Chapter 222: Oops......
The next day, daily newspapers across the continent reported the tragedy in front of the Women's Friends, but when they saw the clear picture on it, everyone felt sick to death!
Fortunately, there is no radio and television in this society, otherwise the daily newspaper would have been closed a long time ago!
Although these people are not big names, there are still some people who know them after all!
"Isn't this the three masters of the Batcave? isn't he going to the Far North Forest with the Alliance?"
"Yes, look at this, isn't this the head of the Cave Heaven Sect? Isn't he also a leader of the Alliance? How could he do such a disgusting thing?"
"Could it be that this alliance is such a disgusting alliance? I like to say that some people like to play with each other's intestines?
"Probably, if you don't believe it, you can go back and try it!"
"Why don't you try?"
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This in itself was as trivial as losing a hair in the crotch of his pants, but later many people tried it, and many people died because of it.
That's not all, it is said that just because of this intestines, the entire continent has become much better!
This was unexpected!
At this time, the disciples of the Dead Demon Cave had also rushed to the Yuelai Inn in the east of the town.
They don't even need to ask which one it is, because the entire Yuelai Inn has already been chartered!
Although those Dead Demon Cave disciples like ****, it doesn't mean that they are.
There are so many people on the other side, and there will be a lot of masters in Nannian, so they chose to sneak attack!
How to sneak attack?
For example, when someone goes up to the hut, they suddenly stretch out a pair of hands from the thatched pit and grab them fiercely on their little brother, of course, if they don't react in time. It is likely that they will say goodbye to the little brother later!
When they eat, they often eat something very disgusting, such as dead mice, flies, cockroaches, etc.!
"Let's go, we can't wait!" Where can Master Chen Yuan endure it, he is a person of noble character, poetry, songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and these things are the things that accompany him, where are these disgusting things that don't pay for the dead!
This time, no one objected anymore, and those who lost the disciples had already confirmed that their disciples were dead!
However. As soon as they embarked on the journey, they encountered the same thing again, and from time to time a lot of dirt balls would fly out of the nearby woods.
At first, when a dirt ball flew over, they thought it was a hidden weapon, after all, after the last trebuchet incident, they were a lot more cautious this time, and a frizzy guy directly punched it!
As a result, as soon as the dirt ball was attacked, it exploded. It was falling like raindrops!
If you didn't attack just now, it was just such a dirt ball that anyone could attack, but now it has become something like a small raindrop. That's different.
Many people fled, but there were still many who didn't!
I'm leaning on, it's feces again, didn't the League go out this time and didn't look at the yellow calendar. Everywhere you go, it's got on with feces!
"Who the hell are these?" the men were about to vomit again. "How can it be just a ball of dirt, and in the end it will become dung!"
Naturally, what they asked was the well-informed Chen Yuanzhu!
"There are people in this world who can play better than shell lang, I don't think there is anyone except the Death Demon Cave. We seem to be in trouble!" said Lord Chen Yuan with a heavy face.
Fortunately, the matter was not as serious as expected, and they turned back again and washed it again, and continued on their way.
When those dung balls struck again, after Lord Chen Yuan revealed his hand to cover the sky and the sun, he never appeared again!
Finally they could hurry, and they had been delayed for days!
At this time, the horse and the little donkey finally took a shortcut from the primeval forest to the far north!
When they arrived at the 24th Division, Tang Haotian was organizing those people to exercise, looking at their movements, Ma Xiaodonkey found that their movements were not the stiff ones at the beginning!
And there are a few people next to it who are doing a handstand!
In the distance, one division after another is exercising in an orderly manner!
It was very satisfying to see these horses and little asses, very satisfied!
As a result, Ma Xiaodonkey walked over and shouted Tang Haotian, no one else has a bird for him!
This made Ma Xiaodonkey very inexplicable, could it be that he was the acting general for a few days, and his temper came up?
Ma Xiaodonkey shouted again, but Tang Haotian didn't even twist his head, and shouted to the front: "I am a soldier, my duty is to surround the country and protect every relative around me, in order to achieve this goal, I must work hard, work hard, focus, focus, focus!"
