These are naturally the whispers left by the horse and the donkey, and it can be said that everything is in the calculation of the horse and the donkey.

He had to get to the Far North Forest before the Alliance arrived.

Even, he had to delay the time so that his pry corner committee could arrive smoothly.

According to the news, Chairman Jiang Tongyu and Furong Sect, as well as Acacia Gate Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian have also brought people over.

It's just that they're much slower.

However, this is already pretty good!

......

And, after Huang Haowen went back, he quickly went to the extreme north forest, he wanted to find the people of the Death Demon Cave.

Although this is really disgusting for him, but there is no way, Ma Xiaodonkey has explained the task, and this is the autumn of survival in danger!

This guy stood directly outside the gate of the old lair of the Dead Demon Cave, and shouted arrogantly, "You pickled goods, we usually don't interfere with the river water, why do you want to hit the attention of my women's friends?"

At first, no one was willing to deal with him, but the more he got later, the more he scolded, and people couldn't listen to it anymore, and finally a few guys ran out!

"Where did the dog come from? Dare to come to my Death Demon Cave to spread wild, do you really think that my Death Demon Cave is easy to mess with?"

However, recently, there has been constant turmoil and wars in the Polar North Land, and the leaders of the Death Demon Cave have spoken, bear with it!

The human race is powerful, don't look at their single combat ability, but they have no one to pee, so they drown the Death Demon Cave!

They don't fight the main battle. At least not for the time being!

Therefore, Huang Haowen was able to scold the old man here for a long time, but he was not beaten to death by the group!

"You Death Demon Cave is not easy to mess with, are we easy to provoke? Paralyzed, you don't inquire, what are our women's friends? That's a blessed enterprise from heaven, do you remember the red glow in the sky in the previous stage? That is, God is rewarding our women's friends for their contributions to mankind. But how dare you make trouble?"

These words can be regarded as Ma Xiaodonkey revealing half of the meaning to him, of course, Huang Haowen will not believe that Ma Xiaodonkey is telling the truth.

Hell, let's talk about it!

Huang Haowen felt that he was too bold to brag about!

However, the more such things are, the more they can bluff people!

As soon as the guy heard this, he immediately ran to report it!

After a while, he ran out again.

"This gentleman, I think you are mistaken! We have not had any disciples go out of the Death Demon Cave recently, and even if we do, absolutely no one will be able to pose a threat to your one, that friend of women!"

This time. The attitude has changed greatly!

"No, people say that they are your people, and there are dozens of people in a group, is there anything wrong?" Huang Haowen said.

"No, it can't be...... Our leader said that we will definitely solve this matter, and we will never tolerate anyone who dares to pretend to be our Death Demon Cave and slander our reputation!"

"Well, we don't want to do that much. After all, they're all friends!But, deal with it as soon as possible, I've already inquired, and those guys are now in Tinglin Town!"

"Definitely. Definitely," the guy said, nodding.

Huang Haowen came back satisfied.

......

The group of people from the League returned to Tinglin Town, found an inn, and finally used force and money in one. Only then did the shopkeeper finally agree to move in!

As a result, the entire inn includes the neighboring places. It's all smoky and stinky!

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't beat them. I guess someone has already come to protest!

However, there is no way. People have hard fists, especially those who are officials who came to understand the situation, and after knowing that it was the Alliance, they were scared and half-dead and wanted to lie down and kneel and lick, not to mention disgusting!

Although he can't deal with such a group of high-ranking people, this does not prevent the people around him from cursing him in their hearts!

In fact, there are indeed many people in the alliance who have hemorrhoids, no way, there are always so many people who like to eat chili peppers, but recently chili peppers have become almost worthless.

After such a long time of traveling, many people feel that their back door is very uncomfortable!

However, when I arrived in Tinglin Town, I wanted to buy some women's friends, but they were out of stock.

A man with hemorrhoids who has not tried a woman's friend is like a boy who has never tasted a woman, and never knows how good it will be in between.

But once you try it, you can't stop it.

