"Phew... Disgusted to death, he said such obscene dream words in broad daylight. Sister Fairy said angrily.

Xiao Wu opened his eyes in surprise and found that he was holding the pillow and drooling, and the saliva had already wet most of the pillow.

"Hey, seeing that you don't lose your soul all day long, it's better to cultivate immortals with your sister. Xiao Wu was wondering where Liu Zixuan had gone, and when he suddenly heard this, he was so frightened that he almost didn't fall off the bed.

"Xiuxian, you are teasing me, although I like to read novels, but I haven't gotten to the point of going crazy, you won't be sent by the cult to fool me, although I'm crazy all day long, but I'm not stupid to that extent. ”

The beauty just wanted to speak. "Well, you don't have to lie to me. ”

Xiao Wu hurriedly shook his head to sober himself up. No, such a beautiful girl paper turned out to be mentally ill, could it be that God sent her to play tricks on herself?

"My sister kindly wants to teach you to cultivate immortals, but you are in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings. Xiao Meimei said angrily.

"However, I haven't gotten into college, I'm married, I've not had children, and I don't want to die. Xiao Wu said aggrievedly.

"Don't worry, with my sister here, you won't die so easily, you have to let you taste the taste of a woman before dying. Seeing that Xiao Wu was a little hesitant, Meimei hurriedly said: "And being an immortal is also beneficial, you can live forever, and you also have extraordinary mana, and the most important thing is that you can pick up girls." "Little Meimei constantly seduces Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu still nodded uncompetitively. "You want to confuse me, you're too tender, wait for me to find a time to xx you to see if you dare to be arrogant. "Eh, why are you lying here?

Xiao Wu hurriedly picked up the alarm clock, and then rushed out of the house like a pig. "Oops! this broken door actually locked ......"

"What! All the students raised the flag in the playground this morning? Do you want to check the number of people in the class? You tell the teacher that I'm going to go to the bathroom, and it's okay for five minutes. "Xiao Wu played a clever role in the car.

The head teacher, Li Liping, is a well-known furious maniac in the year group, wearing a Matt-killing wig on her smooth forehead and giving the nickname "Brother Ping".

At first, I thought he was a woman, but after I met, I realized that this old man had taken a woman's name, and I really didn't know what his family thought, and I didn't bother to think about it.

Xiao Wu didn't want to be scolded by the teacher in front of the whole school, so he wouldn't be able to mix in school from now on, not only did his classmates not pay attention to me, but even Xiao Wu's favorite Liu Zixuan would no longer have a good impression of me. Thinking of this, Xiao Wu's qi and blood boiled again.

Getting off the bus, Xiao Wu ran towards the school at the fastest speed in his life, and he swore he had never run so fast.

Ran for a while...... Xiao Wu always felt that something was missing, and finally saw the seniors with schoolbags on their backs, Xiao Wu felt as if he had been struck by lightning and stayed in place.

"Big brother, what are you doing, are you playing one, two, three, wooden people? Let's play together. Xiao Wu turned around with difficulty and saw that the little girl next to him was staring at him with big eyes full of curiosity.

Xiao Wu wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to plant himself on the ground and not get up, but he found that there were too many people around him, so he had to dispel this idea.

Alas, Xiao Wu had been reading hard for a while, and in order to be with Liu Zixuan, Xiao Wu wiped his nose and wiped his tears under the light to read hard. But after reading for a while, he felt that he was not a piece of reading material, and he never read hard since then.

Thinking that others were admitted to prestigious universities one by one, crazy in college for four years, and then found a company to be a white-collar worker, hired a small secretary, and was leisurely all day long, Xiao Wu felt a pain in his heart.

"Why do they live such a good life, God is unfair!" Thinking of this, Xiao Wu scolded the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of God fiercely in his heart.

Xiao Wu walked into the school gate lifelessly, looking at the gloating expression of the school guard, he felt uncomfortable for a while, and ran to the class without looking back.

Sure enough, Xiao Wu's worst fears happened. At the door stood a handsome old man in a black dress, a wig, and his hands around his chest. "Xiao Zhang, come to my office after class, you go back to class first. ”

Xiao Wu looked at this handsome old man, and he couldn't understand that a teacher who had always been short-tempered would say such a thing. Could it be that his girl is pregnant? No, I haven't heard that his girl is married.

Xiao Wu cautiously walked into the class. Soon he became the focus of the class, and he was itchy and overwhelmed by everyone's staring, so he hurried back to his seat and fell asleep.

"Hey!" a crisp voice rang in his ears. Xiao Wu jumped up from his seat in fright. "Who... Who's calling?"

A tall man next to him is called Zhang Lei, and everyone calls him "Brother Lei". Zhang Lei said unremittingly: "You have read too many kid novels, stupid x." Xiao Wu's face was red from everyone's gaze, and when he accidentally saw Liu Zixuan's curious gaze, he was so frightened that he lay on the table and didn't dare to look up again.

Just when Xiao Wu wanted to look up, "Brother Ping" broke in. "Let me introduce to you, this is a new student from our class, her name is Lin Yutong. Come, Lin Yutong, please come in. Xiao Wu finally mustered up the courage to raise his head, looking at the familiar figure, with long pink hair, charming eyes, small mouth slightly pursed, and eyes staring at Xiao Wu in a blink of an eye.

I felt the killing intent all around. If eyes could kill people, I would have died 10,000 times.

The pink little mouth opened slightly, and said softly, "Teacher, can I sit there?" Lin Yutong pointed to Zhang Lei next to Xiao Wu. At this time, our handsome old man was staring at Lin Yutong in a daze and heard her charming voice. The handsome old guy pretended to cough twice, and then said seriously: "Classmate Zhang Lei, you go to the seat next to Feng Tianwei, there is no one there, you don't have to worry about not seeing the blackboard when you sit in the back."

