"The sky is very blue, the wind blows the white shirt, the happiness is like a sail full of wind, it feels so natural to hold you, you are welcome, you can rely on ...... at any time"

Wang Ziyu happily hummed the song "The Most Special Existence", jumping forward like a child, but this good mood did not last for three minutes, and was destroyed by the bus on the road, which was a bus bound for the county town of Montenegro, roaring along this county-level gravel road from west to east, and countless dust rolled up everywhere it passed, making people unable to open their eyes and breathe.

As soon as this gravel road arrives in spring, the road surface begins to turn over, and the car drives here like a roller coaster bumps up and down, looks crumbling, very unsafe, and should have been repaired a long time ago, but no one cares, alas, these big men know how to eat and drink day by day, and they don't do their jobs......

Ding~Bang!

Ding~Bang!

The sound of two feet (double firecrackers) was deafening, resounding in the sky, blooming in mid-air with brilliant blue flowers, leaving clusters of mushroom cloud-like smoke, fluttering with the wind, followed by the sound of crackling firecrackers, deafening.

At this moment, the originally quiet village became extremely noisy, the earthquake fog dissipated, the gunpowder smoke was filled, and the pungent smell of gunpowder spread everywhere, but fortunately, the light breeze quickly disappeared and disappeared into the vast world.

The sound of firecrackers in front of the village chief's house soon came to an end, and the chaotic crowd returned to the courtyard, leaving behind a field of colorful firecrackers.

Firecrackers have become an unspoken rule of rural banquets, and they are generally used to remind the villagers that the subtext is that they have not come to grasp the point, and the banquet will start immediately, and there will be no food if it is late.

The village chief's house is in the middle of the village next to the township government compound, about 200 meters away from the old Huang's house, Wang Ziyu only took five or six minutes to come to the gate of his house, only to see the big iron door pasted with the big red happy characters, the courtyard is set up with a military green tent, inside is a simple kitchen, there are two cooks are stir-frying, the action is skillful, two young men wearing white hexagrams are waiting on both sides, ready to serve.

"Oil, oil, be careful. They raised their plates over their shoulders and shouted as they went, for fear of running into guests coming and going.

The village chief Guo Dewang's house is four Beijing bungalows, two large rooms in the west house for his son and daughter-in-law to live, the windows are pasted with big red happy characters, red window flowers, colorful ribbons and balloons are also hung in the house, wedding photos are hung on the west wall, handsome men and beautiful women, talented women, the two are very compatible.

The east house is relatively small, it is the room of the village chief Guo Dewang and his daughter-in-law Ma Lihua, and the gift collection account is also in this house.

"Huang San, how are you here, it's okay? The groom Guo Sihai walked out of the house with a cigarette in his mouth, and was stunned when he saw the prince Yuxian, but immediately greeted him with a smile, and then walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

As the saying goes, people want clothes, Buddha wants gold, Guo Sihai is wearing a black suit, white shirt, golden tie, combing four or six split hair, hair wax, leather shoes are shiny, and with an already handsome face, the whole person looks very energetic and even more handsome!

"Ouch groom, congratulations, I'm so handsome today, haha, this is so handsome, I almost can't recognize it. Wang Ziyu said with a smile, although the relationship between the two families is average, but the relationship between him and Guo Sihai is not bad, they often played together when they were children, maybe they looked at each other and liked each other, "Big brother, you will drink less, and you can be more leisurely at night, if you can't, I can do it for you, haha." ”

"Stop, go on your side. Guo Sihai glanced at Wang Ziyu, and pinched his face with a smile, "Are you going to keep a ceremonial account, then don't remember it, hurry up and eat, who is with us, don't be polite to me." "He is embarrassed to say that your family is in difficulty, for fear of hurting Wang Ziyu's self-esteem.

"Then how can it be, how much money is also a little bit of our family's heart, the courtesy is light and affectionate, right. After Wang Ziyu finished speaking, he broke free from Guo Sihai's embrace and walked into the east house.

Guo Dewang, the village head, and Cheng Guoying, who kept the etiquette account, sat on the edge of the kang and chatted, Guo Dewang was wearing a dark gray tunic suit, with a black pen in the pocket of his jacket, combing his big back head, shiny and shiny, it is estimated that mosquitoes can split when they fall, very leading, Cheng Guoying is relatively shabby, blue really good top, gray pants.

Ma Lihua, the wife of the village chief, sat in the kang, leaning against the windowsill, with a table in front of her, with pen, ink, paper, and inkstone on it, as well as several thick stacks of RMB, a stack of old man's head, a stack of fifty, and a stack of ten yuan, which were very clear, Ma Lihua was holding a pile of old man's head in her hand, counting the money, and concentrated, Wang Ziyu didn't even raise his eyelids when he came in.

The village chief Guo Dewang saw that the person who came was Wang Ziyu, his expression was slightly stunned, obviously he didn't expect him to come, but the village chief must be the village chief, so he immediately stood up with a smile and warmly held Wang Ziyu's hand, "Oh, the eldest nephew is here, hehe, don't stand, come and come, come and sit here." ”

Wang Ziyu responded with a smile, "Uncle and aunt, congratulations, I came to say hello on behalf of my parents and my parents, hehe." Then he smiled and said to Cheng Guoying: "Uncle Cheng, you are in charge of keeping the etiquette account." ”

Cheng Guoying teased him with a smile, "Yo ho, isn't this Huang Sanshao, your kid's life is very big, if you don't die, there will be a blessing, you kid can't be wrong in the future, by the way, how much money do you have to give, I'll write it down for you." "Cheng Guoying's family has a good relationship with the old Huang family, so Cheng Guoying speaks quite casually.

