Chapter 604: Parrot God Research Society

Bullying some fools doesn't bring Kevin much joy, let alone a sense of accomplishment. However, as a pure foreigner, it is necessary to come here to make trouble if you are not familiar with the place, and it is also necessary to get a forward base. Kevin can also hide behind the scenes to a certain extent, and everything that happens in the future can be done by the dock gang, and climb up step by step depending on the situation.

First of all, Kevin agreed with them that he couldn't tell them that "water will take revenge". Kevin said a lot of reasons, such as that no one outside would believe it, such as people outside deliberately alienating you, or even sending you away on purpose, etc. Anyway, scare them first and don't let this ridiculous theory spread.

These workers and foremen in front of them are really nervous, they may not have seen a real tiger in their lives, it is good not to be able to pee their pants at this time, if they can still think calmly and see through Kevin's deception, then they will not be low-level gangsters.

Kevin also observed them, and if he wanted to make a comparison, the level of ignorance of these workers in front of him might not be much different from the civilians on the kobold's side at the beginning. The reason why the kobold are ignorant is caused by the war environment, if you pick among them, you can pick out a few excellent seedlings, but these people in front of you are not.

These people are people who really have no ambitions, get by, and have no other ability than a little strength. belongs to the most incompetent people who are still eliminated under the prosperous age. Consolidated by a gang boss, he carried things on the docks. Moreover, the boss himself eats and drinks spicy food in the building, and the workers eat and sleep in the open, so it doesn't look like a gang that pays more attention to righteousness.

"You remember, although the water is face blind, at least we know the number of people, at least we know the gender, and if we don't want to die, we can only find someone to die for us. Kevin spoke earnestly.

"Ah, this ......" Everyone was surprised and at a loss.

"Around this time tomorrow, the water will die again, maybe a tiger, or something else. Until then, we must find some men to stand on this embankment and die for us. Kevin repeated.

"So, who are we looking for?" asked the foreman.

"It's best to find someone who is more like us, you must be specific, and I don't know anyone here. Kevin pushed the problem back to them.

So for the rest of the day, the foreman and the workers were arguing fiercely, almost all night, and Kevin didn't understand what they were arguing about, so he left on time at dawn and went back to the hotel to catch up on sleep.

Sleeping until noon and getting up, the parrot has already come over through the contract message: "Ready for the interview." ”

Kevin replied while washing, "You take a look around, I'll come over right away." ”

"The interview took place on a small boat on the sea, a few kilometers away from the shore, surrounded by water, without shelter, how did you get here?" asked the parrot.

"It's okay, I can dive here. Kevin replied confidently.

"Alright then, there's still an hour left before the appointed time, so hurry up. There were already a few parrots here, and I talked to them a bit, and they were all here for an interview. ”

"You also have to be careful when you talk, you can't rule out the possibility that they are all trusted. Kevin replied.

"I understand. ”

"Don't worry, as soon as I get nearby, I can tell you some general information through mental emotional judgment. In addition, you can also transfer spiritual power to you through a contract, so that your spell power can be multiplied. By the way, what spells do you know?

"I don't know anything," replied the parrot calmly, "I'm an artist, and I'm good at drawing, singing, and dancing." ”

Kevin: "......"

"I think very clearly, how strong can the parrot's combat effectiveness be if it is retrained? Or artistic creation is more suitable for me, I have copied half of the 30,000 yellow pictures at home. It's a pity that the parrot's beak and claws are not very convenient, and I desperately want to have a drawing tool suitable for the parrot. ”

"Forehead......" Kevin thought for a moment, but still gave comfort, "Don't worry, there will be." With so many parrots, there must be a demand, and this thing will soon be invented. ”

After a moment of silence, the parrot replied again: "I chatted with a few parrots on the side, and they didn't say their numbers, only their current code names, and I don't know if it's true or not." Judging from the coat color, both of them are full of yellow advertisements, but they are a little more vulgar than mine. One is raw, without any dyed hair, but the paws are all green. One was dyed pure white and had a golden ring around its neck. There is also a building advertisement painted on it, which seems to be a ...... for real estate sales"

"They all seem to be very dissatisfied with human society and complain. What shall I say?" asked the parrot.

