There is a kind of woman in this world, whether she is married to a woman or not, whether she has fallen into the dust, whether she has died of incense, men will like her from beginning to end, unfortunately, in reality, this kind of woman is often really married early, or fallen into the dust, or died of incense, so men can only sink in fantasy with regrets.

The emperor will not be stumped by such regrets, he waved his pen, hand-picked the show to become the first name of the palace examination, recruited as a concubine, married the ugliest princess to him, and in a blink of an eye, the rival became a son-in-law.

Because the emperor did not take the initiative to pursue the practical experience of the opposite sex, and Bu Jiexue did not take the initiative to express his intention to give her arms, the emperor could only have a crush on her first. In order to match the style of his crush, the emperor ordered 300 court painters to paint the portrait of Bu Jiexue, and at the same time, in order to show his gentlemanly demeanor of pity and cherishing jade, he also did not allow the painters to affect her normal life.

The painters rented all the rooms in the dozen shops around Shouren Pavilion, and every day they pretended to be people of various identities to haunt Bu Jianxue, peek at her a few times, and immediately rush back to the room to pick up the pen, which was much more difficult than the human sketches they painted for the concubines and palace ladies in the palace. What's even worse is that Bu Jian Xue Bingxue is smart, and he can see at a glance which is the painter sent by the emperor, so he squeezes his eyebrows at the other party and makes a grimace. Within a month, the painters have become famous sprinters and disguise masters, but they have never been able to see the whole picture of Bu Jiexue, and the results are painted in a variety of ways, some are painted as Guanyin Bodhisattva, some are painted as Qinglou celebrities, and some are painted as their first girlfriends. In a fit of rage, the emperor sent all of them to the border gates, which effectively promoted the great prosperity and development of military art.

At first, the painters were desperately shouting grievances, but the emperor personally went out and splashed ink on the spot, drawing the appearance of Bu Jianxue based on his impression, and showed them: "Yongnu!

When the painters looked at the painting, they were blinded. Blind in their eyes, they had no choice but to go to the barracks and paint propaganda posters to exert their residual heat -- the kind of propaganda posters that can be painted without eyes.

The emperor ordered people to frame the "Zhong Kui picture" painted by himself and hang it in the palace day and night to comfort the pain of lovesickness. Soon, the Surrealist school was born, which is off-topic.

The emperor who read countless women was not willing to just think about a painting every day, and had a plan, mobilized the skilled craftsmen of the whole country, and built a new pavilion next to the Shouren Pavilion, the shape and structure of this building, and even every material and every carving and every part are the same as the Shouren Pavilion, and the scale is more than ten times larger than the Shouren Pavilion, towering into the clouds, proud of all directions. The emperor was very satisfied, and the royal pen was inscribed "Zhuang Bilou".

Actually, this building was not all built to pick up girls. Many years ago, a down-and-out scholar wandered here, with nowhere to live or money to eat, and the great-grandfather of the Shouren Pavilion at that time, Bu Jiexue, kindly took him in and let him study while doing chores. Tracing the footsteps of the sages, accompanied by cultural attractions, so it seems that Zhuang Bilou also contains a lot of political significance and historical value, according to the normal law, many years later, it will become a cash cow for the local people to make a fortune, but also to let the emperor who pursues the snow to be praised for eternity.

However, due to bad luck, the building was destroyed in the war not long after it was built, and it became a pile of ruins. Therefore, many, many years later, when people talk about this building, they will only say: "Back then, the faint gentleman coveted beauty, built a lot of construction, worked hard and lost money, and built such a useless broken thing, which caused irreversible damage to the economy and natural environment here, and made us suffer endless suffering for generations, and we really deserved a thousand cuts." "Of course, this is only many, many, many years later, and now that the emperor is still powerful, the people will not be stupid enough to tell the truth.

On the day of the completion of the Zhuang Bi Building, thousands of people were empty, and the local people carnivaled for three days, dedicating the passion and performance talent that the ancestors did not have for 18 generations, just to prove one thing: Zhuang Bi Lou is the most magical, greatest and most immortal building throughout the ages.

She not only turned a blind eye to the emperor's intentions, but also complained to the local government that Zhuang Bilou illegally occupied the land and plagiarized the architectural design style of Shouren Pavilion and unfair competition, which made the emperor very faceless.

