Chapter 13 Eat and sleep and fight the boss
This chapter was written under the auspices of the [BOSS Alliance].
[Ignorant human beings, prepare your knees for a year, kneel down for this king, my king is about to start the 9999th invasion of the earth, woohahahahahaha]
Chapter 13: Eat, sleep, and fight the boss
It is said that just as the whole earth was watching the Little Apple of Doom, the cloud electronic screen was dispersed by a thick thunderbolt.
"What the hell, damn it, I said that square dancing is forbidden in the public, why are you still making a video, and you dare to gather people to watch it on the street" A low and kidney weak voice came, the sky was overcast again, the thunderclouds rolled, and Shenmalei came out of a large thundercloud.
Shen Ma Lei: "Although I lost to Brother Volcano, but Lei Ye and I are not easy to bully, you group of dancing dead guys, if you hand over the owner of this drop of saliva, as well as the owner of a large piece of broken legendary-level gold armor, maybe Lei Ye is happy, you should not jerk off in public, otherwise, hum, let you see the heroic posture of Lei Ye"
Saliva girl: "Oh, it's terrible, why does that lump of stuff have my saliva." After saying that, the saliva girl fell down in fright.I enjoyed being knocked down.While enjoying the rush to be knocked down,While gently touching her head to comfort her about being afraid,The sky is falling and there is a tall feather god.
Komatsu got out of my pocket, "Hey, Golden Armor, when did I have a complete impression? I was stolen, I must have been stolen."
Big face: "It's terrible, if you don't hand over someone, will he be, ah, don't dare to think, quick, give him soap, no, it's to throw away the soap, let him pick it up"
I've figured out that we've brought these two goods, and now it's time for the planet to be in crisis, and it's time for me to stand up.
So, I got out of the roof, and I fell down.
Just as I was about to fall to the ground, I fell down and started to dry again, but I was caught halfway through, and I saw that I was lying on a huge shuttlecock.
Feather God: "Young man, don't think about it like that, what's the unhappiness here?"
I saw that it was a feather god that the saliva sister admired very much, and just now he was alone with 100,000 aunts, and he felt that this product was not bad, so he nodded to him.
Me: "This brother, I didn't bring my mobile phone~"
It was too late for me to say this, far away from him, and he saw me dancing with excitement as I flew to the edge of the sky, and opened his mouth to shout, thinking that I was thanking him, and gave me a beat in the air, and I flew faster.
While I was flying, the god in the sky was no one because he asked a question, and he felt that his self-esteem had been severely hit, and he had already begun to get angry.
"I'm dozens of numbers, and if no one comes out to confess, I'll start invading the earth"
"Nineteen Eighty-Seven...... Half of one by one, half of half of one"
The aunts below are talking about it
"Who is this? Invade the earth, be yourself aliens? Are aliens like this? It's not the image of aliens in my mind at all, is there a mistake?"
"Still invading the earth, I'll go, when I haven't seen it, don't you know that there are armored warriors? Come out, Yanlongman!"
"Anyway, didn't this thing just be cleaned up? all washed my feet? Oh, if I wanted to find a toilet to hide, I would have dared to come out and beep."
"Great Red Giant, I summon you, come out and blow up this stupid chrysanthemum"
......
Shen Ma Lei's forehead was covered with black lines, thinking that he had heard of a creature called Big Mom in his time and space before, which was particularly powerful.
Brutal Woman: "Didn't you invade the earth for many days? Square dancing has been banned, what do you think you want to do?"
Shen Ma Lei: "Wowhahahaha
"Boom"
Countless huge thunderbolts fell on all sides of the earth at the same time, and there was no scum left to raise and sell all the scum.
The sky was completely dark at this time, and Shen Ma Lei turned into a 10,000-meter giant, overlooking the earth, with an evil and ugly face that scared many children to cry.
"Deceive people too much" The brutal woman was furious, her hair was angry, and the whole person rushed directly to the sky.
"Ahhh
"Noisy, get the ball" Shen Ma Lei raised his feet, and the brutal woman was kicked away, and only 12 cm high heels fell from the sky.
The big face is full of resentment on a big face, "bullying the ball too much"
Before the sound fell, a person rose to the sky.
"I'll do the ball for you"
The feather god wielded the badminton racket, and the racket became swung by the boss, and hundreds of millions of hairballs flew out of the racket.
"Ahhh
After jumping for a while, Shen Ma Lei forcibly held back the itch, and aimed the big basin at the feather god.
"Ten thousand acne hair" The dense small pimples on his face were all blown up and shot towards the feather god, the acne carried electric light, and the hairball was electrocuted into ashes.
Countless electropoxes overwhelmed the feather god and gathered and exploded, leaving beautiful fireworks in the sky.
"A spark is blooming in the sky
Ephemeral beautiful fireworks
You and I hugged each other tightly in the firelight"
On the rooftop in another place, Wen Yipan watched the sparks gathering and exploding in the sky, and couldn't help but sing Mayday and Jingle Chorus "Fireworks" The music teacher was beating in the back.