Although Zhang Lei was very angry, he had to obediently move his seat in the face of this handsome old man. Seeing Zhang Lei move his seat, Lin Yutong happily walked to Xiao Wu's side like a child.

"Hey, don't you recognize me?" Lin Yutong directly ignored the surrounding gaze and smiled at Xiao Wu.

At this time, Xiao Wu's heart was struggling in pain, "Damn, what should I do in the future, those little gangsters can't beat me to death." This woman looks like a rich princess, she's not a big deal, what should I do? I haven't had a baby yet, I'm still a virgin! God, you can't do this to me!"

Jingle Bell ...... Just then the bell rang for class. Our physics big brother, Yu Shinan, suddenly came from the door.

"Everyone be quiet, okay, let's start class now......" Yu Shinan and Li Liping nodded one after another, Brother Ping pretended to be serious and glanced at the class and walked out in a hurry.

As soon as Brother Ping came out of the classroom, Brother Nan got into a fight with his classmates. Xiao Wu took the opportunity to carefully look at the peerless beauty beside her, because she had just come to school, she was not wearing a school uniform. The naked body has a faint body fragrance, looking at the plump breasts, round and slender thighs. His little brother stood up very uncompetitively. Lin Yutong seemed to notice something, and glanced at Xiao Wu strangely.

Xiao Wu suddenly felt his qi and blood surge, and his nervous hands kept shaking. Lin Yutong didn't seem to care too much, and her slender little hand gently held Xiao Wu's trembling arm.

Looking at Lin Yutong's sincere eyes, Xiao Wu felt that he was not afraid even if the sky fell. Xiao Wu's fanatical eyes shocked Lin Yutong and took it back.

Leaning in Xiao Wu's ear and said, "Don't do anything to me, otherwise I will ignore you in the future!" Xiao Wu helplessly suppressed the evil fire in his abdomen.

"Hey, my sister taught you to cultivate immortals, you promised others at the beginning, you are not allowed to go back!" Xiao Wu looked at Lin Yutong with a serious face, and nodded subconsciously. I accidentally found that the boy in the back looked at himself and Lin Yutong like a monster.

"What are you seeing, didn't you see me chatting with a beautiful woman?" The person behind Xiao Wu was the one who reported to him on the bus, and because of his obscene appearance, he occupied two tables by himself.

"Cut, I didn't expect your kid to have peach blossom luck. The lewd young man looked disdainful.

"Keep your mouth shut!" Nange began his sonic attack again. Finally, he found Lin Yutong in the corner, stared at it for about three seconds, and said as if nothing had happened: "Okay, this is the twenty-third question." ”

Xiao Wu found a problem. Brother Nan always didn't dare to sweep his eyes to his side. Brother Nan won't like Lin Yutong, right, is Brother Nan also a place? Seeing Brother Nan swallowing his saliva, Xiao Wu snickered in his heart.

Usually quite able to shout, but at the critical moment, the chain will be dropped. Just when Xiao Wu couldn't close his mouth, he suddenly felt a stinging pain in his arm.

"Ah...... Why are you pinching me?" Xiao Wu muttered quietly. "Whether you learn or not, my sister is in a hurry. ”

Look at those angry eyes. "How to cultivate, I won't. "Jingle bell...... "Ah...... Class is over!" Fu Yu looked at the chalk head. The two men didn't give in to each other and started a chalk head war. "Great god looks at the move!" Fu Yu grabbed a handful of chalk and was about to throw it at him.

"Hehe, hey, look at the great god. Fu Yu said with a smile. "It's over, what should I do if Brother Ji asks me for money today, I don't have any money, what should I do? Hide in class? He won't kill me after school. ”

Xiao Wu's heart was pounding...... Hey, Wu Haotian, someone is calling you outside. "Forget it...... At most, he was beaten. ”

Xiao Wu walked out bravely, he didn't know that at this moment, Lin Yutong was staring at his back with complicated eyes, as if he was in a trance.

"Ah, great god, why are you here?" a thin and slender young man waved his hand to Xiao Wu in the distance. Xiao Wu had a nickname when he was in junior high school, and everyone called him the Great God. Even he didn't know who started it. "Liu Jijun?" "Great god, you are here!" A chubby man next to him is called Hu Bohan, who was Xiao Wu's best friend in junior high school.

Xiao Wu pretended to be calm and asked, "Why are you here?" Hu Bohan pushed his eyes, "Today, the No. 4 Middle School and No. 1 Middle School jointly held a sports meeting, and I accompanied the third-place competition." Xiao Wu recalled the speed of the third place of 1,000 meters "three minutes and eight seconds", and when he thought about himself, he was frustrated.

"Let's go, it's about to start, by the way, why aren't you here when we look for you in the morning?" asked Liu Jijun. "Ah, I've got a bad stomach in the morning, and I'm late. Of course, it was impossible for him to tell everything he had experienced, so he nodded modestly. Liu Jijun and Hu Bo smiled and said nothing......

"Ahh It's so handsome. Do you think he will fall in love with me?" Liu Zixuan looked at the orange-haired big girl next to him and said with a smile: "I can't fall in love with you, it's very possible to fall in love with me, how can someone be so good that he can fall in love with a girl casually." You don't think so, yes. ”

"That's right, if you're so beautiful, maybe take the initiative to talk to him, and you can hook his soul away. The big girl hurriedly patted her ass.

"Wait a minute, I'll go over there. Liu Zixuan seemed to suddenly remember something.

Xiao Wu was looking for a seat in confusion with the obscene young man around him at this time. "Hey, great god, where are we going to sit when you say there are so many people here? ”