Chapter 1 Be My Girlfriend
Wu Haotian was walking on the way home, thinking of Liu Zixuan's ruthless words, Wu Haotian felt a pain in his heart.
Liu Zixuan's coquettish appearance towards Ban Cao made Wu Haotian completely lose confidence in life. If I have Bruce Lee's kung fu, I won't be bullied by others, how dare a gangster and a nerd look down on me.
Thinking of Liu Zixuan's big eyes, round forehead, and devilish figure, Wu Haotian couldn't help but shed tears. Why did you do this to me, did I do something wrong in my last life? Am I destined to be lonely all my life?
The sound of dripping frightened Wu Haotian out of his fantasy. "You kid is stupid. The truck driver scolded fiercely.
After school hours, there are a lot of people on the bus, and Wu Haotian is the last person to get on the bus.
At this time, he kept saying in his heart: "I am Lei Feng, this is called humility." ”
"Oops! I'm sorry to step on your foot. Wu Haotian lowered his head and said.
You don't have eyes. Wu Haotian looked up and saw that it was Guan Jixing, the eldest brother of the year group, and they all called him Brother Ji. "Brother Ji, I'm sorry," Wu Haotian muttered in a low voice.
Grass, I'm sorry and that's it? Do you know how much these shoes cost? It's called Naike, have you heard of it, you know you haven't heard of it. That's it, if I lose money, I'll give 200 yuan.
200 yuan, where can you get it yourself! It's not worth 200 yuan if you sell me.
"What's the matter?" Looking at Wu Haotian's resentful eyes, Guan Jixing snorted.
"Serve, I'll give it to you tomorrow. "Xiao Wu thought to himself that he would go to your grandma's tomorrow and give you a fart.
Guan Jixing nodded with satisfaction, and then glanced at Xiao Wu again, you said that you don't study well, and you don't have money at home, so it's better to follow me, you will play in the future, and women will not be indispensable to you.
Xiao Wu imagined the appearance of holding a stick in his left hand, holding China in his mouth, and holding a class flower in his right arm, and couldn't help but be in a trance. That's what a man should do!
However, after looking at his thin arms and thin legs, and looking at Guan Jixing's big muscles, Xiao Wu still didn't dare to agree.
At this time, an obscene-looking young man slammed into Wu Haotian's side. Wu Hao Tianxin said: "God is merciful and does not care about him. ”
The lewd young man seemed to be very domineering, and kept walking towards the back of the car.
Suddenly, Xiao Wu's eyes straightened. He has long pink hair, a tall and delicate nose, and a pointed chin. Wu Haotian thought he was dreaming, otherwise how could the lover of his dream run into the real world? He pinched his face fiercely and found that this was not a dream, could it be that God had opened his eyes and wanted to give me a beautiful woman?
In the hot summer, people wear very little, looking at the slender and straight white legs, Xiao Wu's heart rate instantly rose to the height of the 100-meter sprint.
The tall buttocks lead to infinite reverie. Xiao Wu's face turned red uncontrollably. Although the summer heat makes the passengers on the bus drowsy, there are still some big men who can't help but take a few more looks, and even the old man wearing sunglasses admires it unceremoniously.
And the women swept there with jealous eyes. Such a beauty can only be encountered a few times in dreams.
The lewd young man had already walked to the side of the beautiful woman, and his hand secretly struck at the buttocks.
The beauty inadvertently turned her head and stared at Xiao Zhang, as if she was in a trance.
Xiao Wu suddenly felt a surge of blood boiling in his body. The ancients played the princes with fire, just to win a smile from the beauties.
Xiao Wu just wanted to step forward to save the beauty of the hero, but he remembered his three-legged cat's kung fu again, and he was a little hesitant. Looking at the beautiful woman's weak eyes, Xiao Wu suddenly felt that Stallone was possessed, and he quickly walked to the obscene young man's side and wanted to punch him, but in the end he didn't get down and patted the lewd young man's shoulder.
"Brother Da Fei, it's you, have you forgotten me, I'm your Brother Hao!" Xiao Wu said with a smile.
"Who the hell is you Feige!" The young man was angry and ruined. Looking at the beautiful woman's distant body, the lewd young man was so angry that he didn't fight, and stared at Xiao Wu hehe.
