow came out of the imaginative eyes!

This sound live broadcast is the most powerful of all the entertainment programs that Liang has heard and watched, and there is no one. In terms of nonsensical comedy effect, Lu Liang believes that it has surpassed the originator Mr. Stephen Chow.

A large group of superb men and women, together with what is teasing and cooperating, performed vividly, so that the cool listen!

Zhu Liang listened with great interest, and enjoyed it very much. The happier the group of people on the other side of the phone, the happier the chiller they were.

"Taibai Shangxian, the peaches have been piled up, and they can be dug and buried. "It's the voice of the peach fairy.

"Okay, Qimen Lux, Dunjia Lux, you two come here, and be responsible for digging a pit and burying the peach. The voice playing Tai Bai Xing said.

The two wrestlers walked over very reluctantly, muttering all the way, putting their ears to their phones, and didn't hear what the two guys were muttering clearly.

Take aim at!

A kitten's meow came from the phone.

"Ah, the three-eyed cat, it's so badly injured. Peach Fairy's voice, "Little one, you're fighting with the Howling Dogs again?" Oh my God, both legs are broken, ears are bitten, wow, there are so many teeth marks on your body. The Howling Dog is so hateful!"

"Peach fairy, pick the red peach for the three-eyed cat to eat, but can only help it recover and stop bleeding, the current peach, the fruit tree mutation, the aura and spiritual power are gone, and there is no longer the elixir that can be brought back to life by eating a peach, which is also the reason why the queen mother is determined to bulldoze the peach orchard. Tai Bai Xing sighed leisurely.

"Peach Fairy, if you want to save the life of the three-eyed cat, go to the Jade Emperor and ask for a heart-rending fruit. Qimen Lux laughed.

"Peach Fairy, I don't think this three-eyed cat can be saved at all, let me bury it with the peach!" was the laughing voice of Dunjia Lux. Then, there was the exclamation of the peach fairy, the mournful cry of a cat, the sound of a shovel burying the cat and the peach, and the miserable scream of the cat struggling to escape from the pit.

Zhu Liang heard the exclamation of the peach fairy and the scream of the little kitten, the sound was too realistic, immersive, Lu Liang forgot that this was listening to a farce of teasing fun, his good heart and intestinal disease of the good person card, and couldn't help shouting: "Dunjia Lux Shi, give me the peach and the three-eyed cat, don't bury them." ”