Zhuang Bilou was brightly lit all night, and the glittering streamers filled the cloud windows of the Fog Pavilion, like an unruly wildfire between the silent world, stirring up thousands of figures and voices. It's the usual carnival on the eve of a big event, a warm-up before a fight, a soothing aftermath of a trade, and a thrill at mating, where the players are celebrating in advance for tomorrow's hit.

At three o'clock, the moon is hidden in the tulle, the wind dances in the empty alley, a series of strange bells suddenly ring between the heaven and the earth, far and near, high and low, like the wind and clouds whistling, like the mountains and rivers whimpering, like the anger of the gods, like the enchanting owl laughing, I don't know where it originates, I don't know where it comes from, I only see countless golden yellow notes emerging from all directions, some are as big as a pot stove, some are as small as mosquitoes and flies, and they are all over the world fluttering towards Zhuang Bilou to gather in the past. After a while, these golden musical notes surrounded Zhuang Bilou, slowly rotating and flowing around the towering building, like a giant dancing gauze robe. Outside the sari, thousands of visions of the Nine Heavenly Gods and Buddhas and the Nine Demons appeared one after another, with unpredictable expressions on their faces, laughing or crying, pity or anger, swimming around in the air like fish. The smell of sulfur filled the Zhuang Bi Building, and everyone lost control of their wills almost at the same time, and their hearts were in turmoil, as if they had taken a flattering drug. Sha Ren was not spared, after all, he was only the first in the world in martial arts, and he did not have any toxicological immune function.

The chaos quickly spread from Zhuang Bilou to the streets and alleys, like thousands of cannonballs poured into the brazier, detonated and shot out in all directions, bursting out with ** and crazy roar. Ten months later, a large number of new lives fell to the ground, but they couldn't figure out who their father was. Twenty years later, this group of like-for-law people set up a family search organization called "Where is Daddy", and they searched for their fathers all over the world, but because most of the fathers came here after changing their appearance, there were few successful people.

According to the descriptions of many people involved, experienced old rivers and lakes think that someone is poisoning or using evil magic, but no one can tell what it is. Due to this accident, the beautiful male competition was forced to be postponed for half a month, and most of the contestants either died or were injured and disfigured in the melee that night, and went out directly. In the end, a mysterious boy with no name came to the fore, because he had eaten a bad stomach at that time, and all the toilets in Zhuang Bilou were crowded with drunken people, so he had to go to the public toilet two blocks away to run a loose and escape.

As the only eligible player, he won the title of "the most beautiful man in the world", which made all those who thought they were more handsome than him angry, and lamented how a good thing like diarrhea could not be his turn while scolding the poisoner. However, for those lonely noblewomen who spend a lot of money on a full meal and beauty, and handsome young men who grovel to the sake of popularity, the assault is undoubtedly an excellent fig leaf, allowing them to take what they need and stay out of it. Whenever they talked about it, they and they could jump out as victims to condemn the poisoners, and spurn them in awe-inspiring manner: "Indecent!"

After three days and three nights of dinner and sauna, the arresters in charge of investigating the case made a breakthrough in the investigation of the motive of the crime, some said that the female audience coveted the beauty of the contestants, and some said that the male viewers were jealous of the contestants' beauty, and it was the beauty that caused the blame anyway. Lord Headcatcher fully considered these two constructive opinions, and traced back to the source and found that this was obviously the fault of the disguise master Jin Sanbian, if he hadn't made so many little fresh meats, the world would be much more peaceful. And Jin Sanbian was already dead, so the case was successfully closed.

The medicine is only confusing, and it is not so bad that it is impossible to distinguish between men and women, so at that time, Sha Ren did not go to other heroes to detoxify, and had to grieve the shopkeeper of Shouren Pavilion, which is across the wall from Zhuang Bi Lou Bu Xue-as I said at the beginning of the story, this is a helpless thing.

The word "grievance" is not an exaggeration at all, countless girls are happy to be able to get a glimpse of Sharen, and the emperor at that time is happy to be able to get a glimpse of Bu Jiexue.

