"Master, I think it's the most comfortable thing to say since I've known you!

"Didn't I already teach you how to control birds? What else do you want?" the bald bird eats more salt than the horse and the donkey eat.

"Look at the birds around you, they're all dead, I'm going to control the birds...... Besides, isn't the best bird also a bird? Why can't I control you...... Take 10,000 steps back, are you embarrassed to say that you taught me? You gave me blood, okay? We are brothers who are allied by blood...... "Ma Xiaodonkey actually made sense.

"I'm very suspicious of your intentions......" The bald bird squinted at the horse and the little donkey, "Say it quickly, did you have bad intentions for Lao Tzu from the beginning......"

"Ouch, I'll go. I have bad intentions for you, and you don't look at your bird-like ...... Even if I have an important taste for humans and beasts, I will find a vixen, not a leper like you, and besides, isn't it a special situation now? You can still have the ability to pounce a few times and destroy the guy in the Dead Demon Cave......"

The old bald bird naturally knew about this situation, and it didn't make much sense to continue arguing, besides, he actually looked at the child Ma Xiaodonkey...... 's cooking skills are still quite pleasing to the eye...... With his tens of thousands of years of experience, he really can't remember how many martial arts he has, and he can't hurt his strength or move his bones if he teaches him a few casually.

"Now, don't talk about this, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable to death, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a few dishes, get some wine, nourish your spirits, and then order you a few tricks, keep you invincible!"

"It's not simple...... "A shameless guy like Ma Xiaodonkey, who is shameless to ask, is naturally very willing in the face of benefits, and he spent dozens of virtual values to get him a table of good wine and good food, in this society, even the state banquet is not so delicious.

Good wine is indispensable...... directly did Moutai......

The old bald bird, who eats straight at the end of the meal, sweats baldly, and the skin on one end is even more bright red and dazzling.

"It's not that Lao Tzu is bragging, what kind of good things have I never eaten...... But, fuck you, this is too delicious...... What is this...... "The old bald bird asked the horse and the donkey in a drunken daze, picking up a small grain.

"This dish is exquisite, this is a special dish somewhere, called Sanzi!"

"This meat is good, it tastes good, and the way to eat it is even more special, but how do I think this thing looks like a little mouse?"

"It tastes good, naturally. Don't you see that we don't eat the ones that are reserved for you? Anyway, this little thing is really alive, but I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it, so I killed them all...... The reason why this thing is called three squeaks is because this dish is particular about eating, first of all, the chopsticks are special, one is wooden and the other is iron, and the iron end must be burned hot, and then pick up this little old ...... thing, and then that little thing will scream first because of pain, it's a squeak...... Then it is to use this little thing to dip the seasoning, one is particular, and you must use your head to dip it, so that the little thing will suck in a belly of seasoning because of the pain, which is called two squeaks. The three squeaks are when we bite into our mouths, and the seasoning from the stomach of the little thing shoots into our mouths...... It was an invincible feeling!" explained Ma Xiaodonkey. Damn, although this is indeed a dish, but he really can't accept it, it's not like a little mouse, it's just a little mouse.

"That's good, that's good, as long as it's not a mouse, anyway, the most disgusting thing for me is a mouse. But these three squeaks really taste good!" As he spoke, the old bald bird ate a few more little mice, and the horse and donkey looked at it and felt sick to their stomachs.

"I like this little insect even more, the entrance is smooth and tender, it's just delicious in the world......" The old bald bird picked up another worm.

"That's, isn't it all about honoring you old? These insects are not ordinary insects, in short, you must know that they are extremely difficult to come by! The taste is so delicious that ordinary people can't eat them if they want to!" Ma Xiaodonkey looked at the crunchy and delicious appearance of the old bald bird, and his face turned green, what was that...... That's the flesh of the teeth...... The tooth meat is not gum meat, but maggots that accidentally grow in it when pickling pickles......

"Mmmmmmmm, these dishes are good, you kid has two brushes! If you make these delicious dishes for Lao Tzu to eat every day, then why don't Lao Tzu teach you a set of kung fu in one meal?"

"Really?" said Ma Xiaodonkey, as happy as he had heard that his sister-in-law had given birth to a little brother for him. If you want to say that this is cooking, he is really not afraid of virtual value, but he really can't do it, just all kinds of dark dishes, what fried toenails, brine toads, braised big chirps, stewed menstrual soup......