No, it doesn't matter, isn't it close to the base camp of the Friends of Women?

So the group carried Chen Yuan and a few people on their backs and went to the primeval forest.

However, what I didn't expect was that they were there, and they didn't even enter the gate!

Eat it straight away!

How could they bear it, and those who coerced, seduced and insulted stood directly at the door and shouted.

But they never imagined that there was a little poisonous girl in the base camp of this friend of women!

As a result, before they could curse a few words, they found themselves feeling the urge to poop, and there was no warning at all!

They hurriedly drilled into the woods, and at first they thought that they might have eaten something bad, but soon, they felt that something was wrong, and if they ate something bad, it would not be possible for so many people to eat something bad together, right?

A group of people pouted their butts in a circle, humming and excreting......

"Hey, why do you have a tail?" someone noticed that a long thing sticks out from the back of the guy crouching in front of him, much like a tail!

"You just have a tail?" The man was naturally unconvinced, and noticed that there was a long, long thing sticking out of the back of the other party's buttocks, and he immediately screamed!

As a result, this sentence is like a hornet's nest......

"Wow, you have a tail on the back of your ass too......"

"You also have a tail on the back of your ass......"

Everyone's got a tail on the back of their butts!

However, they immediately realized what was behind their butts......

I rub, isn't this my intestines?

Aware of this problem, so the face is green, I drop obediently, my intestines are pulled out......

Everyone's expressions became fresh, and it looked like they had opened a linen dyeing workshop!

"No, you have to die like this. We must save ourselves!"

After all, this situation is too weird!

"How can I help myself?"

"Stuff it back!" the man said with a serious expression.

......

Many people want to scold their mother, but at this time, it seems that only this method is better!

However, this kind of thing is the same as the Northeast two-person turn, it is difficult for one person to sing a play, so they cooperate with each other and stuff it in!

"I, my ass ......" screamed one by one.

At this time, the disciples of the Death Demon Cave who came to investigate finally arrived. They didn't know where to investigate, but suddenly they heard shouts in the woods and immediately rushed in, only to see a scene that made the disciples of the Death Demon Cave hungry!

That scene is really spicy!

"You guys, what are you doing, do you want to help?" The disciples of the Death Demon Cave saw the bright red intestines, and their saliva flowed out!

Those people were cramming into each other's hearts, and they were startled when they suddenly heard the voices of outsiders.

I have to say that the disciples of the Death Demon Cave at this time are relatively well prepared for this investigation, at least in terms of image. They have changed their image of disgusting and hardcore tastes, and they are starting to look like normal people!

After all, those people are important people in each sect, and they can be regarded as existences with heads and faces, and now such a dirty scene has been discovered. It's a shame for them!

Suddenly, a guy with a very fast head turned and spoke.

"Where did you come from to work? We, the people of the Cave of Death, we are eating......". This guy thinks really well, this place is relatively close to the Death Demon Cave, and what a few of his own people have done is really enough for the Death Demon Cave......

So. The other party will definitely not be suspicious!

Everyone was amazed by this guy's improvised adaptability!

Because if it were these decent people who did these things, it would undoubtedly be a thing worth mentioning.

However, if it was a disciple of the Dead Demon Cave who did such a thing, it would be a matter of course.

One person **** that's news, if everyone ****, then there's nothing to say

Of course, this is also to shock the other party, after all, the reputation of the Dead Demon Cave is not good!

Those guys were originally disciples of the Dead Demon Cave, and they came to find people who were pretending to be disciples of the Dead Demon Cave.

"Oh, are you disciples of the Death Demon Cave? That's great, let's too, let's play together!"

These guys have long coveted the intestines of these people, and now they are enemies who are very red-eyed, which is equivalent to a prisoner who comes out of prison with hatred, and he himself does not want to live, and suddenly meets his own enemy!

I talked about the song, so why don't you hurry up?

It is said that the scene at that time was too heavy and bad, and the people who saw it would definitely have great mental pressure and would begin to doubt life!