Remnant Yang Song: "What a bear child, won't it be just gone, white and tender, and with long legs, I have a strange rush when I see him for the first time"
The remnant sun pine squirrel is human, holding a halberd in his hand, wearing Nike sportswear, standing on the top of the rooftop, with a melancholy expression.
The sparks of the electropox explosion dissipated, and the feather god was unscathed.The whole body was dressed in a golden sportswear, even the sneakers were golden.The whole body exuded divine brilliance.The feather god waved the racket with his right hand, and the divine brilliance was restrained.Turned into a golden light from the sky, through the dark clouds, unstoppable.Golden flash?????? It was so fast that it kept hitting all parts of Shenmalei's body, Shenmalei couldn't cover it with his hands, he couldn't defend at all, and he was knocked back and forth.
"Oh yes, Thunder Shield"
Shen Ma Lei shouted, and the 10,000-meter giant body flashed a faint blue arc to protect his body.
"duang" There was a loud sound, and the feather god flew out upside down, his hands twitched slightly, and Shen Ma Lei also took a step back.
Immediately afterwards, Shen Ma Lei kicked the ground with his right foot, raised his fist and rushed towards Yu Shen, the fist hit like a mountain, very powerful, and the thunder flashed on the fist, producing a suction force. "Feather God was hit by a fist and flew out, and before he could stabilize his body, a serpentine lightning followed, scorching the outside of Feather God and tender on the inside.The divine brilliance released was dimmed.This was not over, a thundercloud suddenly gathered in the sky above Feather God, and a thick thunderbolt fell, which directly blasted Feather God to the ground.
The dust was flying and the ground was blasted out of a big crater.
Feather God struggled to get up from the pit, covered in scars.
Shen Ma Lei: "Bear child, do you accept it?"
The feather god shouted, "Get out!" and suddenly swung a badminton racket made of gold, causing a whirlwind.
"Falling Feather Heaven Dawn" Feather God jumped, up and down, his right hand opened and closed, a golden light mark waved, and the wind and clouds changed color, as if they were about to break through the sky.
Shenmarai's face was contemptuous, and he also made a blue thunder mark.
Two streaks of light streaked across the sky, eclipsing the heavens and the earth, and then they collided violently, and there was no sound, only to begin to annihilate both.
At the end of the light traces, a white-gold dazzling feather at the tail of the golden light mark completely defeated the thunder mark, and quickly floated towards the Shenma Lei behind it, Shenma Lei couldn't dodge, stretched out his palm to knock the platinum feather away.
"Oh, Shenma thing, my hand fanned it, and I almost gave it up," Shenmalei muttered quietly, putting his right hand behind his back and shaking constantly.
"Thunder Waterfall" god Ma Lei called viciously, endless thunder waterfall rushed to the sky, rolled towards the feather god.
"It's okay, little bear child, with me, no one can hurt you" Xiao Songsong didn't wait for Yu Shen to speak, and pressed his right index finger on Yu Shen's lips.
"Ah" Yushen fell on the rooftop, almost unconscious.The saliva girl looked at Songguo suspiciously, and thought, "Are you the other side?Why are you so rude, can you be gentle, what if you fall Yushen to death, won't you say it first?"
At this time, the big face landed on the ground with both hands, and used all four legs together, like a mad dog, and came to the side of the feather god like a mad man, and kept sniffing left and right.
"The snort is still there, the heartbeat is weak, and there is still salvation" After speaking, the evil tiger pounced on the sheep, jumped up and fell down and rode on the feather god.
Feather God only felt an unprecedented sense of crisis, forcing himself to use his reincarnation to open a trace of the corner of his eyes, just in time to see a sausage mouth on the basin with a huge face rushing towards him, frightening his mouth foaming at the mouth, completely unconscious.
The big face and the big face were puzzled, "Why did the electricity start to spit bubbles?"
The saliva girl is afraid that the big face will accidentally kill him.,Then no one will play hairball.Said "Or let me come" The big face obediently climbed up from the feather god.,There is a little reluctance.The saliva girl sealed,A water bubble wrapped the feather god.,The saliva sister pressed one hand on the water bubble,The water bubble emitted a green glow,The feather god was scorched everywhere is being quickly repaired.
Looking at the other side, after Songguo'er put aside the feather god, he waved the Fang Tian halberd with both hands, and rushed up to fight with Shen Ma Lei
These two are both power-type goods, and they have no skills in fighting, they are all foam, no, they are all fists against the euphorbia.
The fight between these two goods is completely uninteresting.
They fought for a long time, and Shen Ma Lei suddenly remembered that he was a **oss, how could **oss fight with a decent supporting actor for so long, he had no authority at all, and it was very shameless to go on like this.
So, Shen Ma Lei repeated his old tricks, put a thunder and lightning cover on himself, and then ten thousand beans were sent together, followed by the thunder waterfall, and bombarded the pine cone.
"Ten Directions Thunder" Shen Ma Lei saw that his killing skills were all out, but the other party didn't have any.
"Break out, little sun, a wisp of the remnant sun, loose in the world"
Songguo also released his ultimate, and Fang Tian's halberd flew out, like a round of bright sun, releasing endless light to meet the thunder sea.
The halberd flew out, and everything was wiped out of nothingness. The sea of thunder was pierced, and the Pegasus image head was scattered.