Chapter 57: The Cave of the Dead......
Three people, no, it was two people and one bird who spent the night in the tent, and they were going to leave the next day, but they were really hit by Ma Xiaodonkey's words yesterday.
Early in the morning, the old bald bird had a fever, cough, headache, runny nose, and a pair of symptoms of influenza, plus the bald bird itself is a bird, so it was really said by the horse and the little donkey, this guy has bird flu!
"Woo woo, he's sorry to die, it's hard to die ......"
After all, the horse and the donkey can't show too much schadenfreude, but sometimes when people encounter happy events, they can't hide it if they want to.
"Master, my physiological needs accidentally caused bird flu, it seems that the old bones and legs are really not good......"
"Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu is drenched in the rain, it has nothing to do with that, don't say it, although the eagle eagle yesterday didn't look good, but it still has a different flavor......" As soon as he said this, the old bald bird was so energetic that he forgot about bird flu.
I wiped it, this old bald man can really say it, what has a different flavor, why don't you have a heavy taste at all?
"I think there's something strange about this?!" Unexpectedly, at this time, the old bald bird added again.
"Isn't there a saying about any cold? Kung fu is not good, don't be vigorous, you see, you are evil on the outside and void on the inside, the flu is very normal!" Ma Xiaodonkey felt that the old bald bird was trying to save face for himself.
"Ahem, boy. Do you know how long I've not had a cold? It's not that I'm bragging, for tens of thousands of years, Lao Tzu's body has been poisonous, and he actually caught a cold, which really makes me wonder what is so powerful!"
For the old bald bird's "it's not me bragging" bragging, the horse and the little donkey had to listen to it as the wind in their ears.
But, to say something strange, the horse and the donkey first thought of the cave that emitted a stench at any time.
Could it have something to do with that?
But even if there is a relationship, it seems that I have a problem, after all, he is the closest.
At this moment, suddenly there was a sound of something falling outside the tent, and when they ran out to see, there were quite a few dead birds on the ground!
And it's still falling not far away.
Ma Xiaodonkey looked at the old bald bird, and the bald bird quickly shook his head, "I'm not hungry now, it's definitely not my ......."
The horse and the donkey ran to check on the dead birds, and found that they were all foaming at the mouth.
"It's very similar to your symptoms, and you died not long after you got sick!"
"My day, why are you talking so infiltrating? How could Lao Tzu die? Isn't it just a cold?"
"It's supposed to be a virus, someone deliberately did it...... As for why, I don't know. "The horse and the donkey can only guess this.
"Creating a virus?" said the old bald bird, who seemed to think of something, "Could it be the people of the Dead Demon Cave? How did they come out?"
"What is the Cave of the Dead?"
"That's an evil sect, specializing in absorbing the filthy qi of this world to practice, the exercises are extremely brutal, but many years ago they were beaten and fled into the far north forest and didn't dare to come out, I don't know if it will be them this time. The old bald bird naturally told such a secret event as a treasure.
"Far North Forest?" is now the little donkey particularly sensitive to this situation. In this way, he thought it was very likely.
"Yes, it's a bitter cold place. ”
"You said the Cave of the Dead Demons, will they make poisonous gas?" asked the little donkey,
"Naturally, while they are making poisonous gas, they absorb the dead and smelly, and so on, it is said that some disciples of the Dead Demon Cave can drill into the thousand-year-old dung pit and practice for several years without coming out, and the most desperate thing is that there are also people who specialize in absorbing women's menstrual bad luck to practice! They specialize in living in places where there are many women such as Qinglou, and once people take out the garbage, they pounce like hungry wolves!"
The old bald bird's erudition and strong knowledge made a certain cool person who heard his words want to vomit, can these be practiced?
However, they can set up a garbage collection station or wastewater treatment center to solve the problem of environmental pollution in minutes.
"If they only absorb it, it's nothing, the key is that they still have to emit it, and what they absorb is that kind of thing, what kind of good thing do you say they can emit?" It's extremely poisonous...... "The old bald bird's own skin began to get goosebumps!"
"Ahem, I don't know if your virus was excreted after those people sucked the dung pit or the woman's thing, obediently, Master, are you powerful? Big Mac?"
It's just that this poisonous gas is also interesting, it only poisons people...... I don't know if it's because the effect hasn't reached or if it's true.
This is also something that makes the old bald bird disgusting, he originally said it disgusting to the two of them, but the more he said it, the more he felt invincible...... Lao Tzu seems to have been tricked!
"Also, not necessarily, I'm just talking about ...... casually"
Ma Xiaodonkey knew in his heart that he was not worried about the old bald bird's illness, but how to deal with the people in this dead demon cave, he wanted to know.
"Master, are the people in this Death Demon Cave powerful?Is there a way to restrain yourself?If you don't play well, you'll be stable when you die, apprentice, don't I have to play too, I can't even burn some paper for you......"
"Don't curse me, I think I can't understand...... This disciple of the Dead Demon Cave, not to mention the cultivation level, but the destructive power is incomparable, like you, basically you will definitely die if you meet the same level!"
"That's not a joke, everyone goes back to their own homes to find their own mothers, Master, it's not that the apprentices don't save you, it's really powerless! Instead of everyone dying together, it's better to sacrifice you and benefit both of us......" Ma Xiaodonkey finished speaking and was about to pull Qu Shiqing away.
"Don't, you ungrateful rabbit cub, aren't you just a disciple of the Demon Cave? How can you compare with my apprentice of the King of Ten Thousand Feathers, don't worry, Master, I will just branch you a few tricks, and I will clean him up!"
By the way, Master, I really saw the cave of the Dead Demon Cave yesterday, but the disciple's strength is low, so I really don't dare to enter it......" Ma Xiaodonkey looked bitter and hateful.
"It's good to be able to realize your strength, come on, get some food for the master, I'll teach you two tricks, and castrate it in minutes!"