Weizi suddenly said: "On the contrary, the cost of a woman's cheating is not so serious, after all, it is impossible for a man to sue a woman for rape." You see, the risk is so big outside, how can I be? ”

Xiaoyu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I didn't go to do my hair in the middle of the night, and I won't ask someone to fix the faucet while you are not at home, you see, I also gave birth to two biological children for you, you have to be grateful to me, do you know how to be grateful?" ”

Weizi nodded: "Mmmm, am I still not good to you?" ”

Xiaoyu: "Okay, very good, are you still in touch with the woman who sells flowers?" ”

Xiaoyu made such a surprise move again, Weizi turned off the engine directly, and then simply parked the car on the side of the road and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Xiaoyu: "I just know." ”

Weizi broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead, thinking that this was the WeChat friend he added after Xiaoyu checked his mobile phone last time, Weizi explained: "She is the wife of our colleague, I heard that she is very good at stock trading, and other colleagues are learning from her." I'm just talking to her about which stock is likely to go up recently? ”

In fact, Xiaoyu took advantage of Weizi's sleep, Dongdong played with his mobile phone, Xiaoyu saw the chat history, Weizi and the woman who sold flowers The chat history is very polite and distant, the content is the same as what Weizi said, and Xiaoyu will no longer pursue it. Weizi said: "Later, I found out that the woman was talking nonsense at all, and some time ago buying stocks to make money was a blind cat encountering a dead mouse." If I can't give any constructive advice, I won't contact him. ”

Xiaoyu said: "Well, it's best, you'd better remember that you are the father of two children, and there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and adultery has killed people since ancient times." Otherwise, it doesn't matter if you ruin your life, don't implicate your two children. ”

Xiaoyu stopped talking, Weizi was a little frightened, fortunately he was innocent, with such a smart wife, it was so full of surprises, it was simply frightening. No matter how deep the road of sales is, there is no deep routine of the wife, and the middle-aged married life is too challenging.

Weizi listened to Xiaoyu's words, how did he think it was a warning, just at this time Weizi received a call from a colleague, asking him to deal with some work matters, Weizi had to take his wife and children to the garage.

As soon as Weizi left, Xiaoyu immediately opened the car window, like a detective, immediately conducted a comprehensive inspection of Weizi's car, Dongdong saw his mother holding his sister to check around, and asked, "Mom, are you looking for your father's private money?" ”

Xiaoyu thought, boy, you still have a lot of ideas, who still hides private money these days, your mother is to see if your father's car has equipment to store toxic gases such as carbon monoxide, otherwise what if we wait in the car and accidentally have carbon monoxide poisoning? Xiaoyu admits that the article pushed by Baidu is simply harmful, and the notorious professor in Hong Kong who used a yoga ball to hide carbon monoxide and kill his wife and daughter is simply going to hell.

Xiaoyu had no choice but to nod: "Mmmm, I found a lollipop for you to eat, but don't you tell your dad to know?" ”

Dongdong nodded very sensibly, Xiao Yu searched for a long time and did not find suspicious dangerous items, but suddenly found a bottle of medicine in the cabinet, Xiao Yu carefully observed, actually used most of it, and after reading the function introduction, Xiao Yu couldn't help but think of her husband Weizi's underwear with a little blood. I can't help but be lustful as a rotten girl, Weizi is white and handsome, but it's not too tall, and she speaks Sven Wen, isn't this the legendary suffer?

The more Xiao Yu thought about it, the more likely it became, and Xiao Yu, who already had persecution paranoia, even thought absurdly that she should be a very poor wife. When Xiaoyu was imagining like this, her husband Weizi came back and drove home, and when she got home, Xiaoyu sat next to Weizi and read a classic novel directly, and Weizi was also sitting next to her, suddenly glanced at it, and said extremely depressedly: "What kind of messy novel are you reading." ”

Xiaoyu knew that she and her husband Weizi's interests and hobbies had become all over the world, and Xiaoyu said tentatively: "Delay! American novels, as a senior reader, read Tan! Beauty is normal. ”

Weizi said extremely disgustingly: "Two men, it is simply against the laws of nature. ”

Looking at the husband of the super straight man, Xiaoyu remembered to chat with the young colleagues in the unit and said, "I can accept a man's delay!" Beautiful, but it has to be a super eye-catching handsome guy, two rough men are so disgusting. ”

Xiaoyu said: "Uh, someone else's Greco-Roman period, ancient China's break? They all have sleeve fetishes, they think that this is pure love, existence is reasonable, in fact, it is acceptable if it does not violate the law. "As long as it doesn't happen to you.

Weizi shook his head: "I can't understand what is going on in the minds of you women anymore. Then pick up your phone and continue playing Tik Tok.

