This chapter was written under the auspices of [Unbeatable Spring Pot].

(Rest assured, go to the waves, as long as you believe me, I am your guardian angel who does not need to be refreshed!!)

What was the situation of that war, the people of the earth are paying attention to Baidu, Google and other search engines The most searched term is "Who is the red and blue giant who dies in the chrysanthemum?"

On the third day, the blue sky was overcast again, turning an oppressive dark red

"Teardrops Sun and my brothers, the final results of the first Spring Pot Cup Demon King Contest will be announced below" The voice of the slut Ding spread everywhere on the earth.

A large cloud was cast in the sky, and in the center was a large electronic screen with the words "Starting, please later" on the top of the cloud block.

At this moment, the earthlings all ran out of their homes, waiting for the final result, and at the same time arguing whether the red giant was awesome or the blue giant was domineering. The bear children can't resist and scatter backwards.Just when it is critical, a long-legged bear child who looks very white with a badminton racket rushes to the front, and one person blocks 100,000 aunts, and the badminton racket is superb.

At this time, the aunt also rushed out of a general, pedaling 12 cm high heels, wearing a black skirt

I, the big face, the saliva girl, and Xiao Matsusong climbed onto the rooftop somewhere, drinking coffee and watching the big mom and the bear child fight fiercely, while waiting for the final result of the red and blue battle.

Big face: "The one with high heels doesn't look like an aunt?

Me: "According to my observations, the brutal woman will become an aunt in the future, and she is now fighting with the title of the future aunt"

Saliva girl: "Look, Yu Shen, I didn't expect him to be a white-legged bear child, isn't he already past the age of a bear child?"

Komatsu: "Then he must have been a bear before, and now he is fighting with the title of bear child in the past"

Me: "You can be taught, you are so witty"

Big face: "Who is that spring pot?"

Saliva girl: "is a legendary character, traveling in the universe, shuttling through time and space, omnipotent"

Remnant Yang Song: "Can you fight?"

Me: "Killing you is like killing a chicken"

Big face: "Is it handsome?"

Me: "The handsome is incomparable, miserable, but whenever it appears, thousands of Lori girl aunts will be crazy about it.

Saliva girl: "And when he sings, it is even more shocking to cry ghosts and gods, no one in the world can listen to his singing, because everyone who has heard him sing is drunk"

Four people: "It's really a master outside the world"

Suddenly, there was a loud "pop", and the bear children and aunts who were fighting fiercely below were separated.The reason was that when they were having a good time with each other, they were suddenly covered by a huge circular shadow.The feather god and the brutal girl realized the danger for the first time, and at the same time flew backwards.The aunts and the bear children also flew out like flying when they saw this.

After a while, the huge circular shadow was pressed down, and it turned out to be a huge table tennis racket.

"Oh" The aunts and the bear children woke up, they were mainly here to see the results of the red and blue showdown, and they almost forgot about the business.

"Five words floating in the sky, that's not a thing" Da Zhou Wei drank violently.

"Dongdong dong dong" There are five big characters floating in the sky

The sound of the windows xp system starting came from the sky, and the electronic screen showed the most classic wallpaper, the blue sky on the green grassland, and the white clouds.

In the lower right corner, a 360 boot assistant popped up "This boot took 8888888 hours, surpassing the whole time and space 0.000001 of the computer, I hope to clear the seed 33333 hundred t, improve the computer boot speed.

Suddenly, the 360 guard popped up on the screen, he was really a "guard", wearing a sweatshirt, holding a pole and a spear, not a 360 on his head, and if there was a 360 on the sweatshirt, I didn't recognize it

The 360 guard said to his little toe: "I said boot assistant, don't call it screenshot sharing like this kind of scum computer, don't use pk, he will be ko.

After saying that, the mouse on the screen moved by itself, moved to the icon of 360 and clicked the right button to uninstall, and then unloaded himself in seconds.

It's not a suicide!

After the 360 guard committed suicide because of disgust, the computer speed became significantly faster, at least the mouse does not need to be refreshed.

The fast broadcast is turned on, and what is being played is "Mutual Masturbation Baby vs. Superman", and the fight is final.Seven mutual masturbation babies are together, and they become each other's little King Kong, shouting "Ya Yan Butterfly".At this time, Superman also took off his underwear and shouted "Dry Daddy" to greet him.