There was a sudden silence in the car. "You kid is looking for a beating, it's not a good thing for me. As he spoke, he gave Xiao Wu a slap. A hot pain filled Xiao Wu's cheeks.
Xiao Wu gave him a punch so-so, and the lewd young man turned around and fell over his shoulder, and Xiao Wu was stunned.
Xiao Wu was about to cry, he was still a practitioner who looked so obscene. Hey, I've suffered a loss for a woman again, and I'm a mouthful!
Seeing that it was time to get to the next stop, as soon as the car door opened, Xiao Wu ran out like Sa Huan, running more than 200 meters, and he was already tired and sweating. That bad pen shouldn't be able to catch up with me, hey~ this day.
Looking at the bus passing by, Xiao Wu felt a burst of joy in his heart. Xiao Wu didn't know why he always felt that the bus driver was looking at him like a fool.
Xiao Wu didn't think much about it, at this moment, he felt that his head was about to fly immortal...... The obscene young man beat Xiao Zhang bitterly, and spit out before leaving, "The kid will be less nosy in the future, and he won't look at who he is." Xiao Wu suddenly felt his heart surge, a stream of hot tears flowed out, and his mind went blank. It would be nice to be able to lie on this grass all the time, and not be so tired. A sense of powerlessness filled his body.
Hey, wake up, hey, you're not going to die, you seem to be breathing. Xiao Wu was dreaming at this time, and saw a beautiful woman leaning into his face to kiss him, Xiao Wu didn't think much about it, and kissed him heavily.
Yes...... A mouth fanned Xiao Wu awake. "Damn, I'm beaten twice a day, God, I just scolded you a few words, you don't need to retaliate against me like this!" Looking at the beauty in front of him, Xiao Wu was a little stunned, "Are you a fairy sister?"
The beautiful woman said angrily, "You are the fairy sister! Why are you strong just now..."
Xiao Wu asked curiously, "What is strong?" "You scoundrel, smack!" "Oh my face, my fairy sister, although I am only a mortal, I am also dignified, you can't blaspheme me like this!" Xiao Wu looked at the beauty in front of him very seriously.
You scoundrel! The beautiful woman ran away in a rage. Xiao Wu looked at the back of the departure in a daze, perfect figure, snow-white thighs, hey...... I'm a stinky silk, how can I be with a goddess. There are countless suitors for this kind of beauty, I have no looks, no money, and no power. How can people take a fancy to me? It's time to go home, Xiao Wu looked around in confusion and scolded: "Damn, I got off the wrong station!"
In the dead of night, Xiao Wu walked two kilometers away, so tired that he howled and cursed, and tiptoed into the building area.
Parents usually work night shifts, and they can live their own silk life! When Xiao Wu thought that he could live his own happy time at night, he couldn't close his mouth. Seeing the only few lights left in the house in the community, hey~~ When can I be so happy? Walking in the deserted community, Xiao Wu has a feeling of unease, eh, how can his heartbeat speed up? I haven't been so timid when I walked at night before, it's strange.
Huh? How can there be a person? Xiao Wu noticed the small figure in the corner. Instantly froze in place. She, she's not going to be a zombie, is she? Could it be that I, Wu Haotian, am going to die today, so let's be a man myself. Xiao Wu cautiously approached the corner...... No way... How is the hair pink? Is it the Queen of Hearts?
The slender figure looked up innocently. The two shouted almost at the same time: "It's you!" "Sister Fairy, why are you here?"
Hmph! The fairy sister twisted her head to the side angrily. After half a ring, he said pitifully: "I don't have a place to live, can you find me a place to live, it's so dark here, I'm so scared." ”
Xiao Wu suddenly felt that his brain was a little short-circuited. Is she going to repay me? Is she going to live with me? hehe...... Xiao Wu smirked.
What are you laughing at, it's nasty, disgusting to death! The beauty looked at Xiao Wu curiously. "Ah, it's nothing, go live in my house, I don't have anyone in my house. ”
The beauty looked at Xiao Wu suspiciously, looked around again, and finally nodded. Xiao Wu's heart was about to jump, and he pulled up the beauty and walked home.
"Ahh There are mice!" Xiao Wu was thinking about how to get her to bed for a while, when he was suddenly hugged inexplicably, and felt two hot and soft things sticking to his back, and two hot streams flowed out of his nose.
