Chapter 603: The Most Unremarkable Fool
Of course, Kevin was not just touching the fish, but part of the plan, which was mainly to check what was going on with the fish.
Fish are common fish species in the vicinity, ranging in size from the size of a small arm to the size of a palm. Kevin touched a few of them, but didn't notice anything unusual. If you swallow the belly of the fish with a space ring, it is impossible to have every one, otherwise this amount is inevitably too large, and only the middle few may be in stock.
But observing the others, it seems that no one deliberately picks out certain fish to be packed separately, and everyone catches fish and loads them at will. I'm afraid it's up to the recipient to find out by himself, it's not very difficult, just kill all the fish. But Kevin couldn't help but wonder, if something goes wrong with their mode of transportation, who will be responsible?
Smuggling with schools of fish, by contracting a certain leader to catch a fish, and then letting them swim on their own, is indeed very difficult to detect by customs. But if I encounter a carnivorous fish in the middle and a certain fish is swallowed in one bite, what should I do? Is it considered force majeure and a loss of money for transportation? If I don't accompany it, can I still sue for this smuggled thing?
Of course, the probability of a school of hundreds of fish being eaten by a certain cargo fish is still relatively small, but this does not prevent the guards of the dock gang from stealing themselves, right?
But on second thought, the wharf itself is a huge oil and water industry, both official and secret. It is simply impossible for just fifty or so idiot workers to control this smuggling terminal. Thinking about it this way, this so-called dock gang is just a branch of a larger gang.
"Hey, what are you doing, you've pinched the fish to death!" the foreman looked at Kevin, finally unable to take it anymore.
Kevin just casually said, "Oh, the fish is so slippery." ”
Kevin wants to check if there is a space ring inside, so naturally he has to pinch it hard to feel if there is any foreign object inside. With Kevin's orange fighting hand now, it is naturally not a problem, but the fish he touched are all dead.
"Don't touch the fish, go and move the boxes. The foreman scolded.
"Okay. Kevin didn't object, mainly because there were too many fish here, and he really had to pinch them one by one, which was not realistic, and he had to think of other ways.
The night passed like this, and it was not until dawn that the fish were loaded and cleaned. When the workers were done, they went their separate ways, and it seemed that their habit was to go to work at night and sleep during the day.
More than a dozen large wooden boxes are neatly stacked in the warehouse, and the warehouse also has freezing equipment. The warehouse looked like it was well defended, with thick walls, large iron gates and large iron cables, but it was not standing guard. On the contrary, when I entered that dance hall yesterday, there were people standing guard.
Kevin felt strange and asked directly, "Is there no one standing guard here?"
The foreman replied impatiently: "Why do you have so many questions?"
Kevin smiled and immediately began to repeat: "No, is there really no standing guard here? Is there really no standing guard? Is there really no standing guard......
The foreman couldn't bear it anymore and could only reply: "No!"
"Oh," Kevin asked, suddenly, "why not." ”
The foreman was even more impatient: "There is no why! You remember, don't ask what you shouldn't ask." ”
"Oh," Kevin asked, suddenly, again, "and what question should I not ask?"
"That's not what you should ask!" the foreman had raised his voice.
"You mean, 'What questions should I not ask?' I shouldn't ask, so if I don't ask 'what questions I shouldn't ask?' how do I know if I should ask my questions?" Kevin replied with a smile.
Foreman: "......"
"Hahaha, just kidding. Kevin patted the foreman on the shoulder and turned to leave. The foreman looked at Kevin's back with surprise in his eyes, as if he had never seen such a person.
Back at the hotel, Kevin pulled out the slime and reported the situation to the rear. And I hope that the domestic investigation will find out what is generally smuggled in this line, who are the buyers and sellers, and so on.
China immediately said that it was under investigation, please wait for news, but also frankly admitted that there is still too little information at present. This kind of foreign gang is not so easy to check, or it will be easier to start with Kevin.
Kevin didn't shirk either, letting the parrot stare at the dock while he got some sleep first, after all, he had worked all night last night. Sleeping until noon, the parrot suddenly reported through a contract: "Three carts have come, and all the fish you caught yesterday have been loaded." ”
Kevin woke up and immediately ordered, "Keep up!" and see where they go. ”
"No, they have parrots too," replied the parrot, "and have noticed me, and let me go a little further away to sell yellow pictures......
Kevin thought for a moment, "Do you know their parrots?"
"No," replied the parrot, "most of them were dissatisfied with the situation in the country, and flew here." ”
Kevin thought for a moment and made a bold note, "Can you join them?"
"This ......," the parrot hesitated, "I'll try it!"
Kevin sat up from his bed and waited for news from the parrot. When I think back to the past, I suddenly feel that this strategy is not suitable and too dangerous for parrots. But if the order is withdrawn, it is not very willing.
"They're going to be interviewed," the parrot returned, "and what a test." ”
"What do you mean?" Kevin stopped commanding, leaving him to call his own shots.
"I listen to you. The parrot kicked the ball back again.
Kevin was helpless, thought about it and asked, "When is the interview?"
"They told me to go to a fishing boat in the middle of the sea tomorrow for an interview, and at one o'clock in the afternoon, I didn't have to bring anything, I just went there myself. The parrot replied, "I have already agreed, of course I can not go when the time comes." ”
"I see, there's still time, think about it first," Kevin responded, "I'm trying to get this dock gang done tonight, and it's good to have more information." ”
"Is this all right?, by force?" the parrot curious.