"Now the final results of this year's Spring Pot Cup Demon King Tournament are about to be announced, areyouready?Anyway, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready," Slut's voice came from the sky again.

My saliva sister and I forgot to drink the coffee in our hands and waited quietly.

On another rooftop, two women looked at the stage, the face that looked high and mature, naughty and cute, of course, was a music teacher, looking at the sky with anticipation, and the back one was not bad except for being slightly fat, and the eyes of the aunts were staring at the eggs that were pinched by the aunts.

Yushen and the cruel girl stood in front of the bear child and the aunt respectively and looked at the sky, but Da Zhou Wei didn't care much, and actually took out a drawing board and began to draw.

All eyes on you!

Some images slowly appeared on the screen, but they were very blurry, but two figures could still be seen.

The answer has been revealed, the Red Giant has defeated the Blue Giant, taking the first victory.

Some people are happy and some are sad, the aunts are dancing, and the bears are dejected.

Inside an invisible cloud, Cestbon mm said softly: "As I expected," the white short-sleeved she was wearing said Alien

When no one is paying attention, the screen of white clouds in the sky starts playing the next video.

It is the main participant of the recently popular Doomsday Little Apple MV big lonely water pine.

The big face is crossed with Erlang's legs, smoking a cigarette, and picking the skin of his feet is skewering on the roadside stall, and sitting opposite is Komatsu in a skirt.

Komatsu: "Oba*'&%??" (Am I good-looking?)"

When the big face heard this, he immediately became angry, shook the skewers that were being stroked, slapped the table and shouted: "Oh, goo, hey (does it matter?"

Komatsu was yelled at by this, and he was directly confused, didn't he say that he was good at acting on a blind date?

The big face was still angry, and he stretched out his big foot and stepped on the table." Oh Oooo

Xiao Song ran away crying directly, and said that he would go on a blind date?

Screen switching

When Komatsu came to the "Pig Beauty Clinic", the slut class smeared a little bit of pig blood on Komatsu's face, and then picked up the pig-killing knife and began plastic surgery for a long time, and the slut class unwrapped the bandage on Komatsu's face, revealing a huge Kim Jong-un's face.

music~

Little Apple's very emotional music plays.

I was playing Adam and Eve, and was tempted by the beautiful fat snake (with a fat face) to eat the forbidden fruit. As soon as I heard it, I regretted adding drool, and it turned out to be the taste of forbidden fruit.

The screen switches, the big face is dressed as a woman.I am about to go to the war and I am sorry to say goodbye.I am at the back of the team, three steps and one turn.The big face runs over and kisses me, and then lies on the ground like a.The war is too intense, I just woke up, my teammates are dead, I am ashamed of the world, but I am reluctant to make a big face.I return to my hometown at night, I decide to see the big face again.I knocked on the door, I found that the big face was eating the forbidden fruit, I handed him a box, which was stained with the blood of my teammates, and wanted him to help me wash it.I had a lot to say, but seeing that he was eating the forbidden fruit alone, I didn't say anything, and left angrilyOnly leave a big face and a big face at the door and cry hysterically: "You tie a cheat, cheat!"

The screen switches, and our IQ has improved significantly before stealing the forbidden fruit, and we have all learned to put on clothes.We are still fishing and eating at the beach.I caught a big fish, and I can't pull it up.,Call the big face to come and help.Somehow,When I turned around, the big face's legs turned into tails.,I was curious how he did it.

Big face: "?&??" ＊~＄”

Me: "WhatareYouTalkAbout?"

Big face: "bbbbbbbbbbbb"

I still don't understand at all: "What the hell are you talking about?"

I used the power of the "macho man" to pull the big fish up, and the big fish turned out to be a "saliva mermaid"

I saw that the lower half of the saliva girl was a crystal blue fish tail, and the upper body was only wearing a shell-shaped hood, and her hair was wet, and she was tied with tender green seaweed.

The screen switched, I, the big face, the saliva girl, and the little pine jumped up on the beach together.

But at this moment, there was a "boom", and a thick thunderbolt fell from the sky.