Chapter 15: Silly Indeed!
Chapter 15 is really stupid!
"Woohhh After listening to Shao Jian's words, Xiao Qing, who was sitting next to her, was already crying.
"You ... You guys are amazing ... Whining... After commenting on Shao Jian's story, Xiao Qing cried on Shao Jian's body. The passengers in the carriage who heard the cry of the beautiful woman looked at Shao Jian with angry eyes, thinking that Shao Jian's words would make the beautiful women cry; The young men in the row of seats next to him looked at Shao Jian with adoring eyes, "Ya! Hook up with a beautiful woman in such a moment! No, if you have the chance, you must worship him as the boss and let him teach me how to pick up girls! "They don't know that Shao Jian is a person who gets blinded when he sees a beautiful woman...
"No... It's nothing! We are. It's an assistant policeman! Although yet... Undocumented, but ... Since you put on a police uniform, you must help others! Shao Jian opened his eyes and said nonsense, looking righteous and awe-inspiring, and Xiao Qing, who was crying on Shao Jian's shoulder, just stopped crying and cried again when he heard Shao Jian's righteous and awe-inspiring words. The crying makes people listen to the liver and intestines! Shao Jian smiled bitterly in his heart, this beauty is really not afraid of life, the first time I saw me, I was afraid of crying on my shoulder, it seems that I am still quite attractive...
After glancing at each other, Gou Yuzi and Wangcai on the opposite side picked up a pack of fake cigarettes, ran to the smoking area at the interface of the carriage, squatted in the corner and smoked fiercely.
"Uhhhhh You're still an assistant police officer, huh? Whining... Xiao Qing choked up and said.
Shao Jian looked like it was a matter of course and said, "We... Just became ... A few days after the assistant police... I encountered this ... Ay.. Depressed!! At this time, Shao Jian was praying in his heart, "The Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Buddha, the Sanqing Patriarch, God... I hope you don't punish me ... I know it's wrong ... β
After crying for more than ten minutes, Xiao Qing, who gradually stopped crying, glanced at Shao Jian embarrassedly, and his face turned red, "I'm sorry... β
"Ah??? What... What are the excuses?? "Shao Jian was confused at this time, could it be because he apologized to me for the gaffe just now? But I'm not one of her, so I don't need it? Don't...
Xiao Qing pointed to the T-shirt on Shao Fitness, "I'm sorry, I got your T-shirt wet... β
Shao Jian even had the heart to die at this time, I said why don't you cry and apologize to me, it turned out that my T-shirt was wet with tears, and it was uncomfortable to cry!
"I... I'll wash you! Xiao Qing tilted his head and said to Shao Jian, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he thought to himself, looking at his figure, it's not bad...
βγγγ Don't, there is a beautiful woman crying on my shoulder, how can I be willing to wash him off? After chatting with Xiao Qing, Shao Jian miraculously didn't stutter much.
And at this time, our protagonist is thinking in his heart.,Fortunately, I remembered Wangcai's words.,Yes.γγγ Treat her as a gentleman...
"Huh?" Xiao Qing tilted his head and looked at Shao Jian strangely, why didn't he stutter??? Actually didn't let me wash it, forget it, don't look at it, it's so thin, it must be ribs! Xiao Qing thought viciously in his heart.
"Hey. . . The two of them are back, 4 people, nothing to play, how about playing cards? Shao Jian saw Gou Yuzi and Wangcai Tie coming over with blue faces.
"Smack! Syllable! After slapping each of them on the head, Shao Jian said to the two people who looked bad: "What's wrong?" Have someone cook it? β
"Humph!" Wangcai said angrily: "Are you going to call your sister-in-law?" β
"You guys..." Listening to Wangcai's words, Xiao Qing's face immediately turned red again, like a ripe apple, and his seductive appearance made Shao Jian, who had been watching Xiao Qing's reflection next to him, feel the urge to take a bite.
"Smack!" Shao Jian, who was secretly happy in his heart, added another touch to Wangcai's head. "How to speak!" Shao Jian squeezed his eyebrows at the two of them, there was no way, he had to maintain the majesty of the boss at all times in front of the beauties!
"Punish you for buying cards!" Shao Jian threw five yuan to Wangcai. Who asked Wangcai's mother not to give him money?
"Oh... Wangcai, who took the money, flattened his mouth, stood up and walked out. But after a while, he walked back again.
"Brother Jian... Where is poker sold? β
Hearing Wangcai's words, the people around him looked at him with a kind of "when I see you kid, it's the first time to take the train, or you're an idiot".
Wangcai, who was seen by everyone, thought to himself, it can't be that these people have special love, right? Thinking of this, he hurriedly tightened his collar, and said to Shao Jian, who was sitting outside after changing seats with Xiao Qing with a distressed gaze: "Brother Jian... β
"Why are you so stupid! Go find it! Shao Jian said impatiently.
After hearing Shao Jian's words, the people in the carriage finally shifted their attention to Shao Jian. Shao Jian is not a fool, he immediately knew the meaning of everyone's eyes, which clearly means that you kid is also SB... Shao Jian shivered, and hurriedly said to Wangcai: "There is a conductor pushing a cart to sell things on the car, you just go to other carriages to look for it." "Saying that, he looked at the people in the carriage with a demonstrative eye... Shao Jian's thought at this time was, do you see it! Lao Tzu is not SB!
After hearing Shao Jian's words, Wangcai immediately rushed to the next carriage without stopping.
Ten minutes later, Wangcai returned.
"Brother Jian, no... Wangcai said without confidence, "I went to the conductor's restaurant to the capital... β
βSBοΌ You're not going to go to the first few cars! β
"Oh... After saying that, he rushed out again, and accidentally bumped into a person, but after the man saw Wangcai's figure, he quickly retracted his head...
"Oops... What kind of brother did you take? So stupid! Xiao Qingjiao smiled and said to Shao Jian, "I haven't seen such a stupid person yet!" β
"He's stupid? He's not stupid! Clever! It's just that sometimes my brain can't turn around. Shao Jian pursed his lips, as if he disagreed with Xiao Qing's words.
"That's still stupid... Xiao Qing muttered quietly... Tears welled up in my eyes again...
Just as Shao Jian used his panda glasses to turn around and search for a beautiful woman. The dog leftover who was sitting opposite pulled the corner of Shao Jian's clothes.
"Huh? What's wrong? Shao Jian said questioningly.
The dog leftover hurriedly used Nunu's mouth to signal Shao Jian to look at Xiao Qing. But Shao Jian didn't turn his head at all, still looking at the beauty. I didn't pay attention to the expression of the dog leftovers at all, and slapped the hand that the dog leftovers were still on the corner of the clothes, and muttered: "Don't you see that I'm looking at a beautiful woman... β
Although the voice was not loud, it was obvious that Xiao Qing heard it.
"Ah!!h The sound of killing pigs echoed throughout the carriage, and the aftermath lingered for three days. . .
Shao Jian turned his head to look at his waist, and Xiao Qing's little hand was gently turning on it... And there was a watery look in his eyes that "I was naΓ―ve"...
Shao Jian is speechless, I think the beauties are in the way of you...
"Brother Jian... When Shao Jian was touching his waist that was pinched by Xiao Qing, Wangcai came back panting. "Brother Jian, I'm almost running to the cab, let people drive out...
βγγγβ Everyone in the carriage stopped talking, and quietly looked at Wangcai, who was whining and extremely depressed.
"You... It is indeed SB ... Shao Jian, who was dumbfounded, finally spoke...