Chapter 21 Lying on the windowsill and looking at the beautiful women
Chapter 21 Lying on the windowsill to see the "beauty"
Although it is still hundreds of kilometers away from the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, a gust of mountain wind comes down, but it also brings a chill, and the night is comparable to the early winter in my hometown.
The three of them slept beautifully. When I woke up, it was already dawn. Shao Jian picked up the phone that had just been fully charged and looked at it.
"I said! It's past ten o'clock now! Don't sleep! It's time to get up and look at the beautiful women! ”
"What? It's past ten o'clock?! It's almost time to get up, Wangcai, have you forgotten that we said that we want to watch beautiful women all day today? The dog hurriedly put on his clothes and trotted to the windowsill.
"Panic what! I haven't eaten yet! Shao Jian glanced at the dog leftover with red eyes and salivating mouths. Damn, I've seen color, I've never seen such a color, I don't eat and lie on the window to watch the beauty.
After breakfast, Shao Jian dragged a hundred unwilling two people around the street. The beautiful name is "walking", but in fact, there is another purpose - to see where the beauties hang out!
As soon as he returned to the room, Shao Jian screamed and rushed to the windowsill.
The two of them didn't know what was going on, but when they saw that Shao Jian was already lying on the windowsill and lighting a cigarette leisurely, they immediately understood and hurriedly rushed to the windowsill to look down.
"Huh! Look, the beauties in Xinjiang are different from ours! ”
"Of course! Our beauties are so much more beautiful than here! ”
"Why do all the beauties here look like they're in their thirties and forties?"
"Uh... I don't know... Maybe the beauties here look old-fashioned... ”
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While the three of them were still having an in-depth discussion on the question of "why do the beauties here look so old?", the innkeeper knocked on the door and walked in. Seeing the three of them lying on the windowsill discussing something with great interest, he asked curiously, "What are you three young men looking at?" ”
"We're talking about why the beauties here look so old...
The boss was speechless, I said why did you choose this room with a good location, it turned out to be a beautiful woman! "Don't look at it, do you see the factory in front of you?" The boss pointed to a building in front of him and said to Shao Jian and the others.
Following the boss's fingers, Shao Jian saw a sign that read, "XXX Car Cushion Processing Factory".
The boss continued: "The people who work in it are all middle-aged women, which beautiful women do you see?" ”
Hearing the boss's words, Shao Jian was overwhelmed with grief and indignation, and looked at the innkeeper with tears in his eyes, "Return the money... I want to see beautiful women!! "Alas... It's so hard to even look at a beautiful woman when you're out of the house...
The boss fled in a frenzy, not even caring what he was doing when he came in.
The three of them lay depressed on the bed, looking at the ceiling.
Shao Jian sat up suddenly, as if he had made some important decision, "I have decided, let's change the hotel tomorrow!" ”
When the dog leftover heard this, he said with a pitiful face: "Please, Brother Jian, don't change it, I've been tired to death for the past two days!" ”
Wangcai also echoed on the side: "Yes, yes, you can't see a beauty and you can't die, you move today and move tomorrow, it's going to be tiring!" ”
When Shao Jian heard the words of the two, he suddenly felt like a deflated ball, and he paused. Said lifelessly: "Okay, if you don't change it, you won't change it... ”
The three of them lay in the room all morning.
When it was time for lunch, Shao Jian said, "Okay, let's go eat." ”
The two of them hurriedly sat up and said to Shao Jian, "Brother Jian, let's go eat naan!" ”
"Naan? What's that? Shao Jian said suspiciously.
"Oh, why are you so stupid! Naan is a specialty of Xinjiang! Wangcai looked at Shao Jian with a look of hatred that iron could not become steel.
At this time, the dog leftover on the side muttered, "Cut, didn't you just see people eating naan and knew that it was a specialty, really... As he spoke, Wangcai suddenly shot a murderous gaze, and the dog leftover quickly picked up Shao Jian and walked out.
"Okay, let's eat naan!" Along the way, there was no more than the stalking of two people, Shao Jian said helplessly.
"Let's go drink first! Try the food here. I was tired yesterday and didn't even pay attention to what this dish tasted like. Wangcai hurriedly said.
Shao Jian glared at Wangcai fiercely, "Let's just have this amount of money, I don't know when that matter will pass, don't spend money too slippery!" However, after Wangcai looked at Shao Jian with a pitiful expression for five minutes, Shao Jian was finally defeated, and said angrily: "Okay, let's go drink some wine and eat some food here today!" ”
"Ahaha, thank you, Brother Jian!" When Wangcai heard Shao Jian agree, he was so happy that he almost didn't jump up.
After a full meal, the dog leftover suddenly frowned. Shao Jian said, "What's wrong? Have someone cook it? Why are you sad? ”
The dog leftover said with a bitter face: "Alas... Beauty can't be seen... What should we do? ”
Shao Jian slapped the dog leftover when he heard the words of the dog, and said angrily, "Don't you know that little bit of fancy intestines, don't you just want to go online!" ”
Gou Yuzi smiled flatteringly: "Brother Jian, my admiration for you has been surging for a long time, and the water of the Yellow River is flooding... ”
Shao Jian glanced at the excited two and waved his hand, "Let's go, go online!" ”
There are really few Internet cafes in Manas, a small county, and the three of Shao Jian walked around the street over and over again. Finally found an internet café.
But when Shao Jian walked in and asked, the network administrator actually said, "You're not locals, are you?" We're here to only let locals surf the internet! ”
The three of them are depressed, and there is still household registration discrimination here?
So, the unwilling three people continued to wander the street. But after wandering for a long time, I didn't find a place to access the Internet.
The dog leftover was tired and out of breath at this time, and said breathlessly, "Let's... I have to go... How long does it take? ”
Shao Jian glared at the dog leftover viciously, "It's all you!" What nets? Can you die if you don't use the Internet? It's good now, I'm tired to death! ”
"I..." The dog leftover lowered his head aggrievedly and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Don't you want to surf the Internet too... He didn't dare to say it out loud, Shao Jian must have been another slap when he heard it...
While three people were complaining, a few children came over. Shao Jian hurriedly said to the dog leftovers, "Go ask those children and see where there is an Internet café!" The dog leftovers hurriedly ran over.
Shao Jian lit a cigarette, handed it to Wangcai, and waited for the dog leftovers to return.
A cigarette was just finished, and the dog leftovers returned.
"Brother Jian, those children said that we outsiders are not allowed to access the Internet in regular Internet cafes, so we have to go to black Internet cafes."
"Then you ask where there are black Internet cafes?" Shao Jian was speechless, this is the world of the Communist Party, how can there be household registration discrimination?
The dog leftover said proudly, "Of course! Nor do I look at who I am. Just come with me later! ”
“。。。” Shao Jian really didn't know what to say, so he said, "Smack!" "A slap in the face." Lead the way! ”
The dog leftover rubbed his sore head and obediently led the way.
ps: Dear children's shoes... I'm really embarrassed in the past two days, I drank too much yesterday, and the four of them drank 8 catties of liquor, and they were about to die. . . Failed to update in a timely manner. It's a crime that owes everybody... Yesterday's Singles' Day, if you break the law, you will drink wildly! Drink too much and confess to others.,But people don't bird us.。。。 Alas, life, this is life!