Dongdong nodded: "Every time the teacher asked us to cover our mouths and noses with a handkerchief and run downstairs, the teacher always said, 'Speed, speed, faster.'" Dongdong imitates vividly.

Xiaoyu said to her husband: "Look, in our family, you don't have a sense of safety precautions. ”

The husband was depressed: "You're too worried." ”

Xiaoyu disagreed: "Did you see the murder case of the morning jog in the park?" ”

Weizi nodded.

Xiaoyu: "I have a good memory, and I also saw a robbery case of running overnight." When I used to be in high school, I took a shortcut during the monthly vacation, and in the morning I saw a few yellow hairs just coming out of the Internet café, and I ran all the way to eat meat buns, comparable to Liu Xiang Bolt, and quickly left the alley and rushed to the station.

You see, the reason why my life is smooth is because I am vigilant and avoid a lot of dangerous situations. Dongdong and Xixi should cultivate vigilance from an early age and be prepared. ”

In the end, Weizi actually felt that what his wife said was reasonable, although his wife was relatively safe, not the kind of bright and evil that made people think evilly. There is nothing to refute, but I don't know that most of the wife's vigilance is letting him be the husband, threatening the safety of herself and her children. As the saying goes, fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-husbandry.

Because it was a weekend, her in-laws went back to her house after dinner, which meant that Xiaoyu didn't have to close the door to sleep at night. Maybe it's because of the rice porridge that I ate at night, Xiaoyu felt hungry, and it happened that her in-laws came home, so Xiaoyu could live her own free life, and said to Weizi: "Husband, I haven't eaten enough." ”

Weizi asked, "Then what do you want to eat?" ”

Xiaoyu: "I want to eat barbecue, eat gluten and eggplant, eat squid and enoki mushrooms, and garlic crayfish." ”

Suddenly, Dongdong, who was doing his homework on the side, said: "There are also duck intestines, duck intestines with a little chili." ”

Weizi understood, so he went out to drive to buy barbecue. After waiting for more than an hour, Weizi came home with the barbecue, and Xiaoyu complained: "Why is it so long?" ”

Weizi: "It's cold today, the barbecue restaurant business is booming, and I have been queuing for a long time. ”

When Xiaoyu was eating squid, she suddenly saw Weizi take out two bottles of red wine, and Xiaoyu asked, "The red wine you went to buy?" ”

Weizi was boiling red wine and shook his head: "It was given by someone else, and I kept it in the car, and I almost forgot about it." It doesn't seem to have a very high degree, but it can be drunk as a drink. ”

Dongdong ate duck intestines and shouted: "Spicy and spicy, I want to drink red wine." ”

Weizi stopped, handed Dongdong a can of apple cider vinegar, and asked, "Since you can't eat spicy, why do you want me to buy you duck intestines?" ”

Dongdong's face was flushed, and he took a sip of apple cider vinegar and said, "It's spicy and delicious." ”

Weizi shook his head, the child's thinking is simply too difficult to understand, when his niece used to eat pickled pepper chicken feet, she also roared spicy while eating, but although it was very spicy, she still couldn't stop.

Weizi took two goblets and poured two glasses of red wine, Xiaoyu looked at the red wine, and suddenly remembered the catwoman's life-giving wine in "Soul Town", it seemed that her husband had an affair and didn't want to divide the property, so she went home with red wine and food. Xiaoyu really hated that her associations were too rich, and she had been eating squid, but she didn't dare to drink, so she quietly observed carefully, and saw Weizi eating a string of chili beef, and after taking a sip of wine, she dared to continue drinking. But suddenly remembering that the food was brought back by her husband, the suspicious Xiaoyu suddenly picked up the squid and said to her husband, "This squid is very delicious, do you want to eat it?" ”

Weizi shook his head: "You know, I don't like to eat, you see, I've always liked to eat leeks, you like to eat enoki mushrooms." ”

Xiaoyu didn't care, she directly handed the squid to her husband's mouth and said, "You can take a bite, it's really delicious." ”

Weizi didn't like to eat it, but his wife handed it over, so he opened his mouth and took a bite, and after eating, he felt that it was quite crispy, and then he directly took the squid and ate it himself, Xiaoyu was completely relieved, and he couldn't help but ridicule: "You are the legendary straight man with a suspicious mouth, and you clearly don't want to say it, but in fact, the body is very honest." The last time I went to buy hot and sour noodles, you said you didn't like to eat them, and finally I bought them back, and you and Dongdong gathered around to eat them. ”

Weizi didn't object to his wife's words, but Dongdong laughed with a smile, and Xiaoyu asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Dongdong said: "Dad is so well-behaved, listen to Mom." ”

Weizi and Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh. After eating the barbecue, Xiaoyu went to sleep satisfied. I slept very sweetly, but suddenly Xiaoyu dreamed that Weizi actually brought a woman home, made herself a grandmother, and asked the second maid to serve a husband, Xiaoyu in the dream was weak and incompetent, so she could only accept it, and cried sadly. Xiaoyu was crying in her dream, and Xiaoyu, who was crying, suddenly heard Weizi's voice: "Hey, wife, Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?" ”

