CHAPTER XIII

"Oh...... Holy shit, I just got it. You don't like to be pressed by women, that means you don't like to be underneath, you like to be above? ”

"Hahahaha." The couple burst into laughter. Yang Yi can't straighten his waist anymore.

"Alas. Worldly, worldly. Fu Buyi disdainfully and helplessly, "It's okay if a nouveau riche is worldly, and the one who is a teacher is also worldly,, the two of them are worldly together." ”

"Hahahaha." The couple burst into laughter.

"I'll have to be fair to our old man, he's not an upstart. Besides, you are not allowed to joke about my profession. "Yang is right.

"Pull it down, in today's society, do you still think your profession is noble? Don't you know how dark the teaching force is now? Do you still deserve the words candles, spring silkworms, and gardeners? Isn't it what you do when in-service teachers make up classes? During the New Year's holidays, if I don't spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on you, can you treat people? Can you change the front row seats? Can you make someone else a cadre on duty? I just don't have influence, otherwise I would have set off an online storm to punish black teachers. ”

"Fuck, old man, the legendary Andromeda Saga's ultimate nirvana 'Andromeda's Criticism', I finally understand it, admire. It's a disadvantage of the needle. Kan Chuang admired.

"Pull it down, what do you admire? I'm just fucking whining, and in the face of life's helplessness, what else can we do but scold a fucking cao? Besides, the word 'needle disadvantages' is used well, but the previous 'fuck' directly lowered your grade, you are a nouveau riche, really old Kan. Fu Buyi pouted.

"How do I feel that you are always targeting me today? What's the situation? Kan Chuang was puzzled.

"I don't even dare to recognize him now. I'm scared to death. Yang Yi explained.

"Seriously, old man, I think you have a sense of justice in your bones." Kan Chuang is looking for a topic.

Fu Buyi continued. "When it comes to a sense of justice, I especially admire a former colleague who really did what was righteous. As a result, in his own words, he was beaten by six thieves and did not go to work for several days. Finally, don't forget to make fun of yourself. He said, 'In the end, I had to face the reality, I had to face the reality of myself, we really don't have the strength to act bravely.' ”

The couple burst into laughter.

"Serious old man, you just said that Pan Yan has an aura. Still particularly powerful? What is an aura? I've been messing around for so long, I don't know what an aura is. Is it a small universe? The small universe of Saint Seiya? She's Athena, huh? Kan Chuang was puzzled.

Yang Yi answered. "This is a stalk that only people of our age understand. Is this going to be nostalgic? Oh, class reunions, nostalgia is an essential part. Old man, what are you going to be nostalgic for a while? ”

"Me? I just finished nostalgic. Slam Dunk's song "Until the End of the World" "While speaking, Fu Buyi is full of face, no, full of eyes and happiness."

"Oh, oh, oh, daughter-in-law, look at it, the old man's expression is a typical peach blossom on his face. What's going on? I've only been gone for a few days, and I'm all full of peach blossoms? ”

"I know, the old man has someone in his heart. It's time to talk about it today, right? Who is it? ”

"Huh." Fu Buyi smirked.

"Really daughter-in-law, I just feel that the old man is not normal now, you know no. Now he is avoiding me, and he is going to the company when I am not there. I went to the office of the secretary Xiao He for a while, and I stayed for most of the day. Sneaky, sneaky, real daughter-in-law. ”

"Really? What a little He? I'll just say, in the hospital, the little eyes of the two of them, they are sending dumplings and accompanying them. I'm embarrassed to stay there. "Yang Yi adds oil and vinegar.

"Pull it down, how can it be so exaggerated?" Fu Buyi didn't bother to explain.

"You're both single, just take it and it's over. Take the family today, and the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow. ”

"Take the family today, and take the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow? What kind of speed is this? True love? True love isn't so fast? ”

Couples burst into laughter.

"What age is it, what can you do quickly?" Kan Chuang was disdainful. "No, old man, are you shy, can't wipe your face? Exercise! That's a bit of a point. So, I'll teach you, ah, drink some wine. Cover your face with wine, you can do whatever you want, understand? ”

"Oh. I have found a theoretical support for your behavior. A friend of mine, it's not easy for a writer to be a lover, he wrote like this in his book, sometimes, you think you've drunk too much, but in fact you don't, you're just acting, you're acting for yourself, and in the end you believe it, you do drink too much. So you don't have to be bound by certain constraints and constraints anymore, the barriers are cleared, you can say what you want, you can do what you want, that's all. Right? ”

"That's right. You see, the theory is also there, and I have taught you practical action. Theory plus practice, what are you waiting for? Just take it. ”

"." Theory and practice' have all moved out? No, how can such a dirty thing be so positive by what you say? No wonder you don't want hooligans to be cultured, it's fucking horrible. ”

"Hahahaha." The couple burst into laughter.