The emperor, who had a failed crush, decided to confess openly and honestly to Bu Jianxue, and he launched an offensive with carts of silk and silk and rare treasures, and the gifts were piled up as high as Zhuang Bilou, but Bu Jianxue was not moved at all, and gave all these things to the poor people; the emperor summoned all kinds of talents and pickling girls from all walks of life in the government and the opposition, and wrote bundles of love letters, which were sprinkled on Bu Jiexue like snowflakes, and as a result, they were all swept into the thatched house, and it was used for several months instead of toilets; the emperor also organized a large number of socialites who could speak well and Bu Jiexue's relatives and friends to do her ideological work, but Bu Jiexue politely declined one by one; the emperor finally gave up the three thousand beauties of the harem at the cost of it, announced "monogamy, start with me", in order to show his infatuation and loyalty to Bu Jianxue, Bu Jianxue still would rather die than obey, and the emperor couldn't bear to force it anymore.

Bu Jiexue has been famous all over the world since then, this fame does not come from the stacks of treasures and toilet paper, nor from the fact that she is worth more than three thousand beauties, but because the emperor can't bear to force it anymore, because what the emperor can't get has always had only one end, and what the emperor can't bear to destroy is the most incredible.

is such a strange woman who has no eyes and no oil and salt, but in the end she became Sharen's wife. Regarding the combination of the two, the people in the rivers and lakes called "Luan Jiaofeng, such as drums and pianos", and the evaluation in the history books is "indiscriminate fornication and illegal cohabitation".

It is said that that night in Shouren Pavilion, when Sha Ren pushed open the door of Bu Jiexue, there were more than a dozen heroes in it who were fighting red-faced and red-eared, because Sha Ren's martial arts were the best in the world, so he married Bu Jiexue and became my father.

This logic is not rigorous enough, because if Bu Jiexue is unwilling to marry, the emperor will be helpless, and what is the use of having high martial arts? Besides, it is one thing for Sha Ren to marry Bu Jiexue, and it is another thing to become my father, what is the sequence and internal relationship between these two things? Based on my mature intelligence and the reasoning ability cultivated from detective comics, I can conclude that there must be an article among them.

No one has ever told me the details of the whole thing, and it just so happened that Xue Qingyun, a senior martial arts senior, was drinking tea and chatting in the master's room, so I asked the well-informed him: "Senior, how did I come to this world?"

Xue Daxia's face was as secretive as deep: "Not suitable for children!"

I once thought this was a brainteaser puzzle, and I didn't find a solution for a long time, but then I thought it was a four-character couplet.

Unexpectedly, Xue Daxia's eyes widened angrily: "Ah! Xiao Ye is presumptuous!"

Later, Master reminded me that the martial arts seniors are generally very sensitive to the matter of "ability", you can say that they are boring, ignorant, immoral, and shameless, but you can definitely not say that they are incompetent, especially not for Xue Daxia, because it is easy to evoke his painful memories about the Drunken Smoke Workshop.

Drunken Smoke Workshop is located in the Arc Nao City of Taiping Prefecture, there is a pair of stone carvings on both sides of the door: "Drunken Red Lily Gentle Township, Fireworks Heavy Building Race Paradise", it is a well-known social resort, a veritable gold grotto, where you can meet a lot of downclass people in the upper class.

Most of the people in the rivers and lakes are temperamental people, and it is impossible to miss such a good place in terms of temperament and affection. The predecessors of the martial arts uphold the spirit of "the old man is strong and the old man pushes the cart", and they have practiced it, rushing to the drunken smoke shop one after another, and Xue Daxia is no exception.

On that day, he entered the drunken smoke workshop, which coincided with an international academic symposium being held in Arc Nao City, where celebrities gathered, guests were full, and beauties were out of stock. The enthusiastic bustard tried his best to find an "exotic enchantress" for Xue Daxia, praising this girl for her "skin as tender as tofu, eyes as clear as water, and graceful figure like a snake", which was impeccablely beautiful.

Xue Daxia paid the money with joy, looked into the house, and cried. The person in front of him has skin like stinky tofu, eyes like swill, and a figure like a python, and he won't let him go as soon as he is entangled.

Xue Daxia, who was traumatized physically and mentally, has since collapsed and become sexually impotent, as long as he sees or hears any words related to "incompetence", he will be manic and uneasy, and even burn the hardcover of "Journey to the West" and the commemorative wax figure of Zhu Bajie that have been collected at home for many years.

I felt that this was very worthy of understanding and sympathy, so I turned to Master and asked, "Master, then please tell me about what happened that night in Shouren Pavilion."

Master rolled his eyes: I'm not here, you're here, ask me what I>'m doing?