The beauty seemed to understand something, and the arm she was holding retracted as if she was electrocuted.
Xiao Wu turned to look at the beautiful woman with a flushed face. With pink long hair, sexy red lips, and his hands on his chest, he was looking at Xiao Wu pitifully.
Xiao Wu couldn't help but boil with beast blood anymore. Anyway, it's in the corridor, and it's worth it to be able to soak in such a beautiful woman and die.
Just about to step forward. "Huh, why is your nose bleeding? Looking at the innocent cheeks, the evil fire in Xiao Wu's abdomen was suddenly cleaned up.
"You can't die, I won't have a place to live if you die. The beauty muttered earnestly.
It turns out that I'm not feeling sorry for myself, too, how can such a beautiful woman feel sorry for me for a three-nothing stinky silk. Xiao Wu opened the door with grief.
"Wow!" he was pushed aside almost instantly, looking at the lively chick, and thought, "How will I clean you up later." He hurriedly locked the door. It's been a long day, go take a cool shower!
In the bathroom, Xiao Wu smiled and muttered, "I'm going to break it today!" Xiao Wu walked out of the toilet happily. found that his home had become a mess.
"Ahh Xiao Wu shouted as he ran into the living room. I found that the fairy sister was eating her favorite Cobick with relish, while watching the joy and the gray wolf.
Xiao Wu was angry enough, "Look at how I will clean you up when you fall asleep for a while." ”
Xiao Wu ran into his bedroom and started what he had to do every night. While watching with relish, the fairy sister suddenly broke in and shouted, "I'm hungry!" Xiao Wu was startled, and immediately put up his pants and closed the webpage.
Since Xiao Wu blocked the computer screen, the beauty didn't see anything. If she sees that she can't delete my ten mouths, she is calling me a stinky hooligan, and if she lets the neighbors hear that she is still messing around in the community.
"Hey, what are you doing?" the beautiful woman looked curiously as she walked over. "Why is your face red? Isn't it uncomfortable, wow! You're so angry, I'll help you clear the fire." ”
Does this beauty really want to xx with me? Just as I was thinking, I was interrupted by two words from her. "!"
"What? I heard you right. Xiao Wu sat on the bed obediently, God I didn't misunderstand you.
"Cross your legs. "What?" Xiao Wu didn't understand, but he obediently did it.
"Ah...... Is this beautiful woman a masseur? Such a beautiful masseur is really blind. Xiao Wu silently mourned for the beauty in his heart.
"Ahh This is it, it's so comfortable!" Xiao Wu cried out comfortably.
"Don't talk!Relax, don't think about anything. "It's strange that I don't want to have such a beautiful woman like you by my side. “
The perennial fatigue made Xiao Wu lose a little energy, and he fell asleep unconsciously. "Haotian, you take me there to play!"
Xiao Wu looked at the woman who spoke dumbfounded. Isn't that my favorite girl? Why is she here? Looking at the perfect and delicate features. Xiao Wu was speechless for a long time. That girl is Liu Zixuan, watching Liu Zixuan keep greeting me, Xiao Wu suddenly felt that his head was a little insufficient, and he didn't wait for him to react. Liu Zixuan grabbed his arm, pointed to the playground in front of him and said with a smile: "Let's go... People want to go to the playground to play~ Okay~" Liu Zixuan shook Xiao Wu's arm and kept being coquettish.
The appearance of the little woman made Xiao Wu's heart melt, and Huang almost nodded without hesitation. Liu Zixuan is the representative of the Chinese class in the class, and this girl is completely in line with Xiao Wu's aesthetics.
Xiao Wu has liked her at first sight since she went to the fourth middle school, although this sister paper is very enthusiastic about herself, but Xiao Wu always feels that she is experimenting with herself again, and she has become a machine for testing her charm.
Why did she go to the amusement park with me? The sun came out in the west? Could this be called a counterattack with silk? Xiao Wu's eyes were suddenly filled with tears, has his favorite girl accepted herself?
"What's the matter, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry......" Liu Zixuan kept beating Xiao Wu's chest with his small fist. Looking at those charming eyes, Xiao Wu couldn't bear it anymore, took her into his arms, and whispered in her ear: "Be my girlfriend, I will be really good to you."