Chapter 5 Roll, Roll, Roll the Calf

Chapter Five: The Battle of the Tiger Prison Pass (Part II)

Let's start with the temporal background.

It is said that the general trend of the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time, divided and combined, divided and combined, sometimes fast, sometimes slow.

It's like a two-man sport, haha.

In the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, because the old emperor liked to build a foundation, and the eunuchs were the initiators of the foundation at that time, the old emperor felt that the eunuchs should be allowed to carry forward this movement and exert heavy power. In this way, the base movement reached the highest end in history, and the "Ten Elder Servants" tricked the little emperor into issuing an order of "not sleeping if you don't do it for a day", and it became the same as sleeping, so it was terrible.

Due to the fact that the whole people were building a foundation, agriculture was abandoned, and it coincided with a prolonged drought, and many good people starved to death at once.

At this time, a man named Zhang Jiao in a certain village fell into the cave without long eyes, and he met a white-bearded old man who gave him a book.

Zhang Jiao returned home and began to study the book day and night. Now Zhang Jiao'er is awesome and has learned how to forecast the weather. Pretending to be a ghost in a place where it is about to rain has confused a lot of ordinary people at once. It is said that the common people are ignorant and are the easiest to be deceived. After half a year, Zhang Jiao'er and his three brothers discussed a big vote, seized power by force, and ordered the masses to rebel. Zhang Jiao'er liked yellow the most, and ordered the masses to wear yellow scarves on their heads. They began to rebel, and they were called the "Yellow Turban Army." There were many people in all provinces of the country, and there were many, many and more than 10,000 of them.

At this moment, the little emperor and the "ten chief servants" were not happy. We have done a good job in doing a good job, what kind of rebellion are you making, what are you doing? So, they began to send troops to crusade, and also called on people with moles in the world to kill Zhang Jiao.

So, everyone made Zhang Jiao together. When Yuan Shao and the others were about to go to the capital to receive the reward, a nouveau riche popped up, surnamed Dong Mingzhuo, and the outburst Zhuo sprinkled money along the streets of Xiliang cities all the way to the capital.

One night, the outbreak Zhuo robbed the little emperor's cute dragon bed.The little emperor was not happy.While the outbreak Zhuo was sleeping in the middle of the night, he scalded the hair of the outbreak Zhuo's little brother into wavy rolls, and also took pictures to share the circle of friends.

At this time, the outbreak Zhuo shouted: "Who won't let you change?"

Yuan Shao stood up and said: "Yuan is not talented, but he thinks that the emperor is a ...... of a country."

The outbreak Zhuo kicked him: "No, you still fight out and beep"

Cao Cao stood up again and was about to speak.

The outbreak Zhuo rushed up and took out a large handful of RMB, and took the RMB to smoke Cao Cao: "Let it not be changed, and let it not be changed" Smoke for more than ten minutes, the RMB was all over the ground.

At this moment, no one dared to stand up, and the bear child felt that he couldn't sit still.Just send it in the civil and military officials group, "I have Baidu cloud disk 10t, rich resources, who can keep the throne for me, I will give him" The group immediately jumped out of a long-term diving return: "The minister was willing to serve the work of dogs and horses, and he would never give up"

Ding Yuan slapped the ground and shouted "Labor and management are not satisfied" but said that Ding Yuan was behind him, wearing a purple and gold crown, wearing gold armor, holding a Fang Tian halberd, tall and burly, and his muscles exploded.

The next day, Ding Yuan went out of the city to call for battle, and sent Lu Bu, who was armed with Fang Tianhalberd and wearing golden armor, to fight, and hacked to death several generals who broke out in Zhuo in minutes.

At this time, someone said to the outbreak: "I am Lu Bu, his fellow countryman, when I was a child, I took a bath in Lu Bu, he was born with a small toe disability, and has always been very inferior. Every day at sunset, he runs around the whole village. Remnant Yang Pine', if Zhuo Ye can give him that limited edition red rabbit boots, Remnant Yang Pine will definitely turn against him" Zhuo Ran said.

The next day, the next day, the outburst Zhuo took a loudspeaker and shouted on the city wall, "Remnant Yang Song, your mother sent you a pair of limited-edition speed boots, come into the city to sign for it"

Remnant Yang Song was about to get the express, Ding Yuan hurriedly ran over, and said to Remnant Yang Song: "The outbreak Zhuo must be to earn you to enter the city, what should I do if you leave, have you forgotten the full set of epic equipment I got for you?"

That night, Ding Yuan called the big guy to eat hot pot, and said happily: "I have Lu Fengxian, what can I do if I have the outbreak? I already know that Fengxian has a disability in his little toe, so I went to Jiangdong to find Dr. Darknin and treat you at night, hahaha."

The drunk Remnant Yang Song saw that Ding Yuan actually exposed his sadness in front of the big guy, rushed up and gave Ding Yuan two slaps, but he didn't expect to beat Ding Yuan to death.

The outbreak was even more terrible.Every day and night in the dragon bed, the harem of three thousand beauties, all of them are his.The bearers can't get a piece of the pie.It makes the handlers very annoyed.They have returned to their own territory and killed them together.People from all walks of life gathered.Set up tents outside the capital.

Through voting, Yuan Shao was the leader of the alliance, Cao Cao was the initiator of this matter, and he also assassinated Outbreak Zhuo alone, although the assassination failed, he also gave Outbreak Zhuo a seven-star treasure knife.

Cao Cao felt that as the deputy leader of the alliance, he liked to eat Shadao Guan Chicken, so he ordered takeout and asked everyone to eat together.