"Talk less, talk more wrong. But the basic attitude should be expressed and be in line with them," Kevin replied, "I'll be right over." ”

While replying, he had already come to the shore at a rapid pace, and according to the direction that the parrot said, he could only see a faint black shadow in the distance. Looking left and right, there was no one around, Kevin immediately used a plastic spell, a huge roller had been formed, and then raised his hand to release two magic shields, one at each end and one at the end.

A simple telescope has been formed, in fact, from the point of view of optical principles, the drum is not even needed, but it is easy to fix and adjust, and it is still very useful. The magic shields are all convex lenses, and the double convex lenses are used as telescopes, and the picture will be turned upside down, but if you look at it upside down, it's not a big deal. And its mirror surface is huge, and the field of vision is also wider.

"You fly a figure 8, I'll confirm it again. "Kevin pact correspondence past.

Over there, a parrot covered in yellow suddenly took off, and under the observation of the telescope, Kevin couldn't help but be stunned. With the instigation of the wings, the body turned, and the pattern on the body seemed to be alive, as if making a few movements, elegant and exquisite, and there was no vulgar and obscene feeling at all.

"It's really artistic. Kevin had to compliment.

"Did you just find out?" the parrot was a little dissatisfied, but quickly gushed about his own ideas, "Actually, the parrot's perspective is different from your people's perspective. We parrots don't feel any impulses that you feel, and we can observe them in a more rational way. Pay attention to its overall harmony, better composition......"

"Okay, okay, we'll talk later. Kevin had to interrupt.

Putting away the binoculars, the plastic spell was shaped again, and a moment later it had turned into a giant shell fish. Drill straight into the shellfish, then dive into the water and swim in the direction of the parrot.

This is the first time Kevin has dived this type, and this plastic is not transparent and is white throughout. At this time, Kevin was in the middle of it, and he couldn't see anything, and it was too troublesome to rely on the parrot to point the way above. Immediately, the spell changes, remove the entire head of the fish, and then plug it with a magic shield.

The magic shield is transparent, which can be used as a viewing window, and the concave and convex ratio of the magic shield can also be manually adjusted. However, it is difficult to fit perfectly between the magic shield and the plastic fish body, and no matter how hard Kevin tries to adjust it, water will seep in. But anyway, it's just temporary, and the seepage is seeping.

"It's terrible, you don't have a head as a fish, you dive deeper, I can see it clearly in the sky. "There was a parrot's warning in the contract.

Kevin immediately took out the iron block from the space ring and sank in an instant, resulting in even more water seepage...... But Kevin's mind is active, and he changes the plastic structure slightly, directing all the oozing water into one place, plus a plastic shell to cover it, and then the outer layer of the fish opens a hole, and the small shell on the inner side presses hard, and the water is pressed out of the body. As a fish, you still have the ability to drain excess water.

After a little twists and turns, Kevin finally got to the bottom of the boat. Then slowly ascend, stretching out two plastic paws to grab the bottom of the boat. The boat is very ordinary, that is, a common small fishing boat, one

Another airpipe sticks out of the water. There was even the sound of parrots talking to each other in the pipes, which saved a lot of effort.

“...... An ordinary low-level garbage also looks down on me? I can pay him ten years for buying a house, and he still looks down on me?" above, the parrots are still indignant.

"By the way, what about the interviewers? Why haven't you come yet?"

"It's coming!" someone shouted. When the birds turned their heads, they saw a large squid swimming quickly on the surface of the water, and three parrots stood on the squid's head. There are two suspected guards on both sides, with long sharp blades and iron hooks on their mouths. The one in the middle should be the leader, dressed gorgeously, colorful, and fluffy overall, looking imposing.