"Joke is joke. Lao Kan, you should really feel very honored to be able to be friends with you for so many years, Lao Fu is a person with a serious mental cleanliness. Got it? On the one hand, it is enough to prove that you are a person, and on the other hand, it indirectly proves that I am not looking for the wrong person. Speaking of this, Yang Yi looked at Kan Chuang with happy eyes, and reached out to hold Kan Chuang's hand. Hey, by the way, old man, show your newly bought fan to Lao Kan. ”

Fu Buyi took out the fan and handed it to Kan Chuang.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've become elegant, old man, what kind of weather is this, have you taken a fan? I'll see, oh, four big words, 'lonely'. Kan Chuang looked at it for a long time. His expression seemed to become solemn. From his understanding of Fu Buyi, to Fu Buyi's remarks just now, to these four big words. For this long-time friend, he felt the need to take the opportunity to say something, and his lips moved, as if considering what he had to say.

"Old man, I think what you have to do now is to forgive this world. Because there are so many things in this world that need your forgiveness. This has become your ...... Some kind of obstacle. It hinders you from going...... It's true. If you can forgive, you will be happier than we are. ”

Kan Chuang, who has rich social experience, has reached the point. Don't strip each other naked.

Forgive? What to forgive? Why forgive? What qualifications do I have to forgive? Fu Buyi didn't speak. Blinked. Moved his mouth. seems to be chewing and savoring Kan Chuang's words.

"What are you doing? Don't use your own standards to measure how good or bad others are. We don't need your guidance in life. "Yang Yi protects Fu and is not easy to come.

"You just get used to him. Then again, do I dare to give him some pointers? What is he doing now? Perhaps, I'm practicing both male and female cultivation right now. Kan Chuang made a lewd gesture as he spoke.

"Hahahaha." Yang Yi's face was already sore with laughter. She was happiest tonight. Perhaps it is the natural law that there are no two males around a female, and the two most important men in her life have appeared by her side at the same time, only a handful. She laughed non-stop tonight, and didn't have much to say. She had them by her side, and she enjoyed the moment as she watched them talk for the first time in their lives.

"Pull it down, who am I going to double cultivate?" Fu Buyi didn't give out a lot of white eyes tonight.

"With whom? Secretary Xiao He. ”

"Isn't it over? What are you doing with me? ”

"What can you do if you're honest? Have you two slept with each other? Just a few days? ”

"Old Kan, you are either exploding foul language or talking vulgar now. You know what you're doing, isn't it? You're not a good performer. If you give a Chinese teacher as a daughter-in-law, you're blind, really. You don't have any literary talent now. Where's your literary collection? Exchanged money spent? All your current money is exchanged for Wencai? ”

"Whom will be buried? Say I'm not literate? Say I'm not good? Scold me? I'm going to hook up with you today. Come, let's compare the two of us today. Let's do this, Yang Yi is here, high school Chinese teacher, right? Ask her to come up with an essay topic for the two of us. Let's follow the example of the imperial examination back then, let's write an essay, let's compare with each other, let the Chinese teacher comment, whose essay we write well, come. ”

"Who is going to write the essay? Don't forget, I was the representative of the language department back then. A loud, sweet voice came from outside the door. With the sound of a person came in at the same time. Don't ask, Director Pan Yan.

Kan Chuangyang got up to greet him. Suddenly, they were in the area.

Fu Buyi also got up. "Oh my god." He was so frightened that he sat back. Nearly fell. He saw the one that often appeared in his dreams...... Masked Woman.

"Hahahaha." The hearty laughter is the same as Yangyi's. Dressed in a water-pink professional attire, he reveals the confidence and publicity in his personality. Pan Yan made her debut. It's just that she wears a white mask on her face.

Pan Yan takes off her mask. "I picked it up in the lobby just now. I want to tease you. In this way, the purpose was achieved. Yes. She actually put on scissor hands.

"Hahahaha." The people in the room laughed. Kan Chuangyangyi and his wife stepped forward. Fu Buyi just got up and stood. He is not needed for this. He also hated these social etiquette.

"Long time no see. Pan Pan. Yang Yi's coquettish intimate tone took the lead in greeting him.

"Oh Lao Yang, long time no see." Pan Yan had tears in her eyes, and the two hugged each other warmly and tightly. This is the embrace of a high school in Xiangshi after more than 20 years of absence.

"And me. Don't forget me. I'm going to hug too. Kan Chuang may be the first time in his life that he has been coquettish in public.

"Hey, handsome guy Kan, come, hug, hug, hug." Pan Yankan Chuang hugged each other. Pan Yan patted Kan Chuang's back with her hand. "I'm going to kill you. Woo......"

And Fu at this time is not easy, alas. Why use "alas"? Because it seems that everything in front of him has nothing to do with him, and he doesn't seem to be infected by the scene in front of him at all. Instead, he's wondering, "Long time no see," how is the phrase "long time no see" used here? This is a special word for greeting when you meet your ex. Alas, the alternative Fu is not easy. It seems that he has prepared this word for a long time, and is waiting to meet his ex. However, he never met him.

"Old man!" Pan Yan saw Fu Buyi. "Forget it, you definitely don't want to hug me."

