Chapter Twenty-Three: Lift Your Skull

I didn't say anything all night, nothing else, just because it was cold at night here, and there was no one on the street.

Shao Jian slept until half past nine. Wake up with heat ... If it's not hot, I'll probably have to sleep until 12 o'clock...

"It's half past nine, get up, go to dinner!" Shao Jian got up, patted the two people who were asleep on a bed, and then dressed himself.

The dog leftover agreed in a daze, "Well, I know... Then there was no sound, and it seemed that he fell asleep again.

Shao Jian was wearing clothes with his eyes closed. When I opened my eyes after wearing it, I saw that the two people were still sleeping like dead pigs, and my heart suddenly caught fire, Lao Tzu is up, you are still sleeping!

So, Shao Jian ran into the bathroom and took out a wet towel that was used to wipe his feet yesterday and is still dripping. Put it on the dog's leftover face...

"Ahh It's so cool... Why is it so hot... Thank you, Brother Jian, or do you know that it hurts brother... "The dog leftover is still confused, and even putting the footcloth on his face thinks that Shao Jian is taking a towel to wipe his face...

Shao Jian watched the dog leftover continue to sleep indifferently, happy, wipe the footcloth, wipe the footcloth...

After putting it on the dog's face for a while, Shao Jian picked up the footcloth, and then put it on Wangcai's face...

"Ah!!h Completely different from the reflection of the dog's leftovers, Wangcai jumped in fright.

"It's so cold!" (Those of you who have been to Xinjiang should know that the water there, especially at the foot of the Tianshan Mountains, is basically the snow on the mountain that flows down after it melts, so even on a hot day, the water is cold.) Wangcai yelled, looked at the footcloth in Shao Jian's hand, and was stunned, "Huh? Why is this towel so familiar? ”

Shao Jian immediately laughed. It took a while to pretend that he didn't know anything and said, "Really? I also feel familiar with what you said... ”

"Ahh I remember! Wangcai was angry, extremely angry, but when he saw Shao Jian in front of him, he was more than capable of doing so. Who told us to follow him?

"Brother Jian... You're so unkind ... This... It's the footcloth I used yesterday! ”

As soon as he heard Wangcai's words, the dog leftover was agitated and rolled off the bed. Panicked eyes looked at the footcloth in Shao Jian's hand.

"Evil... The dog regretted it, why didn't he get up early, and let Shao Jian wake him up...

So, four resentful eyes shot towards Shao Jian. In an older saying, it is "If eyes can kill, Shao Jian has died countless times"...

And our protagonist, Shao Jian, at this time put on an innocent look that I didn't know anything, and I don't remember that I used this towel to wipe my feet yesterday.

After the three of them finished cleaning up, Shao Jian said solemnly: "Today, I decided... As he spoke, he looked at the two of them, and saw that the two of them were listening carefully to the leader's speech, nodded with satisfaction, and continued, "I decided, let's not go to the Internet today!" ”

As soon as the dog leftover heard that he didn't go online, he was immediately unhappy, "No, no, no!" Today is another day at the Internet café... I'm dying of exhaustion these days... ”

Wangcai hurriedly Fu He on the side, "Yes, yes, let's go online, it's a big deal not to drink... "Khan ... Feelings: He still wants to drink today.

When Shao Jian heard this, the two of them were going to rebel, and this was worth it!

So Shao Jian slapped the table, straightened his face and said, "Listen to you or listen to me?!" ”

After the two of them whispered for a while, they finally whispered, "Listen to Brother Jian... ”

Shao Jian smiled with satisfaction, "That's right, tell you my plan for today." When the two of them, who were still dissatisfied just now, heard that Shao Jian had a plan, they hurriedly pricked up their ears, for fear of missing a word.

"I decided, let's go to Tianshan today!"

"Really? Haha great! I've been thinking about going to the Tianshan Mountains for a long time! Brother Jian, you are really my lucky star! As soon as the two people who were unhappy just now heard Shao Jian say that they would go to Tianshan, they immediately smiled and slapped their sycophants.

And Shao Jian was also in high spirits at this time, and shouted with a wave of his hand, "Brothers, withdraw!" ”

The three of them happily came to the bus station, Shao Jian walked to the ticket window and asked, "Hello, if I want to go to the Tianshan Mountain, how long will it take to get there?" ”

"Two days!" The conductor was an aunt who had reached menopause.

"Uhhh Shao Jian thought to himself, this time I played Dafa, and after two days, I was tired and tired...

Just when Shao Jian was thinking about it, the conductor inside became even more impatient, "Hey, I said, do you buy a ticket or not?" If you don't buy it, you don't see such a long queue in the back? ”

Shao Jian suddenly lowered his face when he heard the conductor's tone, "Lao Tzu won't buy it, you Obasan.!" ”

When the conductor didn't understand what "Obasan" meant, and was still stunned, Shao Jian rushed out.

When Shao Jian came out of the ticket hall, he saw Gou Yuzi and Wangcai squatting in the corner smoking at a glance. Shao Jian thought to himself, "NND, it's not a good thing at first glance, squatting in the corner and smoking, you won't stand well?" Really TM unlucky, how did you meet these two SBs? ”

Thinking of this, Shao Jian walked over and snatched the cigarette that had just been lit in the hands of the two people, still on the ground. “TMD！ Lao Tzu went to see people's faces, you two are cool, squatting here and smoking! ”

As soon as she finished speaking, an old lady with a red armband ran over with her little feet, grabbed Shao Jian's arm tightly, and shouted loudly: "Young man! Littering everywhere is subject to a fine of 1 yuan! ”

The two people next to them were stunned, they had long known that Brother Jian was charming, and Brother Jian himself said that he was over 10 years old and under 80 years old, and it was true!

Shao Jian glanced at the two people who were covering their mouths and snickering, and helplessly took out a crumpled yuan from his pocket and handed it to the old lady, "Auntie, I just came, I don't know the rules, you bear with me!" The tone was full of gangsterism, and the old lady who listened to it had a numb scalp, snatched the money, quickly let go of the arm holding Shao Jian, and ran away, looking back to see if Shao Jian had caught up, just like Shao Jian was a peerless demon.

Seeing Shao Jian's face, Wangcai hurriedly said, "Brother Jian, your charm is great!" ”

Shao Jian, this person, eats soft and does not eat hard, as soon as he heard someone say good things, he originally pulled a very long donkey face, and suddenly disappeared into invisibility, this change made the two of them really admire, Brother Jian's face, said that it changed... Awesome...

However, the next words of the dog leftover made Shao Jian's face greener than just now...

"Sure enough, it's all killed under the age of eighty... The old lady of the house is moved when she sees what you see... ”

Before Shao Jian ran away, Gou Yuzi hurriedly said, "Brother Jian, have you bought a ticket?" ”

When Shao Jian heard this, the fire that had just been extinguished rose again, "TMD! Not going! ”

The two of them were anxious when they heard this, "Why don't you go?" It's finally so close to the Tianshan Mountains, isn't it good to go shopping in the Tianshan Mountains? There is also bragging capital when you go back! ”

Shao Jian said angrily, "Do you want capital?" Have! When people ask you, you say that you have learned a Xinjiang song! ”

Gou Yuzi listened to Shao Jian's words and was happy, "What song?" ”

Shao Jian yelled: "Lift your skull!! ”

The two of them fell down...

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