"Force is the last option, and it's not there yet. Kevin replied confidently.
After noon, the sun began to gradually set in the west, and the workers on the docks began to gradually return. They were still sitting on the embankment in rows, just like they had been yesterday, each boasting about something, and Kevin couldn't understand it.
The boss still didn't show up, spending time drinking in the small building in the distance, there were still people standing guard at the door, and Kevin didn't dare to go in and disturb him. And the foreman didn't know where to go, and without the foreman Kevin didn't even have a translator, he seemed particularly passive.
"Hey!" Kevin didn't care if they could understand or not, and spoke directly in Imperial Chinese, "Come, do you want to learn how to stand on the water?"
Everyone didn't understand, and they all looked at Kevin blankly. Kevin didn't talk nonsense either, just like yesterday, took two steps and stood directly in the water. But today is no better than yesterday, yesterday was a calm reservoir, and today Kevin stood directly in the sea.
Although the wind and waves are calm today, no matter how calm the wind and waves in the sea are, there are ups and downs, and Kevin is also up and down with the waves, extremely chic. All the workers stood up, their faces excited, but they didn't know what he was talking about.
"Come on, try it with me. Kevin kept encouraging them with words, regardless of whether they understood it or not.
"How, how?" A few workers really knew two sentences of imperial Chinese, although they stuttered very much.
"Think this, think like this, be light, be very light, be very light......," Kevin demonstrated, using as simple words as possible.
The workers were interested, many of them stretched out one foot on the water, and some were very serious, with their eyes closed and distracted. Some are very skinny, pushing each other and joking, and the whole pier is lively and cheerful.
"What are you doing?" a roar was heard in the distance, and the foreman finally returned. But when he saw Kevin standing on the sea, he couldn't help but be stunned.
Kevin slowly walked back to the shore from the sea, and the workers desperately lowered their heads to observe Kevin's feet, but at this time, in the dark night, where could they see clearly. "Foreman, you're here. I'm teaching them how to stand on the surface of the water while they're not paying attention. ”
The foreman was immediately interested: "Can this also be taught? ”
"Come on, let's ...... like this first," Kevin began to "teach" by hand. Of course, in fact, this is actually Kevin's plastic spell, with plastic blocks on the soles of his feet, not to mention floating on the water, even if he is flying.
Ten minutes, twenty minutes...... Most of the workers had lost their patience and sat back on the embankment, chatting with each other. Only the foreman and a few workers persisted, not because of their perseverance, but because Kevin gave them some illusions, and he occasionally put plastic blocks on the soles of their feet to make them feel the force on the soles of their feet, as if they really could stand on the water, but they never succeeded.
"You must not be impetuous, don't be impetuous, and take advantage of the water not to pay attention," Kevin brought out a bunch of strange theories, "what is in mind is to be sneaky, sneaky to stand." ”
Suddenly, a worker's figure shook and he actually stood on the water, and for a while everyone was watching, and he was also excited. But in just a second, he fell into the water with a pop and went ashore in embarrassment, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
"What the hell!" the migrant workers who climbed ashore were in an irritable mood, and slapped the water with their hands angrily, splashing huge splashes.
Kevin hurriedly made a frightened gesture: "What are you doing?"
"What's wrong?" the foreman hurriedly helped translate.
"Why did he draw water? He fetched water, and the water will take revenge on us!" Kevin was still horrified.
The foreman looked shocked, but he still translated for him, and everyone was shocked.
"How is that possible?" many people couldn't believe it, this was not in line with common sense after all, but ......
"Of course it's fine, you're in a special situation," Kevin explained, "we're playing a game with water right now, do you think the water really can't notice you? You've been here for so long, you've been trying for so long, you've noticed you a long time ago." But water is very kind, and there is no kinder thing in the world than water. So it's happy to play with you, and now you're hitting it, can it not get angry?"
Everyone was stunned, and it sounded very reasonable.
"Well, we didn't fetch water, are we okay?" the foreman began to get nervous.
"It's useless, none of us here can escape," Kevin sighed, "because the water is face blind." ”
Everyone: "......"
"Then, how will the water take revenge on us?" everyone couldn't help but get nervous.
"It's going to ......," Kevin said halfway through. Suddenly, there was a big splash in the sea, and with a loud bang, a big tiger jumped out of the water, looking up to the sky and howling: "Woo!"
Everyone was stunned, the visual impact of the beast was too great. Only Kevin was shouting, "Run, it's the water that summons it!"
Everyone woke up like a dream, turned their heads and ran wildly. But the speed of the tiger is so swift, as if it is stepping on the water and rushing towards it, and with a single vertical leap, it pounces on a worker. Fortunately, however, the tiger was still wearing shoes, and although it pounced, at least it did not scratch him, and he had already fainted.
"Drag it away. Kevin ordered by deed. When the tiger understood, he immediately grabbed the man's belt and ran into the sea. Although this tiger is usually cute, he can learn to swim and dive, and he is also comfortable with a comatose person in his mouth at this time.
After a long time, the workers returned to their places trembling, and they all nervously asked Kevin, "How is he?" and "Is the revenge of the water over?"
Kevin shook his head: "Water's revenge is not over, but you remember, from now on, you must listen to me." I'll help you calm the wrath of the water, or you'll be eaten by the tiger!"
Everyone, including the foreman, nodded frantically, where there were any objections.
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