The crowd laughed.

"Hehe, Director Pan is good." Fu Buyi laughed embarrassedly twice.

"Oops, I forgot to introduce it, there's another one. Come, apprentice, and say hello to everyone. ”

Only then did everyone notice that there was another person behind Pan Yan. Fu Buyi's eyes lit up. Lisa。

"Hello everyone, nice to meet you." Lisa was generous, polite, and waved hello to everyone one by one.

"Hello beauty." Kan Chuangyang said in unison. The couple sighed, temperamental, unique short-haired beauty. Up and down, revealing youthfulness and excellent ability. Tonight, I can only describe the three women present in this way - there is no competition, just give their own beauty.

Fu Buyi looked at Lisa with wide eyes. As if asking: Why are you here?

And Lisa, raising an eyebrow, shrugged. As if to say: a temporary decision.

"I'm sorry, guys. I worked overtime, and I casually brought my apprentices together for a meal. Don't mind, right? Pan Yan asked.

"Where, where. The more beautiful beauties there are, the better. Kan Chuang teased.

"Hahahaha." The crowd laughed. Of course, this is the happiest place for Fu Bu to laugh.

"Let me make it official. This is my most proud apprentice, the backbone of our business, Lisa. She never attends such occasions. There were no outsiders today, so I brought her here. Come to Lisa, this is Mr. Kan. ”

"Hello Mr. Kan. Nice to meet you. Lisa bowed and reached out.

"Hello beauty. Oops, Pan Yan, I can see that this is the next you. Kan Chuang sighed.

"Where, don't dare to be." Lisa said humbly.

Fu is not easy to collapse, why should Lisa be the next Pan Yan? Isn't it good to be Lisa herself? Nightmare, yes.

"Haha. Good eyesight. The back wave will win the front wave. Come to Lisa, this, my best friend, Yang Yi, is also our Mrs. Kan. ”

"Hello, Sister Yang. Nice to meet you. Lisa also bowed down and reached out.

"Oops. Beautiful, this temperament. How do you see other people's children grow? The excellence is all written on the face. I'm ashamed of myself. This kid is so nice. Yang Yi praised from the heart.

"Sister Yang has won the award, I don't dare to be it." Lisa said humbly.

Strange things happen. It can't be said to be strange either. Peculiar? Singularity? Magical? Unusual things seem to be inseparable from the word "strange". When the two hands are shaken, if it is a TV series, a special effect should be added here. A special effect of an electric current. The moment they shook hands, both of them were electrified. This creates a strange feeling. It made both of them uncomfortable all over. What exactly does it feel like? Why is this happening? Lisa didn't know. And Yang Yi seems to feel something. Two women repellent? Is it ......? No way? The two looked at each other awkwardly and smiled.

"Next, Lisa, this one, alas, you've seen it anyway, and I'm not going to introduce you to it. Old man. ”

Fu Buyi didn't care about Pan Yan's attitude, and he had to cater to him at this time. Because that's Lisa. Stand up and shake hands.

"Hello, Mr. Fu. We meet again. "Lisa was natural.

"Hello Lisa." Fu Buyi is also surprisingly natural. But he thought it was ridiculous. actually had a formal handshake with Lisa. Is this what socializing is? Fake.

"Come on, sit down, sit down, sit down." Kan Chuang is going to do his landlord's friendship. "Director Pan, sit down."

"Okay, sit down." Pan Yan is full of boldness and domineering. I sat in the front seat. "Lao Yang, you are next to me." On the left-hand side, Yang Yi, Kan Chuang. On the right hand, Lisa, Fu Buyi.

Pan Yanyang and the two began to talk between women.

Kan Chuang looked at the menu handed over by the waiter.

And Fu Buyi and Lisa looked at each other and smiled. It seems that the two have reached a tacit understanding. I don't want anyone present to see their so-called private relationship.

"Director Pan, let's order first." Kan Chuang said.

"Hey, I'll be honest with you, when I was in school, I especially wanted to hug our handsome guy. It's so handsome. What are the four kings of Hong Kong, stand aside. I still want to hug him, Lao Yang, you are not allowed to say no. "Lisa is the first time in these years to see Pan Yan so coquettish, and she is really a little unaccustomed. She admits that she still doesn't fully understand this master.

"Yes, it has to be. Come, hug, hug. ”

Kan Chuang and Pan Yan hugged again.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I've kept you waiting for more than twenty years, sin, sin." Kan Chuang quipped.

The crowd laughed.

Kan Chuang and Pan Yan began a formal conversation. The two can be described as textbook-level social. has been in society for many years, and the two are familiar with this kind of occasion. Work, career, current situation, future development, social phenomena, social focus topics, common acquaintances, all talk about it.

And Yang Yi silently listened to the conversation between the two. Don't lose the right time to make some supplementary statements.

Fu Buyi, Lisa, the two looked at each other and whispered.

"Working overtime again today?"

"Well, it's okay, it's not long."

"Tired, aren't you? Eat more later. ”

"Okay. Hey. ”