Chapter 6 Escape Drills
At present, Weizi is innocent, although in the eyes of most people, Weizi is an honest person, but from Xiaoyu's experience for so many years and reading the news summary, there is no honest man in this world, and it is said that women's hearts are immeasurable, and men's hearts dare not look at it directly.
For the wife of this nakedness! With naked suspicion and espionage, Weizi felt that he was insulted and mentally hurt by this peerless good man. At first, when Xiaoyu proposed to check his mobile phone, he wanted to refuse, which hurt his self-esteem as a big man too much, but considering that his wife had just given birth to a second child and might have postpartum depression and emotional instability, he tolerated his wife's behavior of checking his mobile phone. I didn't expect my wife to become more and more excessive, and I actually compared a man like myself with the ruthless brute in Chongqing, who was forgetful and greedy for money, and the personality hurt too much, even if my wife just gave birth to a baby, no matter how considerate a man is, he will be mad.
Weizi said angrily: "You are so afraid, you can just live out." ”
Xiaoyu didn't want to lose his momentum, and said: "You think I don't want to, I said at the beginning that you would take me to do an abortion, Dongdong and the others belong to you, this house belongs to me, let's get together and disperse cleanly, but you have to pull me and not allow me to divorce."
I said that your life is not easy, and it is very fortunate to come to this point, if you meet a young girl you like outside, you don't have to hide it and tell me directly, I will immediately fulfill your true love, let's get together and disperse. "You don't have to do me any trouble.
Weizi felt that his wife's mood and tone were a little wrong, could it be that he came back too late last night, which made his wife angry, originally thought that his wife hadn't called him all night, very virtuous, he was busy recently and almost forgot, his wife Xiaoyu is a character who likes to settle accounts afterwards. Besides, my wife is now on maternity leave, she doesn't go to work, and with the baby, her brain is free, and she likes to think crankily.
Weizi's attitude softened, got up and hugged Xiaoyu and said: "I've said it for a long time, don't think about it, we have been married for so many years, and we already have two babies, and I'm not the kind of half-hearted person, I planned to live with you for the rest of my life when I got married."
Women, remember to be gentle and considerate, and look like a woman. A man is to stand up to the sky, that is, the pillar of the family, and the masculine ones are men. You have nothing to do to go shopping, buy clothes and food, and have nothing to do nail art or beauty, dress yourself up and look more comfortable. Men are visual creatures, their wives look good, they look comfortable, and others look like they have face, don't they? Don't you dress up when you're young, and only clean up when you're old? ”
Hearing her husband Weizi's words, Xiaoyu was depressed, the old lady is now taking the baby every day to deal with the situation of Xixi spitting up milk and pooping, you still want me to dress up as delicate as Yelena, I'll go, are you PUA me, Xiaoyu nodded, and suddenly said: "Husband, what kind of slender, beautiful as a flower, gentle and considerate, virtuous and virtuous, I can achieve them, you just need to meet my small requirements, okay?" ”
Weizi felt good about herself and asked, "What are you asking for?" ”
Xiaoyu said maliciously: "As long as you have an annual salary of three million, it's fine." ”
Weizi choked directly.
Weizi didn't dare to show weakness, and said, "Why have you been dark lately?" Is it too much sun? I'm going to buy you a beauty mask tomorrow. ”
Xiaoyu gritted her teeth in her heart, you are still connotating me, the old lady is not as cold and white as your family, after giving birth to Dongdong and Xixi, under the influence of progesterone, she is now blackened again, plus she goes to walk the baby when the sun rises every afternoon, and the whole person is definitely not as white as before.
Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Okay, husband, I'll also buy you some calcium tablets back, I hope you will grow taller like Dongdong." ”
After Weizi was scolded by his wife Xiaoyu, he knew that his wife insinuated that he was not as tall as her brothers, and Weizi knew that what Xiaoyu wanted to say was: The old lady gave birth to a baby for your family, and the hard work is high, you actually dislike the old lady black, and the old lady does not dislike you for being short. The old lady can also be beautiful and whiter in the future, and you will not be able to grow taller in your life. Weizi was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and the whole person was directly speechless.
At this time, the leader called to relieve Weizi's embarrassment and asked Weizi to go back to the unit to deal with some things.
Xiaoyu, who had nothing to do with her husband, had to play with her mobile phone, but she didn't expect that as soon as she opened Baidu's browser, Baidu pushed herself the suspicion of the Hangzhou nanny's arson case, Xiaoyu was depressed, these self-media can simply be detectives, or write horror novels.