Xiaoyu was suddenly woken up in a dream, saw a vague figure, continued to close her eyes, slowly opened her eyes to see her husband Weizi's worried eyes, and touched the tears in the corners of her eyes. Weizi asked, "What's wrong with you?" Dream crying, what did you dream about? ”

Xiaoyu has had the habit of crying in dreams since she was a child, but she didn't expect that she couldn't change this bad habit when she was old, Xiaoyu lied: "I dreamed of my grandmother, and we got along very well in the dream, but in the second half of the year, I suddenly realized that my grandmother had been gone for many years, and in the dream I suddenly realized that my grandmother was a ghost, and then I woke up scared." ”

"Oh, I thought it was? It is estimated that you are under a lot of pressure with the baby, and after a while, Xixi will be bigger, so we will go out for a walk, otherwise you will be under great mental pressure. ”

Xiaoyu nodded.

Weizi asked, "Do you want me to stay with you?" ”

At this time, Dongdong was shouting, "Dad." ”

Weizi said helplessly: "Don't think too much, I'll go first." ”

After Weizi left, Xiaoyu turned off the breastfeeding light, Xiaoyu, who had a super good sleep quality, suddenly tossed and turned, Xiaoyu knew that this was the negative emotions accumulated in his heart released in the dream, and it was a good thing to vent it like tears.

But when she thought of how weak she was in her dream, Xiaoyu deeply despised her incompetent self in her dream. Not to mention that the public official Weizi would not dare to do such a thing that violated public order and good customs, even if he dared to hide in the gold house outside, he had a thousand ways to deal with him, but for the sake of his children, he would not kill him. If he goes too far, he is not a soft persimmon to pinch casually.

Maybe the nightmare was foreseeable, and the next day Xiaoyu encountered something bad. When she was sorting out her husband's wardrobe, she suddenly saw a beautiful cardboard box in her husband's wardrobe, and Xiaoyu opened it to see that it was actually two pairs of super good quality underwear, and the price was three hundred yuan for two. Xiaoyu suddenly felt that there was a problem, since she got married, all of Weizi's underwear was bought by Xiaoyu, and they were all given to Weizi as a birthday gift. Why does Weizi have two more pairs of underwear? According to Weizi's saved urine, it shouldn't have been bought by himself. It wasn't bought by Xiaoyu, it could have been bought by someone else. This other person is 100% a woman. Good you Xu Wei, you hypocrite, the old lady wants to make you ruined. Xiaoyu already has dozens of strategies in her heart to take revenge on her husband's infidelity.

But looking at the QR code on the underwear, and seeing the link of a certain underwear promotion, Xiaoyu checked it on the Internet with her mobile phone, and suddenly saw that this was a means of marketing, Xiaoyu had a plan in her heart. In the afternoon, Weizi drove a family of four to the supermarket to buy daily necessities and came back, Weizi was driving, Xiaoyu suddenly asked: "Why is this road blocked again, it's a long way to go, it's really troublesome." ”

Weizi said: "It seems to be built into six lanes, and you can park, and during the Chinese New Year, there will be no more congestion." You don't buy those messy drinks for Dongdong, it's not good for growing your body, and you don't eat when you're full before eating, try not to buy them. ”

Dongdong protested: "I just like to drink." ”

Xiaoyu was helpless: "Look, can I be in charge?" Did someone else give you those inner pants? ”

Weizi was driving, Xiaoyu suddenly asked, and it was such a sharp turn, Weizi didn't react at all, and replied directly: "It was sold by a colleague." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Weizi felt his wife Xiaoyu's deep scheming, fortunately he had a clear conscience, otherwise he would have been deeply tricked by his wife, and when he was distracted and driving, he was caught off guard, Xiaoyu was simply too much, too foxy. Weizi had no choice but to ask, "Did you see it?" ”

"Well, just because you hide it very deeply, and it's quite expensive, I think it's not your character, and you won't spend money in vain."

Weizi had to explain: "It's a female colleague of ours, who is doing micro-business, once we came to sell when we were at work, since it was the face of our colleagues, and it was not expensive, in fact, it only cost dozens of yuan, and several of our male colleagues bought it." ”

Xiaoyu saw the link of the QR code at that time, and remembered that someone came to sell the massage stick when he was at work, and he and his colleagues bought it as soon as their brains were hot, and finally found that it was useless at all, and the massage stick was still lying in the drawer and sleeping, fortunately, it was similar to what he thought, not other things, Xiaoyu verified his conjecture.

Weizi said: "Do you think those women outside are so easy to sleep on, you can sleep if you want?" ”

Xiaoyu said: "I know this, if the money is not in place, it may be raped, and many men who can't control their belts have suffered a big loss." ”