"Hard, hard, focus, focus!"
"We want Mount Tai to collapse and not change!"
"The color doesn't change!"
"We are invincible, and any enemy is a paper tiger!"
"We are invincible, and any enemy is a paper tiger!"
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Listening to those neat slogans, Ma Xiaodonkey also felt a burst of enthusiasm!
Then, Tang Hao turned around and walked towards the horse and the little donkey.
"Boss, are you back?"
"Okay, it's kind of like that!"
Tang Haotian scratched his head in embarrassment.
"You taught you all those tricks?"
Tang Haotian said curtly: "I see that their movements are too stiff, so I have a set of martial arts for them, I think this is much more practical than the one they came from!"
"Yes, I've seen your martial arts, it's indeed sharper and purer!"
"What about the slogans?"
"Boss, don't you think that shouting such a trumpet makes everyone more energetic?"
Ma Xiaodonkey thought that this was indeed the case, this is a psychological suggestion!
"This is actually in winter, every time I can't stand it and don't want to get up when I can't stand it in the bed!"
When Ma Xiaodonkey heard it, was there any gimmick?
"Every time I feel like my bladder is about to burst, I tell myself over and over again in my heart, I'm going to get up and pee! I'm going to get up and pee!
"Oh," Ma Xiaodonkey thought that this guy was talking about something, in this case there was no need for any psychological hints, let alone shouting a few times. If it's too late, shout it again and your bladder will burst!
However, this method is indeed useful, for example, when Ma Xiaodonkey went to school alone, the dirty clothes were piled up, and if he didn't wash them, he would have no clothes to wear, but he really didn't want to wash them, what should I do?
Just use your heart to suggest the law. I'm going to do the laundry, I'm going to do the laundry, and then you're going to do the laundry!
Mental suggestion is indeed useful, especially in battle, to establish their psychological superiority, to make them understand that they are invincible and invincible!
I didn't expect this kid to have a set!
"That's right, Boss. I also did one thing!" Tang Haotian said with a sudden flushed face.
"What's the matter?"
"I went to take a peek at the Ferris army the other day, and then, and then I sent the 24th Division to a sneak attack, and it was a big victory. There were no dead people, dozens of wounded!"
This guy is really bold, if he doesn't come back in a few days, I really don't know if he will directly pull the army to the war!
"What about the wounded?"
"It's all been dealt with. But they were ashamed of themselves, and they were embarrassed to see me when they came back from their injuries, saying that you were right. When you are strong yourself, the enemy is the ants, and this time, they feel that the skyscraper army that was evenly matched with them last time was so weak!"
"People are so weak that they will be injured?" Ma Xiaodonkey does not like this kind of lofty ambition.
"That's why they're ashamed, because they also feel that they're really to blame for their injuries, and they should have been easy to dodge, at least when they usually train, those actions are easy, and now they can't dodge, it can only be said that they haven't trained enough! Now although they are injured, they haven't fallen behind at all!" Tang Haotian seems to have a relationship with them!
The relationship between men is often the easiest to establish in blood and sweat, and in the same way, it is easiest to forget the plain and forget each other!
"You invented those handstands too?"
"Every time I was disobedient when I was a child, my dad punished me like that!"
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After a general understanding of what happened after he left, Ma Xiaodonkey saw that Tang Haotian had feelings for the exercise, so he left him to continue, and then secretly touched the tent!
Qu Shiqing knew that she had occupied the horse and the little donkey alone for so long, and she was afraid that Chen Yixin would be angry, so she wandered around alone!
She was already content.
Love is selfish, and Chen Yixin is willing to share the horse and donkey with herself, and she is already very grateful!
The little donkey sneaked into the tent, he heard the faint breathing on the bed, showed an evil smile, and walked over slowly!
Chen Yixin was facing away from herself, her hair was a little messy, and Ma Xiaodonkey looked a little distressed, it seemed that she must be missing what she thought.