In short, in the end, those disciples of the Dead Demon Cave were so happy that they didn't think of coming out, but they beat their teeth and sacrifices!

And those guys from the League are also said to be happy...... I don't know how cool it is, but it's dead anyway!

It's dead!

Of course, there is a complete asymmetry between the number of people who died and the person who shouted at his door!

Besides, people also said that those people are in Tinglin Town, and they are only here to investigate clues, what if that guy is a liar?

But now, they know, those people are not liars!

They are still going to Tinglin Town, I am obedient, this delicacy is really a few times in the world!

Lord Chen Yuan was about to leave, but at first, some people under him reported that seven or eight of his subordinates did not come back!

There is no way, the Alliance, the Alliance, naturally have to work together, at least on the surface, so Master Chen Yuan has to wait!

Those disciples of the Dead Demon Cave originally thought that when they arrived in Tinglin Town, they would definitely have to find something easier, but as soon as they arrived in Tinglin Town, they heard everyone's discussions!

"Did you hear? In the Yuelai Inn in the east of the town, there was a group of disgusting dead people who didn't pay for their lives, that stinks, you can't get close to people within a radius of several miles, the most important thing is that these people are still strong, it is said that when you come, everyone seems to have climbed out of the pit!"

"Isn't it?Those people must have grown up in ****, you see that the is all done like that and sticks to the body, it is estimated that you are afraid of hunger, and you can eat a piece of at any time!"

"Why do I want to throw up?"

Listening to the conversation of these people, those disciples of the Dead Demon Cave knew that they had found the right person!

"Let's go! Yuelai Inn in the east of the town...... Hungry ......" The Death Demon Cave disciple retched in his throat!

"Old Wu, what's wrong with you? Did you choke on eating too fast just now?"

"No, I'm disgusted by those guys, you know, I have a cleanliness fetish, I can myself, but if someone else eats it, I will feel disgusted!"

"Oh, but I see you've just eaten more than anyone else!"

"I'm eating intestines, okay?"

"But aren't your intestines full of? I remember you still had a biaji mouth when you ate it...... While eating, I said, I can't imagine that there is meat bun sauce to eat!"

"Ahem, cough, this is not a concept, okay, let's not talk about it, I thought that our Death Demon Cave was the heaviest mouth, but I didn't expect to meet a guy with a heavier mouth than us!"

......

Just before a few disciples of the Death Demon Cave arrived in Tinglin Town, where they had just devoured their intestines, a monk appeared!

Black-hearted monk.

In fact, that day, after Ma Xiaodonkey left, he left, and those bull-nosed Taoist priests had a headache when they looked at it, not to mention that one generation was not as good as the next, and the generation was still bigger than the other, and the eyes were higher than the top.

The black-hearted monk felt that if he stayed any longer, he would probably be by them!

He is much faster than Ma Xiao Donkey, and he has a flying magic weapon, so when he came here, Ma Xiao Donkey was still bumpy in the middle of the road!

Although he has also wanted to exchange for a car to drive countless times, but considering that he doesn't even have a driver's license, if he uses the accelerator as a brake and knocks himself to death, it will be troublesome!

So I had to sit on the horse and shake it slowly, but I couldn't shake the grandmother's bridge!

As soon as the black-hearted monk appeared in that place, he began to take pictures with a click!

"Tomorrow the daily newspaper should be very short of materials! Then I'll send them some pictures and texts!"

"Ma Xiaodonkey, this rabbit cub, I don't know where I am now, Lao Tzu helped you win over Chongshan, and helped you get the news, don't give me any benefits next time we meet, be careful Lao Tzu plucks your hair!" The black-hearted monk was disgusted while taking pictures, so he had to transfer all his resentment to Ma Xiaodonkey.

The horse and the little donkey who were running on a horse sneezed a few times for no reason, and they were still wondering in their hearts, what was that grandson thinking about Lao Tzu?

"Do you have a cold?" Qu Shiqing quickly moved forward! )

PS: Can you still write it down?