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[The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is good to watch the bird and get bigger**]

Chapter 4: The Battle of the Tiger Prison Pass (I)

Big face: "Lonely, my face is not oily, I slept late today, I didn't wash it"

Me: "I can't see clearly, the reflection is too strong, I can't open my eyes, I don't dare to look directly"

Big face: "That should be fine"

Saliva girl: "Water escape, bah a bah a bah a"

Me: "Now it's okay, I can open my eyes"

Pretending to be a lewd slut: "Quiet, in broad daylight, two men and a woman, Lang Lang Qiankun, what are you doing, do I still have dignity?"

Big face: "There is dignity, but there is no IQ"

Me: "I think dignity is more important."

Big face: "IQ is more important"

Me: "Dignity matters"

Big face: "IQ"

Me: "Dignity"

......

Saliva girl: "I don't know, I don't feel like he has anything to say"

I nodded in unison with Big Face.

Zero IQ and no dignity slut class: "Hmph, you three calves go out of this class"

I've been watching "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" like crazy lately

Then he stepped forward, held his head high, touched his beard, his ears and shoulders (this is just pulled by hand), his hands over his knees (Pan Changjiang's appearance) can take care of his ears, his face is like a crown of jade, his lips are greased, followed by two people, the person on the right is eight feet long, the leopard's head is ringed with eyes, the swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, singing, the sound is like a huge thunder, the momentum is like a galloping horse, the person on the left is nine feet long, the hair is three feet long, and he is holding his saliva, his face is like a heavy jujube, his lips are like grease, cross-eyed, and he is lying on silkworm eyebrows.

The three of us walked out of the classroom, and swore to kill the old class and support the classroom

In fact, the three of us were standing outside the classroom.

It's spring, it's a good day, the sun is shining, the flowers are singing.The campus is full of green trees, a big breath of spring.After a while, the sun moved its buttocks, and the sun sprinkled on us, warm.After a while, the three of us fell asleep.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself floating in the air, and I saw another me sleeping in front of me, with a big face, and a saliva girl.

What's the matter? Didn't I accidentally fall asleep? Forget it, it's a big fart, if you die, you will die, can you listen to the Chinese teacher's fart talk about a lesson? Obviously not.

Now, in addition to the snoring sound of the big face, there is also a snoring sound like an electric drill drilling. I found that it was the old class, and he actually fell asleep on the podium, so that the children listening to the class below were embarrassed. What should I do with this tormented snoring? Anyway, I am a dead man. Look again, the big face is leaning against the wall, and his face is tilted up with his face open and his mouth open, "Soak me pee" I was sleeping right in the middle, my head was also leaning against the wall, but my head was flat

touched her head, but unexpectedly was crackled by electricity, and the outside was scorched and the inside was tender.

“％@?＆＊＄?...... Damn, where did the high-voltage electricity come from?"

"This is the system setting" The voice of the slut class came from all directions, and it also brought echoes.

"Old class, are you also asleep, why can't I see you?"

"Wrong, wrong, I'm an NPC, village chief A, Orion B, boss C."

"You're a slut, aren't you, haha" I'm so witty

"Roll the calf, I'm the commentator, because you are the 1000th sleeping god who fell asleep today, and a special reward was triggered, and I came to give you a prize" said the old class.

In the next two hours, the slut Ding explained to me that he was sent by the Oneiroi Realm, and the main purpose was to discover the potential Sleeping God, and when the anniversary celebration was met, he could give a prize to the Sleeping God or something.

Slut: "Alright, now you can roll the calf, between you are the top ten new sleeping gods, and you have the right to travel through time and space with 3 people"

Me: "How do you bring it?"

Slut: "Just think about it in your own heart."

Me: "Oh, when will you join the Oneiroi Realm, introduce me"

Slut: "I'm just borrowing the voice of the man asleep next to you.

Then, as soon as it was dark, I rolled the calf.

"Where is this?The white clouds are fluttering, the whirring wind, am I soaring in the blue sky" This is the voice of the big face, I brought the big face and the saliva girl over, such a rare time and space travel, of course, they can't be missing.

Me: "Holy shit, this calf is rolling too far, we're free-falling from 10,000 meters"

Saliva girl: "Lonely, I'll take you to pretend to take you to fly"

Me: "Okay, okay."

Saliva Girl: "Water Escape, Water Wings"

Big face: "Will you take me with you?"

Me: "Your face is too big to take with you"

Big face: "Don't make purple, it will hurt if people fall"

Me, saliva girl: "Get out!"

Then, the big-faced boy rolls off.

I hugged the slender waist of the saliva girl with water wings on my back.I began to soar in the blue sky, beside me there were flocks of white cranes, crows flying everywhere, looking at the thousands of rivers and mountains under my feet.

After flying for nearly an hour, the saliva girl's chakra is almost exhausted.We began to descend towards the place where the big face rolled just now.On the way,The saliva girl's hair was too long and broke a few strands.But I was reluctant to throw it away.I let her wet her chin and be a beard.The saliva girl thought it was good.At that time, she dipped three roots.

When I was close to a hundred meters in the air, I saw small tents on the ground, and the largest one in the middle was still shaking.

The saliva girl's cheeks flushed: "Could it be Peng Zhen?"

That's when I asked to show my male side

"What is this, I've even seen a room earthquake"

"You're so knowledgeable!" After speaking, the saliva girl shyly threw herself into my arms.

I found a big herringbone hole in Pengzhen's tent, and I made sure that the big face was inside.

After flying in, it's so lively!

There is a team of people on each side of the tent, standing in the southernmost part with big faces, looking very helpless.

They saw us flying in.

"Where's the takeaway?" asked me about 1.6 meters from the east side, with a long beard and a bun on his head.

"Dog Eats" Although I don't know what happened, I've always felt that dogs are a good object to blame.

"I'll just say that Zhang Fei didn't deliver takeaways, he was sent by God to kill Dong Zhuo," the goods led by the west called out excitedly.

"I can't care so much, I'm going to eat takeout," the one from the east called.

"Eat your brother-in-law, hurry up and eat bucket instant noodles to kill Dong Zhuo," the west side called.

"Eat takeout" and "engage Dong Zhuo" are called together on both sides.

I took the opportunity to run to Big Face and ask what had happened.

The big face said that things are like this, Cao Cao ordered a takeout half an hour ago on the east side, and called the big guy to rub it.But the takeaway hasn't come yet, and I happened to fall here.So Cao Cao decided that I was a takeaway.I'm definitely not a takeaway.Can the takeaway be as handsome as me?At least I'm a courier.I just happened to fall here.I said I didn't have a takeout.Cao Cao was not happy at that time.If you take a knife, you're going to kill me, and the one in the west is called Yuan Shao and said." According to the observation of the leader of this alliance, this person is definitely not a person, and he must have been sent by God to beg for a beating.

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