Not to mention the noodles under the watermelon, the carrots and fried oranges, and the frozen spicy hot!

"That's natural, boy, Lao Tzu is a little dizzy now, I know you have some doorways, but this path of cultivation can't be fake, even if the reality is smooth and successful, in the end, it is also a mirror, so, there are some things, you can only take it as an opportunity, and you must not use it as a last resort...... Remember, don't let anything hold you back, but use him as a tool from start to finish!"

The old bald bird's words exploded in the ears of the horse and the donkey like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, although he did not name him directly, but the spearhead was directly aimed at the summoning mobile phone on his body.

You must know that when he came to this world, the only reliance and reliance was on this mobile phone and Yang Ji in the mobile phone.

And no one has ever discovered these, and Ma Xiaodonkey is confident that no one will find out.

But it was said by the old bald bird.

How could he not be shocked.

Of course, if it is just debunked, it will not be so shocking.

The point is what he said.

Yes, why did you cross yourself?

Why does this mobile phone follow itself and is willing to help itself?

And Yang Ji? Why does she keep helping herself? Is it just because she is handsome?

Of course, you have to admit that you are handsome, but the reason is really far-fetched!

Ma Xiaodonkey never thought that his moral sentiments were as high as several floors, and even he himself thought that he was a mercenary guy.

And a mercenary person is often not afraid to speculate on the people around him with the worst malice.

In that case, there are some doubts.

Why would they help themselves? Isn't that a purpose?

But what can I do to give them pictures?

In fact, Ma Xiaodonkey has long had doubts about this problem, but he doesn't have the ability and really relies on this mobile phone, so he doesn't want to think about this problem, or has been avoiding it.

But being exposed like an old bald bird, he had to think about it carefully.

"However, you don't need to worry, because your current cultivation is not enough. And those things do give you benefits, whether it is the meridians or the exercises, they belong to the upper level. But have you ever thought that the little bit of cultivation value that others can only obtain by cultivating hard can be obtained by taking pills, will it be a little too simple?"

However, it makes sense.

All things must be reversed. Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't think he is so good, so awesome that he can be fatter than others when he eats meat and drinks cold water.

Then, this cultivation method is debatable.

"So. Boy, everything must be viewed with suspicion, just like the three squeaks you just gave me, although it tastes good, but I still suspect that it is a mouse, but after your explanation. I was immediately at a loss. Knowing the truth, I can eat more at ease!" The analogy of the old bald bird is really apt enough, and the apt horse and little donkey almost laughed at the delay in such a heavy environment.

"Let me tell you this, the exercises are good, and those who can rely on them still have to rely on them, but don't rely on them too much, and lay a good foundation. When you are powerful yourself, you will not be coerced by anyone! I just want to say one thing about those things of yours, choose those who are good and follow them, and change those who are not good!

This old bald bird is very powerful, this is the first thought of the horse and the little donkey. Second, he is not good at math, he just said that he only wanted to say one sentence, but he was stunned to add a sentence, so let's do it!

"Then Master, what do you think I should do?" Ma Xiaodonkey called this time Master was very sincere. A real warrior dares to face the bleak life, and dares to accept anyone's guidance with an open mind.

Even if it's a stick bird!

"Rely more on yourself to improve!Keep your feet on the ground! I've got a set of refining bodies here, which is pretty good, I think it's quite suitable for you...... If you are not weak and practice well, you may be inspired. After the old bald bird finished speaking, the little donkey magically found that he had something more in his mind!

"I'll go!" This is another magic skill shown by the old bald bird in addition to the bird control technique.

Direct consciousness through the delivery, it's faster than fucking copying.

"Here, I'm afraid we won't be able to do without it for a while, you practice, I'll go and get some sleep!" After the old bald bird finished speaking, he staggered like a balloon stuffed into his crotch and fell asleep.

Ma Xiaodonkey carefully looked through the body refining technique, but his mind was on the mobile phone in his dantian.

Why did Yang Ji deliberately not appear when he only met the old bald bird from himself, even if it was an occasional appearance

Fleeting.

This at least shows that Yang Ji is afraid of the old bald bird and is afraid of being discovered by him.

But what's so terrible about her?

"Leave him alone, anyway, the old bald bird also said that he doesn't have any use value now, why do you think about it so much?"

Thinking about it, Ma Xiaodonkey began to study the body refining technique.