On the way to a micro-service trip, the emperor passed by the famous tavern "Shouren Pavilion", and when he saw the snow, he was shocked, and he couldn't bear the excitement in his heart and said to the left and right: "This girl is beautiful and delicious." ”

is different from ordinary hooligans who say "beautiful and delicious", the emperor said that whoever is "beautiful and delicious" will really be washed and served to the emperor like a plate of dishes for him to taste.

According to the usual practice, the eunuch with the chariot drove a large group of people into the Shouren Pavilion, each carrying a large plate of gold, silver and jewelry, and fell to the ground with a bang, as if the stars fell to the ground, and the light splashed everywhere. These men were well-dressed, with their eyebrows bowed down, and they did not say a word, staring at the plates on the ground like a stone lion, meaning to say: "Girl, your good fortune has come, why don't you hurry up and wash yourself and sit down in it, so that we can serve the food."

Under normal circumstances, seeing such a luxurious and domineering pomp, the girl who is fancied is ecstatic and insane, and the meridians are broken and vomiting blood to death, the whole family has to kneel down and lick the eunuch's upper, and the neighbors who are constantly in dispute immediately come to the door to pretend to be grandchildren, strangers from ten miles and eight towns have come to climb the relationship, and in the blink of an eye, there will be hundreds of classmates, teachers and confidants, and even distant relatives who have not been in touch for decades will swish from the ends of the earth to the house in minutes to congratulate them......

Who knew that Bu Jianxue's reaction was different from that of other beauties - she didn't react at all!

This made the accompanying eunuchs and the accompanying officials feel both incomprehensible and angry, because the whole world is not the king's land, and the mountains and rivers above the king's land, the men and women, the bricks, tiles, grass, and trees all belong to the emperor, and it is the emperor who feeds everyone here with his sainthood and kindness. In other words, the relationship between the two is the relationship between the breeder and the pig, if the breeder wants to make out with the pig, it is the blessing of the pig's eight lifetimes, and should actively cooperate and achieve **, how can there be a blind eye and even hum without humming?

Bu Jiexue was cleaning at this time, she bent over, her head was slightly sideways, her hair fell to the ground like a waterfall, her fair and slender arms waved gently, and swept the shiny gold and silver jewelry into the dustpan one after another, and poured them into the swill bucket outside the door in batches in front of the group of dumbfounded guys. At the end, Bu Jiexue put down her tools, clapped her hands, walked up to the eunuch who accompanied her, and asked politely, "I'm sorry, do you have ten cents on you?"

The attendant eunuch looked confused, and took it left and right, all silver ingots and gold ingots, so he had to ask the entourage for ten cents and offer it with both palms.

Bu Jianxue took it generously: "Littering, a fine of ten cents, not an example." With that, he went upstairs by himself.

The eunuch who accompanied the driver suffered serious internal injuries as a result, and went back to add fuel and vinegar in front of the emperor and said a lot of bad things about Bu Jiexue, and also used the metaphor of the breeder and the pig to express his reverence for the emperor and his dissatisfaction with Bu Jiexue. It's a pity that these words passed through the ears of the palace maid, through the mouth of the palace maid, and finally into the ears of the queen and other concubines, so that the eunuch's internal injuries did not heal, and he was injured externally, and he died.

And the emperor was not bewitched by the eunuchs, he was particularly open-minded in the pursuit of love, and he was not entangled in principled issues such as ownership and gratitude, but felt refreshed by this taste of rejection, especially when he learned that Bu Jiexue had been engaged to a Xiucai, he felt that robbing other people's fiancées was full of challenges and excitement, and he was immediately full of interest and vowed to chase Bu Jiexue into his hands.

From a psychological point of view, this is a kind of emotional flashback, which is generally easy to happen to two kinds of people: the congenital heartthrob who is never too busy with the opposite sex to feel love, and the acquired successful person who is too poor to have the opportunity to feel love when he is young. To put it in layman's terms, it's like eating, if you are too full or too hungry, you can't taste the real thing.

In any case, the eighty-three-year-old emperor's love has just opened. >