Chapter 19: The Hero Who Failed Saves Beauty
Today's sky is blue, the flowers are red, the grass is green, and even the distant ground is earthy yellow.
Today was supposed to be a beautiful day, and he could fly with his senior sister while the sword was flying, singing, and eating hot pot to sublimate the friendly revolutionary friendship in this real nature.
But just now, the two devil muscles who suddenly jumped out destroyed the beautiful atmosphere that Bai Shannuo had built up with great difficulty, and Bai Shannuo didn't continue to create the atmosphere, and he didn't just stop like this, and his movements were a little stiff.
If it's just two devil muscles, forget it, after all, there is no shortage of creatures that think with the lower half of their bodies, especially when Senior Sister Mao is really beautiful. But can you jump out of two powerful ones, even this monk at the beginning of the foundation building period is not enough for Senior Sister Mao to stuff her teeth, as long as this kind of little thing is let Senior Sister Lu wave a halberd so lightly, pick it up or will it become ashes in an instant, floating around?
You invited two monks with such a low cultivation level, forget it, before they started to do evil, two people appeared to heroically save the beauty! If it's a stranger, it's okay, after all, strangers still have that kind of random possibility, but the person who popped up this time was none other than those two old acquaintances.
Gu Xing, Su Mu!
Can the two of you not use such a subordinate means to try to win the favor of Senior Sister Mao, even if you can use the means of subordination, can you use dim sum, not to mention that he, a bystander, feels that his embarrassment has been committed, but Senior Sister Mao's expression has become a little ugly.
Besides, those two devil muscles are not professional at first glance, obviously they haven't hit the two of you yet, and the two of you just flew out and fell out, screaming while flying upside down, could it be that the cultivation of these two senior brothers has been able to crush the monks of the same level?
Bai Shannuo suddenly felt that the inside of his hot pot was not fragrant, as if a dead fly suddenly flew in, constantly churning and churning in his pot, and occasionally cutting himself with that pair of dead fly eyes for a while, my mentality collapsed!
"Ahem, Senior Sister Mao, Senior Brother Bai, and the bad guys have been driven away by the two of us." After these two people saw that they had both acted in a big play, Bai Shannuo and Mao Aobing had no intention of letting the two of them sit down, so they took the initiative to take two steps forward and talk.
"Well, we see, is there anything else? If you have nothing to do, you can go, we don't accept foreign guests here. Mao Ao said coldly, that emotionless voice made Bai Shannuo feel that the current Senior Sister Mao and the Senior Sister Mao who was eating hot pot and singing just now were completely two people.
Could it be that the soup base I made today is not Sichuan-fragrant and spicy, but the legendary ice cream hot pot? Bai Shannuo tentatively ordered some of the soup in the pot and put it in his mouth. It's spicy, yes, but why is it so cold?
"Then do you two want to invite the two of us to sit for a ......?! You're ...... Not.. Hmm...... "Su Mu's words were covered by Gu Xing before he finished speaking.
"Then you two sisters and brothers continue, don't thank us, the two of us will leave first, we will go first, we are all eating and drinking, don't worry about us." Gu Xing said this and forcibly dragged Su Mu away.
And after being dragged to a remote place at an extremely discordant angle, Gu Xing let go of his hand.
"Senior Brother Gu, don't stop me, today must be because that kid has confused Senior Sister Mao, otherwise how could he be indifferent to my plan? I'm going to kill that kid today. Su Mu said and made an exaggerated look.
"Su Mu, don't be like this, it's not that kid who confused Senior Sister Mao at all, it's that the plan of the two of us is really bad, don't you see how bad the performance of those two devil muscles is? I was embarrassed and didn't know how to continue acting. Gu Xing tapped his forehead with a fan, trouble, trouble.
"Senior Brother Gu, what do you say, I don't know that the actors outside are so unreliable, this method is ancestral, my father told me, this method is good, my mother was deceived by my father like this, and now who knows that people outside will be so disrespectful." Su Mu also sighed incompetently, the people here are really too vegetable, if they let the royal heroes in their family save the beauty, today's matter will definitely be successful.
Gu Xing secretly disdained in his heart when he heard this, you are just deceiving a little girl who is not deeply involved in the world, if you use this method to deceive Mao Aobing again, if you don't split it with a halberd, you will be counted as I have analyzed her for so long.
It's just that although disdain is disdainful, after all, it is its own ally, and it should be wooed or wooed, and it should be comforted or comforted.
"It's okay, it's okay, you can't do it, I still have some strategies, today the two of us are brothers, we can definitely take the lead in taking Senior Sister Mao, and then solve the problem of the two of us internally, what do you think?"
"Since Senior Brother Gu still has a plan, then let's follow Senior Brother Gu's plan." Su Mu shook his head a little helplessly, it's okay for his brain to think about how to punch and beat people, but if you want him to please others, then forget it, he can't do it at all, now the family tradition of deception is not good, then look at the senior brother's strategy.
"Come here...... Let's do this first.. So...... And then ...... So.. So...... And so and so on and so forth...... Is this possible? ”
"Although I don't understand it very well, but in fact, my senior brother is so powerful, I'll just follow it, there must be no problem."
The two of them muttered a little more about the details before they began to prepare their second plan.
At this time, Bai Shannuo was obediently eating mutton shabu on the side, and he never spoke to Mao Aobing, now Senior Sister Mao's aura can crush people to death, and it will definitely not be wrong to eat meat calmly on the side now.
"Harm, junior brother, you said that you ate happily." Mao Aobing looked at Bai Shannuo who only ate meat and didn't speak, and couldn't help but sigh leisurely.
"Senior sister, I don't want to do this either, but what can I do? Now I'm just a monk in the Qi refining period, and it's not enough to punch others when I fight with them. "I want to help you, but the conditions don't allow it, I'm just an ordinary Qi refining period cultivator, exposing my cultivation too early is tantamount to seeking death, he and the current Senior Sister Mao haven't reached the point of being angry at the crown, right?
"That's right, you're just a 'Qi Refining Period Cultivator', but it's embarrassing for you." , Mao Aobing added an accent to the words 'monk in the Qi refining period', so that Bai Shannuo could know her dissatisfaction, but what can Bai Shannuo do, you are too beautiful, there are so many people who want to soak you, do you still blame me?
For the first time, Bai Shannuo felt so innocent.
"Okay, don't eat, I'll go back and rest first, you can rest here by yourself." After Mao Aobing said this, she was ready to leave, if these two flies came out again after a while, she couldn't guarantee that her Fang Tian Painting Halberd would have eyes, and it would be a bit too much if she cut the two of them if she wasn't careful.
Bai Shannuo looked at Mao Aobing who stood up, and felt a little helpless in his heart, this senior sister of his was really annoyed by these two flies, and she didn't even eat such a delicious hot pot.
"Okay, senior sister, go slowly, I won't send it." After all, there is such a big pot of meat here, it would be a waste if you don't eat it, Bai Shannuo in the previous life in order to respond to the positive call of the country, every time he eats, he resolutely makes a disc, and if he can't finish it, he will pack it and take it away, can a person change his excellent quality because his situation has become different? No way!
Not only because Bai Shannuo's heart is firm enough, but also because the hot pot base produced by this system is so fragrant that he can eat three more bowls.
Just as Bai Shannuo was about to add another piece of meat, a voice suddenly came from afar.
"Ah, you look at the sky, you look at the flowers, you look at the grass, you look at the ground, at this moment I really can't help but want to chant a poem."