Looking at her emaciated back, she is much thinner than before she left herself, it seems that this little girl really needs to comfort herself!
Tiptoeing in, her hand poked through her wide clothes, and suddenly she started to slip into it!
Something doesn't taste right!
But I can't care so much, although every woman has her own unique taste, but, women are bees, God knows what kind of flowers she picked one day?
As soon as the quilt was covered, Chen Yixin's body was turned around, and when he found the right position, he kissed the cherry lips!
The whole person also pressed up!
The fit is called tight!
"Uh-huh......" The other party made a sound like nothing, and the horse and the little donkey listened to this sound and the blood of the beast boiled.
Hey, no, why is it smaller? Could it be that after I left, the person became thinner, and the other became thinner?
Feeling the slippery and soft palm of his hand, Ma Xiaodonkey was a little puzzled, Chen Yixin's one he didn't know how many times he had eaten it, although the feel couldn't be distinguished, but the size was still there!
"Xin'er, I want to feed?"
The little donkey had already been brained by that worm, and just left his mouth, and was about to go down again, but as soon as his words fell, he felt that he had been pushed away a little, and the hand was extremely strong, and then he was kicked away!
The quilt was thrown away, and the horse and the little donkey flew in mid-air and saw Chen Yixin on the bed clearly!
Where is Chen Yixin, that's Tang Qingyou at all!
"You, you, how are you?"
Tang Qingyou's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, "What, why are you?"
Although Tang Qingyou is a saint, he is a virgin who eats yo-yo, except for Ma Xiaodonkey, who has never been pulled by a man in his life...... Please don't laugh, tens of thousands of years old grandmothers can also fall in love...... Besides, people's faces and bodies are all tender little girls...... Feel the water when you touch it!
However, being messed with by Ma Xiaodonkey like this, she almost fainted to death!
Speaking of which, this is to blame, and Chen Yixin can only be blamed, because after only leaving the horse and the donkey, this girl didn't know if she was used to sleeping with a man, so she had to pull Tang Qingyou to sleep together, saying that she had a sense of security, but this girl was not honest at all when she slept, she didn't put her hand into Tang Qingyou's clothes in the middle of the night and touched it......
just pressed Tang Qingyou on his chest, and almost didn't suffocate the saints of the other generation!
Tang Qingyou was shocked as a woman, Chen Yixin's thing was too big!
Chen Yixin can't be blamed for this, after all, there are horses and little donkeys that have been constantly developing!
As a saint, even if she suppressed Xiu Wei again, it was impossible not to know that Ma Xiaodonkey had come in, but she thought it was Chen Yixin at first.
You know, Chen Yixin has always liked to mess around with him like this!
When her chest is lost, her cherry lips are lost, and her whole person is suppressed, she will be stupid, because she already knows who is coming.
But that sour and numb feeling made her reluctant to push it away...... Until the horse and the donkey want to eat...... Going to eat that...... I'm not your mother!
Tang Qingyou couldn't pretend anymore, and as soon as he pushed him away, the **** who was as white as jade kicked over!
No, the horse and the donkey were kicked away!
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Qu Shiqing was strolling along the army's camp, and as a result, she met Chen Yixin, who was picking wild vegetables!
To say that this far northern, although it has not yet reached the icy and snowy place, it has already begun to get cold, and a lot of wild vegetables have grown!
This reminded Chen Yixin of her days in Shimen, so she came to pick wild vegetables!
As soon as she saw Qu Shiqing, Chen Yixin jumped up all of a sudden.
"Shiqing, are you back?
Qu Shiqing saw Chen Yixin, although there was nothing between the two, and Chen Yixin didn't care about herself, but she still had the mentality of seeing a big house in a small three.
"Yes, Sister Yixin, he, he went to the tent to find you!"
"Go to the tent to find me?" Chen Yi's face suddenly changed: "Oops! Hurry up and ...... quickly"
Qu Shiqing was baffled by Chen Yixin's actions, but she didn't dare to slack off, and immediately ran to the tent! )
PS: It should be 220,221,222, chapters, sorry......