Xiaoyu complained very much about Baidu, what kind of personalized settings, I just saw a few murder and wife cases when I was hunting for curiosity by chance, why is it that all the cases that Baidu pushes to me now are these bloody cases, and I don't think about my heart and psychological quality at all, whether I can sink into such a dark news. It seems that I need to change to a browser with a little more positive energy.,Otherwise, what you're browsing on the browser is a dark and terrifying case.,It's definitely going to cast a shadow on your fragile mind.,Don't you see that it's affecting your real life now?
I am afraid that my family, especially my husband, will endanger my life, and I dare not ask a live-in nanny to ask for a nanny, and I am afraid that the nanny will be anti-guest-oriented, and I invite a mother to interfere with my life.
Xiao Yu thought about it, threw away the mobile phone, and felt that her life should be away from the mobile phone, it happened that at this time Dongdong and Xixi woke up, looking at the warm sun outside, yes, Xiaoyu put on sunscreen, packed up a pair of children, and went to walk outside. Walking around the sidewalk, Xiaoyu's thoughts began to fly again. Suffered, their own is also a password lock, the password is also ten digits, everyone forgets what is set, and now everyone is using fingerprints to open the door. Setting up a combination lock is managed by Weizi, if one day Weizi changes his mind and turns black, and wants to get rid of his mother and son and three daughters quickly, will it be like the Tony teacher everyone said, arson at home? Xiaoyu thought about it, no, after returning home, you must check how to carry out escape drills, your own life is in your own hands, and you must not let others have the final say, besides, you still have a pair of children, for them, you also have to have an extra mind, and leave a way back for yourself at any time.
Xiaoyu searched on her mobile phone for "My home is on fire, how can I escape?" Then I cleared my mind about my situation.
If there is a fire in the home, it is normally caused by the kitchen, if the fire is not big, immediately evacuate the family to cut off the power supply, take the child to quickly open the door to the corridor, call 119 for help, and use the fire extinguisher in the corridor to extinguish the fire at home.
If the fire is too big, like the arson case of the nanny in Hangzhou, the fire in the kitchen spreads, and the combination lock can no longer be opened, which is what Xiaoyu is most concerned about. First of all, call 119 for help, in the case of no escape, it is best to escape to the master bedroom with children, seal the crack of the door with a towel, receive water from the bathroom, water to cool the wooden door, prevent the invasion of flames and smoke, inhibit the spread of fire, and prolong the escape time.
Cover your mouth and nose with dry towels, masks, etc., and generally fold the towel in 8 layers, so that the smoke concentration elimination rate can reach 60%. The towel does not have to be wet, as it has a high resistance to ventilation and can quickly make it difficult to breathe. Take out a hammer to smash the rusty iron lock on the anti-theft window on the balcony, and at the same time shout for help on the balcony, open the anti-theft window, throw the quilt on the bed down, increase the buffer, and then tear it into strips with bedding, clothes, bed sheets, etc., twist it into a life-saving rope, hang it on the firm window sill railing, bed frame and indoor solid objects, and then slide down the rope to escape.
After Xiaoyu sorted out his thinking, he prepared N95 masks in several drawers in the holiday bedroom, and learned how to use lifesaving ropes on the Internet, and found discarded wrenches, small hammers, and an iron rod that I don't know the specific purpose of in his father-in-law's toolbox, all of which were placed under his bed. After doing this, Xiao Yu thought that her escape drill should be done well, and it was good to be prepared, and Xiao Yu was also in a good mood.
A few days later, the couple stayed in the bedroom full of mobile phones, and Dongdong, suddenly lost the eraser, so he yelled at Weizi to help him find it. Weizi couldn't find it, so he had to turn on the flashlight of his mobile phone and look for it under the bed, and suddenly saw three tools quietly arranged under the head of the bed. ”
Xiao Yu had forgotten about this matter recently, and said, "Oh, the tool I prepared for the escape drill. ”
Weizi felt that he couldn't understand his wife's brain circuit, and asked incomprehensibly, "What do you mean?" ”
Xiaoyu said: "Sometimes you come home late, if your parents also go back to their home, I am alone at home with two children I can't help but be afraid, in addition to locking the door and bedroom door, I put some tools at hand to defend myself." ”
Weizi nodded, if you really meet a bad guy, I don't know if this is a self-defense tool or a murder weapon? Looking at the wrench and hammer, he asked, "What are the wrenches and hammers for?" ”
Xiaoyu said: "You also know that the anti-theft windows of our house are locked, and if there is an arson case in Hangzhou one day, I can take everyone from the balcony to survive." ”
"Ugh". Weizi found herself speechless and didn't know what to say to her wife. In the end, he decided to say, "Actually, you don't have to worry too much, and these extreme things don't usually happen." ”
Xiaoyu asked Dongdong: "You are in school, did the teacher teach you how to escape?" ”