102. Joke

At the instigation of Hu Lili, Xu Xinyu continued to send WeChat:

"How much?"

“2000”

"It's too expensive."

"The first time I don't bargain."

The other party replied, "How can there be no bargaining in business, cheaper." ”

"It's already cheap."

"The price is too high."

Xu Xinyu looked at her best friend, what's the matter?

Hu Lili frowned, took the mobile phone, and sent it out for her:

"My regular customers are 2,000, and they can't be lower."

"It's a bit expensive, I'm still a student."

"Students? University student? ”

"High school students."

Seeing Guan Huang's reply, Xu Xinyu couldn't help laughing, she wasn't as angry as before, and she could see that Guan Huang might be casually teasing people, not necessarily that meaning.

Knocking on the phone, replying,

"Brother, if it doesn't work, I'll introduce you to a cheap one."

Guan Huang: "Don't, I just like you." ”

"Brother, this price is really not high."

Guan Huang: "I get a discount on the high-speed rail, sister, how much cheaper?" ”

This mouth is sweet.

Xu Xinyu thought, whether it was true or not, Guan Huang couldn't run away from this sullen squeam, and replied,

"You still came out in high school to look for it?"

"It's really high school, do you want to see my student ID?"

"I'll see."

Guan Huang didn't know where to find a picture and send it over, Xu Xinyu was not angry, and began to continue chatting:

"Is that you? He doesn't look like a student. ”

"Really."

"Don't be funny, my sister is busy."

Guan Huang: "Don't, sister, my hometown is in the village, and I can't earn a few dollars a year, I really want to experience it, so you should do good." ”

"Okay, okay, 1800, I'm serving you."

Xu Xinyu fully devoted herself to the role and began to soar her acting skills.

Guan Huang: "Sister, you can give a little more discount, I really want to come once." ”

“?”

"Really, sister, you don't know that I'm not easy."

"You told me that life is not easy?"

"Sister, I've suffered a lot since I was a child, and this time I've accumulated a year's savings, really, get a discount."

Xu Xinyu: "Okay, okay, 1500, it's time to accumulate virtue." ”

Guan Huang: "Sister, can you wipe a 1." ”

"What?"

"500 is okay?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Sister, in fact, you don't suffer."

"Don't suffer?"

"I look good, almost the same as Wu Yifan, you just have to relax yourself."

Xu Xinyu frowned, "Send a photo to see." ”

Guan Huang sent a network map, and he knew it was fake at a glance, but he couldn't say anything, so as not to reveal his identity.

"You are blind to me, isn't this Wu Yifan?"

"It's wrong, it's me."

Xu Xinyu endured it and replied:

"A thousand, nothing less."

"Thank you, sister, since it's already discounted, give a little discount."

"You buy vegetables in the vegetable market, at this price, love will not come."

"Sister, it's a bit expensive."

"Fuck off."

"Hey, who will pay for the opening of the house?"

"What do you say?"

Guan Huang: "That's not good, one and a half, right?" ”

"Get out."

"Sister, why are you scolding?"

"Fuck off."

"Sister, my friend said you can do five hundred."

Xu Xinyu suddenly understood, "Call your friend over to confront him." ”

The message didn't go out.

Try again and get rejected.

Xu Xinyu suddenly understood that she had been blocked.

However, her mood improved.

Recovering from low tide.

Although Guan Huang is not as serious as he usually becomes, he is not a scumbag.

It should be a relatively skinny personality, and anyone dares to tease.

In general, it should be said that it can be scored 60 points.

If you knew that he had such a character at first, you would definitely be unhappy.

However, the misunderstanding was resolved, Guan Huang is not a scumbag, and this small shortcoming seems to be tolerable.

"Did Guan Guan guess who we were and deliberately teasing us?"

Seeing this, Hu Lili couldn't help but ask.

Xu Xinyu naturally had no answer.

"However, in this way, poor mouth is not a big problem, it may be that we are liars, I heard that some people have recently received a call from a liar, and they can talk for an hour or two, and in the end, the liar hangs up the phone himself", Hu Lili said casually.

"Is there such a boring person?"

"It's not, but now you can rest assured, Guan Guanren is still good, and they can withstand the temptation."

Xu Xinyu pursed her lips, "Let's talk about it." ”

At most, the death penalty will be changed from an immediate execution to a two-year reprieve.

Hu Lili secretly stuck out her tongue, she didn't expect that she almost broke a big thing, she didn't dare to mix this kind of thing anymore.

Guan Huang, who escaped death, didn't know that he had just escaped a catastrophe, and molesting a woman who had lost his footing was nothing in his opinion, so he didn't take it to heart.

Recently, many people in the group have called on him to continue to gather wool, although Guan Huang has a lot of ways, it is inconvenient to disclose it publicly.

After all, if you collect a consulting fee, you can no longer use it for profit.

There are opportunities, but the time has not yet come.

There are some opportunities that are inconvenient to disclose.

And the most suitable thing is to lead everyone to negotiate with the financial platform and earn a little fee.

After all, the cost of customer acquisition is getting higher and higher, and the proportion of advertising expenses is getting heavier and heavier, and Guan Huang is a real performance, and it is very easy for everyone (Guan Huang and managers) to go through this channel.

There are even platforms that take the initiative to find Guan Huang and want to borrow troops to improve their performance.

After all, for many companies, business is not important.

As long as it can blow!

Find an outlet, burn money, make performance, go public, cash out and leave.

There is a way to make money, which is to eat three fish with one fish.

First go public and divide the money from financing, which is a meal;

and then through inflated transactions, pulling up stocks, using pledged stocks and other ways to cash out, this is a second eat;

In the end, a huge thunder broke out and the company shell was sold, which is three eats.

Nowadays, online lending is booming, and it seems to be another track.

Doing business is too hard, and all you earn is hard-earned money.

It's better to operate the concept first and cut leeks.

Of course, the concept of air blowing, leeks don't believe it, without a certain performance support, it can't go far.

At this time, someone found Guan Huang and conspired with him.

First brush out tens of millions of daily water, and then begin to imagine the company's tomorrow.

Performance-Financing-Performance-Financing

……

Of course, not everyone wants to be air-to-air, and there are also some platforms that deliberately think of Guan Huang for the sake of promotion.

Guan Huang didn't think too much about it, there is only one criterion for him to choose the platform, whether it is a state-owned enterprise investment or a private enterprise, whether it is a registered capital or a star platform, as long as future generations have not heard of it, they all refuse.

There may be some opportunities left out inside, however, safety first.

With so many people eating with him, there is no room for error.

He himself knows that many people have been inspired to start pulling people on their own.

Guan Huang doesn't care, the market is so big, no one can eat it, everyone unites and communicates with each other.