Chapter 20 The sour poem is being sung
"The sky sends my heart, a hundred flowers do seal my heart, the grass is lush like my heart, and the boundless is like my heart."
Ma Dan, I don't know if I don't like to eat sour sauces? Why, why is there such a sour verse?
Bai Shannuo felt that his scalp was numb for a while, can we not be like this, is such a sour poem marinated in a kimchi jar for three years? He can't even eat a good piece of meat, how did you say it?
At this time, when Bai Shannuo kept complaining in his heart, the voice began to chant again.
"Ah, Senior Sister Mao, your eyebrows are like the leaves of a willow tree, your slender waist is like a soft flower branch, your face is like a shy epiphany, and your temperament is like a cold night sky! You intoxicate me, you fascinate me, you are my Xiaoice Bingbing! ”
After hearing this, Bai Shannuo was directly shuddered by the sour spirit spirit, who can stand this thing, this is too sour.
Just when Bai Shannuo thought that his senior sister Mao would also feel that this poetry was unbearable, he found that his senior sister was actually seriously appreciating it.
Bai Shannuo thinks that this world is crazy, can this kind of thing attract little sisters? Such a sour poem, so sour, so sour, so sour, what a Xiaoice ice, this is too sour.
"Senior brother, don't you think this kind of poetry is beautiful?"
“?????!!!!!”
Is such poetry really beautiful? Wait, for people in this world who have not experienced nine years of compulsory education, this kind of poetry made by elementary school students seems to be really good.
"Ahem, senior sister, do you really think this kind of poetry is very good?"
"Don't you think so? I think this kind of poetry is really good, and he mentioned me at the end, Xiaoice Bing, he called me Xiaoice Bing! ”
Mao Aobing's face was slightly red, an iceberg beauty actually made a little girl at this moment, which almost blinded Bai Shannuo's eyes, isn't it, senior sister, do we want to do this, let's go.
The person over there seemed to have seen Mao Aobing's little daughter, and read these sour poems even harder.
"Xiaoice Bing, you are electricity, you are light, you are fire, you are untouchable dreams."
"Xiaoice Bing, the sun in the sky is you, the moon in the sky is you, the stars in the sky are still you!"
Bai Shannuo really couldn't hold back, and couldn't help but make a retching action, although the action was very light, but it was still seen by his senior sister.
"Senior Brother Bai, don't be like this, you can't appreciate such exquisite poems, but I don't want to make this gesture, after all, every sentence of this poem is a rare good sentence, and they should be respected."
Mao Aobing said with a warm and angry face, as if Bai Shannuo had secretly desecrated the article and done something heinous and wrong.
And at this moment, the person who had been reciting poetry also came over, and this person was not an outsider, it was Senior Brother Gu Xinggu who had just appeared.
"It's okay, junior sister, after all, not everyone is as literary as me, they just feel such beauty, but they hate that they can't express such beauty, there may always be people who have a deep sense of helplessness because of their ignorance and incompetence." After Gu Xing finished speaking, he also took out a small fan, and kept shaking it, which really meant that he looked like a dog.
"Gu. Gu Gu ...... Senior Brother Gu, ...... your poem was written It's so nice, I'm ...... I hope to have time to consult with you. Mao Aobing said this sentence in a twist, and then lowered his head, looking like he didn't dare to look at Gu Xing.
At this time, Bai Shannuo understood that his senior sister Mao was not only attracted by this kind of poetry, but also a young woman in literature and art.
However, in that case, then don't blame me for being unkind, just forget about it when you recite sour poems here, after all, this kind of thing is a personal hobby, and I can't care about it.
But you want to use this method to seduce my senior sister, and you think that I can't do your poems for five years of elementary school, then you really underestimate the heroes of the world.
"It turned out that Senior Brother Gu was in person, and the foolish brother had a few words that he wanted to ask for advice, I don't know if Senior Brother Gu can appreciate his face." Bai Shannuo bent down as he spoke, made a standard understanding of asking questions, and asked Senior Brother Gu on the side.
Just kidding, who is still not a literary young man, I think back then, he was the best literary boy in the whole university, and the girls who wanted to play the flying flower order against him could be ranked from his university to the opposite university.
With Bai Shannuo's own temperament, coupled with the clothes he just bought yesterday, this etiquette immediately pulled Mao Aobing's attention back from Gu Xing a lot.
"It turns out that Senior Brother Bai is also a person who understands poetry, which is really good, in that case, let us communicate together."
Although Gu Xing is very modest in his mouth, he is completely dismissive in his heart, just because you still want to compare with me in poetry, ask questions, people, you can't take your own things too seriously, otherwise it is easy to have an accident.
However, in order to ensure his image in front of Senior Sister Mao, this consultation still has to be accepted.
"Okay, if you have any questions, just ask, senior brother, I will definitely teach you well, and I will definitely not have any reservations."
Hmph, that's what I'm waiting for.
Bai Shannuo sneered in his heart, just because you teach me well, if I say a poem today, it will be regarded as me bullying you.
"Since Senior Brother is willing to teach me, then I will ask you for advice, but if Senior Brother can't answer my question, I don't know how to say it?"
"Don't worry, you don't want me, I can't fail to answer."
"But what if?"
"Why do you have so many things?"
"I'm not ......"
"Okay, I won't bully you, if I can't answer, I'll see you in the future and walk around, do you say okay?"
Gu Xing was very confident, because he didn't take Bai Shannuo in his eyes at all.
Bai Shannuo was also very happy, because he didn't expect Gu Xing to be so easy to deceive.
"A gentleman's word?"
"Whip the horse!"
"Refreshing, since that's the case, then I have to ask the senior brother for advice, I recently wrote a paragraph to the senior sister, but I always feel a little inappropriate, but since there is Senior Brother Gu here today, then I think Senior Brother Gu will definitely be able to help me revise and revise, then I can say it."
"You say."
"Senior sister, listen well, I said, 'There are three thousand floating worlds, I love three, the sun and the moon and the qing, the sun is the morning, the moon is the twilight, and the qing is the twilight of the dynasty', I always feel that there are some problems, but I don't know where the problem is, please Brother Gu teach me."
Bai Shannuo bowed his hand to Gu Xing, who had not yet reacted, it was unceremonious, today, I will definitely be ashamed of your rude face.