Chapter 20: The Grand Saddam Inn

The three men followed the driver to a dilapidated house and walked in.

After packing all the luggage, the driver said to Shao Jian, "If you have something, call your uncle." Then he walked away without looking back.

Leaving three people with big eyes and small eyes.

Just as the three of them were thinking about how to slip away, the landlord came to the three of them, stretched out his hand, and said in stiff Mandarin, "He hasn't paid the rent yet, you three have paid the rent." ”

“。。。” Shao Jian was speechless for a moment, NND, I said why did you run so fast on a dog day, and you haven't paid the rent yet!

The three of them quickly apologized to the landlord, and then, amid the poor landlord's swearing, fled with their luggage.

"I said! Fortunately, I didn't pay the rent.,Otherwise, I really don't know how to ask the landlord to come.。。。 Shao Jian gasped.

“。。。”

The three of them wandered on the street, Shao Jian walked slowly with his small bag in front, followed by Dog Jizi and Wangcai carrying large bags and small bags.

"Saddam Hussein's Grand Guesthouse! That's a great name! The two of them were walking with their heads down, and suddenly heard Shao Jian's voice in front of them.

Suddenly raising his head, the five bright red characters of "Saddam Hussein Hotel" came into view.

"Holy! This is certainly Saddam's only asset in China! Dog Yuzi said in surprise.

Shao Jian, who was in front of him, suddenly shook his body and almost fell to the ground.

"Okay! Just save Saddam's face, let's live here! "Wangcai is full of spirits, and there is a sense of pointing out the country, but then look at the big bags and small bags hanging on the body, just...

So the three of them walked into the "Saddam Hotel", which was described as "Saddam's only asset in China".

After some inquiry, the three of them finally understood why this hotel was called "Saddam Hussein Hotel", it turned out that the father of the owner of this hotel was called Saddam, and Saddam Hussein in Iraq had not yet been born at that time!

After negotiating the price, the three of them finally lay down on the comfortable bed.

"Whew... I'm exhausted! ”

Just when Shao Jian was feeling tired from the journey, a smell comparable to that of biological and chemical weapons filled the air.

“TMD！ Who is so lacking in virtue! What a stinky fart! Shao Jian covered his nose and looked for the target.

Wangcai said embarrassedly: "This... Brother Jian, it's not a fart, it's my feet... ”

Shao Jian was furious!

"I'm grass! Why do your Tamati feet stink so much? Shao Jian said in a thick nasal voice.

Wangcai said seriously: "Brother Jian, think about it, we didn't wash our feet on the train, and there were so many people, and we were embarrassed to take off our shoes on the train." Can it not stink? When you take off your shoes, they must stink too! ”

Shao Jian rolled his eyes, "Do you think Lao Tzu's feet can be as stinky as yours?" He took off his shoes.

Suddenly, all the oxygen in the air was destroyed by biological weapons, and the dog Yuzi lay on the bed and covered his nose with the quilt, and Wangcai had already rushed out of the door. And Shao Jian, one of the initiators, has fainted on the ground...

“TMD！ It stinks so much... Shao Jian struggled to get up on the ground and said depressedly. After quickly putting on his slippers and hanging them on the windowsill, Shao Jian rushed to the bathroom at a speed of 100 meters.

I finally washed the suffocating stinky feet and returned to the room.

"Hey... It stinks! Shao Jian said with emotion.

At this moment, another disgusting smell came.

"I'll you, why haven't you taken your shoes off yet? You'll take it off as soon as I get back! Shao Jian covered his nose and yelled at the dog leftovers who were carefully taking off their shoes.

The dog leftover said aggrievedly, "I... Didn't you take off your shoes? Just now the boss sent to take off his shoes... ”

When Shao Jian heard this, he hurriedly sat up straight, "What?" And the innkeeper is coming? What did he reflect? ”

"According to him, when he first came in, his eyes were black and he wanted to vomit, and then he quickly held his breath and put his slippers at the door, and after telling me how he felt, he rushed out of the door...

"Uhhh Shao Jian suddenly sweated profusely.

I don't know how long it took for the smell in the house to finally dissipate.

"We're here, what are we going to do?" Shao Jian lay on the bed and said lazily.

Wangcai said without thinking: "Of course, it's to watch beautiful women, drink, and surf the Internet." Let's see if there's a fight! ”

"Smack!" Shao Jian heard this and immediately slapped it. "You still want to fight here? Hurry up and go back to my hometown! ”

Wangcai covered his head and whispered, "Isn't it okay if I'm wrong... ”

"Then I'll decide!" Shao Jian looked at the two people who pricked up their ears and listened carefully, and said with satisfaction, "I decided, let's lie on the window here and watch the beauties." ”

"Bang!" "Smack!" The two people who had been listening carefully fell under the bed one after another.

As if he hadn't seen it, Shao Jian continued, "Look at the difference between the beauties in Xinjiang and the beauties in our family!" ”

The two people under the bed struggled to get up, gave a thumbs up and said to Shao Jian, "Brother Jian... Admire... Admire!!! Then he fell to the ground one after the other.

"It should be! That's why you admire me? In fact, as early as ten years ago, I began to admire myself... As he spoke, Shao Jian coquettishly stroked his chin bangs.

Although Shao Jian's hair is not as dense as most people, and he even often loses a few hairs, his hairstyle is very handsome! Regarding his hair loss, Shao Jian said this, "My brother has a tendency to develop towards the top of his intelligence!" Long bangs often fall down on that ordinary face, and at this time, Shao Jian will be extremely coquettish, which makes people feel the urge to hit people when they see it. And the swallowtail on the back of the head is long enough to tie up a small braid.

Shao Jian's hair is Shao Jian's fatal flaw, in the past, there was a fight with someone, often because the hair was too long for people to grab, fortunately the person quickly let go, otherwise the machete in Shao Jian's hand would definitely fall on his wrist. Since then, Shao Jian has used a hairpin to clip his hair before fighting...

"Okay, Brother Jian, it's past seven o'clock now, go to sleep, I'm tired!" The dog leftover, who had finally gotten up from the ground, said angrily, and then turned his head to look at the window.

"Huh? It's 7 o'clock in the evening, and it must have been dark on our day, so why is the sun still so high here??? ”

Shao Jian gave the dog leftovers a "you idiot" look, "Are you stupid?" Where is this? It's Xinjiang! So to the north, how could it be dark so early?! ”

"Oh...

"It's still so early, so let's lie on the window first and see the beautiful women?" Shao Jian proposed.

I have to say that Shao Jian's choice here must have been premeditated, and he chose this room regardless of the boss's price increase when bargaining. It turned out to be a preparation for the "Look at the Beauty" event in the next few days.