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[It's okay to run, the IQ is high]

Chapter 2: Run, where did your dad go?

Since the big face, I've been sleeping a lot less because I have more important things to do.

For example, listening to the big face singing, the big face singing is really not good, either roaring, or screaming, the singing is not in tune at all.

I think the anti-theft ringtone can be used with a big face singing, the decibel is very high, and it also has the effect of deterring the enemy, some people with poor psychological quality, or poor psychological quality, can be directly shocked to death.

It can be seen that my psychological quality is still very strong. I have listened to his songs so many times, but I have not been in the hospital.

Since he is a friend with a big face, although he sings ugly, he still has to be tolerant, at least not to say that he sings ugly in front of him.

And so, the pain of my inhibition of torment was transferred to my dreams.

In my dreams, I'm a little fan with a lot of emotions in the mood, and a lot of songs that resist the big face with me.

"Big face, please stop singing, I'm old above, and birds are below"

"Big face, get out of the entertainment industry"

"Seal the big-faced singing bar"

"Cherish life, stay away from big faces"

......

I am a well-known writer in China, the winner of the XX New Concept Essay Championship.The famous "public knowledge".Every time a hot event happens, everyone will go to my Weibo to see my opinions, so in response to the incident of "more than 100,000 people were killed by the big face singing".I wrote three novels, namely "Breaking the Sky", "Roaring Qiankun" and "Big Face Zai" The three novels topped the list on the starting point network, with more than 100 million clicks.

A reporter MM leaned over and asked the child in front of her

"Little pot friend, what is the hottest novel now?"

"Of course, it's "Breaking the Sky"

"Which sentence do you like the most?"

"Of course it's Xiao Lonely's 'Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, big face, you wait and see!"

Waha~

Lying on the desk and sleeping, I laughed unscrupulously in my own classroom, how lascivious, slightly sullen, and mixed with a hint of obscenity in this sullenness.

At this moment, the big face sitting in the second row seemed to sense something, and suddenly stopped his right hand, which was struggling to write, and his big head turned slightly to my side, and a sharp and still shining light appeared from the corner of his eye.

"It's not good, run, run!"

The children's shoes around my seat suddenly realized the seriousness of the matter, and they broke out in a cold sweat, their bodies trembled, their heads stiffened and turned to their big faces, and a breath of almost destruction came to their faces

The end is coming!

......

Here's how it happened, because in the dream I vented my dissatisfaction with the ugly singing voice of the big face, and I couldn't help but show a very lewd laughter, which further triggered the big face sss-level destruction song**.

When he finishes his song, the earth will cease to exist.

At this critical juncture when the earth is about to be destroyed, there will be a hero like a superman who wears underwear outside.

The old class strode towards us from the classroom door, tilting their heads up at a 45-degree angle, holding their hands on their chests in the best posture.

"Hey, chicken-tailed children's shoes, you laugh at the kidneys, you have kidneys, it's funny, say it and make me happy.quack quack~ Also, it's very uncivilized for you to laugh so cheaply, it's very impolite.Where did your dad go? Didn't he teach you? That's right, not every family will have a formal tutor like ours.hahahaha~"

At that time, the ugly face of the old class was quite close to me. I felt a kind of nausea like I had never felt before, pure yellow teeth, flying spit, and the roar of a helicopter.

I yelled, "I can't take it anymore!"

When I was about to have a seizure, a delicate jade hand was on my shoulder, slightly forced, warm oil like a flower.I looked at this hand, the fingers were slender, delicate and fair, and slender.The nails were uneven, and the ring finger had obviously just been gnawed, and there was still a trace of crystal saliva.I looked for this hand, the thin little arm, and a lovely face on the same white neck.The skin was delicate, and the blow could be broken.The hair was scattered, almost waist-high.The sunset outside the window scattered in the soft light, enveloping her, and it was fascinating!

O goddess, ravage me! Thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping in my heart, galloping horses!

I wasn't angry at the time, saliva was churning in my mouth, and I wanted to break out.Looking at her, my eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, my mouth was soft, and I shook my head slightly.I knew that she was telling me to hold back.I gestured with my eyes and nodded slowly.

yelled again: "Damn, endure again"

She smiled knowingly, withdrew her slender hand, put it back in her mouth, bit her hand and went back to her seat.

I'm the only one left, and I'm alone with a kidney loss.

My mind stirred up a thousand waves, the petrels were chirping, the storm was coming, the grass and mud horses were galloping, stepping on Demacia, the gray wolf defeated the pleasant goat, and ate the sheep's buttocks, and it was as if I smelled the fragrance of rape flowers all over the mountains.

Speed 70 miles mood is free

Hope ends in the sea of love

Running with all your might, the dream is on the other side~

Oh yes!

This chapter recommends

(Do you want to watch more hilarious shows about running?[Run, Brothers Season 1 and 2] starring Deng Chao, Zheng Kai, Angelbaby, Chen He, Li Chen, Wang Baoqiang, and Bao Beier as the variety show of the running men's group, the first in the national ratings, I am very happy when I watch it, and sometimes I feel uncomfortable if I don't watch it for a day.) and the Korean version of [Runingman] [Runingman] This is not much to say, it is also hilarious, and there is a Korean first-line Oba girl group mm, it's fun to think about it, hehe!)