Chapter 16 is surprisingly stupid!

Just when Wangcai was standing there and didn't know what to do, the conductor's shouting came through.

"Beer, poker, mahjong, snacks...

Wangcai, who had just sat down, stood up suddenly, his eyes widened, and he looked at the conductor who came over pushing the cart, "Where were you just now!! ”

This question frightened the female conductor and whispered, "I... I was in the conductor's lounge just now... They said someone wanted to buy something, and I came out... The more she talked about the end, the more she lacked confidence, because she saw Wangcai's murderous eyes.

“。。。” Wangcai was speechless.

Gou Yuzi hurriedly stood up to relieve him, "Help us get a pack of pokers." ”

"Uh... Good... The conductor hurriedly searched for him in his car. After a while, the conductor said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry... I forgot to pretend to be poker... ”

"Xiao Qing, you can play mahjong, right?" When Shao Jian heard that there was no poker, he turned his head and asked Xiao Qing.

"Of course, of course I can play mahjong, I used to play mahjong with my parents and younger brother when I was okay at home!" Feelings or mahjong family。。。

"That's good," Shao Jian said to the conductor, "get us a deck of mahjong tiles." ”

"Oh... Good. The conductor had a good impression of the young man who helped her out. Hurriedly took out a deck of mahjong tiles and handed it to Shao Jian.

"Wangcai, take the money!" After saying to Wangcai, who was sitting opposite and depressed, Shao Jian began to unpack the mahjong tiles.

"Oh... Wangcai handed the only five yuan on his body to the conductor, and then pretended to be very generous, "No need to look for it!" ”

“。。。” The conductor was completely depressed, what kind of person is this! Five dollars is not enough! "I'm sorry, but this deck costs six...

"Huh? Why is it so dark? Something that sells three dollars outside, sells six dollars here?! This sentence was immediately heard by everyone in the carriage, not because everyone's ears were too powerful, but because Wangcai's voice was too loud! immediately looked at Wangcai with a kind of "you kid doesn't know" eyes, and Wangcai was even more depressed.

"There's still a dollar of change here, give it." The dog leftover pretended not to know Wangcai, and helped Wangcai put the dollar on the table with a look of charity.

After the conductor loaded the money, he pushed the trolley to another car. Walking and looking back at Wangcai, he shook his head and whispered: "Why is this kid so pitiful, so old and still mentally retarded... ”

"I !! in the grass" After everyone withdrew their disdainful gazes, Wangcai shouted in a depressed voice.

"Smack!" The roar was immediately exchanged for a slap.

"Don't swear in front of ladies!" Shao Jian said viciously.

Yes, our protagonist has never said a dirty word in front of a woman, (except for the word "dirty"...) Shao Jian said that in front of women, it is best not to say dirty words, because this may affect your understanding of you in women's hearts, because women are the most vengeful animals! Shao Jian once swore to the lamp at home: "I have never said a dirty word to a woman!" This good habit also made Shao Jian have more female friends than others, even if Shao Jian could no longer speak.

"Oh... Wangcai rubbed Shao Jian's aching head, pouted and whispered.

"Alright, alright, play cards!"

Four people, with a deck of mahjong tiles, began their mahjong journey.

"Don't play, don't play! I'm always giving you some shots! Shao Jian was very depressed, because from the beginning to now, he had lit Xiao Qing more than a dozen times.

"You deserve it, who made you cry for me?" Xiao Qing said with a grin. I don't know why, every time I see Shao Jian's bitter expression, Xiao Qing is very happy.

"Don't play, don't play! Let's go, go smoke! After speaking, he covered his face with his hand and kept glancing at Gou Yuzi and Wangcai, and after the two met, Shao Jian turned his head and said to Xiao Qing: "Are you going?" ”

"Are you sick? Have you ever seen a girl smoke? Xiao Qing was startled and rolled his eyes at Shao Jian fiercely.

"Yes, a lot of girls smoke!" Shao Jian did see it, that time I saw a seventeen or eighteen little girl standing on the street smoking, Shao Jian suddenly felt a sadness in his heart for no reason, now the girls, there are few good ones... (Female friends, don't hold stinky duck eggs and make a posture that wants to smash me, my thinking is very backward...) The girls are really crazy now.,I'm a little bit unable to keep up.,So write it out to remind all the women.,Please don't go too fast.,Even if it's for the men who keep chasing behind you.。。。 ）

"Phew! Grandma doesn't smoke! Shao Jian's words unsurprisingly brought a roll of the eyes, plus a "phew"... And Xiao Qing's witch nature was finally exposed at this time.

Shao Jian had no choice but to lead the two to the smoking area, and after lighting three fake cigarettes with a bitter face.

"Brother Jian, weren't you very good at playing mahjong before? Why did you give that chick a shot today? Wangcai knew Shao Jian's skills in playing mahjong, and said questioningly.

"Bad luck today!" Shao Jian gave all the white eyes he got from Xiao Qing to Wangcai.

"Are you really SB today? Didn't you see that Brother Jian was peeking at Xiao Qing's cards all the time? He did it on purpose! Gou Yuzi looked like he hated iron but not steel, and his eyes were full of regret when he looked at Wangcai. What a brother.,I don't know what stimulated me.,Actually became SB.。。。

"Got it?! Call you stupid, you TM is really stupid. Don't play with your muscles in front of witches, because your muscles are often gently 'touched' by their little hands, don't say anything dirty in front of women, because your dirty words will make them disgusted, and don't behave very well in front of witches, because they are very jealous! Shao Jian said to the two of them earnestly, at this time, Shao Jian seemed to have become a master of love who had experienced thousands of loves!

And Shao Jian was thinking at this time, Niangdi, fortunately, the theoretical knowledge is relatively rich, otherwise I really can't bluff these two guys!

Looking at the two people who were so frightened that they wanted to take out their mobile phones to write down these words, Shao Jian nodded with satisfaction. The children can be taught!

"Brother Jian, did the first sentence say that you should often fiddle with your muscles in front of women? Can you get stroked like that?? Obviously, Wangcai looked at the muscles all over his body and fell into obscenity.

"Get out of the way! There is such a good thing, Lao Tzu has already trained a body of muscles! I'm talking about stroking, that's it! Shao Jian said, and made a pinching gesture with his hands.

"Uhhh Wangcai shuddered.

"You're so stupid!" In the disdainful gaze of the two and the two raised middle fingers, Wangcai fled to his seat in embarrassment...