Seeing the squid approaching, the three parrots jumped, and the sound of the three inciting wings was also extraordinarily loud. Below, Kevin also felt his mental condition for the first time. I have to admit that these three are indeed in a state where the top looks down on the lower.

"It's a pleasure to be here today," the leader began, "and though you may already know a little, I'll introduce myself. We are the Parrot God Research Society, I am the president, you can call me the Overlord Bird!"

Everyone: ......Although the parrot that calls itself the overlord bird is as serious as possible, the parrot's voice makes it difficult to express domineering or deep feelings, and the result is a bit nondescript. Even the parrots present couldn't stand it......

"That ......," replied the parrot, "I'm just looking for an organization where we can talk and have fun when it's okay." Yes...... Don't be so serious?"

The overlord bird raised one of its wings to signal its quietness, and then said, "Our parrot god research society is essentially a mystical study. We are not a casual organization, we have big goals, great wills, and far-reaching ambitions. What I'm going to study is - where do parrots come from?"

"Gree......" replied another green-pawed parrot, "aren't we all cultivated by Lou Baole Nation?"

"Yes? Does everyone think that's the case? I don't think so, I think there's a terrifying conspiracy here!" After the overlord bird finished speaking, he also quacked and sneered a few times, "If you want to ask where the parrot came from, first ask where the people came from!

"Creationism and evolution are just hypotheses. People have all kinds of doubts about where we come from, and we, as parrots, wonder what's wrong? Are we really out of the lab? Are you really sure? Humans have hallucinations, they have hypnosis, are you sure that what you call laboratory memories is your own memory?"

Birds: "......"

"Taking a step back, even if we did come out of the lab, where did we get in? Or somewhere to find a certain group of people who are enlightened themselves, and then catch them all, pull them to the laboratory, and then say that it is the result of their own research. ”

"If it is the latter, then the meanness and shamelessness of humanity will not be forgiven. And we still treat them as benefactors, and thank them for enlightening us, which is really ridiculous. Fly around and look at the ugly humans on the earth, deceitful, jealous, greedy, and calculating. We have every reason to believe that the whole Kaizhi is a shocking scam. We are originally an intelligent race handed down from ancient times, just like the Minotaurs, Kobolds, and so on. ”

"Look at the ancient religious portraits, those people with wings and were called angels. But now people don't have wings, so where are the wings? The wings are on us!"

"We can boldly speculate that in the ancient wars of gods and demons, in the end, the angels were divided, their bodies and wings were split, and finally they each gained consciousness and became humans and parrots. After finishing speaking, the overlord bird looked into the distance.

"Wait," said the parrot again, "then why are the wings so small? According to the angels' wings, they are more than ours." ”

"Hmph, do you know the proportions? Human portraits are all based on people, that's why they are so big. Maybe the angels of thousands of years ago, the same size as us, are too big for people today. Why don't you ask, why are people so big?" the overlord bird retorted with a sneer.

"But ......," the parrot asked again, "there are a lot of wings, why are we parrots?"

"Who else is wise but a parrot?" retorted the overlord bird.

"Uh...... I remember in the lab, crows also had ......," the parrot continued.

"I think you just want to be a human lackey!" the overlord bird was immediately furious, "Blasting me away!"

"Wait!" said the 30,000 parrots suddenly, "I don't think the point is what the truth is. It's what works for what!"

All the birds were stunned, only the overlord bird nodded again and again. The 30,000 parrot continued: "Maybe we really came out of the laboratory, maybe it was handed down from antiquity, but it doesn't matter. The important thing is that this 'truth', which has been handed down from ancient times, is useful to us. Isn't it?"

"Ahem, you can't say that," the Overlord Bird laughed dryly, "We also want to find out the truth." Ahem, that ...... You seem to hate humans?"

The thirty thousand parrots fell silent, seemingly disdainful of answering the question.

"An organization that simply hates humanity, meaningless. The parrot shook his head, "I'm leaving." ”

"Are you still leaving?" the overlord bird snorted coldly, and the two guard birds around it suddenly pounced.