Xiaoyu asked, "Why do you have blood spots on that pair of underwear?" ”

Weizi said: "Some time ago, I was too busy at work, I was under a lot of pressure, and I didn't drink much water, so my stool was bloody and dry, and I had hemorrhoids. ”

Weizi's words matched the bottle of medicine in the car, fortunately, although Xiaoyu can appreciate two peerless beautiful men falling in love, but it must not be her husband, fortunately, her husband's sexual orientation is normal, otherwise this society is sad and dangerous, not only to guard against the bewitching women outside, but also to guard against the men outside, online novels are also not shallow, Xiaoyu thinks what's wrong, she used to be such a simple baby, and now it's getting more and more complicated, Xiaoyu suddenly wants to sing with Dongdong: "Society is very simple, It's the people ...... complicated"

Suddenly the sound of opening the door sounded, the mother-in-law came back from a walk, the mother-in-law walked in with a sad face, sat aside, Weizi held the mobile phone with one hand and continued to play, the mother-in-law said, "Your grandmother is going to have surgery." ”

Weizi put down his phone and asked, "My aunt called just now?" Let you go and take turns to serve. ”

The father-in-law nodded: "We're going back." ”

Weizi thought that his own mother was not in good health, and said, "Tomorrow is the weekend, I'll send you over, and by the way, take a look at grandma." ”

Xiaoyu asked, "Shall I go then?" ”

The mother-in-law objected: "Xixi is still young now, there is no need to take the baby to toss, and Dongdong is playing football, don't delay your studies, I'm afraid that after we leave, you won't be busy." ”

Xiaoyu thought for a while and said, "You guys go, I'm just going to buy a vegetable to pick up Dongdong, besides, Weizi will come back when the time comes, so I'll be busy." ”

The next day, the three of them left, and it was the weekend, so Xiaoyu called her best friend Lin Lin to bring her son Huanhuan to the house to play. Dongdong and Huanhuan have been playmates since childhood, and the two children have a lot of fun playing together. In the afternoon, Xiaoyu complained about Weizi at home: "I can see Weizi through now, selfish, cold, lazy, and cherish my reputation, I have to get by with him now in the face of the child." ”

Lin Lin is also complaining about her husband: "The last time the child in our family had a cold, I asked him to get up at night to get medicine, he would rather the child continue to catch a cold than get up, I was angry and quarreled with him directly, he was also good-tempered, no matter how noisy I was, I just didn't make a noise, looking at him looking at their family, I was so angry, I was depressed at home." You called me to come and play, and I was so happy. ”

Xiaoyu comforted: "Actually, your mother-in-law has a good heart, and your husband has a good character, otherwise I wouldn't have introduced you to you." Your husband's temper is calculated, I quarreled with Weizi, we pointed at our noses and scolded each other, you and I will advance and I will retreat. Now after Sissi was born, I don't bother to quarrel with him, but his parents often quarrel in front of the nanny, which has a very bad impact.

The conflict between our husband and wife has become a secondary conflict because of the recent accession of his parents, and the conflict between his parents has become the main conflict. ”

Lin Lin said: "Your family is good, handsome and can make money, and he didn't take the money outside, just take it home." ”

Xiaoyu complained: "Fortunately, I hired a nanny, otherwise Weizi and I would definitely quarrel again and even have a cold war because of various family trivialities." I knew why I used to be so frugal, and I should have hired a nanny earlier, so it would be great. But I didn't dare to ask the nanny to help me take care of the child, I still had to ask his parents, and Weizi has been very busy with work for more than a year, so it is estimated that his grandparents will still live here before Xixi is three years old. ”

Lin Lin comforted: "If you stay up again, in a few years, when the children are older, it will be easier." ”

Xiaoyu complained: "Now I eat very lightly every day, and occasionally I eat some barbecue without telling my in-laws, it is still slightly spicy, my mouth is very light, I can't call Sister Zhang tonight, how about we go to eat hot pot?" ”

Lin Lin said: "Whatever you want." ”

At this moment, Xiaoyu suddenly heard Dongdong's crying voice, Xiaoyu also heard Huanhuan crying, the two immediately ran to the balcony, saw Dongdong and Huanhuan hiding in the grass and crying, there was a half-old child riding Dongdong's bicycle, Xiaoyu yelled at Dongdong: "Dongdong, you hurry up and stop this villain, mom will come down immediately." ”

Ignoring Xixi, who was sleeping, Xiaoyu and Lin Lin put on their shoes and ran quickly to the community, Dongdong walked up, and cried: "Mom, woo, that brother took a knife and asked me to give him the bicycle, otherwise he would kill me, and Huanhuan and I ran away in fear." ”

Xiaoyu touched Dongdong's head and comforted: "Don't worry, with your mother here, no one will dare to bully you, and your mother will give you anger." ”

Huanhuan was also scared and hid behind Lin Lin and cried, Xiaoyu asked the old ladies who were sitting quietly basking in the sun, "Did you see where that villain went?" ”

The old lady said, "We went to the door, we just yelled at that kid, it was too much, and we actually grabbed the car with a knife." Thankfully, you yelled at the window so that your bike wasn't snatched away. ”

Xiao Yu Linlin took his own baby and looked for it at the fountain in the community, but there was no. Then the old lady staggered over and said, "I just saw that kid on the tennis court." ”