Chapter 828: Tips for Making a Fortune
Black and white impermanence looked confused, but the body still honestly leaned over.
Wen Wan covered her mouth slightly with her hand, and asked softly in their ears: "I just want to ask you, how long does it take to wait in line for reincarnation in the underworld now?" ”
"Uh...... I think it's going to take about three months. Hei Wuchang half-tilted his head and thought carefully for a while, then told her truthfully, and then couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "Why are you asking this?" ”
If you ask someone to do something, you must make things clear first, so Wen Wan didn't want to hide it, and when she opened her mouth, she had to explain carefully, "I-"
"Shhh A bold idea suddenly popped into Hei Wuchang's mind, and after gasping, his eyes widened in horror, "You probably want to cut the queue for Tianrui, right?" ”
Wen Wan: "......"
Speechless dead, really speechless dead!
Cut? What's the point of joining this team? It's not really like the old saying "rush to reincarnate"! Xiao Hei is somewhat outrageous!!
"Tie Q! Thank you! I would really appreciate that! Wen Wan couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, and explained angrily: "My thoughts are exactly the opposite of what you guessed1
"Not only do I not want to cut him in line, but I even want him to leave later, it is best to delay it until after the beginning of the Spring Festival, if I can trouble you to bring him back for a few more days, it will be better!"
"Huh?" Hei Wuchang was confused when he heard it, and asked incomprehensibly, "Why?" ”
"No, it's just that there are some important things that need him to be present." Wen Wan pursed her lips and did not answer his question directly.
"Yes, no problem, these are trivial." Bai Wuchang suddenly interjected at this time, and agreed to his request without thinking.
Then he carefully advised: "It's okay to bring him back, but you must ensure his safety at that time, and you must send him back immediately after the matter is over." ”
Wen Wan couldn't help but feel a little helpless when she heard this, and said angrily: "Don't worry, he is my good friend and brother, if I don't protect him, who will protect him?" Do you need to say that? ”
Hei Wuchang was afraid that Wen Wan would think that they didn't trust her, so he hurriedly helped his brother and explained: "It's not that we don't trust you, and we are not urging you, it's just that Lord Hades sometimes personally inspects the work, and the recent investigation has been relatively strict." ”
"The ghosts that come to the underworld are all registered, and it stands to reason that they can't return to the human world, let alone stay in the human world for a few days, which is not in accordance with the rules!"
"Although it was a piece of cake for us to bring him out, if I happened to be unlucky enough to be found by Lord Hades, we would definitely have to be punished! When the time comes, the penalty will be small, and the penalty will be big! ”
"Ah~ That's it!" Wen Wan nodded suddenly, and hurriedly patted her chest and promised, "Okay, I know, I will return it to you as soon as possible." ”
After she finished speaking, she comforted them very righteously and said, "If you are really so unlucky and caught, I will pay you how much money Lord Yama will punish you!" Put your heart in your belly. ”
"That's what you said!" As soon as I mentioned the impermanence of money, I was excited, for fear that she would run away, and said, "'A gentleman is hard to chase', you can't deny it when the time comes!" ”
"Don't worry, you won't admit it!" Wen Wan was a little smiling at their caution.
Is she such a person? Is her credit in these two ghosts really so low??
"Okay." Black and white impermanence nodded neatly.
This deal is also half done, and Wen Wan's appeal is now clear, and now it's their turn!
Hei Wuchang rubbed his little hands a little excitedly, and couldn't wait to ask: "We have agreed to your request, now it's time to teach us the skills to get rid of poverty and become rich, right?" ”
Wen Wan smiled at them and nodded, and shared her thoughts without hesitation, "Do you think that the manpower consumed by dreaming is not proportional to the income, so wouldn't it be better if you just collected money per capita?" ”
"You can reasonably arrange the money needed for the dream, and then arrange a few people to take care of the dream, won't you be able to get money from it? If you have money, won't you be able to deal with dreams with more people? ”
Bai Wuchang couldn't help frowning after hearing this, touched his chin thoughtfully, and muttered for a long time: "Although what you said is easy, I think it is still difficult to implement. ”
"The price of the dream alone is a headache, and now most of the ghosts in the underworld have no money, if the price is set too high, no one comes, but the order is too low and even the labor cost is not enough, and if you don't pay attention, you will lose all your money."
"If you don't use your brains, that's really not your brains." Wen Wan rolled her eyes helplessly, and said in disbelief: "You really don't understand marketing strategies at all??" ”
"Uh...... Hehehehehe. Black and white impermanence smiled awkwardly at the same time, they tried to justify themselves but couldn't find a reason, because they really didn't understand anything at all.
In the past, they would come to the world from time to time to wander around, feel the customs and learn some knowledge of the world.
But since the rapid development of science and technology, everyone began to advocate science and reject feudal superstition, the economy of the underworld began to be worse year by year, their workload is also more and more year by year, and the holidays are correspondingly less and less year by year.
They are physically and mentally exhausted by work all day long, so naturally they don't have the leisure time to often come to the world to wander around, so they are slowly out of touch with the current world, and the relatively new knowledge is naturally not understood.
Wen Wan saw them like this, and thought of the plight of the underworld, knowing that they really didn't understand, and stopped continuing to reprimand them, "Okay, okay, I won't talk about you anymore, after all, you are also strange now." ”
"What I'm telling you below, you must listen to it, I'll just say it once, and if you don't understand, you go back and ask Xiao Qiao."
She first gave the two ghosts a vaccination, and then began to teach them skills, "My opinion on the price is that it must be set higher." ”
Black and white impermanence frowned sadly at this time, they couldn't understand Wen Wan's intentions at all, but they didn't interrupt her with words, they were still listening seriously, and at the same time trying to figure out her intentions.
Wen Wan confidently continued to explain: "You really don't have to worry that the price is too high and no one will come, I can tell you clearly, every poor person in the world wants to become rich, after all, who doesn't want to eat well, drink well, dress well, and no longer worry about their livelihood?" ”
"This is the case in the yang world, and the same is naturally true in the underworld, although ghosts don't need to eat and drink, but they always have to wear and enjoy, right? Don't you often want to take vacations? ”
"You can think about it carefully, if you have endless money in your hands, will you still care about the establishment of this underworld, and will you still worry about being scolded by Lord Yama?"
Black and white impermanence put itself into it and fantasized about it, and then found that this is indeed the truth, no matter where money goes, money is the last word.
If you have money, you will really be extra confident at work, what can you do if you are scolded, if you are not happy, you will pick a child, and I will quit! It's fucking cool to think about!
Black and White Impermanence more or less understood Wen Wan's meaning at this time, but her next words opened the door to a new world.