Wang Ziyu put twenty yuan on the table, who knew that Guo Dewang, who was originally smiling, immediately lost his smile, I wiped it! This old guy turns his face faster than he turns a book, is this a lack of money?

Wang Ziyu secretly glanced at the gift book, I went to his uncle's, the gift money is basically fifty yuan, there are a few in thirty, and there is only one in twenty at present, I said why are you not happy.

Wang Ziyu rolled his eyes and immediately said with a smile: "I'm sorry, second uncle, the gift money is indeed a little little, but you also know the situation of our family, this money is still borrowed by my father, my father said that even if you borrow money, you have to borrow money, and also said that the second uncle is a good village head, selfless, pay attention to people, under your glorious guidance to lead the whole village to make a fortune, although the money is not much, it is also a heart of our family, a blessing, there is a way is polite and affectionate, right, here I wish the eldest brother and sister-in-law to be beautiful and beautiful, and give birth to a noble son early, you just wait to hold your grandson, hehe." ”

As the old saying goes, a good horse is out of the legs, and a good person is out of the mouth, this person must be able to speak, and speaking is not a sycophant, this is a science, very profound.

As soon as Wang Ziyu finished saying these words, the village chief Guo Dewang's stiff face gradually showed a smile, what people wanted was a face, knowing that his family's conditions were really not good, he didn't mean to use this money to disgust people, and Wang Ziyu This child is also very good at talking, so Village Chief Guo was relieved and didn't take it to heart at all.

However, his wife Ma Lihua pulled her face and said in a weird manner: "Hey, it's only twenty yuan? After speaking, he pursed his lips with a look of disdain on his face.

It is worthy of being a sable cicada, it is really powerful! Prince Yu watched coldly, and his heart was total.

Ma Lihua is nicknamed Sai Diao Chan, not to say how beautiful she is, but to say that she is tricky and greedy.

"Hey, how do you talk, it's okay, it's okay, let's write it down, it's more or less a heart. Guo Dewang glared at Ma Lihua, very dissatisfied with her attitude, how can people say that they are also here to say hello, who are you pulling a face to show it, isn't it, it's completely unnecessary.

Ma Lihua originally wanted to taunt a few words, but seeing that her old man was unhappy, she quickly shut up, but still snorted, and at the same time twisted her face out of the window, obviously very dissatisfied, and thought that the gift money was less.

Wang Ziyu's face was embarrassed and a little embarrassed, but the village chief Guo Dewang relieved the siege and patted him on the shoulder, "San'er, your aunt has drunk too much and can say anything, don't go to your heart, be hungry, go eat inside." I have to say that the village chief Guo Dewang is very good at being a man, and he put his arm around Huang Shu's shoulders as he said and sent him to the banquet in the wing.

Wang Ziyu pushed open the curtain and looked inside, good guys, all people, more than 20 tables were full, there were about 200 people, noisy, very lively.

As soon as Wang Ziyu came in, he immediately became the focus of the audience, these villagers all closed their mouths, the audience was silent, and everyone's eyes were snorting at him and saluting.

Wang Ziyu touched his cheeks a little embarrassed, and said in his heart, do I have flowers on my face, what do you see me doing?

Why do you all look at him? It's not because he was struck by lightning, it's already known to passers-by.

"Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles", in the countryside of Northeast China, the big fart can be passed on to you for a long time, not to mention such a major event as being struck by lightning, all kinds of gossip news in the village have gone crazy, and the big guys have everything they say.

Some people say that he was caught by a ghost, and he angered Thor, so he split him!

Some people also say that because his eldest brother accidentally injured a white snake when he was building a house, he offended the snake fairy!

......

After summing up, he won't live long, he will die, and so on, so when he stood alive in front of everyone, the villagers felt incredible, very surprised, and even unacceptable.

Wherever the prince passed, there were immediately whispers behind him, strange words, most of which were schadenfreude, and there was no lack of mockery.

"Didn't this kid say he was going to die?

"Yes, I've heard that I'm going to die, aren't people doing well now? ”

"No, let me tell you, I've heard that this kid might be in a vegetative state, and I didn't think it would be so soon, alas. The man sighed, and he didn't know whether he wanted Huang Shu to die or not to die.

"Grass, what can you do, the old Huang family is not the same as the calf, just by what kind of wind and waves he can have, so much famine will be slowly returned. ”

"Haha, you don't know yet, I heard that yesterday the old Liu family, that Liu Dexi went to his house to divorce, Liu Ju's girl is a water spirit, your children have to hold on tightly, hehe. ”

"I'm grass, I'll just say that Liu Laokou won't be so easy to marry his daughter to him, hehe, I'm really right. ”

"Look at what you are talking about, Huang Sanchang is very good-looking, and he doesn't have to worry about finding a partner. Liu's second daughter-in-law couldn't look at it from the side, and stood up and said a fair word for him.

"Second sister-in-law, you can pull it down, what is he so good-looking, that guy is not rough and black, just like that black donkey's cock. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, it was as if time stood still, and the people around him immediately lost their voices, and quietly, they could hear a needle falling to the ground.

Hahaha!

A second later, the crowd burst into laughter!