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My name is Xiao Lone, a child who likes to sleep in class.

Sleeping in class is not that I am in bad spirits, I simply like to sleep, just like Zhu Bajie simply likes to eat.

This "hobby" started in the second year of junior high school, and now it is in the second semester of the second year of high school.

Whenever I'm upset, I go to bed.

When you wake up, you will see a different world.

Different worlds are colorful, the sunset is warm, the sky is blue

This chapter was written under the auspices of the Brondbackers Alliance

[Oops, oops, people accidentally bent themselves!]

[Our goal is to go to the sea of stars to bend Archimedes' stick~ five hahahaha]

Chapter 1: The big face with a broken back out of the mountain

There are some different people in those different worlds messing around.

For example, in a quiet self-study class, everyone was writing boring homework, and the head was hanging at an angle, and in front of me was the back of the head. I remember there was one very big one that was round and it tickled my heart, and I wanted to go up and whip him hard.

"How can such a big brain case grow, shouldn't young people be restrained? Besides, with such a big brain, what should you do with your little brother? Where can you get nutrition? And your big brain case is supported by such a small thin neck, aren't you afraid of breaking?"

Finally lonely, like **, I woke up in a daze after a nightmare, and patted the big head, which gently warmed the oil full of dreams that changed my life, and made me want to stop patting me to this day, I still remember.

"Well, it feels good, the texture is even, and the sound is dull and powerful, just like taking a big winter melon," I nodded

"Smack" Unexpectedly, his entire big basin was directly deducted on the table, and he had the momentum of an Autobot falling from the sky.

"Optimus Pillar Roar!"

"No, it's a big basin baby!"

What's the matter, the Optimus Prime as the protagonist still has a break in every part.I went up to observe whether the big basin baby was alive or dead.。 I was about to stretch out my index finger and middle finger to probe his snort, but he jerked it out, and the brain shell stood up directly. That moment seemed to be eternal, we wiped the mirror (glasses), rubbing brilliant sparks.

His big face, dark and big and very clear eyes stared at me stupidly.

Damn! Don't you want to do this, the most terrible thing about the cute and cute gods! It's illegal to sell cute! You don't have to shoot the dead people!

I hurried away from the wilderness, lest I be accidentally killed.

Since the day of the fight, I slapped his brain shell ** even more out of control, but I was afraid of his lethal cute expression, so I had to rush up to shoot it when he was not paying attention, and ran hard before his brain shell was erected.

I really admire myself, haha!

But like going over the wall in the middle of the night, the total TM will be ruthlessly caught if you go over the number of times.

When I went to shoot him for the nth time, he defended himself sideways and dodged my melon patter, and then quickly turned around and jumped, and a pair of small hands grabbed my right hand that I didn't have time to take back.

Suddenly, I was sweating profusely, "Damn, it's over.

When I was about to use the power of "macho man" and withdraw my right hand, unexpectedly his big basin came straight in front of me, and made an extremely evil smile.

Damn!

"Cocktail Shoes" big-faced shoes shook his non-existent long hair, and then began to sing in a broken voice.

"Have you ever fallen in love with me!"

I'm sure I didn't, but at that time I was completely frightened by his great evil, and the ghost made the god nod his head almost uncontrollably, and said weakly, "A little bit!"

As soon as he heard this, he became rude.Not so cute as the first time.Hate _*,Hmph~

The big head rubbed against my shoulder, and he breathed poison into my ear.My whole body was soft.And then~ In the spring, the flowers bloomed, the rocket was launched, the sun rose, and Demacia QR!

So we secretly ran to the toilet during the lunch break while we were all sleeping and dreaming, and then did the most important thing in our lives.

Me: "I, Xiao Lonely"

Big: "me, big face"

I, Great: "On the x-year, x-month-x, I would like to be brothers of different (same) sexes"

Me: "I'm rubbing, I'm the same sex"

Big: "Oh, ball-to-ball, it's all because you're so beautiful and charming to mislead me"

Qi: "We don't ask for the same aunt to deliver the baby, but we ask for a piece of TM to go to"

Me: "We yearn for gay, look forward to transcending lily"

Big: "We never ate glass, sometimes we picked up soap, and we all swam Brokeback Mountain as children"

Me: "Our friendship is purer than a chrysanthemum"

Big: "Wang, that's it"

After saying that, we made a blood alliance (sha').

From then on, I became inseparable from Big-Face-kun, and we ran together in the sunset because we were chased by a dog. We made an appointment to go to the supermarket every weekend to pick up soap together, and I picked up the soap, and he picked up the Chinese soap, and every time he picked up more soap than me, he didn't let me at all. Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮We also participated in the most fierce annual competition of the Brokeback League in the school, the "Pipe Bending Competition". As a result, I came first, and he was second. also won the prize of the competition, "Guangdong Golden Pipe One"

In this way, our friendship grew deeper and deeper~

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